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This is so cool. Both.

Finally, someone who gets it!

There are many good reasons to not want kids (most of them problems for one self, the kids, the world...) so in my book not selfish. It's more selfish to want kids just to procreate. What could be more selfish than that? That being said: it's ok to sometimes be selfish.

I got so tired to being the one to put in then mental effort and planning for ordinary every things. My husband and I talked about it, and now whilst I am planning the menu, composing the shopping list etc, he is washing dishes, doing the laundry, vacuuming the stairs... What I am doing has not changed, but it is being recognised as being part of the housework. It's being valued and appreciated. We each have our own tasks, and it feels like a balance has been reached.

Sounds like the type to start a juicy rumour if there wasn't one going round, true or not.

I definitely qualify as an introvert but I kinda liked going in to my last workplace my co-workers made me laugh daily more than I usually would in a week, they also helped me beat the s**t out of booze when I fell down

At the company I work at we are allowed to a 3/2 split of our week. So 3 days in office 2 at home. Most people in the company work from home on Fridays.... me and about 4 or 5 other people come in... why... there is no drama, no one trying to gossip and stir up s**t. It's the most peaceful day of the week!!!!

I am an introvert and I still need an outside force to make me social

My toxic trait is that I will not start drama but I will happily watch it unfold on the sidelines. Call me what you want, but know I am self-aware 💪🏼

I want to stay home because that's where my dog is.

This is your second written warning for not staying at your desk and working.

Sounds like one of my bosses

I get all the gossip even working from home lol

I’m social too but not for gossip reasons. It’s so I can bond with my community against bad management or coworkers.

This is the type of person that thinks that it’s selfish to not have kids

I seem to be in the minority in that, for the most part, I *really* don't care about my work colleagues hobbies, interests, or personal lives.

That is my co-worker. He works remote and is only in the office two days a month and he has all the dish on everyone. Me and the other two would be lost without him, despite being in the office every week.

Spot on.

I need to know if Janice from accounts has sorted out the itchy STD that she says she got from Craig in the stationery cupboard at the office party.

I'm an extrovert and I don't need to get caught up in this ish. At home I can still connect with coworkers yet focus and get tons of work done.

And I thought it was COVID !

I'd far rather a very simple wedding, and use the money as a downpayment on a house.

This.

Yes, and I also have books I've read more than twenty times.

I think tax avoidance is trashier when the rich do it because they're just being greedy monsters

Yzma from Emperor’s New Groove

Going to college.

The never ending mess

Unfortunately the sleazy dates will lie and say "no", when, in fact, there is someone

I wish we had a cry room at work. I'd use it every day. Maybe multiple times.

I’ll take on that schedule, can remix it to like 7-5, Mon-Th

Pain in the back of throat.

🎤 drop…

In Europe we have the museum night since 2005. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Night_of_Museums

Clever!

No wonder, that character is played by someone new at the job.

I just tried the same thing and I am writing this from the Emergency Room.

We are mammals! Surrounded by food we are designed to eat as much of as we can(high fat/sugar), as it should have been as rare as hens teeth to come across. We are meant to lounge about and whatnot. No wonder so many of us suffer mental health issues, especially anxiety and depression. Our societal advancements don't mesh well with our still existing basic instincts (inside artificial structures, artifical light affecting circadian rhythm etc)

You might have said "You see me?"

I got you.

True friends should be like this always

Even tho I know it's her dress, it's funny to think the fairy godmother threw in a butt lift too

I got ok at this. But only mastered it once or twice (all rings on hooks). How did you guys do?

My boyfriend was once kinda complaining about how complicated my family situation is. And he's right, I don't blame him but he was framing it as if that's so strange and I then had to point out to him that looking around our closest friends and their families - he's actually the weird one for having mostly good relationship with his parents who actually listen to feedback etc.

And turning my pillow over every second body turn

Sex has been replaced by comfort food

My doctor has never asked me that. I kinda wish he would.

Noise at night. The bloody crickets won’t shut up and there’s construction going on in the neighbouring plot at 11 fricking pm!

Yeah this "you need to WORK on this relationship" is b******t. I mean, yes, make an effort, make sure to not exclude the other person but come on ... it's not WORK.

Same both ways. I can tell if my partner is miff by her breating pattern.

Move somewhere with a proper healthcare system.

That's why they sometimes find extinct animals. "Hey, hasn't this [random animal] been extinct since 1756 when we ate the last specimen?"