You wash it, dry it, style it, and… you make fun of it? Well, for sure, you can make fun of just about anything in life, and hair is absolutely no exception. In fact, as you’re about to see yourself, these hair puns can be pretty darn hilarious, if not the most hilarious, compared to other silly puns. So, are you ready to laugh unexpectedly hard and snort very loud at a thing you so recently thought to be as entertaining as a rock? We’ll bet you are and hope you will!
There’s one group of people to whom these adorable puns will really hit home - hairdressers. After all, these people look at hair, work with hair, and probably even dream of it every day. And once their occupation becomes a routine, only a good belly laugh can revive it and give it a new refreshing perspective. A magical thing laughter is, indeed. However, even if your profession isn’t related to locks and bangs, these hair puns will still amuse you and entangle you with filaments of fun.
So, we’ve probably woven the exact right amount of anticipation into this intro text, and now it is perhaps time to check the cute puns out. They are, just as always, a bit further down, and once you are there, vote for the funniest hair pun - every vote counts! Also, don’t forget to share this article with anyone who is into hirsute jokes, too.
Two hairdressers I know just got married: they live in peace and hair-mony.
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When the professor stepped into our class, everyone noticed he is hair-larious comb-over.
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My date was canceled at the last minute, so now I’m all dressed up with no hair to go.
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My hairdresser is very good with her money, she always shaves some for later.
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You said I might know your hairdresser, but his name does not ring a gel.
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Have you come across people who are such perfectionists that to describe your hair, they need a big frocabulary.
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Why are hairdressers never late for work? They know all of the short cuts!
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Did you know Conan was a hairdresser? He was Conan the Barberarian.
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Who’s a hairdresser’s favorite musical artist? Hairry Styles.
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I spent months prep-hair-ing for the marathon.
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Why doesn't the moon shave? Because it waxes.
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What’s a bee’s favorite haircut? A buzzcut.
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What type of haircut does Steven Spielberg get? The director's cut.
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If you want to groom a cat, you have to use a catacomb.
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They've made a spinoff of the 007 movies for hairdressers, it's called James Blond.
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My brother is about to cut your hair, so if I were you, I'd be hairy afraid!
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I've never done this hair cut before but I'll give it a curl.
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I have a lot on my plate, but I went to the hairdresser and just brushed my worries away.
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There was a really rude man in my hair salon today so I told him "I'm sorry sir, I'm afraid I mustache you to leave."
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The hairdresser's client didn't come in for their haircut, but she wasn't upset because that shaved her a lot of time.
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My hairdresser is the funniest person I know, he's just so hair-larious.
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My hairdresser asked if I would donate my hair, but I think that's a wig ask.
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My hairdresser is the best there is, he's just a cut above the rest.
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Because her last client didn't show up, the hairdresser's day was cut short.
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Barbers also make excellent cab drivers, because they know every short cut in town.
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A hairdresser's favourite sport is curling.
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I need to go to the hairdresser's to catch some greys.
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The training week for hairdressers is called root camp.
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It's difficult to get an appointment with my hairdresser, her calendar is always full to the trim.
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I got married to my hairdresser; we are a match pomade in heaven.
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My hairdresser tried to blame everything on me but honestly, it takes two to tangle.
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Hairdressers have a yearly dance off called a flash bob.
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We had a hair cutting competition and I won, hair and square.
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Who wants their hair loose when they are dancing the tangle (tango).
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Because of her boss had a bad hair day, her day in the office was cut short.
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Our friendship could no longer be salvaged. We have reached a split end.
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If you can’t pull off a great hairstyle, consider shaving it off.
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If you attempt to remove the curls from your hair, you may end up fro straighted.
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Never start a fight with your hairdresser. It can turn out to be a hairy one.
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The beauty with stories is that when explaining hairy situations, you can always put in a twist.
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Most million-hairs made their wealth from deals cut on the real estate market.
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Wise people know how to spend their money. They always shave some for later.
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When my friend started to go bald, I tried not to laugh, but he looked hair-larious.
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My wavy hair will be offended if you don’t wave back.
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Another bald chap I know never uses keys now. He’s lost his locks.
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My shoulders are throwing a party. They’re just waiting for my hair to arrive.
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How does the man in the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
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How do hairdressers travel? With United Hairlines.
