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If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again… though in some cases it’s best to stop, take a deep breath, and have a good long think about what you’re actually trying to accomplish. It takes a lot of guts to admit that, hey, maybe you were the supervillain here or that maybe it’s best to cut your losses and move on.

Some of the most hilarious and groan-worthy fails end up being shared on the majorly popular ‘There Was An Attempt’ subreddit. A community that unites over 3.25 million redditors, r/therewasanattempt is a celebration of bad luck, incompetence, and plain old attempts at mustache-twirling villainy. We’ve collected their best and freshest viral posts to share with you, Pandas, so scroll down, enjoy, and upvote your fave pics.

When you’re done, drop by the comments and tell us about the biggest ‘There Was An Attempt’ style fails you’ve ever seen. If you love the subreddit and what it stands for (aka all the humor), then go give them a follow and check out Bored Panda’s previous articles about them here: Part 1 and Part 2. And remember, Pandas, don’t ever give up on your dreams… but only if what you’re doing is objectively good.

Redditor u/F4T4-M0RG4N4, one of the moderators helping run the entire r/therewasanattempt subreddit, was kind enough to answer our questions. Check out what they told Bored Panda below.

#1

To Help

To Help

THE_VOLK87 Report

Karen Grace
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's got a heart of gold! Hope he didn't hurt his teeth.

robin aldrich
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My thoughts too: big canine dental bill pending

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Chris Keel
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG what a cutie! I hope he got plenty of belly scratches and extra treats for being such a good boy and "helping" out!

Chris Keel
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And going to the actual redit post just spoiled it for me but I'm still saying he's a cutie

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Mystical_Hybrid_Panda
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"oh, you need help? Let me help pull it out!"

Brightheart
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s an illusion. The tail of the statue looks like the dogs snout but the dog is giving it a sniff on the side. :)

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We were curious to get the moderator's opinion as to why r/therewasanattempt has been as successful as it is. "Pertaining to the success of the community, I think it really came down to the shear flexibility of the topic," u/F4T4-M0RG4N4 told Bored Panda.

"Across the globe, there are constant instances of attempts which go horribly (and funnily) wrong. r/therewasanattempt is a subreddit that brings these moments in time to one place," they said.

Bored Panda really wanted to get to grips with what it's like to be a Reddit moderator. u/F4T4-M0RG4N4 gave us a glimpse at what goes on backstage.

"When working as a moderator, the time you spend volunteering hours depends on your position and what you’ve established. If you are a top mod, you can expect more time to be used modding," they explained that how time-intensive the job is will heavily depend on where in the hierarchy you fall.

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    #2

    To Be A Smart Cop

    To Be A Smart Cop

    Sweaty-Bandicoot3289 Report

    Cecilia Herrera
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So everyone's cover was blown, and no valid arrests were made. I pity the people that had to document how this mess occurred.

    Barong
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In 2017, Detroit police officers from the 11th Precinct (not undercover) attempted to serve a search water and detain (what was unknown to them) undercover officers from 12th precinct who were posing as drug dealers from a house located in the 11th Precinct. There unfortunately was no communication or cooperation between the two Precincts. The arresting officers were not undercover or disguised as drug buyers. While the police from the 11th Precinct attempted to serve the warrant and detain the undercover officers from the 12th Precinct, additional police officers from the 12th Precinct arrived and a brawl ensued. https://amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/nov/17/detroit-police-officers-brawl-after-undercover-drugs-raid-goes-wrong

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    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like they say in therapy - Communication is the key 😅

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talk about the blind leading the blind

    Mystical_Hybrid_Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happened with the drug dealers who were actually there 🤔

    Ed Gomaz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone turned around to looked at the camera and said “Just kidding”.

    Katherine Haynes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well on the up side both teams were believable

    Zack Podany
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We don't want to tell them about our operation incase they have a mole," was heard in stereo.

    Isidien Gudmundsdottir
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Communication is such a difficult thing even with all the technology we have at our fingertips..

    James Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There cops, nothing was documented!

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    #3

    To Give The Dog A Pool

    To Give The Dog A Pool

    NickWrightData Report

    Bored Retsuko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friendly reminder: downvotes are NOT dislike buttons. Downvoting a comment just because you don't agree = not cool. If a comment gets downvoted, its author will get banned from the site. So please downvote only in case of obvious spam ("how to make cash") or if someone is literally harrassing a fellow panda

    Ansi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    👍 A good reminder. I was downvoted for joking a duckling was less cute then a puppy and kitten. Now I've been downvoted for saying something about a cabbage pizza. Next time I get downvoted I'll be banned from the site! So please everyone, skip voting if you disagree, downvote spambots and rude/mean pandas.

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    $cagsy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't want to get his hair wet.

    Slinkman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'One hot dog in a bucket please'

    robin aldrich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he the model for that "don't poop in my yard" sign?

    lolliegag69
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wanted to get his toes wet

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    "As far as how difficult it is to mod, I think it is difficult starting out, but you quickly get the hang of things! The more you participate, the more you can make decisions that are generally well received," the mod told us.

    "When I initially joined r/therewasanattempt, I think the other two mods added me due to me being generally active in other communities. But subreddits are constantly opening mod applications which is the best way to show interest in the position," u/F4T4-M0RG4N4 said that the best way to become a moderator yourself is to just go for it and apply.

