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I don't think I need to explain further-
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#1
"You played with Brian at lunch, we are not friends any more!"
Final score:
5points
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#2
*walking around that playground edge thing that was supposed to keep the mulch in but never worked*
Final score:
4points
#3
*drinks juicebox*
Final score:
3points
#5
"what's your name again?"
Final score:
3points
ThatBlackNightingale 2 years ago (edited)
Knock knock! *Give you the innocent kindergarten smile
#7
BUT I WANT YOU TOO EXPLAIN FURTHER!!!
Final score:
3points
Mermeow Overlord (they/them) (Submission author) 2 years ago (edited)
[Wait, why was I downvoted?]
#9
OOOH AMY AND REMI SHARED THEIR ANIMAL CRACKERS TODAY THEY MUST BE IN LOVEEEEEE IM TELLING MY MAMA
Final score:
3points
#10
Kid: *crying* YESTURDEY MOMMY AND DADDY WAS MEEN TO MEEEEEEE Other kid: wut did dey do to u? Kid: DEY ABUSED MEEEE Teacher: *overhears* *runs over to kids* Teacher: Your parents abused you? What happened? Kid: DEY MADE ME EET MY VEJTABULS (vegetables) Teacher: *faints with relief* Other kid: OH NO DA TEECHER IS DED
Final score:
3points
#11
*hiding in the corner drawing in the dirt with sticks*
Final score:
3points
#12
Kid: MERMEOW OVERLORD PROMISED ME THAT THEY WOULD START THE CAT UPRISING “TOMORROW” AND THEY NEVER DID AND ITS BEEN 50 YEARSSSSS *cries* THEYRE A LIAR *mermeow overlord has left the chat*
Final score:
3points
#13
*parent walks in* *sees DP lying on the floor* *sees Madally holding the swings hostage* *sees ThatBlackNightingale picking their nose* *screams*
Final score:
3points
ThatBlackNightingale 2 years ago
I DONT PICK MY NOSEEEEEER (yk in that scream cry tantrum voice)
#14
*casually eats some grass*
Final score:
2points
Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 2 years ago
I made an amazing soup out of leaves and mud and dirt.
#15
EWWW!!! RYAN HAS COOTIES RYAN HAS COOTIES!!!!!! *runs with ball and trips* ….*opens mouth* WAAHAHAJAJWJWJWJWWKAAAAAAAAJAJEKWWOOSOSDKDN
Final score:
2points
#17
You- *swears* Kid- *gasp* I’m telling You- no! Kid- teacher! Teacher- yes? Kid- *looks at you* I gotta go to da bafroom
Final score:
2points
#18
Lex the amazing slay kid: HEY MERMEOW OVERLORD I BET YOU CANT SPELLL Mermeow overlord: YES I CANNNNNN Lex the amazing slay kid: OH REALLY? SPELL “ICUP” THENNNN mermeow overlord: i-c-u-p… Lex the devious child: EWWWW IM TELLING THE TEACHERRRRR lex the devious child again: MS. MADALLYYYYYYYYY!!!! MERMEOW OVERLORD SAID SOMETHING INNAPROPRIATEEEEEE Mermeow overlord: *crying*
Final score:
2points
#19
Teachew!!!! Bob stowe my pway do and den he ate it!!!!! *cries*
Final score:
2points
#20
*yeets toy and hits someone in the head*
Final score:
1point
#21
*scribbles with crayon on wall* EeEeEeEeEeEeEeEe look at my awtwork
Final score:
1point
#22
"Teacher, can I go home? They're scaring me."
Final score:
1point
#23
DP CALLED CHEX MYLICKS “CHEXY WEXY” THEY MUST BE IN LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TEE HEE
Final score:
1point
#24
I am a princess, I am your majesty queen black nightingale- lalalalalalalalalalalalalala WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT BABIES RONALD, I want 6 kids! 6 girls, because girls are better.
Final score:
1point
#25
TEEEEEAAAAACCCCCHHHHHEEEERRRRR DP VOMITED ON ME!! EWWWWW WWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! HE VOMITED BECOS THATBLACKNIGHTINGALE PICKED THEIR NOSE!!!! EWWWWWWWW. WWWAAAAAAAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!! (That was crying)
Final score:
0points
#26
*throws mud at people* MUD FWIGHT
Final score:
0points
#27
I DECLARE WAR ON THE SWINGS!
Final score:
0points
#28
CHEXYWEXY CALLED THE FBI! AAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHH*hides under table clutching toy demon*
Final score:
0points
#29
Ok, being a teacher for young kids is hard! It’s kinda fun though…
Final score:
-1point
#30
*Sits in corner reading book*
Final score:
-3points
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