55 Adorably Chaotic Kids Who Keep Their Parents Entertained, Exhausted, And Laughing Every Single Day

He was like “Dear door, Please don't cry, daddy didn't hurt you on purpose.”
And he insisted on covering his quilt with a smaller blanket, because “the quilt may feel cold”. I immediately asked him “Seriously? What if the small blanket feels cold? ” I kicked myself the minute I said that.
After covering with the seventh blanket, I finally managed to persuade him, that this one totally felt no cold.
He was also talking to the bike after I took him to a park nearby.
“Thank you big bike.”

A few weeks ago, he woke up crying that his ears hurt. He had a cold and, as it turned out, a bad ear infection. I took him to the pediatrician, who asked him, 'Well, buddy, what do you think happened?' My son very somberly said, 'Well, two of the dinosaurs on my pillow had a fight, and one of them decided to run off the pillow and hide in my ear. Unfortunately, it was the Stegosaurus, so his big spikes are poking me inside.'

My daughter asked my wife, 'Mom, Yusra (her cousin) told me that you will [pass away] when I grow up. Is that true?' 'Baby,' my wife replied, 'everyone has to [pass away] someday.' My daughter shook her head and said, 'No. You are not going to [pass away]. You and I will both live forever. Only dad has to [pass away]

The Lunch:

We’re driving down the country road through orchards and pointing out the signs of Spring. Flower buds on the apple trees, furry creatures gnawing on soft new greenery; one of my older kids asked “so winter is over?” I answered “yes, in just a few days it will officially be Spring. My 3 year old begins to sob in her car seat. “What’s wrong, sweetie?” She takes a deep breath and sniffles a little before responding “winter is over and I haven’t seen a single penguin.”

Any parent knows the animal sound drill: “What sound does a dog make” and your toddler (hopefully) says “ruff-ruff-ruff”.
After exhausting all the typical animal sounds one day, (chickens, cows, horses, goats, pigs, turkeys, birds, cats, elephants) my wife was trying to think of new animals sounds and for whatever reason (I still don’t know why she chose this) she asked our toddler “What sound does a snowman make”. Our daughter instantly responded “ROAR!!!” without even thinking about it.
We thought it was a fluke, but for the next several weeks we’d randomly ask about the sound that a snowman makes and every time she’d let out a large toddler sized “ROAR!”

I wanted to make a demonstration of this, so when I found him playing with a toy, I pretended that I wanted to take it.
I chased him all over the place, and he screamed and laughed and ran away from me.
Each time I got him cornered though, he would lift his hands above his head, looking at me victoriously.
Because obviously, if he lifts the toy THAT HIGH, no one could possibly reach it.

He had a nightmare a few nights ago, and woke up crying. I went to comfort him, but he was horribly upset and wouldn’t stop screaming. Then suddenly it occurred to me that I might offer him an ice pack. He immediately agreed that that would make him feel better, and stopped crying as soon as I left to go get him the ice pack.
By the time I returned with the ice pack, he was already sound asleep.

When my son's electronic toys stopped working, i explained they needed batteries. It seemed like he understood what that meant because he would hand me the toy and wait for me to install fresh batteries. If I did not have batteries, he would accept that and play with something else. One morning he was using crayons to draw. When he took the very, very light blue crayon out of the box and tried to draw with it, the color barely registered on the paper. He looked at me and said, 'Needs batteries.'

She is in kindergarten and loves to draw solar system in her drawings and knows the names and basic characterstics of planets in our solar system.
She observes and asks numerous questions regarding the sky, clouds, earth and other planets.
Now, one day I overheard her telling this to my other daughter :
“If we want to fly up in the sky we just have to get a big syringe to draw the light from the sun and insert it in ourself.”

Here, he’s confidently hiding and whispering that he’s winning.

Recently my 3-year-old was playing on a chair in his room and found a small feather poking out of the cushion, as sometimes happens. I asked him about it, and he explained to me that “feathers grow in pillows.”

I asked, “But what about birds?”

Then he elaborated, “Feathers grow in pillows so the birds can wear them.”

