let's see some w rizz
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Did you fall from Heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week's hottest single
Aint single, aint hot. Walk with cane. Suffering dementia. My sense of humor sometimes puzzling.
Only one pick-up line, 53+ yrs ago: will you marry me? 😉🥰
Are you a tide pod because you look like a snack 😉😉😉
*fingerguns*
(Please don’t eat tide pods though)
p1: there are 20 letters in the alphabet right?
p2: you are missing some letters
p1: oh right i forgot the letters u, r, a, q, t
p2: you still forgot one
p1: dw darling, you'll get the d later ;)
(never used this on someone lol)
'Excuse me, do you have time to complete a quick 1 minute survey?' Hand your phone over on the 'Add contact' screen.
Are you charmander? Because your my first pick
Are you Rick astley? Because I’m never going to give you up
(Ha Ik these aren’t pickup lines Rlly but )
"If you're single and open to it, could I have your number?"
I'm rather direct, LOL.
*falls onto knees* PLEASE! PLEASE JUST GO OUT WITH ME! 😭
Still married! 🥰😍
3 kids, 4 gkids, fifth gkid in oct.
I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?
(This is from Gravity Falls)
Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?
Hi, I’m Mrs. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?
GET OVER HERE!
*holding knee carefully*
Ouch, I skinned my knee…
…while falling for you 😏
Hello
If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged. (Pickup line)
.........But you aren't so.... (Roast)
are u welch's? bc ur a pretty fruity snack
or
yeah that guy(or girl or person) that id kinda be into IiiiIIIiisssss..... YOU (be more chill refrence anyone?)
Are you a cupcake? Because you look like a snack.
We need to rename our panda. How about 'robed' (anagram). Then he'll be able to officiate in court!!!
We need to rename our panda. How about 'robed' (anagram). Then he'll be able to officiate in court!!!
