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There are a lot of opportunistic people on the internet, and most of them are on eBay. How else could you call someone who is selling two snowballs for $10,000? Or a fake ramen smartphone stand for $152? Instagram account @ebaybae has been collecting weird things to buy on eBay, and they should raise your eyebrows. From ridiculous product design and photography to outrageous prices and questionable authenticity, these eBay listings prove that you can buy pretty much anything online. Even the weird things you didn't know existed.

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ƒιѕн
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6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

https://tinyurl.com/cherry-toilet-brush

Lina Maverick
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thanks. This is just the best looking toilet brush i ever saw. Is on its way to me now!

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Anita Hegedűs
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have this. It looks really good

Mummi
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6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My (now ex) son in law offered that to me. Perhaps it looks good (... 🙄), but it's the most unpractical and non-hygienic toilet brush ever. It's now part of my horror collection in my bathroom.

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Mario Manzini
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

eBay is the best place to buy from especially by https://eshopfirst.com/

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In 1995, after spending Labor Day weekend at home writing code on his personal computer, eBay founder Pierre Omidyar launched AuctionWeb, a site "dedicated to bringing together buyers and sellers in an honest and open marketplace."

Soon after, Canadian Mark Fraser purchased the first item that Omidyar listed on the online shopping site -- a broken laser pointer.

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    Christina Sersif
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is pretty neat. Wouldn’t pay that much for it obviously, but still neat

    Lina Maverick
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is nice, but a bit too pricy. Saw similar keyboards (steampunk style) on the IFA 2018. They wanted just around 100-150 euro for it. I should have bought it.

    AndersM
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I had a lot of money, I would buy it. Totally cool! Does it come in dieselpunk as well?

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's cool but waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too pricey

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    Pierre hired the first employee, Chris Agarpao, a year later. Chris was to help coordinate the fast-growing company’s online operations. Over twenty years later, he is still working at eBay.

    By the time Meg Whitman was hired by the board as eBay president and CEO in March 1998, the online store already had 30 employees, half a million users and revenues of $4.7 million in the United States.

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    Bleh
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat will still prefer the box it came in

    Christina Sersif
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take off the 3 zeros and we have a deal

    Harry Larter
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know someone would actually like this

    Lisa loves cats
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i wanna get this for my cattttssssss

    Celine Nguyen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i feel like the cat tree should be in the shape of catnip

    Magpie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks unstable to me, but my cats have been expert destructivers. ( um u know what i mean)

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    It didn't take long before all sorts of interesting items were selling on eBay. Take a grilled cheese sandwich with the face of Virgin Mary on it. Sold for a staggering $28,000 in 2004, the sandwich is said to have magical powers and was left untouched by mold for more than a decade, according to the woman who made it.

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    Withnail
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fluffy Yo Gabba Gabba! Absolutely terrifying :)

    John
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the stylish bank robber on the go

    Slinkman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teletubbies ; the horrormovie

    Magpie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um... the knitting wool I buy is not itchy ... I don't know what process they use now to fix that. ... Australian speaking.

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    ADHORTATOR
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you have other colors? Asking for a friend

    Lyop
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would really come in handy if you're in a plane crash on the mountains during winter with wolves attacking and therefore having to hide up in a tree....

    Rebekah
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was exactly my first thought too. Odd.

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    Tee
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly would wear this. Especially grocery shopping.

    Carol Taylor
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but how would you go when you need to use the loo..??

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    Rabbit Carrot
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just don’t wear it on a hot day, it’ll cook you alive and make you sweat buckets.

    xXKittensweetXx
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cause you know, EVERYONES gonna wear this in public XD

    Gryffindor Grace
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a small price to pay for a pink fuzzy mohair extreme catsuit sweater

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    There was this funny eBay listing - a Dorito shaped like the Pope’s hat. It sold for $1,209 in 2005. The buyer? Online casino GoldenPalace.com, the same one that bought the Virgin Mary grilled cheese.

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    I guess we just found the answers to the question why eBay is filled with crazy listings nowadays.

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    Rowlie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What top would go with it?

    Foustri
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't need one - just go bear-chested.

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    Stevie B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad they stated that these pants are UNISEX. So often I find Teddy Bear pants that are men's only.

