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Guy Tries To Warn Other Couple Not To Have Kids, Comically Forgets How Many Kids He Has
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Dad Learns He Has 4 Kids Instead Of 3 While Trying To Give Childfree Couple A Life Lesson

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Parenting can be exhausting. There’s so much going on on any given day that it’s only natural you might forget a few things now and again. Wednesday is soccer, next Monday a project is due, there are two birthday parties to attend on the 28th, plus a swimming lesson wedged in between. And so on and so forth.

Some memory lapses are forgivable; others get publicly shamed. Like forgetting how many children you have… That’s exactly what happened to one dad momentarily, while he was chatting to some friends at a Bar Mitzvah. The child-free couple has told how he advised them not to have 3 kids in a row “like [he] did.” They had to remind him that he actually has 4. It’s opened up yet another debate on how many kids is one too many.

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    How many children are enough? Here’s what Americans think…

    $23,000 per year. That’s the average annual cost of raising just one child, with most of that money going towards housing, food, and childcare or education. Given that you’re responsible for your kids (at least) until they turn 18, you’re looking at a total spend of around $414,000 per child. Bear in mind that the figure can increase dramatically depending on where and how you live. Now imagine having 4 of them.

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    It’s no wonder that families are not as big as they once were. In 1960, there was an average of 2.33 children under 18 per American family. Now, that figure stands closer to 1.6 kids.

    When Gallup asked Americans what the ideal number of children for a family to have is, 44% of them said 2, while 3% of those polled felt that having a single child is best. 2% said no kids at all is the way to go.

    Interestingly, many Americans still think larger families rock. The survey results showed that 29% believe having three children is ideal, and 12% think four is best. And while many would stop there, 2% of those polled said they prefer having five… or six… or more children. Woah!

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    But it’s not just about the money… The more children you have, the less time you have to spend on each of them individually – and on yourself.

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    Mom of four, Allison Slater Tate, says space can also become an issue.

    “We rarely fit into one restaurant booth. When we need to stay in a hotel, we need two rooms… because six people in one room is a fire hazard,” she wrote, before quipping that at times, four kids don’t fit into her brain.

    “I have had to forgive myself for all sorts of parenting transgressions… perhaps the worst of which was when we accidentally left child #3 in a Savannah, Georgia, hotel lobby, pulled out of the parking lot, and were already driving toward the highway when we realized that the din in the back of the minivan was a little less ridiculous than usual,” recalls the mom.

    So, how many kids is one too many?

    “When you have left a child somewhere, ‘Home Alone‘-style, that’s when you know you have enough offspring,” says Slater Tate, only half-jokingly.

    She later reiterated how lucky she was to be part of a community that understands

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    Skogsrået
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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should be like this everywhere, if a couple or anybody say they don't want kids they shouldn't be questioned about it. People should mind their business. About the tired dad, i'm a parent and can confirm being this tired.

    BrunoVI
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    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree about it being someone's own business, but often the people who are most vocal about this are the same people who will stalk mothers of many children and publicly berate them for having too many.

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    Eastendbird
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mr EEB and I are child-free. He didn't want kids, I was neutral. People..OK let's be honest, women kept telling me " Oh, you wait, you'll get a bit older and then the baby fever will start and you'll want kids!" So I waited..and waited.. and it never did. I sometimes wonder what it would have been like but basically I don't feel I missed out. If you're going to have children I think the feeling should be well above "Meh..."

    Divado
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone with more than one child can be forgiven for this. Two children can easily be mistaken for several or more...

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    Skogsrået
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    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should be like this everywhere, if a couple or anybody say they don't want kids they shouldn't be questioned about it. People should mind their business. About the tired dad, i'm a parent and can confirm being this tired.

    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree about it being someone's own business, but often the people who are most vocal about this are the same people who will stalk mothers of many children and publicly berate them for having too many.

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    Eastendbird
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mr EEB and I are child-free. He didn't want kids, I was neutral. People..OK let's be honest, women kept telling me " Oh, you wait, you'll get a bit older and then the baby fever will start and you'll want kids!" So I waited..and waited.. and it never did. I sometimes wonder what it would have been like but basically I don't feel I missed out. If you're going to have children I think the feeling should be well above "Meh..."

    Divado
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone with more than one child can be forgiven for this. Two children can easily be mistaken for several or more...

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