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Judging people by their favorite things is not new, especially now when friendships are made on the basis of one's favorite soda or social media platform. Things would be much easier if we'd get to automatically know someone's top 5 list, like their favorite meals, TV shows, or places to hang out in.

One Reddit user decided to put his own spin on the concept of 'top 5' and asked people to list five random things without revealing the category so he could guess it. "I thought it would be a fun thread to get other Reddit users having fun, where they'd all participate and make their own guesses at the funny things listed -- like the old "explain the plot of a film poorly" posts," he said Bored Panda. It turns out, it proved to be one of the hilarious threads in a while with some brilliant out of context replies and references. "I looked at the random topic list and figured out the answer, then did my best not to give that answer. I used to participate in a program called Odyssey of the Mind as a kid and it involved a section called the spontaneous problem," he explained how he came up with all the brilliant guesses. Scroll down below to check some of these funny answers out, and don't forget to vote and comment on your favorites.

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#1

Top 5 Things

HeadsInTheFreezer Report

Night Owl
Community Member
8 years ago

LMAO

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    Top 5 Things

    soomuchcoffee Report

    Randy Dhuyvetter
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    He turned that around

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    #3

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    linkrules2 Report

    Alexandra Perry
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Excellent answer! I can picture it in my mind! (unfortunately!)

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    #4

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    derawin07 Report

    Kenny Kulbiski
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Sacrilege! How are you supposed to get your daily requirement of grease and cholesterol with all that stuff.

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    #5

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    aether_tech Report

    Linda Hobart
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Funny!

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    #6

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    Tobanis1978 Report

    diane a
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Haha

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    #7

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    -80watt- Report

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Don't give them ideas

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    #8

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    Elbordel Report

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Oh god no, please no no no

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    #9

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    send_recipes_plz Report

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Or were born with it (who would change their name to Dylon? It's a fabric dye.)

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    #10

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    pikipupiba Report

    Curious Cat
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Kid just asked 'whats Cow girl'? er... uh...

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    #11

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    twio_b95 Report

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    LOL, thanks for that :D

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    #12

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    RandomRiver Report

    Collin Dun
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    it asked top five, not to name them all. Red was a douche.

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    #13

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    harmonica16 Report

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Oh no! Poor baby!

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    #14

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    autiqueer Report

    karen snyder
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    We all knew that a Ferengi could be gay and Roger Rabbit was madly in love with Jessica. Besides, this one was easy; They've all got Huge Ears!

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    #15

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    memory_cleared Report

    Kenny Kulbiski
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    An old salt, ( must have been 23 or 24) once told me to only eat soft food when you're getting drunk. That way it doesn't hurt as much when you throw up in the middle of the night. Worked for me.

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    #16

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    naughtius Report

    Curious Cat
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    translated " buy me two x-boxes"

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    #17

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    auricwing Report

    Curious Cat
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    movies my wife watches when i am out with the guys.

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    #18

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    wuop Report

    Curious Cat
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    men my wife prefers over me.

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    #19

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    hutdonuttuttut Report

    Curious Cat
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    words that begin with the letter...er uh... T?

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    #20

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    idahofarmgirl Report

    karen snyder
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    I believe those are all brands of sewing machines.

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    #21

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    Teh_swimmly Report

    Randy Dhuyvetter
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    How wonky is your table that you need to put a boat under there?

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    #22

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    Trippytick419 Report

    John Watson
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Xyqrer the confused. I own that one.

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    #23

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    Dagon8 Report

    Fluffy Fin
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Gotta make sure you get enough of Ariana Grande ;)

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    #24

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    nt9945 Report

    Curious Cat
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Star wars sequels!!

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    #25

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    FutureWaves Report

    Chelle Jones
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Top 5 documentaries of 2018

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    #26

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    swtadpole Report

    Kesyra
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Breasts of steel

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    #27

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    pussymagnet2000 Report

    Omnivorous
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Nerd gang signs.

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    #28

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    DocLeWolfe Report

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    The ages of Mick Jagger's children.

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    #29

    Top 5 Things

    WalkingTaco42 Report

    Chelle Jones
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Five things most people don't care about.

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    #30

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    PM_ME_UR_PRIDE-N-JOY Report

    Bored Fox
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    At my local Pokémon Go Whatsapp group one dude is trying every day to find a new version of Toto's Africa. He must love that song very much. There must be thousands of different covers of that song.

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    #31

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    vodka_twinkie Report

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    If you use the words sex toys broadly and if you're creative...

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    #32

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    ThePickleWizard Report

    Curious Cat
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    people not invited to my birthday party

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    #33

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    ibrahero Report

    Curious Cat
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    people invited to my birthday

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    #34

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    lunaownz Report

    Curious Cat
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    What i wish i could eat every day with 0 calories.

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    #35

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    GlassOfWater
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    When people say Isle of Man I think if the Isle of Man TT races. I swear those riders must have balls the size of melons to race there!

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    #36

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    Tsurja Report

    Linda Hobart
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    This list!

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    #37

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    reinemanc Report

    blugeagua
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    And no women, how sad.

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    #38

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    bopeepsheep Report

    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Of course ^^

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    #39

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    Classified0 Report

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Top 5 attempts to circumvent the username you wanted to register.

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    oldfactory_nerve Report

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    8 years ago

    Top 5 acts booked for Thripleton Folk Festival 2018.

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