    Walter Cheego
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flea from Red Hot Chili Peppers had these back in the day

    Annie Hu
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like i could DIY this ngl

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do these pants make my a*s look fat?

    Foxxy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t think of why they would be rare. Maybe it’s coz they are absolutely ridiculous.

    Katherine Watson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, would buy the pants, deconstruct them, and either display the poor bears or donate em XD

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    AndersM
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your dad called. He wants his joke back ;-)

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    Jessie Cooper
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    360° lake view for only 90k is a steal in the housing market!

    Sunzilla
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's a church...

    Marlene Ricker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's cute but I'm not convinced it is worth $89,999. Doesn't mention if it is winterized. I live in Canada and it gets pretty cold here. What happens when the lake freezes over? So many questions!!

    Lara Smith
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A church that walks on water?

    Thomas Turnbull
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    look more like a Mormon church stupid price.

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    Daria B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh... An Apple iTV! ♥

    Rinpai
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had one of these in animal crossing

    Virgil Blue
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Animal crossing was also the first thing that popped into my mind.

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    Celine Nguyen
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i ........................ actually like this

    Katherine Watson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Animal Crossing in real life. The Juicy Apple tv actually exists now. What a world we live in.

    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hannspree did a lot of these custom iMacs: Basketball, Goal Posts with "stadium" behind,

    Thomas Turnbull
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK for the price if it was free shipping but there are better normal ones for the money.

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    Slinkman
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Untitled Goose Lamp

    Bacony
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Press Y to honk" Honk! *tip* Honk? *roll* HONK! *smash*

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    Zoe's Mom
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually have the same lamp only with a tiger's head. These lamps ran $80.00 back in the 80's. Mine was a gift.

    FreakOfArt
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eeeeeeh... Is it weird that I want this?

    Rowlie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For when You really hate somebody but have to bring a gift

    Night Owl
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That could be said for almost everything on this list

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    Zoe's Mom
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this style of lamp but the head is a tiger. It was a gift about 30 years ago and I know that they ran $75.00. Oh, no, the eyes do not glow.

    Bettye McKee
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're placing your bid, don't forget about the shipping.

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    Slinkman
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Big Foots fancy brother.

    Foxxy
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cousin Itt had a trim.

    Kathy Baylis
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a “Lord Godiva” doll to go with the Lady Godiva doll.

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Merlin’s Beard, that is one nightmare inducing doll. Hmmm, it is 30% off though.

    Mummi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need that! My granddaughters (4 years old twins) just asked for a boy Barbie. 😀

    FreakOfArt
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    O have a suggestion that might not haunt your granddaughters. Look up "creatable world dolls" on Amazon or I'm sure they're on eBay also. The dolls give kids choices for how they want to play and who they want to be.

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    Avery
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm scarred for life now...

    Anya Rumbach
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i dont even know how to respond to this

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    Rabbit Carrot
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d use it to carry sandwiches in.

    Tee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it come in Whole Wheat?

    Pittsburgh rare
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100?!?! They would have to pay ME to wear that atrocity

    mntryjoseph
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would co💲t a lot of bread!

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    Rinpai
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a discount invisibility cloak, only disappears the head

    Daria B
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that's one way of censorship.... Privacy is everything. ♥

    Bunzilla
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .... They could have just blurred the face out. This is just unsettling.

    María Hermida
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or put the sweater on a flat surface to take the picture

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    Thomas Ewing
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shipping includes the headless model.

    FreakOfArt
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sir I think you've forgotten something

    Anja
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Headless horseman edition.

    JJM
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh No! they forgot to knit his head.

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    Foxxy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, not enough pink.

    Night Owl
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    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and not enough fluffy and fuzzy ;)

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    Max L.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why can't this people see earning opportunity, just add "belonged to famous rapper". voila.

    Kiss Army
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it wrong that I want these? (Think it would keep my high-school son from borrowing my car?)

    Iggy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now we know what happened to the Pink Panther!

    MadMom
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seeing the dash and buttons on the wheel is so overrated!

    Kathy Baylis
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe OK in winter, but imagine what this would be like in summer, after the car has sat in the sun all day. The feel of that fuzz on your sweaty legs. The SMELL of all the asses that have sat on it, including your dog’s and own (we know you fart when you’re driving alone). If anybody ever got sick in your car. And the list goes on...

