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When Twitter shifted from its original 140 character limit to 280 characters in 2017, there was a collective fear that the art of the short joke would vanish. While a bit of that original magic is gone (not only due to character limitations but the character of its current owner), folks are still out there crafting jokes.

So we’ve gathered some of the best Tweets from women that made the internet laugh recently. Get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your own ideas in the comments section down below.

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    Screenshot of a humorous tweet by Ghostface Kryllah sharing thoughts that made people crack up online.

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    Ellinor she/they/elle
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    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't want "a woman who..." then leave her alone and go find "a woman who doesn't...". When in the dating world, find people you like, don't try to change people to be someone they're not.

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    The digital landscape has long been defined by the tension between infinite space and the restrictive walls of a text box. When social media first introduced the world to the concept of microblogging, many users felt that the strict character limit was a hindrance to profound expression. However, time has proven that these specific constraints are actually the primary engine for comedic innovation.

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    The psychological phenomenon where limited options lead to better outcomes is well documented in academic circles because it forces the human brain to bypass obvious solutions and seek out more clever paths. In the context of a joke, this means every single syllable must earn its place on the screen. The necessity of being brief acts like a digital whetstone that sharpens the blade of wit until only the most essential and impactful parts of a thought remain.

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    Screenshot of a woman’s humorous tweet about getting upset over grocery store layout changes, sharing thoughts that make people laugh.

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    Roxy222uk
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    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s worse when you work there. They don’t tell you in advance, nor when you arrive for work. You just discover it as you’re working.

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    #5

    Small wrapped strawberry candy found unexpectedly on a surface, capturing a funny moment shared by women online.

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    Crystalwitch60
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope lol, them things are vile ,

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    Twitter changing its character limit was controversial, as some thought it might just spell the end for what made it unique in the first place. Instead, the community simply found new ways to stretch their legs within a slightly larger cage. The beauty of the format lies in the forced marriage of the setup and the punchline.

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    Unlike a long essay or a spoken monologue, a tweet requires the writer to deliver the hook and the payoff almost simultaneously. This creates a high speed rhythm that mimics the best of stand up comedy. Because the reader can see the entire joke in a single glance, the timing is controlled by the writer through the clever use of line breaks and punctuation.

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    Tweet by a woman humorously addressing stereotypes about women sleeping, showcasing thoughts that made people crack up.

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    Beak Hookage
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sleeping is one of the few things you can still do for free without any advertising.

    #12

    Tweet about accomplishing tasks at home motivated by the threat of someone visiting, showcasing witty women’s thoughts.

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    fly on the wall
    Community Member
    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Deep clean" panic - my wife goes into this every time another woman is coming over, that and the bathroom has to sparkle. Why?

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    This visual delivery turns a simple sentence into a theatrical performance where the silence between the lines is just as funny as the words themselves. Furthermore, the brevity of the platform fosters a unique type of cultural shorthand. Users do not have the space to explain complex backstories, so they rely on shared experiences and memes to bridge the gap.

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    Screenshot of a funny tweet showing women sharing their thoughts that made people crack up online.

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    Daisydaisy
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    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that the French accent girl decided it was worth a try!

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    #15

    Tweet by a woman humorously sharing her thoughts about cows and their biggest fans in an online post.

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    Rob D
    Community Member
    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man in driver's seat here. Also cheering. 🐮

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    This creates a highly efficient form of humor where a single image or a two word phrase can invoke a massive amount of context. The concept that the best creative work is often the simplest is perfectly illustrated by the way a well timed tweet can capture the zeitgeist of a global event. When thousands of people are all looking at the same news story, the person who can boil the absurdity of the situation down to one perfect sentence becomes the hero of the timeline.

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    This competitive environment encourages a level of linguistic precision that is rarely seen in other forms of writing. Writers become experts at finding the exact word that carries the most emotional and comedic weight. The social feedback loop of the platform also plays a significant role in honing this craft.

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    Tweet from a woman humorously questioning why a car honked after she hit a curb, showcasing funny women's thoughts.

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    Janelle Collard
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    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? It's not like it's *their own* personal curb!

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    Because responses are instant, a comedian can test a premise and see it succeed or fail within seconds. This rapid iteration allows for the evolution of humor at an incredible pace. What started as a simple observation can be transformed by the community into a complex layer of irony and satire.

