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Pet Insurance Worker Shares The Absolute Best Names She’s Ever Seen
Just when you think you’ve ‘seen it all,’ the internet finds a pleasant way to throw you a curve ball. Now, we all know that names are incredibly important. What we call our pets, for example, is going to follow them their entire lives, so there’s a ton of responsibility there. And while some people like to give their pets extremely traditional names, others feel like it’s best to have a bit of fun with them!
It’s refreshing to see just how creative people can be! The Figo Pet Insurance team has filmed a series of TikToks where they share some of the wittiest and silliest pet names that they’ve come across in their line of work. Albus Dumbledog is just the tip of the Iceberg of Awesomeness! Bored Panda has reached out to the Figo Pet Insurance team, and we’ll update the article as soon as we hear back from them.
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Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
...good work, BP, putting a dog stock photo on a clearly feline name XD
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Jill Rhodry 3 years ago
I've already posted this under the puppa call 'Goblin', be seems more apt here - That's our kitty's name! He's currently 13, a tri-paw and his full name is Jareth, King of the Goblins (those who know, know) - but we call him 'Goblin'.
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BananaMonkey(she/they) 3 years ago
My cat is so feisty and vicious and he loves to play... but his little mews are so kitten-like. So his nickname is Mewon.
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BakedKahuna 3 years ago
Oh wow, that name probably makes some Chinese people really want to eat him now. Let the downvotes come in now 😎
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possessedcat101 (she/her) 3 years ago
The closest thing i could find to someone calling their dog Chikn Nuggit
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Snorkeldorf 3 years ago
Glad you got him (or her). Bet they were only available for a limited time.
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Lakota Wolf 3 years ago
That sounds like a typical registered/show name. They're usually kinda odd and not what you call the dog day-to-day XD My German Shepherd's registered name was Ember of Zarek vhom Rhein and my Belgian Malinois' registered name was Wingman: The Reason You're Here. Their "call" names were Ember and Fenring, respectively.
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Depressed Owl 3 years ago
Does anyone else feel like a lot of these weren't creative or something?
Cathy 3 years ago
Not creative al all to be honest. A lot of them very much lacked creativity!
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ISeeWendiGo 3 years ago
My pets are Dallas Maximus (pitbull), Bruno Maddogg (dachshund), Maverick Biggus Dickus (Norwegian Forest Cat), Frederick Von Fred (tree frog), Monsieur Fattest Bastard & Madame Vee (green anoles), and Sir Fluffle Bagheera Cottontop, Esq (leopard gecko). All have the last name Jackson, I gave them mine cause I have absolutely no idea who all the fathers are!
Depressed Owl 3 years ago
Does anyone else feel like a lot of these weren't creative or something?
Cathy 3 years ago
Not creative al all to be honest. A lot of them very much lacked creativity!
Load More Replies... ISeeWendiGo 3 years ago
My pets are Dallas Maximus (pitbull), Bruno Maddogg (dachshund), Maverick Biggus Dickus (Norwegian Forest Cat), Frederick Von Fred (tree frog), Monsieur Fattest Bastard & Madame Vee (green anoles), and Sir Fluffle Bagheera Cottontop, Esq (leopard gecko). All have the last name Jackson, I gave them mine cause I have absolutely no idea who all the fathers are!
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