    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so terrible, I almost love it.

    ispeak catanese
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good news! Your colonoscopy results were normal!

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    Slinkman
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For when you want to be a good gardener, but you just don't have those green fingers.

    Lyop
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me or are they kinda cool?

    Jenny Lorenz
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For that price? Are they actual hands from the actual grinch?

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    Incognito
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG AND SO DID YOUR GRUBBY FINGERS

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IF it’s authentic, it amazes me how someone who makes their living from singing would risk compromising their throat—-and their lung capacity—-by smoking.

    Ed Souza
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sad part is that someone will buy it.

    Zoe's Mom
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would think if it truly was from Rihanna, there would be lipstick on it.

    Shart
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait her dna?.. i can clone my own rihanna

    Rowlie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just gonna stand and watch it burn

    miten sasmita
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How tf would you verify it was rihanna's ???

    Robert Bertrand
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really ? So it comes with DNA Cirtification ? And why would anyone care if her lips, or a*s touched it ?

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    Anne
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depending on whether the samples inside are real.. (and how much samples there are)...

    Michelle Chevalier
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember those from grade school when the DARE officer would come in and do a presentation

    Just saying
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad had one of these when he worked narcotics on the police force.

    Kiss Army
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work in corrections and we actually have one of these hanging in our training center!

    Thomas Turnbull
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    has the cheek to charge postage. Just buy one from Amazon they probably have it.

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    TheExtremeSmell
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be perfect for my two person horse costume during a rain storm though

    Foxxy
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely nothing can go wrong.

    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't look hazardous at all!

    Craymoss
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually seen this before in the wilds of Hawaii being used on a scooter. One person model though..

    miten sasmita
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to get your raincoat stuck in your motorcycle's gear. Seriously a single poncho raincoats are dangerous enough, but two in one ??

    Jessie Cooper
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this in Japan. Kind of cool, albeit unsafe.

    xXKittensweetXx
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    until it gets caught in the wheels..

    Imma
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on, people! What can possibly go wrong with this? 😂

    Felicia Dale
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So freaking dangerous. Do. Not. Buy. Unless you're that two person horse costume in the rain.

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    Daria B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Errr.... I'd rather be interested in the item to the left, please. ♥

    Bacony
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My name's I. Screem. What do you want? The weird harmonica thing?

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    Rowlie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With that shipping cost it will be delivered by Santa sleigh probably

    Incognito
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yup and when you get it, it'll be 2 puddles from the BIGGEST snow fall in NYC history.

    xXKittensweetXx
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmm two freaking balls of snow for 10,000.... seems fair enough

    Stevie B
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really?!? $2000 for shipping? That seems a bit high...

    Max L.
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    with complimentary icecream

    Dani Elle
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You gotta ship the refrigerator with it too

    Sinkvenice
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I have the ice cream instead?

    Christina Sersif
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf am I going to do with 2 snowballs Linda

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    Rowlie
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it come with a trained crow?

    Pretty Pangolin
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, you have to get them together and show them the training video.

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    Craig Lee
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's basically a box that dispenses nuts by putting money ( change in it ). It won't just work by setting one up though. Crows need to be trained how to get the nuts out. Once 1 crow understands and uses it, other crows can learn by watching or having the original crow teach them. So you would need to be able to figure out how to train a crow before this even had a chance to work. And you could also build one for cheaper.

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    Thomas Turnbull
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    since when to crows have money

    MPaula Whelan
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crows only come to my neighbourhood during November and December. Unless I can find where they go the rest of the year, it won't work for me. Maybe if you include the builder ...

    Blue Cicada
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a six dollar bag of peanuts, how much money with the crows collect for you? Once you train the crows, this is easier than collecting tin cans recycling credit!

    Magpie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh! As I scrolled down thought it was gonna dispense me a crow! Phoeey.

    Shart
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crows also bring loads of crow poop

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    TheExtremeSmell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly though I know when I smoked I probably would of been like yeah maybe I could use this

    Steve Barnett
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No surprise, looks like a joint in the pic.

    Sofia Gunn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tag yourself I'm a 'Regular Smoking Smoker'

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mass produced plastic roach clip. Choice of colors.