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    Screenshot of a humorous tweet by a woman about weak passwords and memory, showcasing funny thoughts by women.

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    Zig Zag Wanderer
    Community Member
    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worse. I have been setting passwords for my actual password manager for years now, and they never work. It always says 'invalid password or user name'. I have one device I cannuse with a fingerprint, no others because they need a login. I only just realised that the system is LETTING ME SET PASSWORDS THAT ARE INVALID AND THAT IS WHY THEY NEVER WORK! Unfortunately, i need to enter this password in order to change it. So my password manager is actively keeping me from my passwords....

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    This collaborative environment is often where the notion of the main character of the day originates. The brevity ensures that the jokes remain punchy and do not overstay their welcome. It prevents the rambling that often kills the momentum of a good story. By keeping things short, the writer leaves the reader wanting more, which is the golden rule of any entertainment medium.

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    #27

    Mannequin with a shark head wearing a sports bra in a store, highlighting unrealistic body standards for women humor.

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    Jeff White
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    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know how to respond to this post, but I really like it. Made me snort / laugh.

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    Ultimately, the character limit is not a barrier to creativity but a catalyst for it. It turns every user into an editor and every thought into a puzzle. By removing the ability to be verbose, the platform highlights the elegance of a concise thought. The most memorable jokes are often the ones that feel like they were carved out of marble, with every unnecessary bit of stone chipped away until only the art remains.

    #29

    Tweet by a woman humorously sharing thoughts about buying cat litter on Valentine’s Day, making people crack up.

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    Janelle Collard
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    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just don't go in your pajamas and UGG boots...

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    This focus on economy and impact has changed the way we communicate and has proven that sometimes the smallest boxes provide the biggest stages for the imagination. Whether it is a clever observation about daily life or a sharp critique of a global trend, the power of the short form message continues to define modern humor in a way that longer formats simply cannot replicate.

    #31

    Tweet screenshot showing a woman sharing a funny thought about the feminine urge to say ouch when bumping into things.

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    Jeff White
    Community Member
    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, I am a guy and I do that also. I think it's ok because I am ashamed about it.

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    #38

    Screenshot of a humorous tweet where a woman shares a funny observation about her roommate's guest using her conditioner.

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    Talis
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And does it fit him? 😁

    #40

    A humorous tweet by a woman sharing a funny drunk lying story that made people crack up online.

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    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once convinced a man that my body hair grew through purple but that it looked so odd I had to dye it a natural colour. We were both pretty drunk.

    #41

    A humorous tweet showing a witty thought from a woman that made people crack up online.

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    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can never keep track of the base numbers.

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    #43

    Tweet from Holly Stallcup humorously referencing popular girl handwriting, part of women’s funny thoughts that made people crack up.

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    marianne eliza
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know what it looked like in 1977. But now I doubt any of them know cursive.

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    #50

    Paper bag with green text reading lookie lookie I've got a cookie shared as a funny moment by women online.

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    Ipetmykitteh
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my world, “cookie” is slang for “lady parts”

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    #51

    Screenshot of a humorous social media post showing reactions that made people crack up with funny women's thoughts shared online.

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    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had Fischer skis, way back when. And what is Timee? Timmy? [Irrelevant, yes. That's the point.]

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    #55

    Tweet showing a humorous woman’s thought about receiving a soap candle gift that made people crack up.

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    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't ask, I just open it and then think about who I can regift it to. The alternative isn't much better- as a teacher I get a lot of food I can't eat because I'm coeliac.

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    #64

    Legs with sunburn showing fishnet pattern, a funny moment shared by women that made people crack up.

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    Huddo's sister
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess that warning I read the other day about making sure you wear sunscreen under your mesh/lace clothing doesn't just apply to pride events :)

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    #65

    Woman at store buying large quantities of candles, showing a funny moment shared by women that made people crack up.

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    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She be reselling those candles.

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    #68

    Tweet from a woman sharing a funny thought about dreams, illustrating times women shared their thoughts and made people laugh.

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    Ipetmykitteh
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing like a virtual high five to yourself.

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    #70

    Tweet from a woman sharing a funny story about her ex using her Netflix account, making people crack up online.

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    Tea Drinker
    Community Member
    29 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooo! This one gave me shivers! I like it.

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