We've all seen those posts about the best pick-up lines you can think of, but let's be honest here: There's starting to get overused. So I want y'all to do the exact opposite. Come up with the absolute most dreadful, horrible, intentionally-insulting pickup-lines you can think of, and share them with us.

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#1

See that panel van parked up? That's my van, I've got a couple of cute puppies in the back if you would like to see them?

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Julie S
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was actually going to show you my puppies

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    #2

    Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I pride myself in knowing how funny this is.

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    #3

    Hey girl are you a police officer? Cause you take my breath away

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    #4

    1. I don't know about you but I kind of want to put my basilisk in your chamber of secrets. 2. Are you a factory before child labor laws cuz I wanna put some kids in you 3. I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping inside you and I'm not

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    #5

    I can't believe nobody out this on yet, "Are you from Tennessee, bc you're the only ten I see" "Your hand looks heavy, lemme hold it for you."

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    #6

    I’m gonna stuff you into an animatronic suit

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    #7

    You. Me. Bed. Now.

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    #8

    "Wanna see my Magic The Gathering Collection?"

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