35 Funny And Relatable Posts That Hit Close To Home To Many Men

Dear men. It is manly to read books. It is manly to wear cute clothes. It is manly to care for your kids. It is manly to relax sometimes. It is manly to do housework. It is manly to love yourself. It is manly to cry, to feel, to BE human. Allow yourself that, please. You have my permission to be human. And if you don’t want it to be manly, it doesn’t have to be. It can be a multitude of things because manliness doesn’t define you. YOU define you. That’s kind of your whole job.

Yeah... I'm s**t at handling rejection. I just run away and eat pizza.

The old "when a girl says no she's *playing* hard to get" toxic mythe.

Women deserve pockets PERIOD.

I'm straight and I like to do my hair and wear markup. I also look smashing in a black miniskirt. Does that make me gay? No it makes me sexy AF.

WE LOVE LAFORGE!!

EXACTLY! But poor Robin

Lol this man got a business card to tell you just how hard you can go f**k off.

YES. THIS.

Upvote for cartoon kitty who is basically me.

I love fruit cocktails!

How sweet! :D

Ok, this post made me soft. I'd give literally anything for that.

Hey, I'm a former child too!!

Louder for the people at the back!

I had a friend whose husband told her to man up while she was giving birth. She bit him on the hand.

Not all bodies can do that, even if you put in the effort.

Toxic masculinity hurts everyone, including men. It's called "toxic" for a reason.

I love the message that although Thor was going through a ton of grief and guilt, despite the fact that he’d been dealing with depression and subsequently weight gain, he was still worthy.

Oh...

Never understood this. I used to sub for an exgf who was a dom at playshows. I'm OK being seen seen in public but NOT OK being recorded and posted on the web. Most places like that make you check your phone at the door these days.

I'm gay, so I can't really comment on the accuracy of this.

There's a ute (pick up truck) someone drives around here with a big bumpersticker on the back that says "It ain't weak to speak" and I love it so much.

Don't worry Mike Wendowski you're cooler than Karen will ever be

Why did I act out every one of these. I am a girl

Really curious what the censored "H" word is.

She looks like she wants to fall asleep in every picture

This is sad, but then the only compliments I ever get from men have been about what I look like, never anything of substance. Maybe we should all compliment each other more. But genuinely so it's meaningful.

Just when my day was going great, I drove my car into a lake :(

I’ve always lived under the philosophy of ‘if they don’t like the real you when you reveal it in meeting them, they wouldn’t like the real you when you reveal it after being friends for a while’. It’s worth just being yourself as and when you meet someone, rather than waste the energy on someone who eventually won’t like you.

Well I'm rubbish at tinkering so I don't even know what that means.

I'm a chick with a whole toolbox. That simply makes me self-sufficient because I also live alone. But, ain't afraid to ask for help

My husband wouldn't know, but I would. I'm the DIYer around here!

I know it says flathead but my mind keeps reading it as flath head.

Why is it that it's always the phillips that dissappear.

Me (female with an extensive tool collection): "I think you will find I have many."

"Flathead" describes a type of screw profile (other examples being panhead or button-head) but it is NOT a drive type. The drive-type that is often mistakenly called flathead is actually called "slotted" and the corresponding driver is therefore a "slotted screwdriver". Calling a slotted screwdriver a "flathead" is a subtle way of telling a handy person "I don't know what I'm doing".

I would also be offended at this.

I'm a girl and own more than four or five of each type of drivers.

For real. From VERY small to large. Gotta be prepared.

when I get my own house, I'm gonna make a tool kit full of some basic stuff for plumbers and ppl in case they forgot smth

This would be me but I look like beef stroganoff so... Edit: Seems a lot of you actually really like beef stroganoff! I'm flattered!!

more like MAN DOWN!! WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS

5'2.5" 😭😭😭 my mom keeps telling me im gonna grow more but its been that way for like 3 years now 💀💀💀 thats ok tho i like being short it gives more gremlin energy >:3

Looked ut up, mrw = my reaction when. Are we all just supposed to know every abbreviation now?

Where's the "I never went out in the first place" button?

LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

You may be a real man, but being 6ft tall with muscles doesn’t matter if your 6ft under and decomposing

they should have told that fire to calm down

Two days after I moved in with my boyfriend, he cried with me when we had to put down one of the two guinea pigs I brought with me. A day later we spent an entire day to find a new companion for the left piggy. Have been married for 9 years now, being a couple for 13 years.