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a smoker, but I like this. But it's missing the sex appeal of a long, skinny cigarette holder.

    AndersM
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a coincidence that it's showing a joint.

    Shelley Jennings
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cigarette ring holder?? That's a spliff man 😂😂

    JJM
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now this is what you call a serious addiction.

    Safy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That kinda looks more like the whacky tobacky to me. hahaha

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    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only handled a few hundred times. Gross

    Shart
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah rare as in two seperate candies and a heat gun

    Magpie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can call it what you like. I am NOT putting that in my mouth.

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    Anja
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wormius gumiensis, discovered in the 16th century.

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd only buy it if the shipping was included.

    Elina Kuusisto
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhhhh... So. No one's gonna say it?

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    Paul Mitchell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For gums ... yes, ... gums.

    Rowlie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they sure gums are the correct body part here?

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's for massaging something all right...

    Ed Souza
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect for that annoying a*s itch

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    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What should we do to covince men to do their share of housework? Let's make sexy clothespins!

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As in, "You bought this with actual money? We need to have a conversation." And then, an intervention.

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    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha, I don’t mind these but I certainly wouldn’t pay that much for them.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a paperclip. That's a clothespin.

    MPaula Whelan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who are you kidding? This is NOT a PAPER clip!

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The latest in action toys. Squeeze the feet and watch 'em go.

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are not horsing around with the price

    shane montanez
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you know what they say...You can't put a price on labor...

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    Thomas Turnbull
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    stupid price so that's a neigh!!! from me.

    Vashti Krones
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ill be buying this as soon as I open my restaurant / theme park: "how much pot did I DO this morning??"

    Iggy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't buy it. You could say I'm a neigh sayer!

    Cat Chow
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They had this at the zoo. Highly recommend.

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can pretend that you've broken your horse's back every day!

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My local co-op dairy has two of the cow version of these outside their on site store. They told me people keep asking if they can buy them.

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    elfin
    Community Member
    Premium
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poison sold separately?

    Thomas Turnbull
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe $10 there only plated

    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are buying a design, not a gold bar. Might be worth it, but the mouse is poorly finished ...

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    Tiari
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Super cute? ... I don’t know. More like stuff of nightmares.

    Lisa loves cats
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i was thinking that is is a preview to my next nightmare!!

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    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look away, look away. They are creepy as f**k.

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol damn foxxy, you got soooo many haters

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    Restless
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are scary, apart from being so inappropriate!

    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I understand the point of baby reborns (they help in the cases of bereavement and loss or with Alzheimer’s patients) but what is the point of reborn monkey dolls? Just a tad creepy.

    Jeff Diamond
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I scroll down, I'm laughing, laughing, laughing, WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE THINGS!

    María Hermida
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one of the creepiest things I've ever seen

    Iggy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zombie babies more like.

    Sinkvenice
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I didn't need to sleep tonight.

    Kat Hoth
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Creepy was my first thought.

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    Jennifer Crompton
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right. 350 year old Gloves would be in almost perfect shape. I suppose they could be enchanted....😂

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    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doubtful authenticity. Probably an old costume someone dug up, or an out and out fake artificially aged to look antique.

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very authentic. Because I said so. Now fork over the money.

    Safy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what it looks like after I clean my shower drain. hahaha

    Robert Bertrand
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From Salem area...why are you lying ?

    Adele Maestranzi
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This Salem girl says, "Fake AF". Trials were in 1692, actually.

    CelSlade
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes... because women regularly dressed as obvious witches in the middle of the worst witch trials ever recorded? And wearing human hair was clearly a thing? And this is not the most cynical attempt to con money out of gullible idiots?

    Marlene Ricker
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love Halloween but get real. $5000? Nope!

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    John
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were nice for about a year. Then they came out a new version and suddenly the laces wouldn't tie anymore.

    xXKittensweetXx
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "give me some shoes that i'll regret"

    MPaula Whelan
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case you are interested, size 40 means that it is a woman's size 9. Sorry fellas.

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next time I feel the urge to spend $20,000 on a pair of used shoes, I will definitely check on eBay.

    Thomas Turnbull
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally stupid price $25 maybe. They are used you could get athletes foot from them.

