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A wise man once said "choose a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life." But HOW do we find a job that we love? Well, the wise man was strangely quiet about that one, which is why most of us end up working in jobs we hate. Still, if there's one thing jobs are good for it's providing us with a constant source of amusement. Take a look at this list of funny work tweets to see what we mean. Compiled by Bored Panda, they're sure to resonate with anybody who's life didn't turn out quite like they expected it to. Don't forget to vote for your favorite!

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate that. I was denied a three-day vacation with the reason "we might get really busy," and it was the slowest week of the season. >:-|

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Patrick Stoddard
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Agreed. I've been working from home for about two years and while I sometimes miss talking with people, that feeling usually goes away after I get on a conference call with coworkers.

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Trina Risos
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

.....And here I am at the office pretending to read a "very important" email.

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Kalikima
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You stole that line off of cracked.com Ok, maybe not... But its a little odd.. I must go tell the Agents of Cracked about this situation, let them choose...

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We had five microwaves in our break room. Visitors would always make jokes about it, unless they were visiting at/staying for lunch, when they realized it was necessary.

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Trav May
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once received an email 15 minutes before a 2 hour end-of-shift meeting, that it was cancelled. I was the only one from my shift in my department in the group. So, I deleted the email and left early.

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We used to have hours long meetings because everyone felt the need to ask some senseless question, maybe trying to prove their worth. The new boss came in, said she hated meetings, said everyone on the team brings value ("That's why you're here"), and from then on our meetings rarely went over 30 minutes!

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Mykah Surette
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's sad how true the is... I literally giggled for two minutes at the absurdity.

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And make sure to look really angry. That's George Constanza's (Seinfeld) trick! :-)

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG, I have a coworker who starts with "Hi, I don't mean to bother you. You look busy, but can I ask you a question... ARGH it could have been asked and answered by now!!!!

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Jeanne Deaux
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yup, use gmail and create a filter with, in the section "do not contain words" : (donuts OR cake). Put the action to delete. You'll only have the mails contening the words donuts or cake. ^_^

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Georgia Stergiadis
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can relate. We had some nice weather today and I feel depressed because I have to stay indoors at work :'(

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Gail Lutz
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I worked with a gal who requested a certain brand of to because she claimed she was allergic to everything else. Seriously.

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Diane Peters
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband always signs his, "Where am I? And what am I doing in this handbasket?"

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guy I shared an office with came in one morning, got his coffee, mumbled "I can't do this anymore" under his breath, and I didn't see him again until his retirement party a week later. I guess he had gone straight to HR and got the process started, spoke with our boss, and then went home for the day (it was a Friday, anyway).

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.gas.
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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The problem is, they could take the stairs, too. Depending on what floor you're going to, a short elevator convo could turn into a long talk.

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Depends if they're retiring. That would be like an endless birthday!

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8 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the boss equivalent of an SO saying "we need to talk." A breakup/firing is looming.

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