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I think it's fair to say that they do the traditional wedding photos somewhat differently in Russia. While it's all about romance, beauty, and gazing longingly into each other's eyes in the Western world, Russian couples choose to let their humor and personalities shine through. And as you will see, they sometimes come up with bizarrely creative and hilarious examples that will never be forgotten!

The Russian wedding traditions might lead to the outcome of these hilariously funny pictures, as the celebration involves indecent amounts of Vodka, foods, and dancing that might last up until a week. Surely, after partying for a week, some bizarre ideas are bound to pop into your head.

From questionably tacky efforts and the infamous slav squat in every second picture to some that are obviously poking fun at themselves, these guys clearly love using bad photoshop almost as much as they love each other. To celebrate this, we have compiled a list of our favorites for you to enjoy and take inspiration from if you want your wedding pictures to be a little different from the boring standard formula that we tend to stick to.

Scroll down below to check the hilarious wedding ceremonies out for yourself! Na Zdorovie!

#1

He Sure Loves Watermelon

He Sure Loves Watermelon

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stellermatt
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They have to use a watermelon because they cantaloupe...

frederic eeckman
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Am I the only one disturbed by the placement of the watermelon ? I mean, is it me or they message is really nasty actually ? :))))

Marco Thomas
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hmm, there appears to be seeds in her... watermelon 🤔

N G
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They'll soon be lots of baby melons

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NWB
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

good god that is awful!!!!

Rae Torkkola
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm mainly worried about the red juice so close to her white dress.

AWtify
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is not to stain the dress, she holds a watermelon in this way. She didn't have those immoral thoughts as local commentators.

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Agnes Jekyll
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So do you send that wedding photo to Grandma?

kkathleen517
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ewwww....gross. So what the watermelon is a metaphor for her vagina🍉?

Amazon QT
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7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*ding ding ding* you are the winner Capt. Obvious!

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    #2

    Family Portrait

    Family Portrait

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    Douglas Campbell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is awesome about Russia (& other countries) is that there is no stigma to poverty.

    Katie Rahe
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be the one on the ground

    Jacques Godin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it must be tradition to include roadkill in your wedding picture? Maybe years of luck? LOL

    Tamera Gardner
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who are you wearing this year? Walmart!

    Chris Miilu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bride was kidnapped as a child; no need to dress up for this wedding.

    Coreen Kerr
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now this proves my theory not everyone owns a full length mirror!!

    Joyce Stewart
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bless the parents. They made sure the bride and groom had the best attire possible. You can see clearly, these are not wealthy Olegaurds.

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    #3

    Bride And Groom Releasing Doves Of Peace On Their Special Day

    Bride And Groom Releasing Doves Of Peace On Their Special Day

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    Cyndi H
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we just take a moment to appreciate that dress... channelling Poison Ivy perhaps?

    JD Cassavaugh
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My thought, as well. Along with "Please don't get chicken juice on that gown!"

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    stellermatt
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok, the raw chicken carcasses is one thing, but that dress is awesome!

    varwenea
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised the caption doesn't say anything about the dress, the anti-thesis of Lady Gaga's meat dress

    birdhouse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is so many confusing things going on here.

    Ladies and Gentlemen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wowwww.. Look at her dress.. that's something, isn't it.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard of wedding bouquets- but wedding chickens? That's new.

    Susann Campbell
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not see any poison ivy in the green dress. The chickens will be caught and cooked later in the day. This is a very pretty wedding dress for spring and they plan on raising chickens on their green farm.

    Lulik
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can't afford to white doves... Funny =D

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    #4

    How To Keep A Man

    How To Keep A Man

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    Nadine Ducca
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, wow... But she looks gorgeous. Reminds me of Lagertha from Vikings.

    Joeshar
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That kitchen scene in Terminator 2

    Greenjelly
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's the bread and she's the winner!

    Mad Haberdasheress
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is an entirely new take on "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach", lol. O.O

    Weslord
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think it actually got to his stomach

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    birdhouse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something tells me, she's the one in control of this relationship.

    Nick P
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Guy looks photoshoped.

    sharron lynn parsons
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, we can see who will be wearing the pants in this couples life !!!

    Sue Clasen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes..thinking he is the King, with the mouth full and nailed to a tree!

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    #5

    This Really Looks Like The Best Day In Her Life

    This Really Looks Like The Best Day In Her Life

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    Neeraj Jha
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like that movie.. Black cat, White Cat.

    birdhouse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The wedding sucked but the band was kickin!

    Kenny Kulbiski
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's probably her new hubby serenading her on the accordion.

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The plastic on the walls. The mis-matched plates. This is just freakin' awesome. Love it.

    Barbara Baxendale
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like something out of a horror film to me !!

    Suzieq
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably the garage or an outbuilding being used for the dinner, just trying to pretty it up, don't be so judgemental

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    Tamera Gardner
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I soooo should’ve gotten the bagpiper”

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    #6

    She Found Love At The Bottom Of A Bottle

    She Found Love At The Bottom Of A Bottle

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    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her 3 wishes might be: 1. Put the toilet seat down. 2. No wet towel on the floor. 3. Do the dishes.

    Akucdota
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is really cheap sparkling wine, so I am afraid to think what kind of genie could come out of it.

    sp
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the elder generation has been drinking it since their glorious revolution in 1920s. Just because there was no alternatives in their Global super power labor camp state. The younger keep on drinking it because...because it's Russia, maybe

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    Janet Allison
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is not at all impressed with what came out of that bottle.

    Sherri Mantooth Bagwell
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like she wants to throw that bottle$

    Greenjelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His life just went up in smoke...

    Puppiesarepeopletoo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that face tells me that she did not get what she wished for

    Benj
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Dammit! Who farted in this bottle??!!"