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    According to u/F4T4-M0RG4N4, moving on from incredibly embarrassing moments in life comes down to realizing that these things happen to everyone. "It's best to acknowledge that and laugh about it with friends in the future."

    The ‘There Was An Attempt’ subreddit has carved out a sizeable niche for itself since its founding in the late summer of 2015. It’ll be celebrating its 7th birthday in just a few weeks’ time. It just goes to show that quality humor and a good meme format go a long way when it comes to laying the groundwork for a flourishing online community.

    If you’re planning on being an active member of the community, then any posts you make have to show unsuccessful attempts. There’s no room for victory on r/therewasanattempt, nope.

    #4

    To Look Dangerous

    To Look Dangerous

    Careful-Day7125 Report

    Kusotare
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dangerous, all right. Dangerously adorable.

    Birgit M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine yourself feeling fierce and wild, threatening someone, and everyone else is just like "Aaaaawwww how cute"....🥲

    Kimerli Oliver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m a 5’1” I don’t need to imagine it

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    Deborah B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like they're asking to be picked up.

    Slinkman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they were just bored...

    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Clyde!" "Roger! It's been too long since we last met. How are you?" *bear hugs*

    Nimues Child
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like my kittens when they first came home at 12 weeks old, trying to intimidate our golden retriever. (they all became great friends)

    Karen Clark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are fascinating. And endangered. Neither bear or raccoon: The name panda is believed to come from the Nepali word "ponya," meaning "bamboo eater” or “bamboo footed." Despite sharing a common name, giant pandas and red pandas are not closely related. Red pandas are the only living members of their taxonomic family, Ailuridae, while giant pandas are in the bear family, Ursidae.Sep 18, 2020

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    #5

    To Scare Away A Prankster

    To Scare Away A Prankster

    Koochiman Report

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO! This is hilarious 😂

    Hill Branda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The person's name really is "Hedgehog" but the og is silent.

    Mystical_Hybrid_Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a teacher who has the same problem, but her name needs no other letters... A. Pond

    Ara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At this point, I would have just given up and embraced my new surname.

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    #6

    To Make Sure Everyone Knew They Were Religious

    To Make Sure Everyone Knew They Were Religious

    suckmydicktracy Report

    Kusotare
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least THOSE guys can find it!

    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL!- they can't even see it when it's right in front of them 🤣🤣🤣

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    Jennik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you found god? No but I found the ----

    AmberR
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh none of them know what that is anyway..

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhhhhuhuhuhu, hey beavis. He said cliT

    Paula MV
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta label it to find it

    JuJu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And all I think about is Jay, the clitcommander

    De Burke
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be worse. They could be the Campaign for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society.

    Jag Yu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    clit... its already behind them and they still dont know its there...

    Monica Michelle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wild guess they have never found one

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    Meanwhile, every single post has to follow the same format that everyone else uses. The title that you use ought to be a continuation of the phrase, ‘There was an attempt…’, and then you just fill in the rest with what someone tried and failed to do.

    The team running the subreddit explains it all in detail right over here. If you don’t follow this rule, your post will end up being removed, so don’t let others miss out on your awesome content just because you forgot how to word the title properly.

    #7

    To Eat A Muffin

    To Eat A Muffin

    psychocalcifer Report

    Ansi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only way you can feed your dog chocolate. 😀 I bet the owner is keeping the muffin away from the dog as a responsible mum/dad should do!!!! 👍 But trying to eat is through the glass is okay. Sharkstyle! 😀🤣🦈 ❤️

    PickleRick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So cute but I hope he didn't get it as chocolate isn't good for doggos.

    Asriel Dreemurr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    POV: You’re that one kid who bangs on the glass at aquariums to catch the shark’s attention

    Nimues Child
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cruelty of the glass ceiling, or in this case, glass table.

    Zack Podany
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is why glass bottom boats are popular.

    Tori Wilson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like furry Jaws ambushing from the deep in the second pic

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    #8

    To Find A Good Excuse

    To Find A Good Excuse

    Crimsonslash1352 Report

    R D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that's good pot!

    Vic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well he's one Hairy Pot-ter alright..

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    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was he high when he gave that quote?

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was gonna go get high, but then I got high.

    Cactuar Jon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... could happen to anyone tbf

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean.... Yes? They are not wrong.

    Creature Cargeaux
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This pretty much sums up marijuana as a whole. Non pot smokers think stoners are like.... shooting up schools & ruining the world.... but really... this is what stoners are up to. Just an infinite loop of smoking weed & forgetting they can't smoke weed... but then Forgetting about forgetting & just stoned 24/7... & no memory that you're not supposed to smoke. Stoners are hilarious

    Thomas Beard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    weed love to hear his side of the story

    Zack Podany
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't think about that too hard, it'll cost a few IQ points.

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    #9

    To Win

    To Win

    aasboiii Report

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, bless his heart ❤️

    Ansi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a bummer. I bet 4 people in his family didn't think he would notice. 😲🙁

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many are eligible to vote?

    Lisa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He actually got over 800 votes

    Succulent 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw. These things get to me. I feel so bad for him.