The toddler was me, and it was 1959. My mother gave me a short haircut — a really short one for a little girl — and cut out the ears. For days, I walked around with my hands covering my ears until she asked why I was doing that. I said, 'Only boys have ears.' I had never seen girls' ears. Girls and women all had long hair, and I only saw ears on boys and men. My toddler mind thought I was a freak

I have no idea how she ended up believing that but it probably started with our mom telling her to stop crying because the mommy cat will hear her and take her from us.
My sister believed this all through out her toddler years and she would panic at the sight of a cat nearby.
In fact, even as a teenager she's still afraid of cats.

We went fishing with my toddler at about 3, and after learning about fish, worms, hooks and the like she looks deeply contemplative and serious for a few minutes. I actually thought she might be upset about the idea at first. Then she looks at the worm on the hook of her cute little Disney Frozen fishing pole and says sternly to the worm:
“Be Brave.”
Then plunk, she tosses it into the water without a second thought.
We’ve never laughed so hard. She still loves fishing to this day. :)

We have now started talking to him about bringing him a sibling. He is convinced that by saying that, we mean we are going to ‘order it from Amazon’ (his favourite phrase these days).

So I guess he believes Amazon is the modern day stork?

Want some carrots?
No.
How about some power sticks?
Ok!
Do you want some peas?
Yuck.
How about some green energy balls?
Yes, I want green energy balls!
And it mostly worked, haha. Now that she’s older, we joke about it.

Yes.. Once in a while, she asks me to play few videos for her on my computer. So this one day, after playing few of her favorites, I noticed the charge was low and told her lets switch it off for now and showed her the low charge. She immediately said, go to office and charge it !

And he firmly believes till this day that the best way to hide is…. where he cant see anyone.
He will grow up and be anyone. But I dont think a sniper is one of them.
Can you spot him in the pic below?

For instance, she would pick up even her shoe and say, “Hello”. Or if I ask her to put her shoe to sleep then she will pat it by placing it on her shoulder and sing lullabies.

My husband and I would hang out with our friends and their toddler quite often, so their son was pretty comfortable around us. But it was almost always the four of us adults together. One time, I went to visit the mom/wife of this couple by myself. She and I were chatting when the 3-year-old asked me, 'Where's your dad?' I chuckled a little and thought in confusion, 'My dad? He doesn't know my dad…???' The boy repeated, 'Where's your dad?' and I then realized that he was asking about my absent husband! It dawned on me that the only word he knew for an adult male was 'dad.' LOL

"'You can't,' he said.
'Why not?'
'Because I'll be little, too.' 
She nodded thoughtfully. She hadn't thought of that complication."

I have no idea where it came from. One day, he just got out of bed and started pointing to pictures of Batman and loudly proclaiming them to be 'Daddy.' It went on for about three months until it finally clicked why he thought I was Batman. At the time, he couldn't really say 'Batman'; instead, he would say 'Bat' with an inaudible sound at the end. His way of saying Batman coincided with everyone calling me 'Matt,' and so, in his head, he assumed that I was Batman. Of course, I was rather flattered and often would say to him, 'I'm not saying I'm Batman, but have you ever seen Batman and me in the same room?' He would always laugh and loved to tell anyone he met that his dad was Batman."

Of course she didn't think of it herself, I told her that because she wouldn't let me wash her hair with shampoo.
I know exactly how to raise children.
She's my sister, not child, just in case.

Similarly if she is too tired to pick up all her toys by both her hands, she can pick them up by only one at a time and get half as tired.

When my sister was pregnant, my daughter asked me about her big tummy. I told her that there is a small baby inside, she will come outside when she will grow a little more.

Initially, it was difficult for her to grasp the idea , But when we visited my sister after few months and there was a baby, my daughter was in real excitement. She told me: “Mamma, you was right. Masi really had a baby in her tummy”

And from that day, whenever she find someone with a little big tummy, she whispers in my ear, “Mamma, I think that uncle (or Aunt) has a baby in tummy”

Once, when everyone of my family were watching television, my brother entered.

“Wow , Mama will have a baby soon.” she jumped of the couch and shouted (we call out mama to maternal uncle)

Everyone surprised.

She repeated with same excitement. : “Mama has a baby in his tummy”

We all laughed till our jaw started hurting.

My poor brother, felt little uncomfortable and worked hard to change the topic. I guess he has already planned to join gym soon.