i need new roasts for people.
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I’ve met some pricks in my time, but you my friend are a f*****g cactus
"If laughter is the best medicine, you're face is curing the world"
An Aussie said, “Take away your snow capped mountains, culture, and good food, and what would New Zealand be?”
The kiwi answered, “Australia”.
"You're so stupid that you could climb a tree once and fall twice."
You are the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo!
How many Aussies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three. One to hold the bulb and two to turn the ladder.
Them: you are so ugly
Me: TY ,I TRIED MY BEST TO LOOK LIKE YOU
If I wanted to kill myself I would jump from your ego to your IQ.
I’d rather eat s**t than vote for trump
Having him as president was exactly like eating s**t for four years.
A British man is visiting Australia. The customs agent asks him, “Do you have a criminal record?” The British man replies, “I didn’t think you needed one to get into Australia anymore.”
Why is Australia such a dry country?
We don’t have a king or queen to reign on it.
Them: *rolls eyes*
Me: keep rolling those eyes you might find a brain back there.
Even Trump would f**k you
My fish have more common sense than Americans
Want to hear a joke about the construction industry in Australia?
Too bad, they’re still working on it.
Hmmm and protesting about vacations!!
Noodles!!
Your so ugly when the doctor told you mom you were treasure she said yeah let's bury it
What’s the last thing a bogan says before they pass away?
“Hey mate - check this out!!”
What’s the last thing a bogan says before they pass away?
“Hey mate - check this out!!”
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It's all from the same person. A Kiwi, I reckon.
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