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How many times have you stopped in your tracks before replying to someone’s text, Pandas? Crafting a reply can be an art: a little funny, a little clever, and just a tad of self-deprecation can be the recipe for a real banger. Humor matters, especially when you’re trying to make a first impression. In fact, 92% of Hinge users say that a shared sense of humor is important when looking for a partner.

Knowing how to reply in a witty way can be a lifesaver, and not just when dating. A funny text can decrease tension, brighten up someone’s day, or inspire others when it’s on a list like this online. Bored Panda has collected the best screenshots from a dedicated IG page that collects hilarious texts and witty comebacks, so scroll down and check them out!

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    #7

    Savage text reply with snowman joke calling old snowman water

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    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    39 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aside from overuse of bro, this is a perfect joke.

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    #12

    Funny text about asking mom for money and acronym M.O.M

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    Mike Crow
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can hear my daughter saying this.

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    #23

    Savage text reply with pun about piano, tuna, and glue

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    MiniPurl
    Community Member
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it’s you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish.

    #31

    Savage text reply about going deaf ending the conversation quickly

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    Bewitched One
    Community Member
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    53 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha as a person who is hearing impaired, I love this