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The bridesmaids should never outshine the bride. Some brides, however, seem to be taking this to the extreme when dressing up their maids of honor. Or maybe time changes fashion trends so much, that after some the style that was "in" starts to look simply ridiculous. Either way, Bored Panda has collected a series of vintage bridesmaids dresses that are so funny, that you'll probably feel sorry for the women who wore them.

The 70s fashion brought outrageous patterns, floppy hats, and undiscernable silhouettes to the mix, 80s fashion later added vivid color, spandex, and space-filling hairdos. No matter the era, though, these absolutely unique vintage outfits would make your silly Spongebob PJs look like a classy suit. Scroll down to check out the images and upvote your favorite outrageous fashion statements!

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And after the ceremony, they all went Christmas caroling.

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For shame! Skinning innocent couches!

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    Bonnie Blue Bird
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the bridesmaids will never out shine the bride :)

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bridesmaid on the very rigth looks like Mia Farrow.

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    Down market Princess Di.

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    Chicago Kitty
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dresses day "garden party" but the hats say "yippee ki yay". The groom's tux says "we'll be here all week, try the veal and don't forget to tip your warehouse."

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    Night Owl
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird. The bride looks the least happy

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    Somewhere Tinkerbell is crying.

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    Cora Fields
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that's where the Mylar space blankets went.

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    PBMc
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure the outfits are bad but I can't see them. My eyes are glued on the hair of the guy on the right.

    Johnny Frostbite
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

    cwa92464
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure a human sacrifice was involved at the reception

    Lizard Queen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Minus the odd hoods, the dresses would be lovely. No hope for Mr. Combover 1974.

    Suzi Gauthier
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL I like the hoods but not the dresses, but not for a wedding.

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    Dian Ella Lillie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm making little whimpering noises...

    layne
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey there little red riding hood, you sure are looking good. your everything a big bad wolf ever needs. Aawwooohhhh!

    Cody Eriksen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I kinda wanna say the Bridesmaid dresses may be cultural...ish. I'm being serious.

    Suzi Gauthier
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm wondering if the hooded cover-ups are for Catholic weddings. They are still more strict about covered arms & heads in some Catholic churches, so I'm sure they were even more strict back then. So if you wanted bare arms & cleavage on your dresses, then a matching cover-up would make sense. Didn't you have to cover your head in a Catholic church back then also?

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    Zenozenobee
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brrr remind me the bad guy in The Village (movie)

    Light
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dresses reminds me of Snuggie.

    Valerie Anne
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On this episode of The Handmaid's Tale...

    Angela Williams
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    look at the size of them red shoes....sheesh...scary

    Lois Dimos
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where did they find those red platform shoes?

    Rachelle
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of Rosemary's Baby for some reason...

    Beeps
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has anybody else on here seen 'Don't look now'?

    Jennifer Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!

    Valerie Witter
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have too many comments for this one so I’ll pass.

    Patricia Ferrari
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bridesmaids better look out for the Big Bad Wolf

    Marguerite Monahan Grant
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Handmaids tale!,,, this whole thing is just hideous, if it wasn't for the bride I would not know what this picture was.

    Kathy Sampaga
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    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little Red Riding Hood bridesmaid dresses

    Susan Mesick
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure what's more disturbing-the Little Red Riding Hood outfits or that comb over

    Aine Desu Yoroshiku
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like the Handmaids from The Handmaid's Tale

    Aine Desu Yoroshiku
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why do they look like the Handmaids from The Handmaid's Tale?

    Chris Lion
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one expects The Spanish Inquisition!

    Devona
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's the pilgrimage to? 🤣

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    Looks like some warped version of the Imperial Guard...

    Mare Freed
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Renn Faire meets 4th of July. Boom!

    mca
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Himalayan rope throw of hair. Wow! Ouch

    Bored Bear
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the Red Guards from Star Wars

    Kelly
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The height difference and the pattern make me think of the Russian stacking dolls

    Melanie Zee
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda look like those nesting dolls

    RJ BERG
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WOW that's where they got the outfits for THE HANDMAIDS TALE...

