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I would say who I would but i don't want any comebacks!
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#1
Simple, assassinate anyone who stands in your way to glory. but if that person pays you well enough, then I say work with them. this is advice coming from a true assassin. so you better take it
Final score:
9points
Assassin Seven (Submission author) 4 years ago (edited)
Look out your window. ;)
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#2
Amber Turd >:( Bring back Johnny!
Final score:
7points
#3
Putin, and anybody who takes his place. (KGB this is a joke please don’t raid my hou-)
Final score:
5points
Commander Rex (Submission author) 4 years ago
*sigh* I’m in the gulag, so this may not transmit my whole message but it’s the leader of Russia, *signal lost*
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I don't have many enemies... I have a HUGE soft spot for cats... I would assassinate the person who poisoned @TheNotSoPerfectLyric's cat... ... If anyone else knows someone who hurt a cat, please tell me in the comments. I will... dispose of them meow
Final score:
5points
Assassin Seven 4 years ago
I just realized the person who posted this comment. Avenge your fallen comrade!!!!!
serenagun 4 years ago
avenge the cats who've been murdered for peoples pleasure, stand up with the cats!!!
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Thats confidential
Final score:
4points
Commander Rex 4 years ago
Okay, well, I said Putin because I thought he was a common ideal but I actually plan to assassinate-
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My Step-Dad. He's a jerk!
Final score:
3points
#7
Anyone who tries to steal my boyfriend
Final score:
3points
serenagun (Submission author) 4 years ago
my full last name is Gunderson lmao, so yes, i have gun in my name :D
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I’m totally gonna get put on the FBI watchlist for this one... 😅 Trump or the Zodiac killer. They deserve it.
Final score:
3points
TenkoChabashira (Submission author) 4 years ago
I take it back. I'd kill George Floyd's killer.
Bow, I’m a Slytherin 4 years ago
Oh s**t, I didn’t even think about the FBI watch list. I’m in troubleeeee....
#9
100% The person who poisoned my cat, he died a year ago and he was super friendly. Some people are dark and dislike cats
Final score:
3points
Bow, I’m a Slytherin 4 years ago
I need the name, address, and biggest fear of this person. Don’t ask why, we have no time for questions.
TheNotSoPerfectLyric (Submission author) 4 years ago
Thanks for all the support :) but he can die in h, e, l, l,
#10
I know I'm going to get downvoted for this but: I would assassinate Trump.
Final score:
3points
Assassin Seven 4 years ago
Maybe not a downvote, but I wouldn't give it an upvote either. so stop upvoting yourself
#11
i would assassinate my enemies :)
Final score:
2points
Mark and Elmo 4 years ago
Where are you at? Do you know where I live? Which window though?
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#12
Trump and my ex
Final score:
2points
Assassin Seven 4 years ago
protecting the president is my job! even thought he does sneak out of his office and take a tan...
#13
My bullies. Man, if I could I would go quiet kid at them.
Final score:
2points
#14
My ex-boyfriend Trump My parents My brother My friend- My homophobic classmates My racist classmates My sexist classmates My math teacher And a lot of other people-
Final score:
2points
Bow, I’m a Slytherin (Submission author) 4 years ago
I hate a lot of people.
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Actually, is assinating the whole human race a option?
Sophie Frankel 2 years ago
Not everyone is evil. Can I give you a list of all the good people I know
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#16
Cops
Final score:
1point
Commander Rex 4 years ago
W o a h t h e r e, anybody in the occupation or the creator of the show?
#18
I would assassinate you.
Final score:
0points
#19
pLEASE no assassinations today. Good vibes instead :D, have some flowers! ✨🌸🌱🌼🌻💐🌹🌿🌷🌺✨
Final score:
0points
RiverStyxJix (Submission author) 4 years ago
Although some of y'all have some pretty good points.
#20
this girl i went to school with's dad bc he murdered her >:( he shot her and burned her :( she was really sweet
Final score:
0points
alexx (Submission author) 4 years ago (edited)
yeah, he set the house on fire then shot her in the head and chest and all over her body
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What do you think ?
Billy The Kid (Post author) 4 years ago (edited)
Has anyone seen that film LEON? Shame they didn't go ahead with the second one
Kirbi (hehe get it) 4 years ago
Idk why but when I saw this post it reminded me of this one meme. When you be nice to the quiet kid so he erases your name: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Billy The Kid (Post author) 4 years ago (edited)
Has anyone seen that film LEON? Shame they didn't go ahead with the second one
Kirbi (hehe get it) 4 years ago
Idk why but when I saw this post it reminded me of this one meme. When you be nice to the quiet kid so he erases your name: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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