    Liz dJ
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww... they look so happy -_-

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    #7

    Now That's A Dream Wedding

    Now That's A Dream Wedding

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    stellermatt
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    now they're BOTH the centaur of attention!

    Hazel Beswick
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he forgot to mention to his new bride that he's gelded

    Gayle Bynum Cardosa
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at your husband, now back to him, now back to your husband,now back to him. Sadly your husband isn't him but he could smell like him. Old Spice.

    Greenjelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That horse is hung like a man!

    Kathy N Mike Chu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why isn't Putin riding bare-chested on either of them? WHY!

    AVENTADOR January
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    مادر خلاقیتت رو گاییدن،فتوشاپ کار،تاپ تن😂😂😂

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    #8

    Not Conforming To Gender Roles, I Guess

    Not Conforming To Gender Roles, I Guess

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    Terror from Beyond Space
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As it turned out, both parties were in for a surprise.

    therealpixie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the looks of the back of the woman's green dress, she's a little too late.

    Joan Connorton
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOT your typical 'wedding picture' is an understatement~!!

    Nathalie Le Maire
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg just when i thought it couldn't get any worse, it does!

    Christina Ann
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a disgusting pictire... especially for your children who would want to see your wedding pictures... why, just why

    Sue Clasen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bizarre wedding sense of humour

    Donald Holder
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's gonna be a lot of toilet paper needed!

    glowworm2
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is cute truthfully.

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    #9

    Have To Keep The Traditions Going

    Have To Keep The Traditions Going

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    My O My
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy on the left is having a good day 😂

    Rebekah
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude on the left is terrified of those legs.

    Lee from Phoenix
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like he's scared to death that he'll touch her skin.

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    Sonja O'Hehir
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess he’s had the rug pulled out from under him!

    Char Char
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    guy on the right "why do they always put me with my cousin" sorry, not sorry!

    Aitchilm
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy on left: How can I get my head to turn around without drawing attention to myself? Guy on right: Why did I get stuck with the skinny girl with big feet?

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    #10

    You Stay Right There Woman

    You Stay Right There Woman

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    stellermatt
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    peter pan and tinkerbell have aged terribly...

    Shiloh X
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    B-but Peter Pan is supposed to stay as a child! What have you done, Peter?!

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    Ladies and Gentlemen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just for this day Sir, rest of your life, it would be other way around!

    Benj
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...that's f*****g creepy.

    Joyce Stewart
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pee in his pocket. just to show who's really the boss

    Nick P
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like "I Dream of Jeannie" pose..

    Chicago Kitty
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mr. Bean's younger brother got married?

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    #11

    And Now The First Dance... Wife: "I Got This"

    And Now The First Dance... Wife: "I Got This"

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    MadamButterfly
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That awkward moment when your not wearing underwear.

    Bernice Wittwer
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All those pole dancing exercise classes really worked out.

    Ben S.
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either she's an amazing break-dancer or this is one of those "perfect moment" photos just after she tripped...I can't decide.

    Wannes Aelbrecht
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm leaning towards the break-dancing. Everyone is clapping while looking at her, her arm is in the perfect position to support that stance and that is quite a height to get your legs back up to if you were to fall over

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    A.R.
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he drop her or is she break dancing?

    Corals Beta
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope she had underwear on otherwise guests really got a surprise. LOL

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    #12

    Just Unexplainable

    Just Unexplainable

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    Neeraj Jha
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is she crying or ecstatic?

    N G
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She has nobbly knees

    Amazon QT
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Them are some fancy pointy witch shoes!

    Nick P
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should be enjoying it...

    Jiří Horáček
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pleasuring your lady before saying big yes.. why not :)

    Kenny Kulbiski
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Giving birth to a really long, fully clothed baby.

    John Kamau
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, he just discovered what should have stayed in the dark

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    #13

    When You Want A Childless Marriage

    When You Want A Childless Marriage

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    Neeraj Jha
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is painful even to look at.

    Lizard Queen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When kinksters find each other, it is beautiful. Painful, but beautiful.

    birdhouse
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laying down the new rules with authority!

    Jacques Godin
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess they thought vasectomy was too expensive!

    ShaZam Beaubien
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like this has happened before. I don't think this is a new game.

    AVENTADOR January
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    بیچاره تخماش نابود میشه،بعد میخوان برن بچه بخرن؟!😂😂😂🥊🤔

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    #14

    She Just Wanted To Get Some Attention On Her Big Day

    She Just Wanted To Get Some Attention On Her Big Day

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    stellermatt
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually thought that was blood on her dress

    Sabrina Huber
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dumb a*s groom is going to blow her head off holding the gun the wrong way... you're next, missy.

    Sykz
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her finger is still on the trigger.

    Rebekah
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to take away from the murder, and blood and all.. great dress.

    Christina Ann
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I said too I love the flowers on the dress... I had to take a second to third glance at the dress at first because I did think it was blood LOL but the flowers are very gorgeous I would like to have a dress like that at my wedding

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    Amazon QT
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a funny way of playing Russian Roulette!!😳😆

    Cynthia Mendez
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope those are fake. His gun is literally facing her face and she has her finger on the trigger...yikes!

    Bernice Wittwer
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s one heck of a shotgun* wedding! *Yes I do realize it’s a rifle not a shotgun but my comment just wouldn’t have worked otherwise.

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    #15

    Is This Some Kind Of Russian Version Of Rapunzel?

    Is This Some Kind Of Russian Version Of Rapunzel?

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    Magpie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    arrrg! when a pun exceeds the groan response .

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    Ben S.
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'd think she'd be repelled by him...

    Missy Finley
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it ALWAYS winter in Russia?