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Where did the sheep get a hair cut? At the baa-baa shop.
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Someone stole my wig! That was a bald move.
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What kind of facial hair should a sea captain have? A boatee.
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I told my son that I wash my hair with poo but I lied. It’s not real poo, it’s a sham poo.
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What kind of hair explodes? Bangs.
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What did the electrician use to moisturise his hair? Air conditioner.
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My wife hates the colour of her hair... she's dyeing to change it.
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Why does it take so long to shave a giant sheep with normal sized clippers? Shear size.
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What helps a pirates hair grow? Aaarrrgan oil.
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I bought a wig for a dollar... It was a small price toupee.
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Coworker: Hey, I reallly like your hair! What's your secret? Me: Thank-you! I don't get very many complements on it. Most people are gel-ous.
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What is a butchers favorite facial hair style? Mutton chops.
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What type of hairstyle is popular with polar bears? Frosted tips.
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I tried everything to make my hair curly, but it didn't work - I was so fru-straight-ed!
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The accident was a really close shave, their lives could have been cut short.
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I know a few million-hairs who made their money by cutting very good deals.
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Hold on, this salon looks familiar - I think I've been hair before!
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I bought a pair of hair scissors, they were second hand but they are in tip top conditioner.
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My hairdresser almost got arrested, she had a brush with the law.
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I was in a hurry so my hairdresser had to do a bit of a brush job.
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I was in a relationship with a hairdresser but we broke up; I guess all good things must comb to an end.
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If I take you to the hairdresser with me, promise me you will beehive.
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My hairdresser cancelled my appointment today, she said she had a lot on her plait.
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Being a hairdresser is great, the job comes with amazing fringe benefits.
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My hairdresser is really mysterious and won't reveal any of his techniques: he keeps them under dreadlock and key.
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I really wanted to take the job as a hairdresser, but they just put in too many condition-ers.
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I can't fulfill my dream of becoming a hairdresser, because I have dye-betes.
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Hairdressers have good instincts, they can follow their cut.
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I've been to the hairdresser's and now I look very trim and proper.
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Don't get on the wrong side of my hairdresser, he can really hair a grudge.
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She just needs to come to perms with the fact that she has curly hair now.
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My last haircut will be a fringe, because I want to go out with a bang.
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Being a hairdresser is a good way to get rich quiff.
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This new series about haircuts it's so good, I've been fringe watching it.
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She came back with a perm: I was lost 'fro words.
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My hairdresser just asked me if I would like to comb over tonight.
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I love family get together events. They are always packed with hairlarious people who light my moments.
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Whatever you do, don’t DYE laughing at these puns. You have a life to go back to.
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Well, I don’t deny the fact that I have a knack for getting into hairy situations. However, how I pull through explains why I am a cut above the rest.
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On the dance floor, the revelers said to one another, ‘I think we are in a twist.’
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You cannot complain when your job gives you decent fringe benefits.
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The story goes that he was decapitated at the hairdresser.
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Everyone in the room said they would prefer dye-et cola.
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When the billboard was up that the salon next door was cutting prices, everybody flocked in there.
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To cut the long story short, he dyed.
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If you live down south and you really want a hairy drink, try the frizzy pop.
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The chief barber was the last to speak. He gave his cutting remarks.
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The blondes will never die, they only dye away!
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I wanted frizzy hair for life so I joined fro’ternity.
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Do people who live near a beach have sandy and wavy hair?
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Couldn’t you see I was going bald? Not the shine from your head blinded me
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I got a bad haircut in Stockholm. Now I’m parting in such Swede sorrow.
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I know a bald chap who put a rabbit on his head. He wanted a head of hare.
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When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.
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That’s where Jack and I were different, he would let his hair down, I just took mine off.
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He said that he would shave some ice cream for later.
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The best part of telling a story is that while narrating a hairy situation, you can always twist them.
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Let’s comp-hair the two and see which one is better.
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Would you be willing to s-hair?
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I took a photo of them while they were mid-hair.
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What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
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With four sisters about the house, I could never get my hands on a comb.
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She got fired from the hot dog stand for putting her hair in a bun.
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My wife said she wanted to see 50 shades of grey. So I took a photo of her hair.
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What do you call somebody who's addicted to trimming hair? A clipptomaniac!
