Here’s What God Must’ve Told The Animals While He Was Creating Them (30 Funny Tweets)

this is so cute

Laughtose intolerant is my new favourite word

Aww!

HAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHA

"Can't you shut them up?"

hahahahahahaha

awwwwwwwwwwww

I like that the cat is always the boss even with God😅😅😅😅

wowwwwww

They actually don’t have bad eyesight they just really can’t see in the dark but they hang out in the dark soooo.

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*snort-laugh* ... I can see the black widows in my area suddenly flexing...

aww

That's me

Stealth: 100 (anyone get the reference?)

God: That's not what I'm trying to-

*horse shopping for shoes* I’m looking for something shiny, maybe with a little bit of a round shape. But not a slip on, I’m looking for something I can nail to my foot.

I will now call them waterbees-

I'm so dumb. I started looking up peanut butter fish on Google because I didn't get the joke. Took me way longer than I want to admit, but I did find some tasty sounding recipes

Aw! (And coming in first place, the bear from Annihilation, who wins the most terrifying bear contest)

"uwu notice me Jesus senpai"

AHHHHHG GOD THE DAD JOKES ;-;

No, it's a goost

Arceus: Your a Zangoose. Zangoose: I know this joke.

Well I don't think honey badger gives a f*+k.

I got Blue Beetle, who by the way is getting a solo movie.

OOF

I thought that was a threat

And also, they look cool.

The lion lives in the savannah and does not understand the concept of monarchy, but it is the king of the jungle... ok.

Gets sweaty weee oh no

Also some penguins act as prostitutes. They do it for rocks

Frog is nice.