We've seen our share of crappy design, but store shelves are so abundant with them, there's always more to poke fun at. For example, toys. They're usually designed and made by adults, so you'd expect a considerable amount of consideration before manufacturing them, right? Well, not so much. Bored Panda has collected some of the most questionable toys to prove that some designers have no clue what they're doing.

From a doll head, used as an actual pony tail to a psychotic Elmo, it seems ridiculous someone actually greenlighted these ideas. We're pretty sure, however, that the employees who did had a 'long talk' with their bosses after the fact. Scroll down to check out what we mean and vote for the ones that made you cringe the most.

#1

My Dog Destroyed Her Toy Cactus, And There Was Another Sad Cactus Inside

My Dog Destroyed Her Toy Cactus, And There Was Another Sad Cactus Inside

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Sancha Fung
Community Member
3 years ago

Maybe it is just to show that while they may show happiness, they are sad inside.

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#2

Chinese Toy

Chinese Toy

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Christophe Beunens
Community Member
3 years ago

it's a trojan horse

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#3

This Unfortunately Designed Kid's Balloon

This Unfortunately Designed Kid's Balloon

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Harry
Community Member
3 years ago

I am laughing to death.

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#4

My Little Sister's Toy Looks Like It Just Smoked Itself Into A New Era

My Little Sister's Toy Looks Like It Just Smoked Itself Into A New Era

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Aahzmandus Pervect
Community Member
3 years ago

Smokeysaurus

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#5

When Designer Is Tired Of Drawing

When Designer Is Tired Of Drawing

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gabiru
Community Member
3 years ago

Love the caption!!!

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#6

My Four-Legged Duck

My Four-Legged Duck

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Vlad Horobet
Community Member
3 years ago

The monster of Duckness.

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#7

Cinderella's Nose Job Didn't Go As Planned

Cinderella's Nose Job Didn't Go As Planned

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Prashant Karnath
Community Member
3 years ago

She is still a 10

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#8

Austria. Home Of Kangaroos And Deserts

Austria. Home Of Kangaroos And Deserts

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Phil.
Community Member
3 years ago

haha that's a classic. That's why they sell t-shirts in Austria saying "No kangaroos in Austria"

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#9

Why ??

Why ??

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
3 years ago

Though looks like very much intentionally done thing. But still I will drink from it.

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#10

These Figurines

These Figurines

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gabiru
Community Member
3 years ago

I knew it!

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#11

Hmmm

Hmmm

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Alusair Alustriel
Community Member
3 years ago

Why would you try and undress him in the first place?! Don't do that! :D

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#12

Go Home, Belle, You're Drunk

Go Home, Belle, You're Drunk

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Adogcalledkitty
Community Member
3 years ago

Party hard!

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#13

This Fantastic Toy

This Fantastic Toy

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nanashi
Community Member
3 years ago

true story: I had something like this as a kid (4/5yo) and I really thought that's what the male genitalia does (I can't ask then, culture thing). fast forward a year or so I had a dental emergency and my dad taking me to the dentist and decided to use his motorcycle so we can get there faster. I was so shocked I really thought he'd really would do the thing but I was even more shocked when he didn't bc I thought he didn't do it bc of my sake. what if the police stopped him for not putting the thing in the thing?? anyway, I learned the real thing soon after. I felt so stupid.

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#14

Shhh... It'll Be Over Soon

Shhh... It'll Be Over Soon

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Ani
Community Member
3 years ago

"Elmo hugs back & so much more!" - Omg, is that really what is written over there :D :D :D Creepy ...

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#15

I Am A Sweet Baby. Let's Have Fun Together

I Am A Sweet Baby. Let's Have Fun Together

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Jenn
Community Member
3 years ago

i think that baby is going to shank someone.....!

