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Hey Pandas, If You Could Have Any Superpower, Which One Would It Be?
Flying? Reading Minds? Invisible?
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#1
I would want to read minds but ONLY when I chose to do so!
Final score:
4points
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#2
To make other people shart themselves with nothing more than a thought.
Final score:
3points
Lez Be Honest 2 years ago
I almost choked on my coffee!! Thank you for that laugh, I needed it! 😂
#3
Mind Manipulation. I.e telepathy, mind control, etc. I could change the world with it.
Final score:
3points
#4
Luck Manipulation: Transferring Luck from one person to another Draining/Temporarily increasing someone's Luck Manipulating/Causing Omens (Mirror shattering, Black Cats, Shooting Stars, etc.) Partial Transformation based on Omens (Black Cat/Mynah/etc. physiology, Glass shard growths on body, etc.)
Final score:
2points
#5
TALKING TO ANIMALS
Final score:
2points
#6
I think I speak for every genderfluid person when I say this... SHAPESHIFTING!!!!!
Final score:
2points
A Wild Bean (they/them/any) (Submission author) 2 years ago
:D I love that
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#8
The ability to regrow organs
Final score:
1point
#9
Future telling, but only when I choose to do so. Like to see what people will be when they're older, see relationships, etc. And I would use this to help people like if they feel discouraged. Also midnight reading so I can see this sh!t people think about me but only when I choose to.
Final score:
1point
#10
The ability to change the atomic makeup of things by rearranging subatomic particles like protons and electrons. I could make or destroy anything I want, and reality could be whatever I want it to be.
Final score:
1point
#11
Probability manipulation. The chance that it’ll snow tomorrow is 2%? Nope, now it’s 100%! The chance that global warming is a thing is 100%? Nope, now it’s 0%! The chance that I’ll ever come out of the closet is 0%? Let’s change that!
Final score:
0points
#12
Shape-shifting. Turning into animals or other people would be great
Final score:
0points
#14
I'd like to fly but i'd really like to make myself invisible sometimes. You can see peoples true character when they think no one can see them. I could also really observe how wild animals truly live without human intrusion.
Final score:
0points
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