    Dave Rum
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IN ADDITION TO HIS "OWN "LINE, HE SEEMS TO BE BELAYED FROM ABOVE.

    John Kamau
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then Donald Duck holds a pair of scissors at the top saying the pulley is giving her some sleepless moment...

    earringnut
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    du du nu nu nu dudu nu nu nu du tu du...

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    #16

    Trying To Reproduce The Painting

    Trying To Reproduce The Painting

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    Cyndi H
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this shows her fun sense of humour... One needs to be able to laugh at yourself, right?

    Janine B.
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha, cute couple with a great sense of humour!

    stellermatt
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    brave/daft photographer that suggests she's an elephant...

    nek0kitty
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like shes having fun so it was probably the couples idea lol

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    I'm a Cat Too
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a head of cauliflower tucked under her arm?

    Suzieq
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both of the elephant paintings are creepy

    I'm a Cat Too
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the bridal bouquet a head of cauliflower?

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    #17

    Now I Just Have To Find A Shovel

    Now I Just Have To Find A Shovel

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    stellermatt
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "as far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster"

    birdhouse
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone didn't like their new step dad.

    Christina Ann
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha I wish I thought about this when I was a kid LOL your comment was perfect

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    Odd1sout
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Damn it feels goodto be a gangster"

    AVENTADOR January
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    خیلی خفنین بابا😂😂😂

    Linda Christian
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When cars go to a drive -in, one bride please

    Hard Rain
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best place tot give the groom a blow job

    Rebekah
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's what Hyundai's are for!

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    #18

    Mortal Kombat

    Mortal Kombat

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    Nick P
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I wish I could Fly".....

    A.R.
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She kicked him to the curb rather early on in their marriage *L*

    Donald Holder
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Setting the boundaries at an early stage!

    Elizabeth Butler
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...how the future of the marriage will go...???

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    #19

    I Feel Like I Shouldn't Be Looking At This

    I Feel Like I Shouldn't Be Looking At This

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    Neeraj Jha
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is just showing him her stretching skills. Nothing wrong here. Move along.

    Just Amiable
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reading your comment distracted me from the image above, thank you 😂

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    Lisa Tetlow
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess they wear the garter differently in Russia.

    Nathalie Le Maire
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm...yeah ok, that's going to be so memorable when she shows the kids how they came to be.

    Lorena Magee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    trying to get the chastity belt off

    Player 0001
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he lost his wedding ring. Only trying to be a good husband and get it back. First place any man would look...

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    #20

    On The Way To Steal Your Man

    On The Way To Steal Your Man

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    Aditya Ban
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hunger games marriage version

    Kate Jafar
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is from Russian fairy tale about enchanted princess . She was turn to frog by bad witch and was wait for some person, who could turn her back by kiss. In the same time there was a king with 3 sons and those man for make a choice for marriages had to shot from the bow in different directions. And they supposed to marry girls from the houses where their arrows fell. The arrow of youngest son was catched by this frog and it was a reason to married her. At the end of this story she was turn back to beautiful princess.

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks kind of like a variation of the Russian fairy tale "The frog princess" in which the three princes must shoot arrows into various locations to get their brides. The woman who brings back the arrow will be their wife. The youngest gets stuck with a frog who turns out to be an enchanted princess. This must be her.

    Agija Stanke
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's from Russian folk tale Princess Frog

    Juana
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way to ruin a wedding dress

    Ksenia M
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually The frog princess from a Russian fairy tale. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Frog_Princess

    Donald Holder
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's gonna be a hefty dry cleaning bill.

    AVENTADOR January
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    جون این پوزیشنو دوست دارم🤩🤩🤩

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    #21

    Shower Her With Love

    Shower Her With Love

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    weatherwitch
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least this is quite sweet, some of the others have been been disturbing and downright WTF?!

    Randy Inbred
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This pic could have been so much worse based on the caption

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks scared like he isn't doing it correctly.

    Ed Souza
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow... makes me wonder if the couple added the terrible photoshop hearts, or if they asked the photographer to do it... either way, this is bad.

    Donna O
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shame about the bad photoshop :/

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are the hearts coming out of her and landing in his hands or are they coming out of his hands and landing on her?

    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you play <3 war with her in Messenger app.

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    #22

    The Ariel Of Russia

    The Ariel Of Russia

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    Cyndi H
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what kind of engine she got under that hood?

    Aditya Ban
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Russia have their own version of statue of liberty

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    #23

    Take Us To The "Happily Ever After" Dream Bird

    Take Us To The "Happily Ever After" Dream Bird

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    Cyndi H
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hee hee... Here in South Africa, especially in the Cape Malay culture, you get these plastic swans at every single wedding without fail... I cringe to think if they ever saw this!

    Ben S.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Giant swan and tiny people? Was this near Chernobyl?? /s

    #24

    Everyone Needs To Know

    Everyone Needs To Know

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    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happens here as well. Like from around 500 mtrs away from the venue, you'd see such banners and posters.

    Eva the Ravenclaw Bookworm📚💖
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe liza tried to take down the pun king with a pun

    John Kamau
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The confidence you get on your wedding day when you know that the Ex who can mess the wedding is thousands of miles away and there are no bullet trains in the vicinity

    Donald Holder
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this mean stop or yeild to pedestrians.

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    #25

    When She Says Yes

    When She Says Yes

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    Just Amiable
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...Nope, nuh uh, nada, hella naw, no..... uh uh...

    Alex Craig
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well technically he should have his pants around his ankles ha ha ha

    Hawk
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends because he could have just unzipped them lol

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    Hawk
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are just playing chopsticks!!! Nothing to see here, move along,

    Natalie Binebrink-Davis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something tells me this moment wasn't meant to be caught 😅

    Donna O
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like he's just completely passed out on top of her 😂

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how he gets every one out of the limo ... Come here Mom!

