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#1
"You played with Brian at lunch, we are not friends any more!"
Final score:
5points
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#2
*walking around that playground edge thing that was supposed to keep the mulch in but never worked*
Final score:
4points
#3
*drinks juicebox*
Final score:
3points
#4
"Joe pushed me off the slide!!!!!" 😭😭😭
Final score:
3points
#5
"what's your name again?"
Final score:
3points
ThatBlackNightingale 2 years ago (edited)
Knock knock! *Give you the innocent kindergarten smile
#7
BUT I WANT YOU TOO EXPLAIN FURTHER!!!
Final score:
3points
Mermeow Overlord (they/them) (Submission author) 2 years ago (edited)
[Wait, why was I downvoted?]
ThatBlackNightingale 2 years ago (edited)
Idk it's weird to downvote a comment like this
Load More Replies... Mermeow Overlord (they/them) (Submission author) 2 years ago (edited)
[This is about the description]
#9
OOOH AMY AND REMI SHARED THEIR ANIMAL CRACKERS TODAY THEY MUST BE IN LOVEEEEEE IM TELLING MY MAMA
Final score:
3points
#10
Kid: *crying* YESTURDEY MOMMY AND DADDY WAS MEEN TO MEEEEEEE Other kid: wut did dey do to u? Kid: DEY ABUSED MEEEE Teacher: *overhears* *runs over to kids* Teacher: Your parents abused you? What happened? Kid: DEY MADE ME EET MY VEJTABULS (vegetables) Teacher: *faints with relief* Other kid: OH NO DA TEECHER IS DED
Final score:
3points
#11
*hiding in the corner drawing in the dirt with sticks*
Final score:
3points
#12
Kid: MERMEOW OVERLORD PROMISED ME THAT THEY WOULD START THE CAT UPRISING “TOMORROW” AND THEY NEVER DID AND ITS BEEN 50 YEARSSSSS *cries* THEYRE A LIAR *mermeow overlord has left the chat*
Final score:
3points
#13
*parent walks in* *sees DP lying on the floor* *sees Madally holding the swings hostage* *sees ThatBlackNightingale picking their nose* *screams*
Final score:
3points
ThatBlackNightingale 2 years ago
I DONT PICK MY NOSEEEEEER (yk in that scream cry tantrum voice)
#14
*casually eats some grass*
Final score:
2points
Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 2 years ago
I made an amazing soup out of leaves and mud and dirt.
A Wild Bean (they/them/any) 2 years ago
*adds some pebble sprinkles* there now it can be a cupcake
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MadameMalfoy (Submission author) 2 years ago
*hands grass* there’s some gwass! it’s dewicious!
Load More Replies... Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 2 years ago
*holds out bark with mud, leaves and grass*
Load More Replies... #15
EWWW!!! RYAN HAS COOTIES RYAN HAS COOTIES!!!!!! *runs with ball and trips* ….*opens mouth* WAAHAHAJAJWJWJWJWWKAAAAAAAAJAJEKWWOOSOSDKDN
Final score:
2points
#16
EWWWW JAKE HAS COOTIES RUNNNNNN!!!!
Final score:
2points
#17
You- *swears* Kid- *gasp* I’m telling You- no! Kid- teacher! Teacher- yes? Kid- *looks at you* I gotta go to da bafroom
Final score:
2points
Cloakred_Is_Bored (Submission author) 2 years ago
Idk but these are the kids that become trolls
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#18
Lex the amazing slay kid: HEY MERMEOW OVERLORD I BET YOU CANT SPELLL Mermeow overlord: YES I CANNNNNN Lex the amazing slay kid: OH REALLY? SPELL “ICUP” THENNNN mermeow overlord: i-c-u-p… Lex the devious child: EWWWW IM TELLING THE TEACHERRRRR lex the devious child again: MS. MADALLYYYYYYYYY!!!! MERMEOW OVERLORD SAID SOMETHING INNAPROPRIATEEEEEE Mermeow overlord: *crying*
Final score:
2points
Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 2 years ago
[It's ok, do you know what happens when you combine iodine copper and phosphorus?]
Load More Replies... #19
Teachew!!!! Bob stowe my pway do and den he ate it!!!!! *cries*
Final score:
2points
RandomCrow(she/her)🇺🇦 (Submission author) 2 years ago
BECUZ SAWT TAWST GOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!! I WUV SALTTT!!!!