    Carol Harrison
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only the maiden next to the bride is aware this is part of the cult initiation, and at the end of the ritual, she will be presented to a moose.

    BusLady
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the men look normal.

    Luisa Vasconcelos
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little red dress and Wolf weeding theme.

    Pat Wittorf
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try-outs for "Little Red Riding Hood"?

    Chiemi Honda
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bride looks pretty damn proud of her work...

    Kim Watkins
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loving the comb over on the groomsman on the right!!

    Lhia
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least, they all seem to be happy... and ready for a whole night long wedding party ! Look at those red platform shoes !

    Susan Asbury McCormack
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't go into the woods today. Bride and men look good, except for Norman Gunston, second from right.

    Leslie Feindel
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Imperial guards were in their wedding.

    Jeannine McCann
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So this is where The Handmaids Tale got the idea for the red cloaks......

    Lynn Noyes
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    Half-Red Wedding?

    Janell
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like the bride's smile is saying "Let's hear you complain about bridesmaid tasks now bitches..."

    Nathalie Daoust
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little red ridding hood scared the wolves.

    Erratic Elation
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad they took the masks off for the photo

    Kelly Dean
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, sorry. THIS is he Druid ritual. Has to be.

    Magdalina777
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first thought was they're having some kind of ritual sacrifice to The Wolf - whichever Red Riding Hood he likes, they will sacrifice.

    Panda-monium
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ready to start the satanic ceremony

    Sabal Minor
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The blond dude on left looks like Abba frontman! Damn the 70s were a trip, I miss those daze.

    Suzi Gauthier
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear half the guys back then looked like that. Kind of like spike haired guys in the 80's, shaved-head guys in the 2000's & Amish-beard men now. What was the 90's?

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    Judit Székely
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its like a lady gaga styled wedding

    Brenda Baker
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only the could have all worn hoods.....and covered their faces with them

    Mary M
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is definitely one of those WTF? moments...seriously...WTF? The dresses with the weird peek-a-boo front...puff sleeves...hoods...and then there is the hair of the guy on the right...dear God...did the groom have no other friends?

    Clara Midgley
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apart from the Ming’s Imperial Guard cloaks the outfits look pretty cool

    Dr. Cheri Hayes
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have eye bleach for @Dara and @Night Owl.

    Alexavia
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The girl on the brides left arm actually looks really pretty in that outfit. I'm just not too sure about the bold pattern of the slit-cloth... e.e

    Jessica Gunn
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, the shoes are pretty cool

    Magpie
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fairly sure those are some sort of European traditional dresses, Rather nice, bold. but the hair on the rightmost male.... no body should EVER be allowed out in that.

    Carol Anderson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG , red riding hoods and the and the 3 bad wolves

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this one might actually be a ballet?

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put some wheels under this and you've got a pretty decent parade float.

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    Aunt Messy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's with the babushkas on the little kids?

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually quite like these (for that time anyway!)

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dresses are blessedly simple. The issue here is the headgear. They look like someone re-purposed Easter decorations.

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    Nikki Ferguson
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now these bridesmaids dresses are cool...unfortunately I don't think the groomsmen suits will ever come back in fashion

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Jimmy and I met when we both ordered a Tequila Sunrise at the bar...."

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I can hear is the theme to "The Simpsons."

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    Stille20
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually I think this is really classy for the time

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those dresses remind me of the non-slip decals we used to put in our bathtubs.

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you go inside the church, you'll see that all of the wallpaper in the hallways is gone.

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if the bride had an open wound that the Dr didn't want her licking?

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate to admit it but I think I like these ones! The bride looks lovely.

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable." George Costanza, Seinfeld.

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    Amanda Kirby
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly am not bothered by the oddness of the dresses. I just live how happy everyone looks. No one is trying to look cool; they seem genuinely happy to be part of the day.

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mom designed the dresses and ran them up on her Singer.

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bride 'I'd like the bridesmaid dresses to clash please'.

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    Wynand
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was at that moment that Pinocchio become a real boy.

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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it with all these floppy hats?

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    Lizard Queen
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sneezing while holding confetti never ends well.

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