    AVENTADOR January
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    این حرکت انحصارا در اختیار ایرانیهاست😂😂😂

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    #26

    Now That's A Man

    Now That's A Man

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    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When she finally said yes to do 'that' but you're stuck in a traffic jam.

    Radosław Podgórski
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a photoshop skills! Look at this view behind passenger's window!

    Ed Souza
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could have at least washed the damn car to make your terrible photoshop idea a little more bearable.

    KT Trondsen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he looks very tiny in comparison

    John Kamau
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the pastor sings "Cast Your Burdens, Unto Jesus"

    #27

    How You See After The Third Glass Of Vodka

    How You See After The Third Glass Of Vodka

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    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you get married in the past and have to go back to the future ASAP.

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the groomsmen spike your drink.

    Acorn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the wedding bells get switched out for triple subwoofers.

    #28

    Have To Make Sure Everyone Knows Who The Star Of The Day Is

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    birdhouse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and Joe as always shows up in jeans and a band t-shirt

    Diane Lloyd
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only reason they couldn't Photoshop out the guy in jeans is 'cause he's the groom.

    Rita Maneata
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m extra confused by leather jacket guy. I bet he wasn’t even in the wedding, he just photobombed. But he brought a gift and now he’s the couple’s child’s godparent. Ah, Russia.

    Annabell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy on the right gives a f*** about any dresscode

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess they were one groomsman short so they plucked the dude on the right off the street to fill in.

    Andrew Brown
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bloke on the right didn't get the memo

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    #29

    Was This Really The Best Shot

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    stellermatt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    go home russia, you're drunk.

    TropicalPanda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Russia is never drunk.. Russia is just Russia

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    Robert
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next on stage... Candy!

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you hate it when your pany hose keep coming down. I've ... got ... to ... pull ... it ... up. Do I have a wedgie?

    sp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brazzers suck so hard

    Donna O
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like she's pulling her knickers up after having a wee!

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    #30

    What Is Even Happening Here?

    What Is Even Happening Here?

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    Missy Finley
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Russia, I'm seriously worried about your mental health..

    Just Amiable
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😳The BFG movie comes to mind..

    Ed Souza
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol, it just keeps getting worse.

    Jacques Godin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess they must be full of themselves!

    Diane Mackereth
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no who let the mini me's out of the bucket?

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not sure of the thought process of this ... a lot of mini me's.

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    #31

    Wonderful Special Effects

    Wonderful Special Effects

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    Janet Allison
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The photoshop ones aren’t nearly as clever or funny and the real ones.

    TheReader19
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting choice of wedding dress

    Nathan Bragg
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's from the "Wedding of Torment" D&D module.

    David Jeu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This post keep getting better and better

    Dave Rum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old model AK, but the "long rifle" is an up-to-date machine.

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    #32

    A Normal Slav Wedding

    A Normal Slav Wedding

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    Kobitka-artworks Tumblr
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he loved her because she had a great personality omg, this dress xDD

    Dario Agrillo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's always weird when the priest celebrates with a boner...

    stellermatt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what the shuddery f**k is this?

    Anne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either the entertainment.. or the bride has a special fashion sense :)

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    Eva Mason
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine what the bridesmaids had to wear

    Nathalie Le Maire
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm..looks like he married the chick from the stag party instead >.<

    John Jaie Palmero
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess no one told him you just have to pay the hooker, not marry her.

    John Kamau
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the entire church where the wedding took place needs to go for confession because that dress is seriously naughty

    Karin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the Strip Club owner married one of his Dancers i take it?

    Player 0001
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they just had to pick the ugliest, most in need of repair dock for their legs-wide-open photo. Oh wait. It's Russia. That IS the nicest dock.

    sp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and nicest legs-wide-open photo as well

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    #33

    He's Playing You

    He's Playing You

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    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Already broke her arms...Now for the legs.

    Bonny Saxon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's holding her so tightly her feet are turning blue

    Liz dJ
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s been playing her all along

    Sodom
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comforting the leg ?? XD

    Ed Souza
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg... I got nothing to say.

    Chad Kook
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's playing her like a fiddle... literally

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    #34

    The Boy From The Dreamworks Intro Got Married

    The Boy From The Dreamworks Intro Got Married

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    Christina Ann
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not just you this one is very beautiful

    Nathalie Le Maire
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, finally something that is worth showing here!

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the title says it best.

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    #35

    When You Have A Tiny Dad

    When You Have A Tiny Dad

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    Missy Finley
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the F**K is wrong with you, Russia? Seriously...

    Katerina Sunshine
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can assure you this one has nothing to do with Russia

    Linda Christian
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He needs to give her away,costing to much to feed and house

    Ed Souza
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the dad wasn't available and they added him in post... fine I get that. But WTF is the deal with the jetpack and why is it so small?

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    #36

    Get On The Train Of Fun. Also, Is The Bride A Centaur?

    Get On The Train Of Fun. Also, Is The Bride A Centaur?

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    Just Amiable
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With her friend under her dress it makes it look like the dudes are chasing after a sheep 🐑🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

    Diane Lloyd
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great observation, but that would be in Scotland, not Russia.

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    stellermatt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    russian pantomimes are cray-zee

    Troy Currie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe chasing a sheep gets the groom excited...

    Yasmin Janette
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is the 3rd guy wearing a condom ?

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, was just running late from his haircut appointment.

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    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never wanted to be the 2nd in a 2 person outfit.

    Bonny Saxon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's her cojoined twin, but it was decided that it since it was Jane's big day

    Amy Force
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the cool thing about being a centaur, is that you get to wear TWO fabulous pairs of SHOES!! :D lol

    Jacques Godin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the seamstress that didn't have the time to finish working on her dress!

