A wise man once said "choose a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life." But HOW do we find a job that we love? Well, the wise man was strangely quiet about that one, which is why most of us end up working in jobs we hate. Still, if there's one thing jobs are good for it's providing us with a constant source of amusement. Take a look at this list of funny work tweets to see what we mean. Compiled by Bored Panda, they're sure to resonate with anybody who's life didn't turn out quite like they expected it to. Don't forget to vote for your favorite!

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Funny Tweets About Work

AskThePankazzzz Report

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Funny Tweets About Work

pinupteacher Report

#4

Funny Tweets About Work

Ndeshi_M Report

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Funny Tweets About Work

Alllahdin Report

.gas.
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate that. I was denied a three-day vacation with the reason "we might get really busy," and it was the slowest week of the season. >:-|

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Funny Tweets About Work

KentWGraham Report

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Funny Tweets About Work

MarkAgee Report

Patrick Stoddard
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Agreed. I've been working from home for about two years and while I sometimes miss talking with people, that feeling usually goes away after I get on a conference call with coworkers.

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Funny Tweets About Work

MissMalbec Report

Trina Risos
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

.....And here I am at the office pretending to read a "very important" email.

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Funny Tweets About Work

K_blue Report

Kalikima
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You stole that line off of cracked.com Ok, maybe not... But its a little odd.. I must go tell the Agents of Cracked about this situation, let them choose...

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Funny Tweets About Work

intrinsiclutter Report

Denisa Dalila
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This deserves a print screen and a share! ????????????????

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#18

Funny Tweets About Work

KeetPotato Report

Puddin Tane
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"You didn't give you're two weeks notice."

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Funny Tweets About Work

Max Miller Report

.gas.
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would laugh. I hope she saw the humour.

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#21

Funny Tweets About Work

thatprairiegirl Report

.gas.
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We had five microwaves in our break room. Visitors would always make jokes about it, unless they were visiting at/staying for lunch, when they realized it was necessary.

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Funny Tweets About Work

coolfunnytshirt Report

Trav May
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once received an email 15 minutes before a 2 hour end-of-shift meeting, that it was cancelled. I was the only one from my shift in my department in the group. So, I deleted the email and left early.

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Funny Tweets About Work

AbbyHasIssues Report

.gas.
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We used to have hours long meetings because everyone felt the need to ask some senseless question, maybe trying to prove their worth. The new boss came in, said she hated meetings, said everyone on the team brings value ("That's why you're here"), and from then on our meetings rarely went over 30 minutes!

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Funny Tweets About Work

BuckyIsotope Report

Mykah Surette
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's sad how true the is... I literally giggled for two minutes at the absurdity.

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Funny Tweets About Work

HelmdawgE Report

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Funny Tweets About Work

TheCatWhisprer Report

.gas.
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And make sure to look really angry. That's George Constanza's (Seinfeld) trick! :-)

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#42

Funny Tweets About Work

JVarsityCaptain Report

MD
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG, I have a coworker who starts with "Hi, I don't mean to bother you. You look busy, but can I ask you a question... ARGH it could have been asked and answered by now!!!!

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#43

Funny Tweets About Work

TheBoydP Report

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Funny Tweets About Work

caliluvgirl77 Report

Georgia Stergiadis
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

BAHAHAHA! Now THAT would be interesting to see/experience ;)

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#52

Funny Tweets About Work

shutupmikeginn Report

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Funny Tweets About Work

WoodyLuvsCoffee Report

.gas.
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"At first, I was afraid - I was petrified...." :-)

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#55

Funny Tweets About Work

Marlebean Report

Starflower26
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like something Phoebe from Friends would say...

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Funny Tweets About Work

be_yourownhero Report

Puddin Tane
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sooo depressed. Need another pudding cup.

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#58

Funny Tweets About Work

IamEnidColeslaw Report

Justyna
Community Member
6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it would be easier if she said it was for a friend's baby.

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#59

Funny Tweets About Work

Home_Halfway Report

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