    Symtpom
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    shoelaces sold separately

    Robert Bertrand
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about Apple ladies underwear,hahaha. Stupi ...

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    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would look great in a play room

    Jeff Diamond
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Black and white... Are they saying the picture is b&w, or the TV itself is?

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course it would be a black and white TV!

    Ashley Nell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it play in black and white?

    Aimee Miller
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone was selling this exact one on marketplace for $20 and it worked! Not worth 10,000!

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    Lama Lady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...attatchable to the former mentioned vibra-finger-holder

    Rinpai
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go for those who have wondered "what if my spoon was a toothbrush?"

    Thomas Turnbull
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its a used toothbrush yuck!!!

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most important question: Is it bulletproof?

    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What possessed someone to design that? I guess couture is another name for UGLY.

    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Catlady6000, apparently it’s because I comment too much and my comments are annoying. But honestly I don’t give a s**t, they can complain ALL they want, I won’t stop commenting. I am actually flattered that they care so much to comment, it means I make some sort of an impact on them. Haha

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    Bernhard Koster
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is such a funny ebay listing. Item number 195568736297

    Robert Bertrand
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can fix you up for about $590 less...let me know...

    Koalamonster
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not gonna lie I do kinda like this line of Moschino products.

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see that some letters are missing like C R A and P

    Flame Phoenix
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lower the price and I would totally buy it

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Useless. It isn't even Qwerty lay out.

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    Max L.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why Im not surprised it was built in Kentucky

    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d love this. I’d pretend I’m in Wall-E

    Dave P
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This actually might have some good use

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At that price? At best $500 for the scooter, $500 for the chair if all new?

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    Bear_Panda_dear
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For great aunt barb who always makes you go get the ice cream....

    Jeff
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it bad that I want to try this??

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    Slinkman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They absolutely nailed it.

    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are for lawns, don’t think I would buy homemade though, looks like some sort of torture device.

    Anne
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are like 40 in the garden shop here.. (to aerate grass)

    Richard Son Nguyen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine walking around the house in these...

    Jesse Olson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are for aerating your lawn. you can get some for HomeDepot for $13

    Lyop
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely great! For what?!!!

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Collecting gum wrappers in the park without bending?

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    Jesse Olson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those aren't Art. They are for aerating the lawn

    Thomas Turnbull
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just go to your local garden centre or Amazon and ask for lawn aerating shoes 8159lpKxwL...68e88f.jpg 8159lpKxwL_SL1500_-5dcda3968e88f.jpg

    Thomas Turnbull
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    6 years ago

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    Night Owl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why make something like this?

    Lama Lady
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am guessing someone got stuck with a bunch of leftover plastic foodsamples and tried to put them to alternate usage

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    Nicole Holt
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a lot of fake, but super realistic food like this in Japan. I should have bought some for home. Man...missed opportunity. I guess I have to go back to Tokyo :)

    NotMe
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems pretty normal to me..

    苏慷巫
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why the hell would i hang around with a life-like bowl of ramen???

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect for morning commute

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the sharp points on the front of them would definitely help clear your path.

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    Bunzilla
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Medieval armor shoe covers; AKA Sabatons.

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    Night Owl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goes great with the pink car interior (from another entry on the list)

    Mark Smallman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you put them on inside out do they "tickle your fancy"

    Rowlie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of that song Llama in the living room.

    Johnny Frostbite
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    6 years ago

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    Shannon Matthews
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like the beginning of a centaur costume...

    Zoe's Mom
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same seller as the 'Grinch gloves".

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    Kat Hoth
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These Reborn dolls are just super creepy.

    Harry Larter
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it isn’t as bad as the monkey...

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad it comes with clothes or it would just be weird...

    Harry Larter
    Community Member
    6 years ago

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    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My guess, is that it was some limited edition gashapon item. You'd be surprised how expensive they can be!

    Max L.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not fake at all, to me.

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in a state of shock that someone actually designed and made it

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no thank… i prefer my 10$ glasses where i can actually see

    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't cover the left eye very well, Texas in ur mouth. Is this even real?

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    Felicia Dale
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that is beautiful and useful.

    ReaRae
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not a toothpick, it's actually a hat pin

    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    14K yellow gold? With a suspiciously copper green patina...