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    Previously, my colleagues spoke about the subreddit with one of its many moderators, redditor u/F4T4-M0RG4N4. According to them, what sets r/therewasanattempt apart from other subreddits "is how the posts within the subreddit are usually direct posts, whereas r/fail, [for example,] has mostly links to YouTube, and most Redditors prefer to stay on Reddit than to be redirected to another site altogether.”

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    "Besides, I also think that because of the size of r/therewasanattempt, it's a lot easier to get a post to be seen (plus, the algorithm helps).”

    #10

    To Stop Allie From Sitting On The Cake

    To Stop Allie From Sitting On The Cake

    Scaulbylausis Report

    Paula Pattison
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the cat is not Allie, maybe Allie is a weird cake sitting co-worker

    Daniel Mattock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let’s not shame cake-sitting, we don’t want to be that kind of society

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    Paula MV
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kitty is protecting it from Allie, too.

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we just going to ignore the great naming pun??? Allie Cat! F'in Purr-fect!

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gonna have to settle for squashed but hairless.

    Cecilia Herrera
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing can stop a determined cat!

    Susan S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Allie - "I must sit on this and claim it as my territory." It's a cat thang...

    Karen Clark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess we know who runs that office......yasssss...Queen Allie.

    Bored Birgit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they forgot Allie is a CAT.

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    #11

    To Use A Pickup Truck

    To Use A Pickup Truck

    The_Russell_Pinto Report

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idiots everywhere…..

    Gregg V
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He forgot that the bed was locked... so he told his buddy to just hold it. No big deal.

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    BRAD MATSON
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why put it in the back when he's obviously jousting

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would scratch the truck bed - gotta keep that paint scratch free.

    Step
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never understood the fascination a lot of people have with treating their automobile like humans. Or being upset when it gets used and dented. It's only purpose is to get you from one place to another faster, hence auto mobile. Who cares what it looks like as long as it gets you where you need to go? I guess that's the problem with some humans, holding things in higher regard or valuing material items over actual humans. Some folks really do love and cherish items more than each other and that's just really sad. I think we've all lost sight of the purpose of things and the purpose of humanity for real. Cars of course should be maintained but the idea that it's normal to be that hyper sensitive emotionally about an object really shows you how lost we are as a species.

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    Tamra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the hell do people buy trucks, but never use them for hauling things?

    Dave Hinckley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Massachusetts General Laws, Part I, Title XIV, Chapter 85, Section 36 talks about unsecured loads. Too bad there's no penalty for being a dumbass.

    Teodor Negru
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By the look of it, it's one of those trucks that have a lid on the bed so one can't actually carry large items with it as they should

    Lori Sifuentes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lid raises. Also, he could lower the tailgate..

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    Fishy Squid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet you wish you had a brain

    Ramona Rhein
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, someone started drinking early.

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    #12

    To Draw A Front Facing Horse

    To Draw A Front Facing Horse

    Jaych1990 Report

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me in my house mirrors vrs me in stores mirrors. Seriously why we look so bad in there? It makes me want to buy less no more...

    removebeforeflight
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's all about the lights there, but omg, you're so right

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    Jennik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The horseroach. Cousin to the cockroach.

    Loretta
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Geralt of Rivia entered the conversation*

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    Speedgoat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One poke and that horse is buzzing around like a loose balloon.

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look like an egg with legs

    Ban-One
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even Simpsons animators can't do front facing characters (google it, it's scary). So, I'm fine with this, it's even better...makes the horse looks scared, begging and surrendering.

    Ara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got to love that Medieval art.

    Emily
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody is going to mention the inaccurately proportioned horse penis on the left? Not that I spend time looking at horse penises! Drawn or otherwise

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    The team running everything behind the scenes trips to be as impartial as they can be. They prefer to let the members of the community shape the subreddit how they see fit.

    "The most common problems are [the same that are] seen throughout all subreddits that I mod/have modded in the past, but it's mostly spam and hate speech (which we always remove), though hate speech is mostly in the comments,” mod u/F4T4-M0RG4N4 said.

    #13

    To Be Prepared For Parenting

    To Be Prepared For Parenting

    reddit.com Report

    Cecilia Herrera
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Mama Cat, but what cute kitties!

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kitty's like "what have I done?"

    Susan S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mama Cat: "Sleep? What's that??"

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That poor cat, she looks totally bewildered

    Amy Adams
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can one truly ever be prepared for parenthood? I think not. 😏

    Uber Mensch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear, sweet Jeebus, what have I *done*?

    Ansi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soooo... I was reading this other post about what you could do if you got bald.. is this such an occation? Asking for a friend. 😉😊

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    #14

    To Hide His Face

    To Hide His Face

    Onion-User-2 Report

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That face looks about as devilish as those two pandas up there.

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do so many people take bathroom selfies? Most phones have timers, so you really don’t need a mirror.

    ASHTON MCKNIGHT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmmm i wonder where his face could possibly be

    PeachyPenguin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why does that low key look like anthony ramos (john laurens in hamilton)

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    #15

    To Make Things Complicated

    To Make Things Complicated

    Go_ask_quan Report

    River Webb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ive got it! tell me what country your from using NO words

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am from England. Damn! I failed!