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#16

Prevent Your Kid From Being Afraid Of The Dark

Prevent Your Kid From Being Afraid Of The Dark

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morgan jeffries
Community Member
3 years ago

Always knew Minnie was evil

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#17

I Don't Remember That Part Of Sleeping Beauty

I Don't Remember That Part Of Sleeping Beauty

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Andrew Gibb
Community Member
3 years ago

looks like the horse is blindfolded as well

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#18

You Can Shave Your Baby

You Can Shave Your Baby

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Nash Nopper
Community Member
3 years ago

wtf?

Cashew
Community Member
3 years ago

Possibly a Chindogu. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chind%C5%8Dgu Still, to me, the hidden message is: ppl should shave, hair is bad.

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Anastasia B
Community Member
3 years ago

Who came up with that??? And why???

LoneWolfie
Community Member
3 years ago

Exactly. Just why

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Ani
Community Member
3 years ago

hahahah, I wanted to write something smart but just ... speechless ...

Zori the degu
Community Member
3 years ago

Ani, wow. I feel you. Same here! :D

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Grecia Colmenares
Community Member
3 years ago

This is NOT a toy... This is an art project created by Zbigniew Libera - polish artist. He is also famous for his LEGO Concentration Camp.

Janelle Kent
Community Member
3 years ago

Cave baby from the hills of Scotland.

anna k
Community Member
3 years ago

It's a work by artist Zbigniew Libera. z7317290V-...be6cb9.jpg z7317290V-You-Can-Shave-the-Baby-z-roku-1995-5a5fcebbe6cb9.jpg

Diane Herman
Community Member
3 years ago

People are very loose with that term "art".

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Catlady6000
Community Member
3 years ago

So.. When you shave it, do you find out if it's a boy or a girl?

Gwen Johnson-Brown
Community Member
3 years ago

Shave, hell...GET THE WAX!

Phoebe Bean
Community Member
3 years ago

Still hideous, before and after shaving it...

Jenn
Community Member
3 years ago

why???!

A S Koziol
Community Member
3 years ago

I think this is the creepiest thing I've ever seen

Ann Ros'a
Community Member
3 years ago

WHATVTHE ACTUAL FUCK!!! Ohbthe Japanese are such a weird culture!! And it’s a Ginger too! *smh*

Tracey Martens
Community Member
3 years ago

You can probably get them out of vending machines there...super creepy.

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Kimberly Robinson
Community Member
3 years ago

Um, is that supposed to be a little caveman baby?

Stephanie Hazeem
Community Member
3 years ago

oh this is creepy.

Milda Mockūnaitė
Community Member
3 years ago

To shave....baby?... BABY?...

Ciara Reed
Community Member
2 years ago

What the heck

Banana Chan
Community Member
3 years ago

This is not a family friendly toy

Karynne Williams
Community Member
3 years ago

I am so damaged right now.

Candace Formosa
Community Member
3 years ago

petition to shave the baby

Reike Räubertochter
Community Member
3 years ago

Holy crap. This will give me nightmares.

Daniëlle Bakker
Community Member
3 years ago

Why would they make that in the first place? Kids don't wanna shave their doll...

Laura Zaini
Community Member
3 years ago

why????

Laura Zaini
Community Member
3 years ago

omg

Tiny Dynamine
Community Member
3 years ago

I think the designer has never seen a person naked, not even himself!

Sierra Batten
Community Member
3 years ago

Why is this a thing?

Keira Enriquez
Community Member
1 month ago

why

Rogers Brewer
Community Member
2 months ago

💇🏼

Zoila Flores Pena
Community Member
3 months ago

I'm never shaving him if he's naked. Also he's too young.

Violet Poterbin
Community Member
8 months ago

Why

Catastrophic Stupidity
Community Member
1 year ago

Goochy goochy goo!

Catastrophic Stupidity
Community Member
1 year ago

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The Winged Areo
Community Member
1 year ago

Don’t shave it there

Tessa Niznik
Community Member
1 year ago

just like daddy!

Emlyn Vo
Community Member
2 years ago

Jesus

Misguided Ghosts
Community Member
2 years ago

I saw this from gradeaundera

Laura Elonen
Community Member
2 years ago

The only thing I would do to that thing is pour some gasoline on it and light a match.

