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Warning signs come in all shapes and sizes. While that sounds cliché, you still gotta admit that it is true—even more so when a sign breaks convention and casually throws a joke your way.

And those who get it might end up taking a picture and then posting it online. Perhaps, in a dedicated Facebook group called Funny Warning Signs. And then the rest of the world has a good laugh.

One effective warning sign, indeed.

#1

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Matthew Kober Report

Bored something
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2 years ago

How lovely of people

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    Francisco Scaramanga
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    The work of a master

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    #3

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    sbj
    Community Member
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    2 years ago

    For once, this method of troubleshooting won't help at all

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    #4

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    Matthew Kober Report

    I’ll have a treble thanks.
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Should be higher

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    #5

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    Matthew Kober Report

    Mohsie Supposie
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited)

    My life motto!

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    #6

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    Matthew Kober Report

    Clive
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    And that’s how we lost your mother, son

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    #7

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    Peppermallow
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Yeah, That makes the stress worse

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    #8

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    NapQueen
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    But I'm sure there wouldn't be anything better than watching beautiful human beings whilst having a purring cat on your lap.....can't believe I just said that!

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    #9

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    Matthew Kober Report

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    My kind of place!

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    #10

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    Matthew Kober Report

    I'm a Jimmy
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Would be better with an Oxford comma.

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    #11

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    Matthew Kober Report

    Stevie S
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Squeal, piggy, squeal

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    #12

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    Customikes Report

    sbj
    Community Member
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    2 years ago

    I'd better turn back now

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    #13

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    Ramone Longmore Report

    Helen Rohrlach
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Some cucumbers have more common sense.

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    #14

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    Matthew Kober Report

    Rizzo
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    As the old saying goes: You don't need a parachute if you want to jump out of a plane - you only need one if you want to jump out of a plane twice. ;)

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    #15

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    Stevie S
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Encore jellyfish...encore

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    Never miss a story that brings joy to the world. Add us on Google

    #16

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    Matthew Kober Report

    PurpleKU77
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Poor Mike

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    #17

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    Matthew Kober Report

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Fair enough

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    #18

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    Matthew Kober Report

    Mister E
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Would be good to put above my cat's litterbox

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    #19

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    Funny Warning Signs Report

    NapQueen
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    So THAT'S where I'm going wrong.

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    #20

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    Matthew Kober Report

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
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    2 years ago

    Best way to learn THAT lesson.

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    #21

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    Matthew Kober Report

    sbj
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    2 years ago

    Nice to see after whatever happened they still have a GSOH

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    #22

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    K- THULU
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    The scrolling dead....

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    #23

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    Matthew Kober Report

    Rob D
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Does the step ladder support you? ...then it's a real enough ladder.

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    #24

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    Marcel de Peijper Report

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
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    2 years ago

    Not a binding contract.

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    #25

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    Matthew Kober Report

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
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    2 years ago

    When the cow came nowhere near to jumping over the moon.

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    #26

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    Matthew Kober Report

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
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    2 years ago

    Coincidence or causation? Vote now.

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    #27

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    When you realize the best police cars in America are in Sandwich, Illinois

    Todd Wilbur Report

    I heart Boo-BI-es
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    2 years ago

    Except this is a picture of a Sandwich, MA police car. Source- It is my hometown.

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    #28

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    Matthew Kober Report

    BoredPossum
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Finally design that make sense.

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    #29

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    Matthew Kober Report

    Kylie
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Learnt that lesson as a kid.

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    #30

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    Roy Jewkes Report

    Pilla Lonn
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Same... 🙄

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    #31

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    Matthew Kober Report

    MP
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I, for one, welcome our ant overlords

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    #32

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    Joe Marcellino Report

    Dr. J
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Reminds me of one of my dad's best dad-jokes: You know why I quit golf? I kept falling off the ball washer.

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    #33

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    Anthony Mags Report

    sbj
    Community Member
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    2 years ago

    HaHa! That's a long time

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    #34

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    Matthew Kober Report

    Brian D
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited)

    There is a home-made sign like this near South River Ontario because so many people tried to follow a road which doesn't exist by using Google Maps.

