Challenge: Create a story (anything 3 or more sentences long) starting with this line:

"I was quite shocked to see the elephant in my (insert part of house)."

Nothing inappropriate please! Otherwise it can be anything.

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I was quite shocked to see the elephant in my dorm. Not as shocked as I could've been, but Cole got points for the excess.

This prank war was getting a little out of hand. I know, I know, I never thought I'd say it either, but this didn't seem like a very good idea. Elephants belong in the wild, not at a college. Still, I had to find a way to hit him back. Ever since I found out he was a raging d-bag, I vowed to stop sleeping with him at random, and instead channel my frustration into the most epic prank war the campus has ever seen. First I got revenge for his cruelty by finding all of his exes and sleeping with them. He returned by doing the same. I poured sugar in the gas tank of his Harley, he burned all my bras, I drank his twenty-six year old bourbon and replaced it with apple-cider vinegar, he tattooed his name on my hip. It's been going like this for months, but the elephant is an epic escalation. It's gonna be hard to beat. Comment any ideas. ~Francis California Jones

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Deutschland Mädchen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahahaha that was SO good! Here's an idea: a giraffe in HIS room. Or you could hire someone to paint his room or car in a really ugly color or pattern.

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I was quite shocked to see the elephant in my dining room! But the annoying thing was it kept trying to eat my food. I gave it some pumpkin pie but it wouldnt stop. Then, the worst thing ever happened it...FARTED!!!!! The stench was unbearable. I couldnt eat at all. The stench almost knocked me out it was so stinky. Eventually I had to call a elephamt catcher to catch the stinky freak of nature. It looked like a monster! With one eye! Luckily I got it out of my house but used all of my air freshener. After one our the disgusting smell went away and I finished my meal in peace. The End!🐘🗯

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I was quite shocked to see an elephant in my bedroom when I woke up. I had been reluctant to stay at the zoo's sketchy hotel in the first place but my friend had sweet talked me into it. And the elephant wasn't even the worst part about my arrangements. The one and a half star hotel was full of crazy stuff. The pipes rattled and moaned (haunted, I suspect), there was a full ecosystem built on the mold in the shower, and the stove nearly burnt the whole place down when I tried to make myself some scrambled eggs! 10/10 would NOT recommend.

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Thorfin Wolfsbane
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would like to lodge an official complaint against the Orangutan bell hop. She kept leering and grunting at me; and then she threw my luggage at me and held out her hand for a tip...REALLY!!! Like i'm going to tip with that service!

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There was once a Boy Scout in Botswana who had to go on a long hike before setting up a campsite with his brother scouts. He thought before he went, "I would really like some ice cream around the campfire", so he planned to bring some Mickey Mouse ice cream bars in a cooler on the hike. Over rough terrain, they travelled, the Boy Scout hauling his cooler while almost all of the others laughed at his stupidity. One of his brother scouts, though, sympathized with him and helped carry the burden of the cooler. Once camp and the fire were set up, the Boy Scout took a Mickey Mouse ice cream bar out of the cooler and unwrapped it. The ice in the cooler had become slush by now and the ice cream was starting to melt all over his hands, so he greedily ate it up. Everyone looked hungrily at the ice cream and asked if they could have some, but the Boy Scout said, "you laughed as I carried this cooler", and gave none save the one who helped shoulder the burden. Those two had to eat the whole box before it was mush. In the morning an elephant roaming by became curious about the Boy Scout's tent and started peeking in curiously, the flaps being open in the cool weather. The Boy Scout woke up and was shocked to see the giant face of the elephant in his tent. In his own language, the elephant said "good morning!" and the Boy Scout got out of his tent. The campsite was nearly barren. All his brother scouts had left him out of jealousy and anger except one. With the wise elephant's consent, together they climbed atop and rode home with the rising sun on their left shoulder and dried ice cream on their lips.

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