A wise man once said "choose a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life." But HOW do we find a job that we love? Well, the wise man was strangely quiet about that one, which is why most of us end up working in jobs we hate. Still, if there's one thing jobs are good for it's providing us with a constant source of amusement. Take a look at this list of funny work tweets to see what we mean. Compiled by Bored Panda, they're sure to resonate with anybody who's life didn't turn out quite like they expected it to. Don't forget to vote for your favorite!

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AskThePankazzzz Report

Sisca A Husein 2 years ago

it makes me thinking about my presence...

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pinupteacher Report

Theresa Odom 2 years ago

Replace "Go to hell" with "No problem."

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#3

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Fickle_Filly Report

Melody Lanzatella 2 years ago

My FAVE!!!!

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#4

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Ndeshi_M Report

BL Tacuban 2 years ago

So much... Agree with Gyoza Kudor! :))

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#5

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XplodingUnicorn Report

Paul Szu 2 years ago

This could be me ;)

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#6

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AndyAsAdjective Report

Melody Lanzatella 2 years ago

OMG! This person is my personality clone!!!

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#7

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FussySaffa Report

Debbie 2 years ago

.......

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#8

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gerryhallcomedy Report

Donna Bruno 2 years ago

Lol

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#9

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Alllahdin Report

.gas. 2 years ago

I hate that. I was denied a three-day vacation with the reason "we might get really busy," and it was the slowest week of the season. >:-|

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#10

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KentWGraham Report

Blia Jurewitsch 2 years ago

I guess there goes that recruiting opportunity.. ????

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#11

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glenna_opt Report

Marie-France Lehoux 2 years ago

Hahaha!

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#12

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MarkAgee Report

Patrick Stoddard 2 years ago

Agreed. I've been working from home for about two years and while I sometimes miss talking with people, that feeling usually goes away after I get on a conference call with coworkers.

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#13

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Sarcasticsapien Report

Marie-France Lehoux 2 years ago

That tweet is so perfect

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#14

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MissMalbec Report

Trina Risos 2 years ago

.....And here I am at the office pretending to read a "very important" email.

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#15

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InternetHippo Report

Alina Riskute 2 years ago

Love this one :D

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#16

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K_blue Report

Kalikima 2 years ago

You stole that line off of cracked.com Ok, maybe not... But its a little odd.. I must go tell the Agents of Cracked about this situation, let them choose...

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#17

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intrinsiclutter Report

Denisa Dalila 2 years ago

This deserves a print screen and a share! ????????????????

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#18

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KeetPotato Report

Puddin Tane 2 years ago

"You didn't give you're two weeks notice."

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#19

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book_krazy Report

Tina 2 years ago

me in school :')

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#20

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Max Miller Report

.gas. 2 years ago

I would laugh. I hope she saw the humour.

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#21

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thatprairiegirl Report

.gas. 2 years ago

We had five microwaves in our break room. Visitors would always make jokes about it, unless they were visiting at/staying for lunch, when they realized it was necessary.

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#22

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JermHimselfish Report

Khoa Le 2 years ago

That is adorable!!

#23

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AksharPathak Report

Kristen Hdz 2 years ago

that's about it.

#24

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amishschool Report

Sara Shrader 2 years ago

Then they proceed with killing it...with fire!

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#25

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InternetHippo Report

Susanna Vesna 2 years ago

YESS! I need that!

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#26

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envydatropic Report

Kelsey Squirrell 2 years ago

Oooo shes a salty one

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#27

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Rollinintheseat Report

Georgia Stergiadis 2 years ago

HAHAHAHA! Just HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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#28

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Sven Amish Report

It's Caturday 2 years ago

That is everything. Love!

#29

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coolfunnytshirt Report

Trav May 2 years ago

I once received an email 15 minutes before a 2 hour end-of-shift meeting, that it was cancelled. I was the only one from my shift in my department in the group. So, I deleted the email and left early.

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#30

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AbbyHasIssues Report

.gas. 2 years ago

We used to have hours long meetings because everyone felt the need to ask some senseless question, maybe trying to prove their worth. The new boss came in, said she hated meetings, said everyone on the team brings value ("That's why you're here"), and from then on our meetings rarely went over 30 minutes!

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#31

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Quartzjixler Report

Kayla Mohammadpour 2 years ago

HAHAHA so gross!

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#32

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InternetHippo Report

#33

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ceejoyner Report

Georgia Stergiadis 2 years ago

Damn you Brian! It's always you!

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#34

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TheCatWhisprer Report

Georgia Stergiadis 2 years ago

Tuna...just no!

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#35

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BuckyIsotope Report

Mykah Surette 2 years ago

It's sad how true the is... I literally giggled for two minutes at the absurdity.