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    #16

    To Cook Smiley Buns

    To Cook Smiley Buns

    samir391 Report

    Louplou
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Torturrised" - adding that to my vocab :)

    Jef Bateman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if that were a word, I doubt that's how you would spell it.

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    Debbie Barnes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Tortured souls, begging for death and throwing up at the same time. These poor little buns are having a really bad day.. Ha, ha, ha....

    Shyla Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wait, it gets worse for them once the butter and jelly come out.

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    Ansi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More ideas for Halloween! 😀

    Nona Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am definitely making these for my next dysfunctional family dinner.

    Lord Hamad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh to early in the morning maybe later

    Hill Branda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those would be great for Halloween. "Here, try a vomiting bun. They're great!"

    Erica Cochrane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i misread that as 'touristed souls' :P

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    #17

    To Stop Thieves

    To Stop Thieves

    G-Unit11111 Report

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was successful! They put out a lovely invitation and someone rose to the occasion.

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were just following directions. Can’t be mad about that.

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come and Take it? Okay then...

    Zack Podany
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is definitely someone who could get away with that defense in court.

    Wayne Gossman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what a defense lawyer could with that?

    CG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask and you shall receive.

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    #18

    To Remain Anonymous

    To Remain Anonymous

    Snadams Report

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the journalist doesn’t know what “anonymous “ means

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they mean that they changed his name? Often newspapers use fake names for their articles so the person remains unknown

    Ansi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤦‍♀️ Oh, dear. I guess he'll never make a statement to a newspaper again.

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is terrible…I hope he sued the newspaper

    olx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    good old irish newspapers /aff

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    #19

    To Ban This Image

    To Ban This Image

    BoomTwo Report

    Slinkman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone has putin a lot of efford in taking this of the web.

    IDK_Something
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet he'd be Russian to take it down!

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    SoapMonkey76
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are the Russian bots already trying to down vote this?! I think with this new style he looks FABULOUS!

    Terry Armstrong
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure that Warhol would approve...

    loranthippus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does he look like an evil and European Bianca del Rio though??

    Guido Pisano
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    seems a pink floyd lp cover image

    Kristal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, with all the stylizing, I thought this was a whitewashed version of the guy that is in YouTube videos that does the most simple solutions to stupid things while his face does this: -_-

    Kristal
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or wait, is it on TikTok? One of the social medias that does videos

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    Phoenix(or nix)they/them
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who ever created those false lashes for him did wonders 😂

    Songbirdcaon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This must be upvoted - just because.

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    #20

    To Not Pay The Painter

    To Not Pay The Painter

    EpsteinsPoolBoy Report

    Scipio Africanus
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want him to paint my house. I like him

    June
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I will def pay him well, and offer some coffee and cake to get a chance to hear what stories he has to tell 😍

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    Slinkman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I somehow have a feeling Terry won't pay up. Will take his film to the Police for violation of personal property.

    Debbie Barnes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Terry needs to learn that nothing comes free.. Especially, employing someone to paint your house then refusing to pay them.

    𝕜𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕟ᴛʜᴇ𝕜𝕚𝕕𝕕
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully terry goes to pay the bill but asks the painter to paint over the writing, and then the painter says that's extra. That's what I hope.

    SkekVi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    client shaming for not paying for labour? now that's a shaming i can get behind!! PAY PEOPLE $%$*amn...

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    #21

    To Make A Holy And Pure Stained Glass

    To Make A Holy And Pure Stained Glass

    scot816 Report

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is……unfortunate

    Mark Erwin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this sadly is a very realistic portrayal of the church

    Jennik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually they try to be a bit more discreet about things. People overshare these days.

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh is he playing that poor pussy game too?

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing jesus" - eric cartman

    Chris Keel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does someone not see what this looks like after designing it, making it, buying it, putting it up or after putting it up?

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    #22

    To Inspire Graduate Students

    To Inspire Graduate Students

    4BDUL4Z1Z Report

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'The Future's bright. The Future's Short!'

    Gabriela Cink
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess designer of this poster is still paying student's loan.

    Henry Hagens
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess either way that goes, they won't have to pay them anymore

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    Ansi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵 I can see clearly now the train has come.... I can see no obstacles in my way 🎵

    MonkeyInTheMiddle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoa there buddy...that's a little dark

    Cas P
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The light at the end of the tunnel may just be an oncoming train.

    KitKat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, know that feeling....

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    #23

    To Hack A Smartphone

    To Hack A Smartphone

    Varg03 Report

    Emmydearest
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems legit... There's a tiger.🤷

    AW
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can tell it's fake, it should be a bald eagle!

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    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happened to the Nigerian prince, he was such a friendly guy.

    KamCy Ahaka
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he finally got his fortune out of the country 🤣🤣

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    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So glad our FBI uses perfect grammar and spelling! I would have been really scared if they had used a bald tiger.

    Rob Chapman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no!. The FBI is gonna use Serious Fury!!!

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, better pay up. Wouldn't want them to do serious things.

    Fishy Squid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    USA currency in bitcoin.....

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet they're operating out of a part of the world where the keyboard doesn't have a dollar sign on it.

