A name tag is what introduces an employee to a customer, but sometimes they're so unfortunate that a good first impression is simply impossible. Just ask Ass. Manager Ashley or GIANT Johnson who gets pleasure from serving people. Bored Panda has collected some of the most unfortunate name tags, and they're so bad that they're hilarious.

From typography mistakes to improper name shortenings, these "personal business cards" look like they were designed only to shame employees. Scroll down to vote for your favorite images, upload new ones and remember that at least these people can take their name tags down, because others are stuck with unfortunate names for life.

#1

When Your Career Is Destined

When Your Career Is Destined

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Superluminal1
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Should work in Vegas with a name like that.

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I Had This Name Tag For 3 Years Before A Manager Filling In From Another Store Realized Exactly What It Said

I Had This Name Tag For 3 Years Before A Manager Filling In From Another Store Realized Exactly What It Said

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#3

My Friend Who Works At Ben And Jerry's Recently Got Promoted To Assistant Store Manager. This Is Her New Name Tag

My Friend Who Works At Ben And Jerry's Recently Got Promoted To Assistant Store Manager. This Is Her New Name Tag

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#4

My Friend Clint Just Got His New Work Shirt

My Friend Clint Just Got His New Work Shirt

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#5

My Co-Worker's Unfortunate Name Tag

My Co-Worker's Unfortunate Name Tag

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Jason Hook
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Man, you never see her coming, surprised the hell outta me last time

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#6

Just Some Dude

Just Some Dude

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#7

When You Start To Wonder If It's How They Punish Their Employees For Forgetting Their Name Tags

When You Start To Wonder If It's How They Punish Their Employees For Forgetting Their Name Tags

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CluelessLlama13
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol that name is from Spongebob. This is hilarious, but there's no way that's really this person's name.

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#8

She Was Destined For This Job

She Was Destined For This Job

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#9

Mahboobeh

Mahboobeh

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#10

So They Messed Up My Friend's Name Tag

So They Messed Up My Friend's Name Tag

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Hisseefit
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The high school students are going to love that one!

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#11

Unfortunate Name Tag

Unfortunate Name Tag

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#12

A. Boner

A. Boner

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Natascha Rennie
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wow, a supermarket from switzerland this surprised me was all like "hey i know that brand..." xD

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#13

When You Try To Pronounce It

When You Try To Pronounce It

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John L
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes oriental names can be so.......interesting.

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#14

I Wouldn't Trust This Eye Specialist....

I Wouldn't Trust This Eye Specialist....

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FlyGirl
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anyone else read that in Sgt. Schultz's voice?

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#16

When Your Parents Give You A Special Name

When Your Parents Give You A Special Name

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Jason Hook
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, true story real quick- My grandfather dates a girl named "Gay" years ago... that, kids, is why you never get a girlfriend's name tattooed on your leg

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#17

Unfortunate Name Tag

Unfortunate Name Tag

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#19

Something's Not Write Here

Something's Not Write Here

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rakuninaru
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I work as a Technical Writer and the t-shirts we got said "Techincal Writer"

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#20

Butt Mohammad

Butt Mohammad

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#21

Mr. Kiti

Mr. Kiti

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Kjorn
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

his friend when they called him: 'Hello Kiti!'

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#22

Apparently My Manager Got Fed Up With Me Forgetting My Name Tag

Apparently My Manager Got Fed Up With Me Forgetting My Name Tag

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#23

I Got In Trouble For Not Wearing My Name Tag To Work Today, So I Got To Wear This

I Got In Trouble For Not Wearing My Name Tag To Work Today, So I Got To Wear This

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#24

Ya Mom

Ya Mom

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#25

He Knows What Time It Is

He Knows What Time It Is

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Jason Hook
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So McLovin works in portable electronics.... seems like he should be working at Spencer's instead.

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#26

This Unfortunate Taxi Driver

This Unfortunate Taxi Driver

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Sharon Fucker

Sharon Fucker

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