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Article created by: Mindaugas Balčiauskas

What do you think when you hear words like Miso, Emperor, or Kale? Well, I guess we’re all thinking the same. But what if I tell you this is how parents name their kids? And celebrities are notorious for that—just think of X Æ A-12, the baby of Elon Musk and Grimes, Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow’s daughter Apple, and Suri, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’s daughter. And it gets even weirder than that.

So today, we’re diving into a notorious collection of the weirdest, most unfortunate, funny names people have heard. It will make us question the role names have in our lives, and make us wonder if they should maybe be taken a little more seriously.

After all, the world is already cruel enough, and if there’s a name tag “Ana L.” on a guest card, it may as well be given a chance to show its nasty side. So, hey parents, yes, we’re looking at you, please tell us, what on earth were you thinking on that day?

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Now That's A Great Name For A Neuroscientist

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    The Big Question Of The Commonwealth Games

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    Saw This Last Name On The News Today

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    A Republican Candidates Unfortunate Name

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    Perfect Name For A Lawyer

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    Judge Willie Stroker

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    Unfortunate Name

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    I Met This Guy Ar Burger King, A Asked If I Could Take A Picture. It Was His Real Name!

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    Sackrider

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    #11

    Surely A Form Of Child Abuse?

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    Gay Saylor

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    #13

    Great Name For A Marijuana Researcher

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    When You Think Criminal Names Aren't Obvious Enough

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    Dr. Grossweiner

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    #16

    Tiny Kox

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    I Have An Unfortunate Last Name. Sometimes I Get Targeted Advertisements, That Can Go Horribly Wrong

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    What An Interesting Name...

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    Fagley Dork

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    B. J. Day

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