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    Jaekry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worst of this? Still ppl falling for this.

    Dynein
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, the bad quality of these hacks is part of the scheme. Only the most gullible few of a population may answer, but *those* can be scammed over and over again.

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    #24

    To Make A Sign

    To Make A Sign

    00BlackSheep Report

    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its understandable. If not your dog will get used to delicious roasted children; and its just too expensive too feed them that.

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sad that inflation is even affecting law abiding cannibals and witches :(

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    Emmydearest
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So people are eating children and I should clean after THEM?! What am I, their servant?! They shall do it themselves, thank you very much...

    Jennik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see why I should clean up after people when they have been eating children. They can clean up after themselves, thank you very much. Not even like they shared!

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a thoughtful sign. I don’t want other people’s dogs trying to steal my delicious children.

    Shayne Randlett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Food trends are getting weirder and weirder these days...

    AniaSD
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why should I clean after people who eat children and won't even share? They should clean after their own meal!

    Weim Central
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These comments are better than the sign!

    Tori Wilson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And don't leave any scraps of child behind dammit.

    Tilly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so much better than slow children at play

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    #25

    To Make A Cute Panorama Picture

    To Make A Cute Panorama Picture

    GuardedInstructor Report

    Chocolate llama
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A cat's perception of the self when scheduled feeding times happens 0.01 seconds late

    Lady Lava
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's exactly what I thought of! 😸 There is some meme about this with a similar pic.

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    Anna Snorrepot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a case of "My bowl is empty!" if I ever saw one.

    D Battle II
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like an arts and crafts project.

    Ansi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you try to felt wool for the first time. 🤣😉

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    Barong
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the show Disenchantment. That’s what I thought of too.

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    rw55066
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat is shifting into another dimension

    Stephen Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whooow ...that's a really deep pile carpet.

    Jessica Cain
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    reminds me of a mummified cat i saw once.

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed harder than I should at this!

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    #26

    To Spell The Word ' Trust '

    To Spell The Word ' Trust '

    asocial7193 Report

    Sian Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The license plate kind of backs up the spelling mistake!

    Isaac Harvey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes you wonder if the ‘misspelling’ was actually intentional.

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    Hard as pumpuli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They knew excatly what they were writing. 😆

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did Jesus consent to that?

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That and the registration plate together 🤣

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gay porn star who works with a guy called Jesus?

    Minath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could almost believe that the plate and the message weren't accidental.

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    #27

    To Send A Text

    To Send A Text

    cooooorn Report

    propgamer XL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shut up! No not you. I was talking to my foot.

    Josurf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom doesn't use Siri, but her texts look worse.

    Eric Soliday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Siriously wait til I'm done talking before you tell me you know what I'm saying Siri

    MAKtheknife
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone did that on my phone, and it was about the same set of reasoning.

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will not have one of those things in my house.

    Stolas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me using my airpods to talk and doing my makeup

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    #28

    To Talk To Teenagers

    To Talk To Teenagers

    Pig_Benis_was_taken Report

    River Webb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg this is sooo sus/cringe. TBH this soo needs to be banned or IDK, like actually no teen speaks like this, everrr. bye bye fam, Slay queens!!!!!

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually brilliant and hilarious at the same time…. 😂

    Audra Sisler
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 14 year old daughter actually laughed at this!!! FINALLY!!!!! It finally happened everyone!! Something i thought was really funny... Showed to daughter..... And SHE thought it was funny!!!! ITS FINALLY HAPPENED😭😭😭😝😝😝🤓LOL

    olx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tbh ive never heard cant stop wont stop before 😭 vdjebdbdbd

    Reyna Avila Ramírez-Arellano
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    currently wearing a camp tshirt that says "camp stop wont stop" lol!!

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    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know two (2) 23-yos that speak like this. TWO. ACTUAL. WHOLE. 23 year olds. And they aren't dumb either. Well.

    Stolas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not one and a half. TWO ENTIRE PEOPLE. (I'm not making fun of you i talk like this, i mean saying "entire" for emphasis, and i think it's funny to see others doing it as well)

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    UnpopularPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gensis for Gen Z Let there be light and it was lit af yo

    Stolas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i do still say lit but that died in like 2018 at the latest for most people

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    Daycare Attendant Sun
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, I'm 31 and a Librarian, and I actually kinda like the right one. As goofy as it is, they'll remember it more than the left one.

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would (Google) translate work on that?

    Lady Snowfall
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm not sure it could pick up on this particular dialect. The accent is all wrong.

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    #29

    To Hatch Some Eggs

    To Hatch Some Eggs

    Something_Rog Report

    Claudia Proenca
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's a cat! He'll sit were the hell he wants! 😂🤣😂🤣

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s clearly broody, maybe just get him a chick to nurture

    Susan S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must put my scent all over this, Hooman

    Firstname Lastname
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He wants to see if he can hatch any of them.

    Penny Lost
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those chickens ain't gonna pop themselves, hooman!

    Renee Prete
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... just maybe she's one of those rare kitty cats that lays eggs. Did you ever think of that? Huh??

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    #30

    To Sound A Little Fancy

    To Sound A Little Fancy

    chinmaysharma1230 Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We should all be afraid. They are coming.....