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    #35

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    Matthew Kober Report

    Ali H M Salehuddin
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    The management does achieve its objective. To be able to put an actual screw, you need to cover the drink - which is they want anyway.

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    #36

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    Hyatt Earp Report

    Nike Pancakes
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Thank god for the red circle

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    #37

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    Matthew Kober Report

    Zaphod
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Driving while texting is six times more dangerous than driving drunk, according to the NHTSA. ( US National Highway Traffic Safety Adminstration)

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    #38

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    Matthew Kober Report

    NapQueen
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Hahaha!

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    #39

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    Matthew Kober Report

    My “in my head” Voice
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Fart squirrel is up there with trash pandas.

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    #40

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    Roy Jewkes Report

    María Hermida
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    No, you can't

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    #41

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    Matthew Kober Report

    Simona M.
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    🤘🤘🤘

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    #42

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    Matthew Kober Report

    WhyBother?
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Omg thanks so much i didnt know omg u savee my life omg thankkk youuu

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    #43

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    BoredPossum
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I smell a divorce.

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    #44

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    Hphizzle
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    42

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    #45

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    Matthew Kober Report

    I heart Boo-BI-es
    Community Member
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    2 years ago

    Maybe if they paid their employees more they wouldn't have to resort to stealing a bag of chips using various medical equipment.

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    #46

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    The Adventures of Finius the Skinniest Report

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
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    2 years ago

    Unfortunately, it's nowhere near a filling station or fishing spot.

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    #47

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    MP
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    You’re a restaurant sign, you don’t have a house.

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    #48

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    Stevie S
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Hell hounds

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    #49

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    MP
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Sex and cocaine.

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    #50

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    Roy Jewkes Report

    sbj
    Community Member
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    2 years ago

    Making Ice Cream is getting help

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    #51

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    Matthew Kober Report

    sbj
    Community Member
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    2 years ago

    They're being too optimistic again

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    #52

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    Bogdan Chelariu
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Why does it look so much like Shrek?!?! Especially with those side mirrors....

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    #53

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    Roy Jewkes Report

    Leigh
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I was at a fast food restaurant. I pointed out to my friend the fantastic four toys. I commented they have everybody except the invisible woman. My friend quipped oh she's there too.

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    #54

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    Pie
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    *you're

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    #55

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    S. E. in Indiana
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I really like this one, lmao.

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    #56

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    Roy Jewkes Report

    Kylie
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Hmmm

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    #57

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    Roy Jewkes Report

    Jonny Dio
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Need something for scale.

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    #58

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    Raymond Core
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Grammatically he is doing exactly as requested. More succinct is, "Please pick up your dog's poop".

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    #59

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    clairebear
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I need this.

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    #60

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    LooseSeal's $10 Banana
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    #69 right now. Nice.

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    #61

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    Tabitha
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Then take the damned hint, Bose, and don’t make it in the shape of a garbage can.

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    #62

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    Manana Man
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Worked for me.

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    #63

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    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I prefer this one, less violence....

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    #64

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    Matthew Kober Report

    Iampenny
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    For those of you who may not understand the story behind this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kia_Challenge

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    #65

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    Mint Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Presumably, one with icing.

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    #66

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    Tabitha
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I know too many people who would actually think they’re getting a great deal there. They’re the same people who thought—-and still think—-a 1/3 lb burger is smaller than a 1/4 lb burger. Makes me sad the educational system failed them so miserably—-until I realize they’d be just as stupid if they went to the best schools in the world.

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    #67

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    Matthew Kober Report

    Arenwy
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    As she should!

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    #68

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    Matthew Kober Report

    NapQueen
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    If staff ask to have a word with you in the toilets, RUN.

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    #69

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    Matthew Kober Report

    Panda On My Balcony
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    No, really?

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    #70

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    sbj
    Community Member
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    2 years ago

    It looks as if in this place the likely culprits Pole Dancing will be the Fathers

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    #71

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    Matthew Kober Report

    I’ll have a treble thanks.
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Indicative of a nice place to poop! Unpleasant toilets can ruin a good day or night !