    Brivid
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looked it up, the blue green color is what is left of decorative enamel paint.

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    Iván Galarraga
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure I saw that box advertised in a Mad magazzine

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they admit it's ridiculous

    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Yellow Submarine merch. I'm guessing a bargain at this price in this condition.

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the price too is ridiculous

    What's In Your Head?
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandmother had a huge orange toothbrush with a butt, pretty sure it was also from the 60's. Him and this one would make a nice couple!

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    Jennifer Crompton
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still has the original tag attached like it's never been worn! Shocking!!

    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tag is looped on, easily removed, probably reattached for pic.

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    Rinpai
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw something similar but it was a wooden clock that was painted like a pizza that had no numbers and said pizza time and it was amazing

    Carol Taylor
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    l thought they were fake fingernails at first..

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    sunnyrei82
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok.. this, I like. I wouldn't buy it, but... I do like it.

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    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Liberace called, he wants his phone back :-)

    Pretty Pangolin
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this go with the fuzzy pink car accessories and pants?

    Magpie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the full pink fuzzy suit? I am confused :D

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    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True vintage phones cost a lot more. Looks more like a replica of a vintage phone—-only with touchtone buttons instead of a rotary dial. There were loads of these released back in the late 1980s - early 1990s.

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    Emir
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of when people sold horse manure in 1973, claiming it was Secretariat’s.

    Stephanie Anne
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you want to buy someone's trash? So gross!

    G.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know whats that, please someone could explain me?

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    Slinkman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah Jonni, it's very rare i tell you.

    Kiss Army
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a VERY good reason some of this stuff is VERY rare...

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    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Each piece is Personally collected from your local crack house for authenticity.

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d feel like I needed a tetanus shot every time I went to the bathroom.

    lorrie rothstein
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no way in the world someobe would sit on that

    Jenica Thomas
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's probably already been sat on. For the low, low price of $272.46 you get the joy of other peoples butts!

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    La Petite Morte
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are repainted corner caps from a casket.

    char
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to ask how you knew that but then I saw your username and now I'm scared

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like the kind of c**p you can find at a thrift store

    Ayra
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look a lot like Irregular Choice shoes... (And those are way cheaper AND wearable...)

    Loki
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    these are cute to have, not to actually wear

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    AndersM
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Goes well with the Louis Vuitton pepperspray and Hermes Maglite

    John
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not what you think. They were used briefly by the fashion police.

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    Eric Mac Fadden
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is where they used to keep their cocaine...

    Zoe's Mom
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I seriously doubt this is from the 20's. The 20's were fabulous; this not so much.

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    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, that needs to be burnt and then the ashes burnt again.

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And buried at a crossroads. Then maybe burn that also.

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    kathleen
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i did not know that was how babies were made

    Hard 2 Guess
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You i thought about that too. Does not look normal.

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    Sinkvenice
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disappointed that your baby was born without harlequin ichthyosis? Now that can change with this monstrous thing. You lucky parent!

    Charl Marx
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only have a daughter but I'm gonna take a guess that this monstrosity isn't anatomically correct, because it looks absolutely ridiculous! 🙈

    Adrienne Early
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, babies have teenie weenies and their sacks are basically empty for several years.

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    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whole lotta NOPE here. Looks like before (right) and after (left) the autopsy.

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    Alia G.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if it had more like 10 mil then maybe it'd be worth it but 1 mil?

    Sinkvenice
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand what's being sold.

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    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably from the Golden Orb Web Spider... very common these golden webs. If you don't believe that...

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    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you take a $14500 sofa OUTSIDE—-on a day that looks overcast—-just to take a picture of it?

    Kiss Army
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they are hoping rain will clean it... it looks rather grungy...

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it doesn't have the accompanying book and it isn't in mint condition, you're looking at $500 top.

    Bacony
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are you selling a steampunk model of the eye?

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what Louis Vuitton knows about soccer?

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    Bleh
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have an FC Barcelona themed perfume bottle!!!

    TheExtremeSmell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine receiving them all and finding them all smashed. The thought of the smell gives me a headache

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're probably empty. Only as decoration and for collectors

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is just plain stupid! if you have this much money to spend you better give it to charity instead

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you grab the world by the throat and shout this to it, please?