Regina Heffler
Community Member
2 years ago

hahahahah stop, i can't this is so weird!!! WHY?

Isabel Rimondi Houwing
Community Member
2 years ago

Oh dear

BA Lubert
Community Member
2 years ago

Nope!

Axel Joli
Community Member
2 years ago

Gingers have no soul ...

Desiré Yen
Community Member
2 years ago

Why would anyone want to shave a baby😯

Thegreatcountryofverden
Community Member
2 years ago

What the hell is that? Why the hell is that?

Furious_Lover
Community Member
2 years ago

Oh hail naw

Esther
Community Member
2 years ago

Why would you be shaving a baby? Just why"

Nuniek Widiayani
Community Member
3 years ago

why?? ...i mean.. why??

Juuli Seppänen
Community Member
3 years ago

Who has a baby that hairy!? :D

Shannon Stenshorn
Community Member
3 years ago

What the actual fuck ???!!! As Mallory Messina would say.

Claudia Kahana
Community Member
3 years ago

i wonder whats under that hair......

mindfkr
Community Member
3 years ago

Id rather pluck it instead.

Kim Lorton
Community Member
3 years ago

Precocious baby doll, not for kids.. ew!

Joanne Hudson
Community Member
3 years ago

No words

kuikkaP
Community Member
3 years ago

WTAF!!?

Bernice Wittwer
Community Member
3 years ago

I actually laughed so hard and long I cried 😂😂😂😂😂

Martin
Community Member
3 years ago

WoW... now thats what I call a full bush

Dr. Incognito
Community Member
3 years ago

who would have a f****** baby that needs to be shaved wtf same with nash

Rose Hogue
Community Member
3 years ago

Cromagnum doll?

Bethany Lingle
Community Member
3 years ago

bUT WHY?

Rachel Kunsman Berosh
Community Member
3 years ago

Ed Sheeran looks so young here!

Tamara Keegan
Community Member
3 years ago

What in the name of all that is unholy is this?!? A strange toy for a pedophile with a hair and shaving fetish?! Why?! Why!? Why Black Jesus?!?!

Diane Herman
Community Member
3 years ago

But why?????

Jon Chevalier
Community Member
3 years ago

only red heads??

Waldek55555
Community Member
3 years ago

This is not a toy. This is work of polish modern artist Zbigniew Libera.

Loz Tilston-Brookes
Community Member
3 years ago

omg!!

Isabel Care
Community Member
3 years ago

burn it off, then keep the fire going til it's all gone

Isa TraBu
Community Member
3 years ago

I cannot unsee this.

Sushi Smack
Community Member
3 years ago

that is unnatural

Lisa Greene
Community Member
3 years ago

Why?

Rin Rin
Community Member
3 years ago

What the fresh hell is this

Liam Troncalli
Community Member
3 years ago

? wut

Zaliyah Whitaker
Community Member
3 years ago

this isn't a real thing

KT Trondsen
Community Member
3 years ago

OMG WTF!

berna zapominszki
Community Member
3 years ago

Nooo!

Rick Penn
Community Member
3 years ago

Eeeeewwwww !!!!

Kasia Muszyńska
Community Member
3 years ago

O.M.G.

Lisa Lane
Community Member
3 years ago

why is this even a thing? >_>

kathryn stretton
Community Member
3 years ago

Wouldn't fancy changing this one's diaper

Paul Osborne
Community Member
3 years ago

Back, sack and crack

Mark Guith
Community Member
3 years ago

Uhh....merkin gone wild!?

Petra Marczis
Community Member
3 years ago

nooo :D why??

Toomas Vilik
Community Member
3 years ago

Always remember to shave your ass!!!

Allana Rose
Community Member
3 years ago

OMG!! I actually snorted soda out of my mouth when I saw this one!! *LOL*

Karen Attwood
Community Member
3 years ago

WTF

Pernille Dyre
Community Member
3 years ago

I can’t vore for this.... it’s so stupid, ugly.... I just..............

Joyce Berman
Community Member
3 years ago

That is truly gross!