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    #37

    The Witness Of True Love

    The Witness Of True Love

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    Ben S.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard of an eye-for-an-eye but and eye for a bride?

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know that man's backstory.

    Albin Kröll
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turn this into some high contrast monochrome thing and it's going to any random modern art museum

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? What was the thought process? He looks like he lost his eye? Nothing says love like kissing your husband next to a homeless man smoking a cigarette.

    Tom Bridge
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To this day, I still have a eye out for her

    Bonny Saxon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the last time I object at a wedding

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    #38

    Cannonball Of Love

    Cannonball Of Love

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    Rebekah
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might be because I made it to page 7, but this is kinda cute.

    Eliana Evergreen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cupid’s arrow: the extreme version.

    Bonny Saxon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life insurance premiums paid, check

    Donald Holder
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't have to wait long for the insurance $ to kick in.

    #39

    He Was Really Hoping That's Not Where Babies Actually Come From

    He Was Really Hoping That's Not Where Babies Actually Come From

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    Lorena Beshello
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I see is people who wanted to make their wedding day fun and creative. Nothing wrong with that...

    Bonny Saxon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surprised especially since he's a virgin

    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She just told him that they were going to have twins so they better start growing more cabbage.

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Now that you married me, Bob. Surprise!! We're having TWINS!!"

    #40

    "Let's Play A Game"

     "Let's Play A Game"

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    stellermatt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "marry me or the bunny gets it"

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if it's the other way around and the bunny is holding the man hostage?

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    Gemma Lees
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marry me, I have many fancy things. Check out this colour 14" TV with scart socket!

    Bonny Saxon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And she lusted after "Mr. Rogers, Moscow's neighborhood..."

    Bernice Wittwer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood, won’t you be my bri-ide 🎶

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm leaving you at the altar because I just snagged this great bunny show gig."

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    #41

    I Can Show You The World

    I Can Show You The World

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    Giorgio Prodoti
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there's even the shadow in the down right corner. next level photoshopping.

    Hawk
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol and then the birds are just like, “I wonder what would happen if I popped all the balloons”

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    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she wants to see the World, show her a mirror and say you're my World. #TeamBroke

    Lois
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She has massive feet!

    stellermatt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the live remake of 'up!' was not a success

    Bonny Saxon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like she's starting to slip

    Jacques Godin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or show the world your undergarments!

    David L
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what's that mean?eighty days travel around the world?

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    #42

    She's Got The Look And She's Got The Food

    She's Got The Look And She's Got The Food

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    Rebekah
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What kind of food would you like to serve?" "Orange and yellow." "Can do."

    Sarah White
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her arm/glove things are stunning I want a pair so badly, so beautiful <3

    Missy Finley
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are those Bagel Bites on that plate? BEST WEDDING EVER!!!!!

    Pat Ballard
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks better than anything g served at my 1972 Midwestern US wedding.

    Dave Rum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It all ads up right. marry her.

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    #43

    When You Need To Make Your Wedding More Interesting

    When You Need To Make Your Wedding More Interesting

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    Hawk
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forget about the shark! Why da f**k is he wearing jeans??

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    Sardonic Scribe
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rarely photographed bro wedding. Note the white belt AND shoes!

    Cyndi H
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was the acid wash jeans not horrendous enough???

    Nick P
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy: Run my Love, Run. I'll save you from the deadly shark...

    Bonny Saxon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice to see he dressed for the occasion

    Nathan Bragg
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now a few words from the mother of the bride...

    Donald Holder
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again I ask, why is she so eloquently dressed and he's wearing jeans? No equality.

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    #44

    Toast To A Perfect Marriage

    Toast To A Perfect Marriage

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    Magpie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it weird that I think these are the wrong way around ?

    Donald Holder
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought the same thing too. She should being holding him and vice versa.

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    Christina Ann
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is most by far the cutest picture so far

    stellermatt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and we all give out a little wine...

    Magpie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok i know but imma say it anyway: that's the line to end the joke... What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? ..... nothing just gave a little whine.

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    Jacques Godin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I know how Champagne gets its bubbles!

    John Kamau
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone gotta stay in your pool... even after marriage

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    #45

    Jumping Over Obstacles In Life

    Jumping Over Obstacles In Life

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    Diane Mackereth
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When she says jump..........................

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By the looks of things, I don't think he'll get very far.

    Bonny Saxon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The genetics report just came in

    Sergio Ilyush
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mooortaaal coombaat!!! Actually, all these photos are so horrible that when we look at them here in Russia, we have eye bleeding.

    Slune
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it a face or a ballon before bursting?

    Ivaylo Badinov
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    7 years ago

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    She is so fat that it is easier to jump over her instead of going around her

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    #46

    There, Perfect! Now Raise Your Glasses

    There, Perfect! Now Raise Your Glasses

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    Jacques Godin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come closer, honey, the water is warmer here!

    Ben S.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe this is one of those public-service announcements telling us about global warming...

    Kate Yeti
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, this is a Venetian wedding photo!

    Donald Holder
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe that most of these men don't know the meaning of "formal" services.

    Corals Beta
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do they love to ruin their dresses? Hope it was after the wedding. She's frozen stiff.

    stellermatt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    on reflection, this was a bad idea

    Andreea Lupascu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just hope they fought every instinct to pee in the water....

    Eliana Evergreen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Well we’re here now, might as well make the most of it” “So you brought the vodka?” “Duh.”

    sp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    February...contraception bath

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    #47

    When You Want To Have Him With You At All Times

    When You Want To Have Him With You At All Times

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    Alex Craig
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Short sleeve shirt for your wedding? No

    Bernice Wittwer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that’s certainly a new twist on the old ball and chain.