    CG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody ever expects the Spanish Inquisition!

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmm well the spanish person is obviously not accustomed to the british phrase "i'm afraid", so... no harm no foul.

    donna peluda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a bit to much buying a ship for one item!!

    Jessica Cain
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's okay buddy I'm scared of international shipping as well.

    Jigsaw's Puzzle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s okay you don’t need to be afraid Spain is okay

    June
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kind of conversations we have at work (team is half french half ukrainian and some french have very poor english skills... How awkward... Feel bad for them all the time 😂 I'm french btw 🙃)

    June
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you tell the scrum master "don't be afraid" 😂 Could almost be an IT meme 😂

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    Raena Celis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to respond this way to fancy talk

    kelly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed waaaay to hard at this!

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    #31

    To Support The “Canada First” Rally

    To Support The “Canada First” Rally

    CowboyTrout Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, take me out for a meal and drinks first, then we'll discuss it.

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many drinks for the discussion to go in a favorable direction?

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    Marcel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who dress up like that, with glasses and face covered aren't there to protest or anything. They are there to cause problems.

    Jovmen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair it does look cold and sunny.

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    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally a message I can get behind 😂

    R D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A**l first, rally later I supppose?

    Hill Branda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll support Canada and all but...there's a limit.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To reduce the risk of an infection, you really want to do that second... or third, depending on your interests.

    Jag Yu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sounds right. dont forget the lube =D

    SkekVi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oouh, buy a girl a drink first~ XD🏳‍🌈

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    #32

    At Wholesome Positivity

    At Wholesome Positivity

    scot816 Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am currently living in my turnip, playing truant, and eating ecstasy tablets.

    Nimues Child
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kudos on this Nathaniel! We'll all be by your turnip this evening!

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    Susan S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Korea, Koreans think having English words on their clothing is cool, kinda like how some white people think having Chinese or Japanese random words tattooed on them them is cool

    Alex S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This shirt is completely intentional

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    Fishy Squid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dr*gs stay in vegetables??? I’m never eating them again

    Terry Armstrong
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't do drugs, stay in school, eat your vegetables.......there!!

    Stolas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol i didn't see ur comment, just posted the same

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    R D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this shirt😂

    Invisible Potato
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this t-shirt was designed to look like this, it was intented, and it is old, very old joke.... even in my country (not usa)

    Randy Klefbeck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think eating drugs out of school made them a vegetable.

    LSR
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dyslexic f u c k had just one task to do, just one...

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    #33

    To Be Healthy

    To Be Healthy

    gopher-toes Report

    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad to know how big those packages are

    B Lorax
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You got your banana in my Reese's. You got your Reese's in my banana. A new flavor is invented.

    kkathleen517
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone should put their s**t back where it goes. Don't be a lazy a*****e. Someone else has to go behind you and clean it up. Ever worked retail? It sucks. Put ur s**t back.

    The weird one
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good choice. Would have don’t that too 😂😂😂

    The weird one
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woah ok. *would have done that too* My spelling clearly needs work lol

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    Amy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    JuniorCJ82
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, the decision to be lazy af by not putting them back

    Jessica Julian
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love Reese's, but I'd rather have the bananas, as long as they are green...

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    #34

    To Produce Tears During The Act Of "Crying"

    To Produce Tears During The Act Of "Crying"

    Revolutionary_Town21 Report

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A performance worthy of a "Razzie".

    Susan S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She wants to produce tears very badly. She is trying so hard as she squinches her face so tightly. Kinda reminds me when someone is constipated, pushing so hard, but nothing is coming out....

    Jag Yu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is probably the most crucial role in her life, and still flopped it. =D

    Slinkman
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    But her dog stepped on a Bee!

    Joel Setzer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's such an amazing Idiot, When is she gonna disappear?

    TheDivineMsM
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She is an actress afterall. Not a very good one though.

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have watched one of those "deaf people hear for the first time" compilations before going on the stand. Those always get the waterworks flowing.

    Jill Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shoot! Now I have to go back and green arrow all the comments by people who recognize what a liar she is.

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    Monica Michelle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bored Panda def has a point of view on this app. They don't go after Ted Cruz like they do her

    Stamuse Erenest
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    always remember that she is a domestic abuser

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    #35

    To Create A Children's Game

    To Create A Children's Game

    TheAgGames Report

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm less concerned with the game and more so with the illustration.

    Cowws
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait... this is a German children's game that I actually played again with my siblings two months ago

    Marianne
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This game also exists in Germany. In our language and without that concerning illustration, it is perfectly innocent. 😅

    Lunatic Loner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but it's "poor black cat", that's what makes it innocent :D

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    Mark Erwin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they're banning the wrong books HAHAHAHAHA

    ThatBiBookLover
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is up with the image and game???

    Rob Chapman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a game from the 1920's, when the word "pussy" was quite innocent, and just meant cat. The image is from a time when we didn't all have dirty minds. The purpose of the game is for the player who is the "kitty" to try to get the other players to laugh. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poor_pussy

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    Susan S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no way the artist did not illustrate anything here unintentionally

    Kylie Mountain
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We played a version of this in Sunday School, but there were no pussies involved. The person in the middle was 'it' and they had to go around asking the other people, "____, if you love me, won't you please smile?" while making silly faces or whatever to get them to smile. The other person had to keep a straight face while replying, "_____, I love you but I just can't smile." Same game, much less disturbing.