Rebekah
Community Member
3 years ago

Wait, what? WHAT??

Mark Kelly
Community Member
3 years ago

wtf?

lindsayaotter
Community Member
3 years ago

Ginger babies, I have heard are the spawn of Devil.

Raven Mystique
Community Member
3 years ago

OMG! On What Planet? Planet Of THE APES????? LOL LOL LOL

Ann Declercq
Community Member
3 years ago

priceless :-o

Katinka Min
Community Member
3 years ago

That does not look like a toy for children

Roberto A
Community Member
3 years ago

O.....M....G!!!!!

Megan FitzKimble
Community Member
3 years ago

The baby has more body hair than my hubby does!

Megan FitzKimble
Community Member
3 years ago

And in weirder places!

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Pandaren
Community Member
3 years ago

Those toy producers have nothing else to do

PsychoPrincess
Community Member
3 years ago

This was in a YouTube video about the 25 worst children's toys ever made I saw that the other day with my roommate funniest thing I've ever watched they also had the pee and poop baby and a functional stove 1/10 scale that kids could play with that would heat up to over 400 degrees the 1920s werent good for kids lol

Judy Semmens
Community Member
3 years ago

I had a mini cooker which used night light candles to cook things. I think I'd have been about 6 or 7 when I used to fry onions on it. Some parts of the world are less safety-conscious than others.

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Daniëlle Raats
Community Member
3 years ago

Error"£$%!£$$

Elise Mon
Community Member
3 years ago

early education for baby maybe

Paris Alagic
Community Member
3 years ago

that's very...... ORANGE

Queen Nehelenia
Community Member
3 years ago

O.O

gabiru
Community Member
3 years ago

No thanks!

Coconut
Community Member
3 years ago

it is a fake toy, no one would actually make that.

Chris Walters
Community Member
3 years ago

There is nothing more to do than laugh. And realize your retinas will be the same.

Gita Mamba
Community Member
3 years ago

Eish!

Merijo Dietrich
Community Member
3 years ago

just why?

Elizabeth Molloy
Community Member
3 years ago

They must think Westerners are very hirsute from birth!

nazan fidan
Community Member
3 years ago

yeah makes sense when i see the japanese or chinese or korean on the box. They luuuv those disgusting toys.

Anna Brandigi
Community Member
3 years ago

y do you feel the need to make this a race thing? just have some water, exfoliate your skin, and mind your damn business

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gabiru
Community Member
3 years ago

kinky (part 2)

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#19

If Santa's Late, You'll Know Why

If Santa's Late, You'll Know Why

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Miss MonMon
Community Member
3 years ago

Looks happy too.... he only comes once a year, after all.

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#20

My Nephew Has A Toy Dinosaur Which We Call "Sneaky Dinosaur" Because He Looks Rather F****** Sneaky

My Nephew Has A Toy Dinosaur Which We Call "Sneaky Dinosaur" Because He Looks Rather F****** Sneaky

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Muhammad Cisco Zulfikar
Community Member
3 years ago

Sneaky sneaky

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#21

Winnie The Pooh

Winnie The Pooh

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just a thought !
Community Member
3 years ago

Nightmare inducing material right there

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#22

You Had One Job

You Had One Job

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
3 years ago

Well I would buy the right one...unique

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#23

In The Disney Villains Deck Of Playing Cards, The Queen Of Hearts Is The Three Of Clubs

In The Disney Villains Deck Of Playing Cards, The Queen Of Hearts Is The Three Of Clubs

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Anonymous Doorknob
Community Member
3 years ago

So that's why she's raging on the card!

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#24

Paw Concentration Camp

Paw Concentration Camp

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Jenn
Community Member
3 years ago

wow.........

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#25

Children's Toys Are Getting More And More Realistic

Children's Toys Are Getting More And More Realistic

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
3 years ago

Nothing wrong with this one. At least they were sane enough to keep the lengths in 'check'!

