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The bridesmaids should never outshine the bride. Some brides, however, seem to be taking this to the extreme when dressing up their maids of honor. Or maybe time changes fashion trends so much, that after some the style that was "in" starts to look simply ridiculous. Either way, Bored Panda has collected a series of vintage bridesmaids dresses that are so funny, that you'll probably feel sorry for the women who wore them.

The 70s fashion brought outrageous patterns, floppy hats, and undiscernable silhouettes to the mix, 80s fashion later added vivid color, spandex, and space-filling hairdos. No matter the era, though, these absolutely unique vintage outfits would make your silly Spongebob PJs look like a classy suit. Scroll down to check out the images and upvote your favorite outrageous fashion statements!

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And after the ceremony, they all went Christmas caroling.

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For shame! Skinning innocent couches!

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    Bonnie Blue Bird
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the bridesmaids will never out shine the bride :)

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    Mimis Nachbarin
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bridesmaid on the very rigth looks like Mia Farrow.

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Down market Princess Di.

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    Chicago Kitty
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dresses day "garden party" but the hats say "yippee ki yay". The groom's tux says "we'll be here all week, try the veal and don't forget to tip your warehouse."

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    Night Owl
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird. The bride looks the least happy

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    Aunt Messy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somewhere Tinkerbell is crying.

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    Cora Fields
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's where the Mylar space blankets went.

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    PBMc
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure the outfits are bad but I can't see them. My eyes are glued on the hair of the guy on the right.

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    Xiaolaohu
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this one might actually be a ballet?

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    Connie Martin
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put some wheels under this and you've got a pretty decent parade float.

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    Aunt Messy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's with the babushkas on the little kids?

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    Wynand
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blessed be the fruit.

    Dr. Cheri Hayes
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bride looks like she's under a noose. :O

    Fritz Kropfreiter
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mrs. Claus and her subordinate clauses.

    Ruth Beaty
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't care if it is near Christmas, don't dress your bridesmaids to look like Santa's elves.

    Trixster Million
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So go running for the shelter of your Santa's little helpers.

    Kirsa Rasmussen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when you are the brides maid at santa's wedding :-D

    Sarcasticow
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The rope behind the bride! Blessed be the fruit

    Sonia Olvera
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two Mrs. Claus? What the hell Santa??

    Amazon QT
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a candle on the brides head!

    diane a
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do wonder if some people still have their wedding album and proudly show it round at parties

    Samantha Bear
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if they got married around christmas, this would be nice.

    Linda Stephens
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I saw these dresses in White Christmas...

    Blue Cicada
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really?! No one's going to mention the weird panorama on the wall behind them?!

    Carol Anderson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not too bad christmas wedding but looks like the bride is wearing a fez

    Brenda Baker
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They shouldn't have signed that "Claus" in the pre-wedding contract.

    Jenny Blew
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Santa is missing his sister brides

    Mary Struck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not great, but not the worst of them.

    Clare Valentine
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing that was a Christmas wedding?

    Valerie Witter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are not nearly as bad as some.

    Kathy Geiger
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think to save money she decided to wear the wedding cake on her head

    Susan Mesick
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meet and greeters at Santa's workshop

    Wendy Yim
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its a Christmas wedding, look at the plants

    Kim Pratt
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like the groomsmen must be dressed like Elf on a Shelf..

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    Mrs. Claus called... she wants her dress back!

    Mare Freed
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    I like it! They're like Santa's daughters.

    Viviane Katz
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    Now casting for the supernatural horror flick "Bride of Santa"

    Lynn La Saga
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwwwe this is a cute Christmas wedding!

    ninyaabonitaa
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hohoho! Merry Christmas, Mrs. Claus (es?)

    Viviane Katz
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    Now casting for the horror flick, "Bride of Santa".

    Barbara Taylor
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The bride wore a hat box filled with Christmas cookies on her head."

    Carol Harrison
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bride and Santa's Helpers, not a fan of Christmas weddings.

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously not a Spring wedding.

    Godspeed
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a rope hanging right over a head. A sign of things to come?

    Lois Dimos
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They could get a job as Santa's elves

    Kathy Baylis
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me guess, Christmas wedding, maybe?

    Magpie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rather like these, do NOT like the scary background, nor the carpet camouflage.

    Ohio Hands
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live for Christmas so this one agrees with me XD

    Jeannie Hitt
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    KIND OF SWEET LOOKING...LIKE A BARBIE WEDDING

    Lynn Noyes
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    She's marrying Santa Claus?

    Nathalie Daoust
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bride and the two bridmaid spoil the pictures behind.

    Panda-monium
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is she marrying Santa Claus?? Because the already got the Christmas elves

    Gerry Higgins
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very christmassy. Did she come down the isle with sleigh bells jingling?

    Suzi Gauthier
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not bad for a Christmas wedding. Better than the purple ones.

    Rebekah
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear... the child in me loves this.

    Jonathan TARTESSE
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the painted rope behind, like she was hanged, haha !

    Stille20
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it bad that I kind of like it? I wouldn't do it now, but in it's time....

    Night Owl
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was the wedding on christmas? This way no one would forget the wedding day.

    Lizard Queen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Minus the faux fur, the dresses aren't that bad.

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually quite like these (for that time anyway!)

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dresses are blessedly simple. The issue here is the headgear. They look like someone re-purposed Easter decorations.

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    Nikki Ferguson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now these bridesmaids dresses are cool...unfortunately I don't think the groomsmen suits will ever come back in fashion

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    Brenda Baker
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Jimmy and I met when we both ordered a Tequila Sunrise at the bar...."

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I can hear is the theme to "The Simpsons."

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    Stille20
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually I think this is really classy for the time

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those dresses remind me of the non-slip decals we used to put in our bathtubs.

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you go inside the church, you'll see that all of the wallpaper in the hallways is gone.

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if the bride had an open wound that the Dr didn't want her licking?

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate to admit it but I think I like these ones! The bride looks lovely.

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable." George Costanza, Seinfeld.

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    Amanda Kirby
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly am not bothered by the oddness of the dresses. I just live how happy everyone looks. No one is trying to look cool; they seem genuinely happy to be part of the day.

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom designed the dresses and ran them up on her Singer.

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bride 'I'd like the bridesmaid dresses to clash please'.

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    Wynand
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was at that moment that Pinocchio become a real boy.

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it with all these floppy hats?

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    Lizard Queen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sneezing while holding confetti never ends well.

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