#36

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Underchilde Report

.gas. 2 years ago

I would totally read that blog!

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#37

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HelmdawgE Report

Adina Crişan 2 years ago

I always say it's for getting laid, not interviews :))

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#38

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Swishergirl24 Report

Paul Szu 2 years ago

I need that app :D

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#39

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Julia Johns Report

Samuel Jay Brown 2 years ago

*Gets tea instead*

#40

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abbycohenwl Report

Susanna Vesna 2 years ago

Supposedly! hahahah

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#41

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TheCatWhisprer Report

.gas. 2 years ago

And make sure to look really angry. That's George Constanza's (Seinfeld) trick! :-)

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#42

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JVarsityCaptain Report

MD 2 years ago

OMG, I have a coworker who starts with "Hi, I don't mean to bother you. You look busy, but can I ask you a question... ARGH it could have been asked and answered by now!!!!

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#43

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TheBoydP Report

#44

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shutupmikeginn Report

Martyna Marčenkovaitė 2 years ago

That's so me :D

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#45

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mariawalker17 Report

Mary Kirk 2 years ago

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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#46

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OhNoSheTwitnt Report

Gina Jula 2 years ago

Brilliant!

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#47

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TheCatWhisprer Report

rainstarr 2 years ago

lol!

#48

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WilliamAder Report

Olegzandr Denman 2 years ago

LOL

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#49

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caliluvgirl77 Report

Georgia Stergiadis 2 years ago

BAHAHAHA! Now THAT would be interesting to see/experience ;)

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#50

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gaynorlsimpson Report

#51

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SardonicTart Report

maryhadalittlelamb 2 years ago

boss, i will be on mc next monday

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#52

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shutupmikeginn Report

Susanna Vesna 2 years ago

Oh God, i cant stop laughing !

#53

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pjtlynch Report

It's Caturday 2 years ago

I'm DYING! My favorite.

#54

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WoodyLuvsCoffee Report

.gas. 2 years ago

"At first, I was afraid - I was petrified...." :-)

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#55

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Marlebean Report

Starflower26 2 years ago

Sounds like something Phoebe from Friends would say...

#56

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be_yourownhero Report

Puddin Tane 2 years ago

Sooo depressed. Need another pudding cup.

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#57

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effyourstylist Report

Georgia Stergiadis 2 years ago

HAHAHAHA!

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#58

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IamEnidColeslaw Report

Justyna 2 years ago

it would be easier if she said it was for a friend's baby.

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#59

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Home_Halfway Report

#60

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Pixelated Boat Report

#61

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poisonaavi Report

Aishah 2 years ago

How I am doing my hw

#62

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blahfamous Report

Marjorie Muyrong 2 years ago

This could be me

#63

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NoticablyBacon Report

#64

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John Lyon Report

Jeanne Deaux 2 years ago

Yup, use gmail and create a filter with, in the section "do not contain words" : (donuts OR cake). Put the action to delete. You'll only have the mails contening the words donuts or cake. ^_^

#65

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murrman5 Report

#66

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thatdutchperson Report

Georgia Stergiadis 2 years ago

I can relate. We had some nice weather today and I feel depressed because I have to stay indoors at work :'(

#67

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Book_Krazy Report

#68

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suesmith666 Report

Ana-Maria Gheorghiu 2 years ago

The Lopper!

#69

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markedly Report

Gail Lutz 2 years ago

I worked with a gal who requested a certain brand of to because she claimed she was allergic to everything else. Seriously.

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#70

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sarcasticmommy Report

Georgia Stergiadis 2 years ago

Yes please

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#71

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Matt_DuPre Report

Petra Steenput 2 years ago

Better to use ftp ;)

#72

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alisonlzeidman Report

#73

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testicleas Report

Mozzy 2 years ago

lol

#74

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PinkCamoTO Report

#75

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The_HappyNoodle Report

#76

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OhNoSheTwitnt Report

Diane Peters 2 years ago

My husband always signs his, "Where am I? And what am I doing in this handbasket?"

#77

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nicholasmt Report

.gas. 2 years ago

Guy I shared an office with came in one morning, got his coffee, mumbled "I can't do this anymore" under his breath, and I didn't see him again until his retirement party a week later. I guess he had gone straight to HR and got the process started, spoke with our boss, and then went home for the day (it was a Friday, anyway).

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#78

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reppocs Report

rakuninaru 2 years ago

hahaha I'll do that from now on!! XD

#79

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RoflGandhi Report

.gas. 2 years ago

It kind of looks like he's sleeping in the road!

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#80

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jordan_stratton Report

#81

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krismuscookie Report

#82

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JokesMagee Report

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