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Marriage is all about compromise. That's the idea anyway. But compromise has many meanings. And sometimes it means doing what your wife tells you to do and accepting that she's right, regardless of how much evidence you have to the contrary.

Take a look at these hilarious tweets to see what we mean. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list is sure to resonate with husbands and wives everywhere. Because while how to load a dishwasher correctly or how to put the milk back in the fridge properly are essential discussion points for any marriage, sometimes it helps to remember that a happy wife means a happy life. Sometimes.

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Mingli Zhu
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10 years ago

lol, brilliant!

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    Jeremy Allen
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    10 years ago

    S**t I Ended Up With 9

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    Melody Lanzatella
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    10 years ago

    LMAO! Priorities!

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    10 years ago

    Guffaw! This made my day!

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    Bonni Poch
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    10 years ago

    Amen, sistah!

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    Melody Lanzatella
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    10 years ago

    my husband still talks about that one time he washed A DISH! (1992)

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    Lorraine
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    10 years ago

    So all husbands are just like this? I thought he might get smarter over time ... guess I just have to deal with it!

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    Michelle quehl
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    10 years ago

    Correct answer whatever you want

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    Rism
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    10 years ago

    Lol

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    Melody Lanzatella
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    10 years ago

    LMAO!

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    Vanessa
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    10 years ago

    I don't understand, he should be proud :D

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    Melody Lanzatella
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    10 years ago

    LMAO!

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    Joanna Kan
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    10 years ago

    Omg, they get a cold and they're such cry babies!

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    Cathrine Simone
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    10 years ago

    LOL

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    Rism
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    10 years ago

    DEATH GLARE :D :D :D

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    Melody Lanzatella
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    10 years ago

    What has NEED got to do with anything!?

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    Susie Kang
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    10 years ago

    hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

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    Robert Bailey
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Is one of them about loading a dishwasher correctly?

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    Na-eema
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    Probably because you always asking her where they are, when they right in front of you.

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    Amanda Panda
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    10 years ago

    If you use the bathroom at your single guy friend's house, and there's a hand towel, DO NOT use it... best to let your hands air dry.

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    Ana Laura Becker
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    10 years ago

    I'm already doing a list to help the investigators in the future... Lol

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    Mandy Hunt
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    10 years ago

    Hahahah yes

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    Jewel Cowart
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    10 years ago

    Rofl

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    Reata Vandecoevering
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    It depends would he wait while you get snacks? If the answer is no, press play!

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    Angelfire Cantu
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    That is sooooooo my hubby!!!! Lol!!!

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    Melody Lanzatella
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    10 years ago

    thats awesome!

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    Melanie Corps-Dawson
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    10 years ago

    And....now you do!!! Lmao

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    Áine Caulfield
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    10 years ago

    This! So so true

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    Tatiana Dem
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    10 years ago

    He might need a brain transplant first!

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    Amanda Panda
    Community Member
    10 years ago

    This is a real thing, even in same sex relationships. Everyone has their comfort temp

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    Ana Laura Becker
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    10 years ago

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

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    .gas.
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    10 years ago

    That's like the low fat, sugar-free cookies in our house. What's the point?!

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    Stephanie Mowery
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    10 years ago

    Exactly.

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    10 years ago

    Obvi

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    10 years ago

    Don't worry, you're funnier...

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    10 years ago

    Seriously! I seem to be the only one who lives here that always has to change the roll! Four ppl live here!!

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    Jewel Cowart
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    10 years ago

    Now that's funny

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    Justdoit
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    10 years ago

    Yes! Because he drags them all over the house, the car, the garage or God knows where else!!

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    Julia Daly
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    10 years ago

    Entirely relatable and I don't even know why I do it at this point

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    photravelust
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    10 years ago

    Best one! ????????????????

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    Tessa Plattner
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    10 years ago

    Unless he says "you decide."

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    10 years ago

    My favorite was when my husband blew up the microwave, and blamed the cat!!!!! thKR7DJ88J...6d4404.jpg thKR7DJ88J-57698ae6d4404.jpg

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    10 years ago

    Even funnier to a Brit

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    10 years ago

    Done that too! LOL

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    Tânia López Granifo
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    10 years ago

    "Are you using my shirts again?" "Why my shirts are your pijamas?" Same thing. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    10 years ago

    :)