50 Pics And Memes That Sum Up The Dark Side Of The US

Kinda wholesome, no?

I laughed so hard . . . Is their something wrong with me?

That's a burn like without sunscreen

As a texan, yes. Mainly for the weather here. Yesterday it was 80 degrees, today it'll get down to freezing.

Priorities

Love it

Understandable...

Sadly that’s how it is

His laces are undone. She is standing on one. Please let him move first.

Well I guess this is fitting

I laughed.

Sorry, but I would do that for my cat too.

Country Roaaaaaads, take me hoooooome

Don't know whether to laugh or cry!

Ohio is for lovers

Merry Christmas you filthy sun-suckers

When you see this member of Meal Team Six in full Tacticool gear, you know the K-9 units are the brain of the whole operation.

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Wow, those are the biggest 'no-entry' spikes I have ever seen!

Probably going to get downvoted, but if the kids are destroying his property after repeatedly trying to reason with them, he is well within his rights and the Karen parents can just go have fun with themselves. No one is entitled to another person's property. I really can't blame the guy and can't help but wonder what happened for it to get to this point

Unfortunately for America, when some people here get stressed out, it isn't the grass that gets mowed down.

I love that movie and Yorki is the best!

Well they did technically prevent him from committing suicide, granted not in the most useful way.

Oreos stole the idea from Hydrox cookies !!!

Will I get downvoted if I say, "Good riddance to bad rubbish?"

Getting worked up about what skin color a fictional imaginary mermaid is …is unreal. So are you gonna get mad if my unicorn is pink and glittery and farts rainbows or is that way too LGBTQ for ya ? Lol

Made by someone who never set food in Cleveland. Edit: I live in Ohio. I like it here. But Cleveland is the only place I've ever had cops go the wrong way on a one way street to ask what I'm doing, and tell me to gtfo. I'm white, and was at a minor tourist attraction tucked into a residential neighborhood.

Source: Trust me bro

Just call me a Uber

Never happier than when at war.

This is cool

Sweet home Alabama, where your aunt can be your grandma

Not with those hollow points lol...

Whats Missouri?

That bus looks like it's about to give the truck a complimentary rhinoplasty.

bobby: wait you mean i cant simp on jeff bezos? do i have to cancel my prime now

Let natural selection take it's course

Imagine getting pulled over for wearing your seatbelt, then getting shot for getting out of your car before they ask you.

bringing freedom!

It's like the alleged Dutch tourists complaining about Switzerland, "You couldn't see almost anywhere, damn mountains blocking the views".

My current reality where I live is saying "it's so hot out, it's gotta be like .... 40 hots" and anyone in my country (and every other country in the world except 3 of them) would know exactly what I meant.

May as well have gotten a giant, 'L' tattooed. 🙄

Just checked. Of course it's Florida. When it's insane, it's always either them or Texas.

Schotland?

Gone to a foreign nation and kill the people who live there?

Oh... no.

The radiation levels are starting to get to poor Spongebob. Bikini atoll was one of the main test sites for atomic bombs in the early Cold War.

GROCERY STORE? GROCERY STORE? WHAT

The costume is pretty cool. Unless its 'dress up like your hero day', then you need to get the whip out ASAP.

As a civilian, there is no duty to use rank towards military. Rank is personal and does not extend to relatives anyway. This sticker is the well known mark of a species not-so-rare to meet in the wild near military bases, the dreaded Dependapotamus (Dependasaurus Uxorem)

As a lifelong Californian, both are VERY true!

Darwin award contender!

Same

I found love in the south... sweet tea.

wait this is actually kind of cool

Australia just crowned our first female Best Mullet winner!

If this table was in a gun shop/ hunting shop, it would be really fitting!

I could live with that

If only this were true...

I worked at a gas station on school holidays when I was around 14/ 15. (My own choice), just for extra cash. So I'm assuming it's legal here in South Africa also. Our actual legal age is 16 though, for proper jobs with contracts.

Barely even considered a skirmish by the Brits

He just tryna get his wife a kidney.

Yep those gays are going to outbreed the straights.

That Grove street? Explains a lot.

???????????? There is no such thing as a purebred American, you are all descendants from other Countries, you havent been in existence long enough yet.

Sounds fair to me

When an unstoppable force meets an immovable obect....