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    #72

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    Roy Jewkes Report

    Lyop
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    This ......broke my brain.

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    #73

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    Matthew Kober Report

    I heart Boo-BI-es
    Community Member
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    2 years ago

    They are extremely observant

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    #74

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    Stevie S
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Be gentle

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    #75

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    Matthew Kober Report

    Bewarethere@gmail.com
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Oh dear

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    #76

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    Surenu
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    It's the original record of Mariah Carey's "All I want for Christmas"

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    #77

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    Kylie
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Sounds about right

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    #78

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    Matthew Kober Report

    Mark Wilson
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    plot twist: it's the same guy

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    #79

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    Matthew Kober Report

    María Hermida
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Technically true

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    #80

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    Roy Jewkes Report

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Glad they’re teaching basic physics here.

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    #81

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    Matthew Kober Report

    Poorpenny
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Too soon

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    #82

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    Matthew Kober Report

    MP
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Everyone - just close the lid entirely and f**k off. You’re letting the toilet spray germs when you flush with the lid open

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    #83

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    Matthew Kober Report

    Verfin22
    Community Member
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    2 years ago

    Go Dolphins!!

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    #84

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    Roy Jewkes Report

    ColdSteelRonin
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    In Nova Scotia maybe?

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    #85

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    Tabitha
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    However, the latter is what you will see the most and definitely want to avoid a close encounter with.

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    #86

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    Matthew Kober Report

    EP
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Closers. Hahahhahaha

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    #87

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    Roy Jewkes Report

    The Disneyland Duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    The noise a lawn mower would make...

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    #88

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    John Hirsekorn Report

    jasper
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    We had an oil place here that had pumpkin spice oil change on their sign...

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    #89

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    Matthew Kober Report

    Jen
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I want to know what the last sign underneath means - no fingertraps?

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    #90

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    Melinda Smith Cherry Report

    I heart Boo-BI-es
    Community Member
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    2 years ago

    The rules must be followed but not necessarily in that order

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    #91

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    Roy Jewkes Report

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Damn' Jesus did it again!

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    #92

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    Roy Jewkes Report

    Cristian A.
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Smart! If the smoke is too thick, you won't see the top one.

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    #93

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    Roy Jewkes Report

    Stevie S
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    What about munching rug, does that count?

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    #94

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    Lotekguy
    Community Member
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    2 years ago

    Not good for repeat business.

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    #95

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    trevor
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Coober Pedy Golf Course ... Australia ... Old Opal Mines are some of the hazards . 😃

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    #96

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    Matthew Kober Report

    Jahl
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Sponsored by: So You Think You Can Dance

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    #97

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    Matthew Kober Report

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
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    2 years ago

    Hard to predict one's ability to comply. Do the toilets come with appropriate tools to split the offenders into passable pieces?

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    #98

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    Roy Jewkes Report

    NinjaMagoo
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Back to school, UK version. Back to school, US version is aisle 34, guns and ammo... Ha ha ha

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    #99

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    Roy Jewkes Report

    NapQueen
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    I swear I've not had a drink this morning...does this make sense to anybody?

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    #100

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    John Williams Report

    Daria
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    🤭

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    #101

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    Roy Jewkes Report

    Kristof De Smet
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Jesus, stop running!

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    #102

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    Roy Jewkes Report

    Omiyaru
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    No

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    #103

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    Matthew Kober Report

    TheGoodBoi
    Community Member
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    2 years ago

    Trash pandas! Unite!

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    #104

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    Matthew Kober Report

    PythonZER0
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    For some reason, inflammable and flammable are the same thing. English is weird.

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    #105

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    Matthew Kober Report

    Mat Hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Seems like a fairly normal sign to me; presumably it's a pottery class of some sort.

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    #106

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    Michael Goshorn Report

    Stevie S
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Bet they had a foot long

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    #107

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    Roy Jewkes Report

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited)

    So exactly what kind of “toys” are in the “Adult Happy Meals”? Or do I not want to know?

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    #108

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    pics or it never happened - admin group Report

    MP
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    Ew wtf

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