Load More Replies... #20
*yeets toy and hits someone in the head*
Final score:
1point
Cloakred_Is_Bored 2 years ago
*Mermeow f****n beams me in the head* AaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaa
Load More Replies... #21
*scribbles with crayon on wall* EeEeEeEeEeEeEeEe look at my awtwork
Final score:
1point
_mentally_insane_(she/her) (Submission author) 2 years ago (edited)
Thank you
Load More Replies... ◦•●◉ 𝒮𝒽𝓎 𝒟𝓇𝒶𝑔𝑜𝓃 (𝓈𝒽𝑒/𝒽𝑒𝓇) ◉● 2 years ago
*inhales* TEEEEEAAAACCCHHHEEEEERRRR!!!!!????? (In teacher tiredly) Yes, Shy Dragon what is it? (In indignant 4 year old) MENTALLY INSANE TOOK THATBLACKNIGHTINGALE’S CRAYON AND DREW ON THE WALL!!!!!!! (In teacher, slightly crossly) Mentally Insane, give ThatBlackNightingale back their crayon 🖍️.
_mentally_insane_(she/her) (Submission author) 2 years ago
NOOOOOO ITS MY CWAYON NOT THATBLACKNIGHTINGALES CWAYON
Load More Replies... _mentally_insane_(she/her) (Submission author) 2 years ago
NUH UH I GOT IT FWOM MY HOWSE
Load More Replies... #22
"Teacher, can I go home? They're scaring me."
Final score:
1point
◦•●◉ 𝒮𝒽𝓎 𝒟𝓇𝒶𝑔𝑜𝓃 (𝓈𝒽𝑒/𝒽𝑒𝓇) ◉● 2 years ago
(In teacher) I’m sorry but you can’t go home, your mum is still at work and she told me you might get scared so I prepared something for you. Let’s go to this quiet room where you can play alone and no one will scare you.
#23
DP CALLED CHEX MYLICKS “CHEXY WEXY” THEY MUST BE IN LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TEE HEE
Final score:
1point
#24
I am a princess, I am your majesty queen black nightingale- lalalalalalalalalalalalalala WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT BABIES RONALD, I want 6 kids! 6 girls, because girls are better.
Final score:
1point
#25
TEEEEEAAAAACCCCCHHHHHEEEERRRRR DP VOMITED ON ME!! EWWWWW WWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! HE VOMITED BECOS THATBLACKNIGHTINGALE PICKED THEIR NOSE!!!! EWWWWWWWW. WWWAAAAAAAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!! (That was crying)
Final score:
0points
◦•●◉ 𝒮𝒽𝓎 𝒟𝓇𝒶𝑔𝑜𝓃 (𝓈𝒽𝑒/𝒽𝑒𝓇) ◉● (Submission author) 2 years ago
(In teacher) you know what? I’m done with this. Just kidding. Do not pick your nose. It’s not good for you. You might get an infection. (Not in teacher) btw BP doesn’t tell me when someone comments my list additions. That’s strange
Load More Replies... #26
*throws mud at people* MUD FWIGHT
Final score:
0points
Percabeth Forever (she/they) (Submission author) 2 years ago
Yayyyyyy mud FWIGHT *throw more mud*
Load More Replies... ThatBlackNightingale 2 years ago
Teacher, dis was the pwerson who threw mud at me 😭😭😑
Load More Replies... #27
I DECLARE WAR ON THE SWINGS!
Final score:
0points
◦•●◉ 𝒮𝒽𝓎 𝒟𝓇𝒶𝑔𝑜𝓃 (𝓈𝒽𝑒/𝒽𝑒𝓇) ◉● (Submission author) 2 years ago (edited)
BECOS DEY JUMPED INTO MANGO’S HANDS SO THAT ALL 4 PAWS COULDNT GO ON THEM!!!! MEANIES!!!
#28
CHEXYWEXY CALLED THE FBI! AAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHH*hides under table clutching toy demon*
Final score:
0points
#29
Ok, being a teacher for young kids is hard! It’s kinda fun though…
Final score:
-1point
◦•●◉ 𝒮𝒽𝓎 𝒟𝓇𝒶𝑔𝑜𝓃 (𝓈𝒽𝑒/𝒽𝑒𝓇) ◉● (Submission author) 2 years ago
Errrr… ok? Ehhhh who? I Want Names.
Load More Replies... #30
*Sits in corner reading book*
Final score:
-3points
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