I would say who I would but i don't want any comebacks!

#1

Simple, assassinate anyone who stands in your way to glory. but if that person pays you well enough, then I say work with them. this is advice coming from a true assassin. so you better take it

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#2

Amber Turd >:( Bring back Johnny!

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#3

Putin, and anybody who takes his place. (KGB this is a joke please don’t raid my hou-)

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#4

I don't have many enemies...
I have a HUGE soft spot for cats...
I would assassinate the person who poisoned @TheNotSoPerfectLyric's cat...
... If anyone else knows someone who hurt a cat, please tell me in the comments. I will... dispose of them
meow

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Assassin Seven
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just realized the person who posted this comment. Avenge your fallen comrade!!!!!

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#7

Anyone who tries to steal my boyfriend

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#8

I’m totally gonna get put on the FBI watchlist for this one... 😅
Trump or the Zodiac killer.
They deserve it.

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#9

100% The person who poisoned my cat, he died a year ago and he was super friendly. Some people are dark and dislike cats

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#10

I know I'm going to get downvoted for this but: I would assassinate Trump.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe not a downvote, but I wouldn't give it an upvote either. so stop upvoting yourself

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#12

Trump and my ex

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

protecting the president is my job! even thought he does sneak out of his office and take a tan...

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#13

My bullies. Man, if I could I would go quiet kid at them.

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#14

My ex-boyfriend
Trump
My parents
My brother
My friend-
My homophobic classmates
My racist classmates
My sexist classmates
My math teacher
And a lot of other people-

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#15

All the people who tried to kill puppies.

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#16

Cops

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#17

My crippling self-doubt

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#19

pLEASE no assassinations today. Good vibes instead :D, have some flowers!
✨🌸🌱🌼🌻💐🌹🌿🌷🌺✨

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#20

this girl i went to school with's dad bc he murdered her >:( he shot her and burned her :( she was really sweet

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