Probably, sky diving.

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Claim that I am a god (or a messenger thereof) and start directing world leaders to do the right things!

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#2

Every thing there’s to much to do.

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#3

SKYDIVE WITHOUT THW PARACHUTE. JUMP OFF THE BUILDING. SHOOT MYSELF ALOT.

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#4

if i dont get sick lick the Eiffel tower idk why i haven't even seen it

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#5

Throw a dildo at a government leader.

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I would become a superhero, fight crime, and protect the innocent. Thugs with guns? Nothing to worry about. Knife-wielding bank robber? Too easy! Bad guy twice my size? Ain't no punch gonna do be any harm! Bozo with a bomb? I'll swallow it!

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Xottel
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I giggled imagining myself becoming that superhero. I just found it hilarious that I am so skinny. I mean I'd be indestructible but still weak as a hamster.

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jump from the edge of space without a parachute

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