Hey Pandas, How Do You Know Your Family Dynamic Is Dysfunctional?

I love throwing pottery, drum circles, brewing exotic tea, and driving my 1921 Leyat Helica around town, spewing profanity-laden hip-hop with the windows down. On the weekends when I am not bandaging the proverbial wounds of emotionally abused chinchillas, I play lawn darts with my fellow piscopaleans in front of my neighbor's house. My idea of a good time? Chillin' with my crew, discussing the decay of Western society, eating BonChon chicken and swillin' cans of Prickly Pear & Lychee Weisse-Style ale from Bizarre Brewing.