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How many times have you stopped in your tracks before replying to someone’s text, Pandas? Crafting a reply can be an art: a little funny, a little clever, and just a tad of self-deprecation can be the recipe for a real banger. Humor matters, especially when you’re trying to make a first impression. In fact, 92% of Hinge users say that a shared sense of humor is important when looking for a partner.

Knowing how to reply in a witty way can be a lifesaver, and not just when dating. A funny text can decrease tension, brighten up someone’s day, or inspire others when it’s on a list like this online. Bored Panda has collected the best screenshots from a dedicated IG page that collects hilarious texts and witty comebacks, so scroll down and check them out!

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Savage text reply misunderstanding losing an aunt as physically finding her

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16 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I expected Becky’s last comment to be like: Omg I’m so sorry you didn’t find her!

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    Savage text reply about wrong number ending party invitation abruptly

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    Savage text reply about mom making jokes and creation

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    Savage text joke about ball hitting in park

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    Premium     56 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An oldie but still a goodie

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    #5

    Savage text reply about having fast fingers in a message

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    Savage text reply about happiness and dyslexia ends conversation

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    Premium     58 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whooooosh!

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    #7

    Savage text reply about dad leaving note on microwave at three in the morning

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    Savage text reply with pun about piano, tuna, and glue

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    MiniPurl
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    Premium     2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it’s you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish.

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    Savage text reply with snowman joke calling old snowman water

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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aside from overuse of bro, this is a perfect joke.

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    #10

    Humorous text about girlfriend leaving due to pretending to be a Transformer

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    Savage text reply about helping grandma text on her new phone

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    Jeff White
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This exchange demands a clever, funny and insightful comment. Wish I could think of one.

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    Savage text joke about a stolen mood ring

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    #13

    Funny savage text replies making a library reservation pun

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    Savage text replies about money and trees in a funny mom and child conversation

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    Serial pacifist
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    10 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bushido - the art of collecting money from the bush.

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    Savage text reply about Google logo changes ends conversation swiftly

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    Jeff White
    Jeff White
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    57 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to refer to it as "The Google" from now on.

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    Never miss a story that brings joy to the world. Add us on Google

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    Savage text reply with magic trick ending with pregnancy reveal

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    #17

    Savage text replies ending argument by saying you're right

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    Savage text reply joking about texting from a microwave ending conversation

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    sbj
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    Premium     57 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You probably can do this now

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    Funny text about asking mom for money and acronym M.O.M

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    Mike Crow
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can hear my daughter saying this.

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    Funny savage text reply about taking Dora on a trip

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    Serial pacifist
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    7 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone here old enough to remember Sport Billy?

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    #21

    Savage text reply about broken Xbox in conversation

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    Savage text conversation about rejecting a compliment

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    Savage text reply about wedding plans and serving sandwiches

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    #24

    Savage text reply about not listening to girlfriend in savage text replies

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    #25

    Savage text reply from son revealing shocking news to dad humorously

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    Savage text reply about first kiss humorously ends chat

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    Jeff White
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ABSOLUTE height of 12 year old boy humor. These guys deserve an award.

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    #27

    Savage text reply where dad warns about blood while child jokes about stabbing

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    Savage text reply telling girl to buy a heater when cold

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    Savage text reply about crush calling themselves stupid

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    Text conversation about annoying friend forgiven with savage reply

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    Text reply about winning a fight with a teacher ending school update

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    Savage text reply about going deaf ending the conversation quickly

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    Premium     2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha as a person who is hearing impaired, I love this

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    #33

    Savage knock knock joke text ending with a no

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    Savage text reply about detention and diabetes joke to dad

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    Savage text reply joking about all people being buried in a cemetery to end conversation

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    Savage text about bad grades conversation with mom

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    Savage text reply about cheating with diet confusion

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    Savage text reply joking about liking bad boys and vitamins

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    Premium     52 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww, this is so sweet

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    Savage text reply about picking dad up with a prison welcome sign

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    Savage text reply about dating and breakups in savage text replies

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    Savage text reply about texting math homework at 2 AM

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    Savage text funny reply about eating in room when guests come

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    Savage text reply about ruining MacBook with cheese as a drunk prank

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    Savage text joke from dad to son about joke coming from mother

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    Witty text conversation about misunderstanding the movie title and love

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    Savage text reply about dropped phone and not answering friend messages

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    Savage text replies where friend is tricked about being grounded and home alone

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    Savage text reply explaining being late because Shrek is on TV

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    Savage text replies exchanging playful curses with harsh comebacks in messages

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    Savage text reply about pregnancy reveals surprising family text mix-up

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    Savage text reply about bed comfort ends flirty text conversation

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    #52

    Savage text reply jokingly misinterpreting ILY as I'm Leaving You.

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    Savage text reply revealing crush likes the sister, not the recipient.

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    Savage text reply postponing answers by saying phone left at school.

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    Savage text reply pun about annoyance with an unfinished sentence from dad.

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    Savage text reply accidentally breaking up then claiming wrong person in conversation.

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    Savage text reply to crush with missing letter joke in heart

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    Savage text conversation trick with boyfriend misinterpreting words

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    Savage text replies ending conversation with Animal Planet joke

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    Savage text reply about dad in court and broken leg caused by car accident

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    #61

    Savage text reply about waiting years without hearing back from a job interview

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    Savage text reply about getting a crush's number from a friend

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    #63

    Funny savage text where mom agrees to sleepover despite request to say no

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    #64

    Savage text reply about mutual love with a funny twist

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    #65

    Dad tells construction joke with savage text replies

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    #66

    Savage text reply about cheating with a math test in savage text replies collection

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    Savage text reply rejecting crush with clever alphabet joke

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    Savage text conversation about being ugly and hate

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    Savage text reply comparing someone to the sun in a humorous way

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    Funny text replies with a savage auto correct joke about liking and homework

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