Just describe what you can do, doesn't have to be too complex.

#1

I can widen my nostrils on command

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#2

I can burp on command

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#3

I'm double jointed

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#4

I can whistle through my teeth

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#5

I can read upside down and backwards (not at the same time)

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#6

I can open doors and flush the toilet with my feet. I also have a really good memory and can recall things that happened to me in detail.

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