Girlfriend Tweets Every Crazy Thing I Say

So this is my girlfriends Twitter thread about all of the crazy things I’ve said since we’ve been dating and it’s pretty funny I don’t even realize the things that come out of my mouth sometimes before it’s too late and she documents almost every single thing

I believe I said this whileplaying xbox

We had a “Star” marathon and this is how we playfully insulted each other

I also have a pretty sick sense of humor

And a bad memory

I can’t even explain this one

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