88 Glitches In The Matrix That Might Make You Stop Scrolling And Leave You Confused
Most of the time, reality holds itself together reasonably well. The sky stays up, gravity stays down. Most of the time. But we must remember the moments where something in the fabric of the everyday visibly malfunctions, and the universe appears to have forgotten to finish rendering a section of itself.
When they creep along, the only appropriate reaction is to take a photo and immediately send it to someone with no explanation whatsoever. The Matrix glitch has become its own category of internet content because the examples keep coming, and they keep being deeply, unsettlingly wrong in ways that are very difficult to explain with conventional physics. These are the best of them, and we strongly recommend not thinking too hard about any of it.
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I Wore The Same Shirt As My Statistics Professor The First Day Of Class
I hope they spent the class calculating the chance of that!
This Window That Makes My Back Yard Look Like It’s In 4 Different Seasons
I Guess I'm Still Dreaming
(Not Related) My Kindergarten Teacher And I Who Hadn't Seen Each Other In Years
This Is A Truck Carrying The Signs You See On The Interstate
This Flame Was Not Where It Should've Been
This Fog Made A Digital Windows 98 Billboard Look Like It Was Floating In The Air
For a moment I thought it was a Windows run error on a screen.
Bought Three Kinder Surprise Eggs On Different Days. Out Of The 10 Options, I Got Kenobi Three Times 🫠
This is no glitch. This is Kinder Surprise Egg gambling. I have SO many Minerva McGonagalls from the Harry Potter collection…
My One-Year-Old Threw His Block And It Landed Like This:
Contrails Intersecting Perfectly
The Fire Wanted To Join Our Peace Sign (Taken At A Wedding Over A Decade Ago)
These Two Trucks On The Way To Work This Morning
Ripped Tights Looking Like A City Skyline!
Noticed This Glitch In The Matrix In Spoons Last Night
This Frog Had An Extra Leg
The Book I Was Reading On The Plane Mentioned The Flight I Was Reading It On
Confusing Perspective
Perfectly Timed Car Number Plates
The Pattern Of These Clouds Were Really Off
Is This An Ad?
The Silhouette In The Ice Cube Looks Like A Disney Princess
The Supermarket I Work At Sells Horizontally Sliced Bread
The Building Looks Semi-Transparent Due To Reflection
This Dead Branch Looks Like A Lion
Shanghai Apple Store Covered In Weeds From Neglect Due To Covid Quarantine
Dog’s Face Lined Up Perfectly
Saw This Building That Is Upside Down
My Egg Cooked In The Shape Of A Chicken
This Half Green, Half Red Grape I Found
This Cloud Looked Like A UFO
Needed A Place To Sit
My Brother's Cat Has Thumbs
This Bike Was Not Matching The Reflection
This Banana Was Thicker Than Usual To Say The Least
Finger Crease Disappeared After Only 4 Months Of Knuckle Not Working
The Charles River Looks Like Two Different Pictures
This Lemon Evolved Beyond Comprehension
This Tree Looks Like Straight Up Broccoli
Was Walking To A Friends House One Night When I Realised It Wasnt Night Yet
I Was Mowing My Lawn And Came Across This Pink Grasshopper
This Egg Was Laid By A Chicken Without A Shell
This Puddle Reflecting The Sun Looks Like A Portal To Space
This Black Car Looks Like A Mirror After Being Washed
Pulled A Vertex In The Model, I Guess. Long Avocado
The word avocado, or “āhuacatl”, was used as an euphemism for “tésticle” in the Mexican language, Nahuatl. This thing looks like the whole junk. And… that’s today’s lesson.