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What’s the name of the Grim Reapers hair salon? Curl up and dye.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair? Shamboo.
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I went for a walk to the hair salon, I needed a breath of fresh hair.
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I've got a bad haircut and do you know what, I could not hair less.
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I heard you're in distress because you got a bad haircut; don't worry, I always shave the day!
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I got a wild haircut this morning, just for the gel of it.
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I got some hair jewellery yesterday, because you know what they say, diamonds are a curl's best friend.
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What did the hairdresser say to someone attacking them? I'm too young to dye!
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When you're a hairdresser, the dye's the limit.
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My hairdresser tells me all these stories about the hairy situations she gets herself in, but I expect she always adds a twist for effect.
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You've worked so hard to be a hairdresser, I hope your labour bears root.
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I'm friends with a hairdresser, but it's difficult to have a proper conversation with him, because he always cuts them short.
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I opened up to my hairdresser, because you know what they say, a problem sheared is a problem halved.
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My hairdresser put way too much conditioner in my hair and now I look like a mousse.
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My hairdresser only ever writes with a bald point pen.
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My hairdresser was put in jail, because he was charged with hair-rassment.
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I was about to get a really crazy haircut, but I decided to mullet over first.
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All that glitters is not bald.
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I comb, I saw, I conquered.
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By not coming, he shaved me from lots of trouble.
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I am an optimist. Irrespective of how big a problem is, I straighten it out. Rest a-sheared.
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The difference between Caesar’s barber and circus master is that one is a shaving Roman while the other a raving snowman.
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The best way to avoid falling hair is to get out of the way.
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When I went for the interview, I honestly wanted the job. However, they later put in too many condition-ers.
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What a close shave it was, their lives could have been cut short.
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Everyone was sorry to learn that he had dye-betes.
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It always happens, no one is too young to dye.
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We interviewed all the former hair-force officers, and none made the cut for the job.
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All chess players love this one hairdo, the ponytail.
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Just when I thought I am going to dye, my hair started greying.
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He loved playing with scissors not for anything in particular, but for the shear fun of it.
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He came closer and told me, “I mustache you a question, but first I need to mullet over.”
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If you perm your hair twice in opposite directions, does it come out straight?
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Wet hair I’ll be right back!
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In my dreams, nobody shaves. I have a lot of imagine hairy friends.
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I made a terrible blonder when I dyed my hair.
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I hair what you’re saying but I don’t know that I agree.
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My hairdresser doesn’t cut my hair any longer. He cuts it shorter instead.
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A new hairdresser for angry gamers opened up in my town. It’s called ‘Dye Dye Dye!’.
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A Jamaican man has stormed into my hairdressers and demanded I give him a new style. I’m dreading it.
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A few years ago, I asked the girl in the pet grooming shop out to dinner. She couldn’t make it though, she was washing her hare.
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What did the man have to do when he lost his wig? He had toupee for a new one.
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Shave the next dance for me.
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After a storm combs a calm.
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The teacher did not come. I got shaved from getting into trouble, because I could not do my homework.
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No matter how worst the problem is, she straightens them out keeping rest a-sheared.
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Our new professor was a hairlarious person.
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You have a fl-hair for photography.
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I was impressed by how friendly the cas-hair was.
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How does a lumberjack trim his beard? With a chinsaw.
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Why was the man with a beard in pain? Because he had a must ache.
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We were interviewing for the newest member of the hair force, but no one made the cut.
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Rest a sheared I will not cut your hair too short!
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No matter what the situation is with your hairdresser, I'm sure it can be straightened out.
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Every morning the hairdresser wakes up, bright and curly.
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When they opened the church, they couldn’t think of any better name than hairway to heaven.
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Trying to tame frizzy hair can be very fro straighting.
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Don’t swear at your hairpiece or you will have the devil toupee.
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Lady newscasters do their hair in a short wave.
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I wanted to get a perm but the hairdresser was so busy. I had to wait in a curly queue.
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The road to hell is shaved with good intentions.
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A rolling stone gathers no mousse.
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The movie had a hairy-tale ending.
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I am a queen crowned in my curls.
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I would love to speak a foreign language but I can’t; so I grew hair under my arms instead.
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My hairdresser asked me for a big favour, because he's in a tight cornrow right now.
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