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Mine is that I farted incredibly loudly in the library, in front of my crush. I was so embarrassed I blamed it on my friend, who was caught in the midst of my stinky explosion. I didn't know this at the time, but my friend coincidentally also had a crush on the same girl. My friend hasn't spoken to me since.