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wait until the cat is out of the bag.

    Craptavaganza
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohh your cat will love you after you (try to) use this! 🤣😅

    Mark Smallman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So how do you groom the cat when it is captive in the bag?

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it was from steel mesh, you might stand a chance (one chance, ever); this, fuhgeddaboutit.

    Candia Lee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you trim nails? thru bag?

    JP
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you think this will save you from pulling back a bloody stump you'd better think again!

    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You might get your cat in that... ONCE!

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Letting the cat out of the bag (pun intended) is easy. It’s getting the cat INTO the bag that’s the problem.

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    Max L.
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The price isn't quite sofa king low.

    Xian Tian
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this. In india its common for people to have these in home.

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like it's a small model with a ridiculous price.

    Dave P
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Silver? Those peasants, Gold or Better, not this silver cheap stuff.

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool idea. But keeping the damn thing polished would be a full time job, and I have much better things to do with my time. So, a hard pass.

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    KT Trondsen
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    rare penis and 1 nut sectional couch. Just missing the white ottoman

    AndersM
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Austin Powers have shagged 1000 times in that "couch".

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    Charl Marx
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one finding this one wholesome and innocent. Like why is he selling his "lovely pigs?" What's the story here, dammit!

    Jennifer Crompton
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What fun would it be to buy a ready made collection? The best part of collecting is the hunt

    Stimpy
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he's been hogging those pigs...

    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For that price I’d expect a few thousand more pigs.

    TheExtremeSmell
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d have to call my pig collection guy to let me know more

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    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did they have to c**p up perfectly lovely shoes with such a tacky heel? Sorry, I have never found the “art” shoes to be anything but cheap camp or kitsch.

    John
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crazy expensive. But kinda cool in a 90s kinda way.

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    Serbob
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is awesome! I need a good place to hide all my loose diamonds.

    Brian D
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love Geocaching and finding pills in the container.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they come with the $20 bill, it's a bargain.

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And what if someone breaks in to steal stuff and needs some chapstick? Bye bye all my s**t.

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    Shart
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It will be great when you and all your friends fly on airforce one to africa...with no cost for the protection of all by the fbi

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    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once upon a time, salesmen would bring a miniature replica of their product to your home to show its features, especially in areas like the Midwest where towns were very far apart. Things like cook stoves, furniture those new fangled refrigerators and ,apparently, showers.

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    John
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taking bull riding to a whole new level

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they plaster wrappers inside it?

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am not sure it puts all the cards on the table

    Jennifer Crompton
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd never pay that much but I still think it's cool

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    Lilli
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at first glance I thought she was in a taco shell

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    Mark Smallman
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cant quite make out the flavour at the top but at first glance I saw ........BUTT FLAVOURED

    Lilli
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lmao it says pamplemutt... butt would be funny tho :D

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you look closely there is a dog

    A. Jones
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it come with the ghost dog?

    Lizzy Potter
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It comes with a ghost dog? COOL!

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    Foxxy
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look, it’s got toe protectors. Don’t need to worry about stubbing your toe anymore. Just break your ankle instead trying to walk in them.

    Tammy Ralph
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The heal colours match you're profile picture.

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    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doggles have been around for a while. I have a pair my dog wears in the car, to keep stuff from blowing into his eyes when he sticks his head out the window.

    Magpie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you! For taking such good care of you dog!

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    Zoe's Mom
    Community Member
    6 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've actually seen a couple who had both of their small dogs wearing these.

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have sold it as "3d Save symbol with spilled coffee".

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These were all over the place like 20 years ago.

    Thomas Turnbull
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't use those disks anymore so a waste of money

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it the full name of the product? It's a little vague

    Loki
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you bring this to a concert it'll be...interesting

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Flag pole holder. Sure....

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "People usually buy vaseline with this."

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    Bacony
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fabulous ugly or F**king ugly? Why does "Fugly" mean TWO things?

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    Bacony
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just waiting for like a "Black widow spiders, TNT, and Razor wire" edition.

    Magpie
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it had redback spiders....but yeah imma Australian

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    Mosheh Wolf
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking the same thing - that's the third toilet seat with Stuff You'd rather Not Sit On.

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    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The top looks the same, but not the bottoms.

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