    My O My
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird necklace on that beautyfull bride 🤔

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    #48

    Checking Him Out

    Checking Him Out

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    Diane Lloyd
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the bottle of vodka in his hand.

    Missy Finley
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, like she ain't already seen it. Nice try, Bad Russian wedding photographer!

    Bibi Turnbull
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could be a double disappointment! Lol

    Dave Rum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm, even drunk. Guess she might as well keep him.

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pull .. up ... your ... zipper! Fine, I'll help.

    Yatharth
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has vodka both are drunk 🥴🍺

    Isog Sargent
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's only had a few snorts out of that bottle. He might still be useful.

    sp
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Caution! drunk sex gives birth to russian photoshoppers

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    #49

    Just Blur Out The Husband, It's All About Me!

    Just Blur Out The Husband, It's All About Me!

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    Lorena Magee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he looks like a cardboard cutout

    Bonny Saxon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the best looking photo we could find of the groom

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    #50

    I Hope Their Love Is Just As Strong

    I Hope Their Love Is Just As Strong

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    Donald Holder
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, all she had to do was say no. Not tonight. I have a headache.

    Eliana Evergreen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like she’s... CRUSHING on him!

    Connie Ray
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the offspring of the ball from the 60s or 70s television show, The Prisoner.

    Pavlos Dimitriadis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ξεχάσατε τη σκιά της μπάλας-πέτρας να τη βάλετε σωστά...

    Pavlos Dimitriadis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ξέχασες τη σκιά της μπάλας-πέτρας...

    Lorena Magee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he's not gonna be able to return the tux with blood all over it, and bone and...

    #51

    What Is Going On In There?

    What Is Going On In There?

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    Hamlets twin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So instead of a snake charmer, is she a c**k charmer?

    Donald Holder
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is creepy when you realize that he is the father of the bride.

    Corina Alvarez Loeblich
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my lord.. THAT bed is the very best contraceptive I've seen!

    Pat Ballard
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the blue satin, but it’s going to be slippery.

    Missy Finley
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok Russia, that's it. We are staging an intervention...

    A lonely Concorde
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it’s an oboe but I could be wrong

    Lorena Beshello
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess some kind of a ceremony before the intercourse after the wedding...

    Bonny Saxon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both instruments will come in handy should his performance be less than harmonious

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    #52

    Definitely The Best Take Of This Picture

    Definitely The Best Take Of This Picture

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    Corals Beta
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He can't walk straight after bridezilla knocked him one upside the head for saying he changed his mind. LOL

    The Freak Of The Century
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cerebral Palsy????.... Have some f*****g consideration!

    paula Jennifer Jayne malloch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She needs to run! Now! Sure he can’t catch her !!!!

    Bonny Saxon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After surviving polio as a child

    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is dancing for joy that he finally got the woman he has been wanting.

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    #53

    Getting Down To Business Right Away

    Getting Down To Business Right Away

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    Lorena Magee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought you were suppose to grab the bull by the horns

    Just Amiable
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😳😂 They know how to have fun with wedding photos

    David Cobb
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes you just have to take the bull by the tail and face the situation.

    Bonny Saxon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he washes off his shoes before they get in the limo

    Ben S.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like "bulls**t" to me... /s

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    #54

    When You Don't Have Friends To Be You Groomsmen

    When You Don't Have Friends To Be You Groomsmen

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    Neeraj Jha
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very Dapper looking groomsmen I tell you.

    David Bartley
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus, they never have to rent tuxedos.

    Wickedangel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that an eggplant in his pocket?😂

    Missy Finley
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the actual f**k is wrong with me? Why am I still looking at these?

    Connie Ray
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I invited some of the cast from the movie, Happy Feet.

    Bonny Saxon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope he's got a napkin somewhere

    Bernice Wittwer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like he does have a wing man or two.

    Martin Fennell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i might as well get used to being s**t on

    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this one, he has a great humor and these guys will protect with their lives.

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    #55

    Looks So Real

    Looks So Real

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    stellermatt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's not what I meant by 'dip the headlights'

    Connie Ray
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When a Bond Villian doesn't take enough time off for the wedding.

    Bonny Saxon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A strike against women drivers everywhere

    Donald Holder
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Standing in the doors is cheating. If you're going surfing you should be on top of the board.

    #56

    I Think We Found Thumbellina

    I Think We Found Thumbellina

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    Sree S
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thumbellina and... who is dat??

    Donald Holder
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta love his legs. What there is of them that is.

    Mia J
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is she shooting daggers from her eyes?

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    #57

    She's His Angel And He Knows It

    She's His Angel And He Knows It

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    Tamera Gardner
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She’s his dove and she splat on his coat.

    Slune
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SQUEEZE just a bit stronger, to get the juices

    Bernice Wittwer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I’m going to squeeze you and hug you and love you forever”

    Karin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those TEETH!! Is he going in for the kill?!

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it me, or does he look like he's gripping way to hard.

    Gemma Lees
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like hes trying to sqeeze thw life oit if her and enjoying every minute of it!

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    #58

    When You Want It To Look Like All Of Your Dreams Came True

    When You Want It To Look Like All Of Your Dreams Came True

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    Cyndi H
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, because this is totally where we park our freaky looking cars.... in the entrance hall...

    Wisdom,Power,Donut
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And sort of through that back wall but still in front of it?

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    Bonny Saxon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'I told you to park on the Lanai, not the living room!'

    Andreea Lupascu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the fact that the car came ready with a sky reflection on the windows....

    Slune
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it symbolizes something.

    Connie Ray
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I told you to go with the eco car! And what's with this shite parking?

