Let there be roasts.

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You must have been born on a highway.... Cuz that's where accidents happen

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User avatar That sarcastic asshole
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    If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.

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    #3

    guy one: do you smell something funny? guy 2: what? no, do you? guy one: eh, i dunno, kinda reminds me of your mom.

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    i would make a joke about your life, but your life is already a joke

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    Joe

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    That girl is like Diet Pepsi. She’s both bitter and visually displeasing. Works for guys to, but I came up with this thinking of a toxic female friend lmao:)

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