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#26

This Toy

This Toy

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Adogcalledkitty
Community Member
3 years ago

For educational purposes

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#27

What

What

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Andrew Gibb
Community Member
3 years ago

and I was wondering if web just came from Spiderman's hands

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#28

The Description On This Toy's Packaging Is Brutally Honest

The Description On This Toy's Packaging Is Brutally Honest

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Monica Jfk
Community Member
3 years ago

At least they're honest bout it

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#29

This Toy Is Having An Identity Crisis

This Toy Is Having An Identity Crisis

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Sancha Fung
Community Member
3 years ago

Misleading for children.

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#30

Hey, Should We Paint The Bottle White? Nah, Leave It Flesh Coloured

Hey, Should We Paint The Bottle White? Nah, Leave It Flesh Coloured

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Susan Forbes
Community Member
3 years ago

They start young, don't they?

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#31

'Real Life' Expression On A Doll

'Real Life' Expression On A Doll

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gabiru
Community Member
3 years ago

Yep. Me. All the time!

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#32

How Many Noses Does This Guy Really Need?

How Many Noses Does This Guy Really Need?

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Sancha Fung
Community Member
3 years ago

This is funny..

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#33

Classic Batman Squirt Gun... Really?!

Classic Batman Squirt Gun... Really?!

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Muhammad Cisco Zulfikar
Community Member
3 years ago

That's just wrong in so many ways

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#34

Harry, You Look So Real!

Harry, You Look So Real!

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Anastasia B
Community Member
3 years ago

Smurf Harry?

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#35

This Is Why I Like To Go To My Local Dollar Shop And To The Toys Section

This Is Why I Like To Go To My Local Dollar Shop And To The Toys Section

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Adogcalledkitty
Community Member
3 years ago

Cheaper than in a sex shop. I guess. I can't know.

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#36

So My Mother Had A Doll Made Based Off Of A Picture Of Me As A Baby

So My Mother Had A Doll Made Based Off Of A Picture Of Me As A Baby

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Nash Nopper
Community Member
3 years ago

holy crap!

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#37

My Wife Bought These Baby Toys... Little Worried About Them

My Wife Bought These Baby Toys... Little Worried About Them

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morgan jeffries
Community Member
3 years ago

Baby is not going to know, but you may giggle yourself to death

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#38

I Imagine The Designer Giggling The Whole Time

I Imagine The Designer Giggling The Whole Time

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Shane Allon
Community Member
3 years ago

Fun Scissoring with Wonder woman. Now its possible!!!!

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#39

Who Is Responsible For This Monstrosity?

Who Is Responsible For This Monstrosity?

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Adogcalledkitty
Community Member
3 years ago

Well, it does say 'funny toys'.

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#40

I Do Not Claim To Be As Smart As Animal Planet Zoologists But I Do Believe This Package Contains False Information

I Do Not Claim To Be As Smart As Animal Planet Zoologists But I Do Believe This Package Contains False Information

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Cashew
Community Member
3 years ago

American idea, chinese production, latin buyers.

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#41

Wolverine Inflatable Toy

Wolverine Inflatable Toy

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
3 years ago

I think someone is doing this deliberately. 4th such balloon, can't be co-incidence.

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#42

So A Friend Of Mine Works At A Toy Store, And This Is What He Came Across

So A Friend Of Mine Works At A Toy Store, And This Is What He Came Across

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Ladies and Gentlemen
Community Member
3 years ago

why I am feeling like I have a mild concussion.

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#43

Children's Or Adult Toy?

Children's Or Adult Toy?

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Jenn
Community Member
3 years ago

what the...........

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#44

This Creepy Teddy Bear

This Creepy Teddy Bear

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Vlad Horobet
Community Member
3 years ago

Bear version of Alien or c-section birth?

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#45

Water Bottle Designed For Young Girls

Water Bottle Designed For Young Girls

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Lachlan Steininger
Community Member
3 years ago

$54 !?!?

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#46

Uhh... Spongebob?

Uhh... Spongebob?

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rakuninaru
Community Member
3 years ago

This is sooo wrong

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