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    #59

    Hmmm

    Hmmm

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    Dave Rum
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    intersting expression onhe face. wonder why ??? not !!

    #60

    When You Want Those Snapchat Filters In Real Life

    When You Want Those Snapchat Filters In Real Life

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    frederic eeckman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what they mean with "log in" ?

    Diane Lloyd
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, in Russia they log in with real logs.

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    Rebekah
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sashes are totally underrated.

    Bonny Saxon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She wanted rustic, she got rustic

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey! On the right. Isn't that Miss Blintzes 2017?

    Diane Lloyd
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be more realistic if she had duck lips to go with his tongue sticking out.

    #61

    Honey, This Is Not How Hitchhiking Works

    Honey, This Is Not How Hitchhiking Works

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    Bonny Saxon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drycleaners are amazing these days. They'll get the blood out.

    Cecil Parris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When inTexas look behind you. There is where the trains gonna be.

    antinea
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is she grabbing her crotch????

    Corals Beta
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One trip and snag of the dress on the tracks. Bye Wedding, Hello Funeral.

    Martin Fennell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they need to watch it happened one night

    Corals Beta
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Irwiiiiiiiin you poop! You didn't tell mama you were getting married to that tramp!

    Lorena Magee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he's going to get hit by the train first though

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    #62

    It's Just A Very Small Photographer

    It's Just A Very Small Photographer

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    Odd1sout
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ooh the dude is super cute

    Corals Beta
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On your mark, get set, go! Who can run away the fastest?

    Bonny Saxon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who ditched who could never be determined as neither was seen again

    Tamera Gardner
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First one to the car gets the annulment!

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    #63

    The Necessary Shots Of Every Russian Wedding

    The Necessary Shots Of Every Russian Wedding

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    Bonny Saxon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's regretting her unwashed feet now

    #64

    Russian Weddings Seem Fun

    Russian Weddings Seem Fun

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    Ben S.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's with the lady in the (cow?) costume? Is this a traditional Russian or other ethnic thing? A family thing? Someone pulling a silly idea out of their...ear?

    Peggy Penguin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called vodka my dear!!! Once you have a few it'll all make sense!!! 😂😂😂😂

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    Susann Campbell
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If she ever gets married I'll turn into a cow".

    Suzieq
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why is the leopard print cow wearing a veil, is a sentence I never thought I would write

    Connie Ray
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought you were going to board our pets during our wedding, reception, and honeymoon.

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    #65

    I Think They Got That "Prince Frog" Thing A Little Mixed Up

    I Think They Got That "Prince Frog" Thing A Little Mixed Up

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    Char Char
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh dear me, this is hanging on someone's wall.

    Bonny Saxon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The frog looks unimpressed and that crown fits her perfectly

    Jacques Godin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a definite keeper! They will just love it when they get older!

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    #66

    Dream Boy

    Dream Boy

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    Connie Ray
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's got him eating from the palm of her hand, but he's not under her thumb.

    Char Char
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did she marry him or birth him?

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    #67

    Just Taking Out The Trash

    Just Taking Out The Trash

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    Bonny Saxon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The full-size version was more money

    Donald Holder
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, just setting the ground rules

    #68

    Taking Good Care Of His New Wife

    Taking Good Care Of His New Wife

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    Slune
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You will need a firehose to fill that volume.

    Bonny Saxon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only one cup of coffee allowed per day

    TC
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These appeared earlier...

    Elizabeth Butler
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He supports her bodsize.... kinda cool that

    #69

    Nothing To See Here

    Nothing To See Here

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    Janet Allison
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s blue! Holy c**p they were serious about this one.

    Odd1sout
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure it's photoshopped. You can do a color splash in photoshop.

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    My O My
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop girl! He doesn't look healthy anymore

    Alex Craig
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It definitely seems like a bit of a Russian tradition to have a bit of murder going on at your wedding. ha ha they seriously crack me up.

    Slune
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm blue dabbed dabbed .... sing

    Connie Ray
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Autoerotic aphyxiation: It doesn't always have a happy ending.

    Bonny Saxon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, it's funny now, but wait till the Coroner shows up

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    #70

    An Eagle Snatches His Prey

    An Eagle Snatches His Prey

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    #71

    Throwing Away The Trash

    Throwing Away The Trash

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    Nathan Bragg
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you can't decide whether to fish or cut bait...

    Jacques Godin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the gulls will get him first, he's dressed like a French fry!

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    Connie Ray
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chumming the water for a better catch.

    Bonny Saxon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's see if those swimming lessons I paid for took.

    Grace Robertson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honey, time to cash in your life insurance. Love you BYE!

    #72

    Just Try Not To Eat Her

    Just Try Not To Eat Her

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    Habib Alhabsy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it Photoshoped with right light

    Donald Holder
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gonna huff, and I'm gonna puff...

    #73

    Gotta Show Her What You Got

    Gotta Show Her What You Got

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    stellermatt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    strip poker really got out of hand.

    Karin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even want to know.But, i have a feeling it involves too much vodka

    Alex Craig
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy in the background has stripped off as well. What on earth is going on at this wedding?

    Diane Lloyd
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    guys in underwear and ladies fully dressed...bachelorette party??

    Connie Ray
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's consummate this marriage!

    Bonny Saxon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True love. He lost his shirt and she still married him.

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    #74

    Well They Warned Me...

    Well They Warned Me...

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    Corals Beta
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll get you my pretty and your little friend too!

    Andreea Lupascu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely an old model of Nimbus...

    Connie Ray
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You want me to ride what instead? 😀

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    #75

    Full-Sized Bride Plus A Mini One, To Carry With You At All Times

    Full-Sized Bride Plus A Mini One, To Carry With You At All Times

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    Gemma Lees
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those free samples s how they get you. He ended up buying the full size bride.