    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He doesn’t seem that impressed.

    Agent 8433599
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure if the game or the image is more concerning 🙈🙉

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    #36

    To Be Inspirational

    To Be Inspirational

    Potential-Common-763 Report

    Hard as pumpuli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really isn’t. I’m (not) doing it right now!

    AniaSD
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just as I was looking for a new life motto. Thx BP!

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhhh…..what an interesting motivational sign…lol

    Randy Klefbeck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't just do something....sit there.

    julie son
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have achieved the impossible!

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    #37

    To Find A Roommate With Benefits

    To Find A Roommate With Benefits

    joelman0 Report

    Cecilia Herrera
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This creep is looking for a lover - maid - cook, that is young enough to be his daughter. Yuck.

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was my first thought too....Age gaps in adult relationships aren't a big deal, but it's kind of creepy when you specifically look for someone young enough to be your daughter.

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    Bonnie Buttons
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to think this is a joke that Owen's roommates have played on him. Yes. That has to be it. Because I can't live in a world in which this poster is real.

    BRAD MATSON
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to fix it for him.... "Looking for a young and impressionable woman to pay me to be my live in maid/Mom/sex slave. I can offer miserable living conditions, an unreliable and increasingly flaccid penis, a lack of social and life skills, and a controlling nature. Apply at Red Flags appts"

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he could afford it I bet the poster of that advert would mail order a woman in a crate from the Philippines.

    Down With Agent Hedgehog!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Although this is sexist and completely JUST INSANE on matters, I am more angry at this Owen guy wanting the woman to clean the entire place for him. Dude the poor girl is not your maid or your clean-up-after-your-lazy-butt person following you around.

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people are simply delusional

    magpookie1133
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's pointing with the wrong finger!

    Tiki Stanford
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For safety.........................right.

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    #38

    To Fly To New York

    To Fly To New York

    bostero2 Report

    Mimi Breeze
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... That isn't technically fair. Not all Russians are contributing or even supporting what is happening between Russia and Ukraine. It is mostly government officials making all the calls and soldiers doing their job because they have no other choice. I agree, what Russia is doing to Ukraine is f****d up, but it isn't fair to take it out on all Russians. 🥺

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    Fishy Squid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I seem to be the only one worried about the plane track not making it all the way to the land..

    IDK_Something
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This may have been taken when Russia invaded Ukraine. Many airspaces refused Russian planes.

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    Zack Podany
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This took me a few minutes to understand. TL:DR; Flight from Moscow to JFK turns around OVER halfway to JFK.

    Hill Branda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Russian Airline--"Just jump out. You can swim from here."

    Milo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh God something's going on with the planes

    Milo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I know what it is, Plane Con.

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    Jessica Cain
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I get a down with Putin chant please.

    Karen Clark
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....by wigged-out Flightradar. Why not? Enjoy the journey......!

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    #39

    To Translate A Business Sign

    To Translate A Business Sign

    CaulkADewDillDue Report

    H Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like the scene in Parks and Rec where Andy says 'I put your symptoms into Google and it says you have connectivity issues'. Apparently Chris Pratt ad-libbed that line.

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm getting a haircut today." "Cool where?" " Could Not Connect to translator Service" "???"

    Bubbles and sparks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nerd as I am, I had to get it through Google translate, it said:. Fashion Ironing and Dyeing Clubhouse 217 Trend Frontline

    Robert T
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happens in the UK as well!!! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7702913.stm

    Zack Podany
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would name a business that just to mess with people.

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    #40

    To Prevent Employees From Discussing Wages

    To Prevent Employees From Discussing Wages

    KeyAdministration900 Report

    MonkeyInTheMiddle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't decide if that's very comrade of them or not...

    SkekVi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how would it NOT be this is labour law 101.

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    Falcon on Dizzy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it is actually illegal to prevent employees from discussing wages lmao, so whoever is trying to enforce that could be arrested

    Chris berkley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shelly is my hero, so.eday legends will be told of her

    Angi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the USA I got wrote up for somebody looking over my shoulder at my check.

    Stolas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's very plus ultra of them

    Pam Akers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like that term "word salad".

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    #41

    To Register The Pet

    To Register The Pet

    RoughReticulum Report

    Ansi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And some people claim cats are possessive. 😲😀😉😉

    C. T.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only error is that the form has the two headings switched. In view of that, this is the best way to fill it out. The section with "contact number" should say "owner," and the section with "breed" and "microchip" should say "pet."

    Lorraine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably a badly executed photoshop prank.

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    Random Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see nothing wrong with this picture.

    Zack Podany
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this were a cat, it would be far more legit.

    Local foodie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, I think this is intentional

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, this happens to us everywhere we go.

    Bored Birgit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But - who of them is vaccinated? 🤔

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    #42

    To Appreciate Your Employees

    To Appreciate Your Employees

    bassaleh Report

    Ivo H
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, thank you, this will go perfectly with my “unworked time on” I prepared for you ❤️

    D Battle II
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unpaid time off = time off to find another job!

