115 Hilarious Tweets About Work You Shouldn’t Be Reading At Work

it makes me thinking about my presence...

Replace "Go to hell" with "No problem."

My FAVE!!!!

So much... Agree with Gyoza Kudor! :))

This could be me ;)

OMG! This person is my personality clone!!!

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Lol

I hate that. I was denied a three-day vacation with the reason "we might get really busy," and it was the slowest week of the season. >:-|

I guess there goes that recruiting opportunity.. ????

Hahaha!

Agreed. I've been working from home for about two years and while I sometimes miss talking with people, that feeling usually goes away after I get on a conference call with coworkers.

That tweet is so perfect

.....And here I am at the office pretending to read a "very important" email.

Love this one :D

You stole that line off of cracked.com Ok, maybe not... But its a little odd.. I must go tell the Agents of Cracked about this situation, let them choose...

This deserves a print screen and a share! ????????????????

"You didn't give you're two weeks notice."

me in school :')

I would laugh. I hope she saw the humour.

We had five microwaves in our break room. Visitors would always make jokes about it, unless they were visiting at/staying for lunch, when they realized it was necessary.

That is adorable!!

that's about it.

Then they proceed with killing it...with fire!

YESS! I need that!

Oooo shes a salty one

HAHAHAHA! Just HAHAHAHAHAHA!

That is everything. Love!

I once received an email 15 minutes before a 2 hour end-of-shift meeting, that it was cancelled. I was the only one from my shift in my department in the group. So, I deleted the email and left early.

We used to have hours long meetings because everyone felt the need to ask some senseless question, maybe trying to prove their worth. The new boss came in, said she hated meetings, said everyone on the team brings value ("That's why you're here"), and from then on our meetings rarely went over 30 minutes!

HAHAHA so gross!

HAHAHA

Damn you Brian! It's always you!

Tuna...just no!

It's sad how true the is... I literally giggled for two minutes at the absurdity.

I would totally read that blog!

I always say it's for getting laid, not interviews :))

I need that app :D

*Gets tea instead*

Supposedly! hahahah

And make sure to look really angry. That's George Constanza's (Seinfeld) trick! :-)

OMG, I have a coworker who starts with "Hi, I don't mean to bother you. You look busy, but can I ask you a question... ARGH it could have been asked and answered by now!!!!

That's so me :D

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Brilliant!

lol!

LOL

BAHAHAHA! Now THAT would be interesting to see/experience ;)

Now this made me lol

boss, i will be on mc next monday

Oh God, i cant stop laughing !

I'm DYING! My favorite.

"At first, I was afraid - I was petrified...." :-)

Sounds like something Phoebe from Friends would say...

Sooo depressed. Need another pudding cup.

HAHAHAHA!

it would be easier if she said it was for a friend's baby.

How I am doing my hw

This could be me

HAHAHA!

Yup, use gmail and create a filter with, in the section "do not contain words" : (donuts OR cake). Put the action to delete. You'll only have the mails contening the words donuts or cake. ^_^

I can relate. We had some nice weather today and I feel depressed because I have to stay indoors at work :'(

The Lopper!

I worked with a gal who requested a certain brand of to because she claimed she was allergic to everything else. Seriously.

Yes please

Better to use ftp ;)