    Donald Holder
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally, a man who knows how to dress.

    Andreea Lupascu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? She comes with a standard spare part from factory...

    Bonny Saxon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The desktop version for the office

    Lorena Magee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he's sticking his hand up her skirt

    #76

    I Am Very Confused About Russian Weddings

    I Am Very Confused About Russian Weddings

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    Player 0001
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's make a wish on three. One...two...

    Magpie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes that's what I thought, but now I feel sick.

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    Bonny Saxon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Identical twins and she couldn't decide

    Elizabeth Butler
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is gonna be interesting....what's chapter two?

    Connie Ray
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fifty Shades of Red: Bigamy is Better

    #77

    Checking What The Kids Are Up To These Days

    Checking What The Kids Are Up To These Days

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    #78

    Taking Out The Pile Of Trash

    Taking Out The Pile Of Trash

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    Britney Fierce
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I found a tiny squatter in the crawl space and married him!"

    Connie Ray
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he's handy with the yard work!

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    #79

    When Your Favourite Colour Is Green

    When Your Favourite Colour Is Green

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    Corals Beta
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a great idea to get married at Chernobyl! We saved so much money!

    Mylah Rose
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like some kind of nuclear waste apocalypse

    Dario Agrillo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The photographer said he had a DSLR but they mispelled with LSD...

    Ed Souza
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    clearly a photoshop fake... they look Asian, not Russian.

    Connie Ray
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chernobyl is NOT a destination wedding.

    Bonny Saxon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    destination wedding on Mars was under attended

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    #80

    Creativity Is Overflowing

    Creativity Is Overflowing

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    frederic eeckman
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feels like watching the birth of a russian sinkhole about to swallow her...

    Connie Ray
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "There's no place like home, there's no place like home..."

    Ed Souza
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on... who looked at this and said "hmmm, that looks neat"

    Eliana Evergreen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bruh that’s a wormhole. Get out quickly and call the avengers

    Bonny Saxon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will get you my pretty, and your little dog too

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    #81

    Chained

    Chained

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    stellermatt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she's laughing on the outside... but the tears are real.

    Connie Ray
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She'll just be a bird in a gilded cage.

    Bonny Saxon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Effing chastity belt won't give

    Diane Lloyd
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Angel flew too close to the ground.

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    #82

    At A First Glance It Even Looks Like There's Something Wrong With A Groom's Leg

    At A First Glance It Even Looks Like There's Something Wrong With A Groom's Leg

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    Rebekah
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just... wait... what?

    Bonny Saxon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I killed the frog prince. She shall look in vain for eternity.

    Karin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'll just be wading in the marsh in my wedding dress and heels,while my husband to be and his pet frog shoot things."

    Britney Fierce
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dammit, Eros got to the frog prince first!

    Donald Holder
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder, do these women just throw their dresses away after the ceremony?

    Cyndi H
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's so much going on here...

    Slune
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .....and the long tie.He could wear no pants

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    #83

    Your Ship Has Sailed

    Your Ship Has Sailed

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    Christina Ann
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that dress in the makeup is so pretty on her

    Janet Allison
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting veil/head scarf/cardigan

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the face I used to make when Great Auntie Ruth wanted a kiss.

    Slune
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They dream about honeymoon in Thailand

    Connie Ray
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband is a real dream boat.

    Bonny Saxon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So this is where Enya got the song idea

    Elizabeth Butler
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her ship has come in....not sailed, doesn't she look smug

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    #84

    Applause To Whoever Came Up With The Idea Of This Picture

    Applause To Whoever Came Up With The Idea Of This Picture

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    Slune
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm singing in the rain...

    Connie Ray
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "She's so high above me. She's so lovely..."

    Bonny Saxon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait! Stop! You'll get man goo on your shoe.

    stellermatt
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    7 years ago

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    strap a plank to him or he's a gonner!

    #85

    "Can I Go Now?"

    "Can I Go Now?"

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    Amanda Schloegel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The magic in this one: rainbows, lighting, water shows (???), she's an angel......all it's missing is a unicorn!

    Karin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smell of the waste from those factories over there?

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    Elizabeth Butler
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He doesn't look very happy about his Ariel

    Bonny Saxon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Till death do us part, Chernobyl style

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    #86

    I Guess You Can See What's More Important

    I Guess You Can See What's More Important

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    Hugh Reynolds
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She knows you can't beat a cockatoo!

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smart girl. She married the bird instead.

    alwright
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well... she has nice anime eyes :P

    Bonny Saxon
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You see? Transformers are real!

    Donald Holder
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you mean what you can smell?

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    #87

    Not Sure If I Want To Know What Happens When They Connect

    Not Sure If I Want To Know What Happens When They Connect

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    Rebekah
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the mythical Magic Pepper!

    Lorena Magee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    her wish will come true, she got the bigger half of the pepper

    #88

    "Your Dream Girl In Not Going To Just Land In Front Of You" - Oh Wait

    "Your Dream Girl In Not Going To Just Land In Front Of You" - Oh Wait

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    Britney Fierce
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sometimes I feel like, somebody's watching me.."

    stellermatt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Die Hard 6 - Welcome to the party pal!

    Connie Ray
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry honey. I'll just hang around until you're off work.

    Corals Beta
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IKR? Is she swinging from the moon?

    Karin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OOPs think her parachute didn't open!

    Amanda Schloegel
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the same couple from the beach scene, where she's the angel, and there's lighting?

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    #89

    Cinderella Gone Wrong

    Cinderella Gone Wrong

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    Player 0001
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, shoe humping is a 'thing' in Russia??

    Connie Ray
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you tell me you have a shoe fetish?

    Jacques Godin
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine all the vodka I could drink from that shoe!

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