    That other Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow… thanks… means a lot…

    Libstak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Michael's owning their belief that staff are serfs

    olx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sure you do michaels, sure you do

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In other words, your fired?

    Hill Branda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soooo...the reward is basically a card saying Get The F**K Out. But come back for your shift.

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    #43

    To Look Tall

    To Look Tall

    eZstah Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even with those heels? What are their heights? Anyone know?

    Carrie Laughs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gwendoline Christie is 6ft 3 and Emilia Clarke is 5ft 2

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    DDmaybeandor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would never, ever, ever where heels like that. Better off to wear straight up stilts if you must be taller, it would be kinder to your feet.

    Emma Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has just confirmed how ridiculous me and my husband look together 🤦‍♀️ he's 6'5 and I'm 5'.....

    Cat Streat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My uncle is 6'7" and my (late) aunt was just under 5'. They had 2 sons who made the stairsteps in their family picture lined up tallest to shortest (her). <3

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    Ellie McGrath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gwendolyn Christie’s six foot is a bit of an ask for Emilia. She’s only little

    Josurf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Emilia 1.57 m, Gwen 1.91 m

    Marnie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those shoes are so dangerous there should be regulations against them.

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    #44

    To Get Dressed

    To Get Dressed

    ButterflyMore9267 Report

    Paula MV
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he got underwear on

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Credit for one of his shoes on the correct foot, anyway

    Pheebs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno, that left foot looks like it has an arch on the outside. Looks more like a right shoe.

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just how hung over is this person??

    Cecilia Herrera
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a right shoe on his left foot? How did he put his pants on backwards? So many questions.

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kriss Kross all grown up

    Birgit M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    …but I don‘t think this guy should JumpJump

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    Don't you wish you knew
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly what I came to comment but checked if anyone else said it first! Great minds. Lol

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    Matthew Moss
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ahh...fentanyl, doing great things for people.

    Kusotare
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he got the shirt on right. I think.

    JustAwoman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the shoes… are difference from each other. Maybe he stole that card with those pants

    Jill Bussey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apart from the obvious, it looks like the shoe on his left foot as actually one for his right foot!

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    #45

    To Support Embryos

    To Support Embryos

    Big-Neck Report

    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure McEmbryos will catch on

    Pixie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    McPeriod isn't good marketing either, I'm afraid

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    Ansi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So if you get an abortion you will ovulate an egg McMuffin? 😯 😉

    Mara Is Non-binary 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    kinda wish i could ovulate and egg mcmuffin, and i don’t even like eggs!

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    Jennik
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You want fries with that?

    Sarah Stalder
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Purty sure eggs dream of becoming chickens, not breakfast.

    Mrs. Jan Glass
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Purty sure eggs don't dream, because they're... eggs.

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    Lorraine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes no sense at all if you know what eggs are.

    somnomania
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    okay but real talk, i saw a billboard near me that was like "i have eyes by 14 days old!" with a picture of a fetus. like, okay? even if that's true, 1) there's nothing to see so who cares, and 2) just because the (microscopic) eyes are there doesn't mean they work, and doesn't mean the thing they're attached to has a soul, can survive on its own, or should be considered a person. i hate billboards like this.

    elfin
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If embryos are babies, then eggs are chickens. You don't do much cooking, do you?

    Shannon M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except one’s fertilized and will eventually be born as a human child; the other has not been fertilized and will never hatch a chicken no matter how long you leave it alone. False equivalency… though the coincidence is still kinda funny 😆

    Meg Folsom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure why you're down voted. You're correct.

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    #46

    To Reduce The Amount Of Homeless People

    To Reduce The Amount Of Homeless People

    Dillontvh Report

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Won’t that double the amount of homeless people?

    Liam Walsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Joke poster though... Not that this being a tory policy would surprise me or anything, just that this was deliberate so doesn't fit the 'attempt' theme.

    Ladi Fuller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not go around cutting people, lol.

    Jag Yu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well that would surely lower their living population to zero.

    Sam Cook
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good intentions, bad execution.

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    #47

    To Beat A Breath Test

    To Beat A Breath Test

    omgitsmint Report

    MonkeyInTheMiddle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lost half of my brain cells after reading this

    MyloXyloto
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, this isn't relevant to the post, but STEVE HARRINGTON

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    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope she didn't swallow too much, or that's a trip to hospital

    Stolas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when i was in the psych ward for depression one time we had those hand sanitizer dispenser thingies and some guy was left unattended in the day room and i was in the therapy room(because if we were the only one in the room a psych tech didn't need to be in there with us and he was on room lockout since we both had/have bulimia, so he was alone in there while the others were doing room time) so anyways he was drinking the hand sanitizer out of the dispenser because he thought he'd get drunk off of it but i was like "yo wtf" since there were windows between the two rooms and i looked over and grabbed a psych tech's attention. he had to go to the ER

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    KitKat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But no more talking dirty... 😃

    Bubbles and sparks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so sorry for all the blonds that actually do have a brain that functions well ;)

    Iwan Pretorius
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not as stupid as people imagine, by drinking hand sanitizer that contains alcohol, not only will the test come up positive, in court it could be argued it was caused by the HS, so not whilst driving.

    Ara
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor girl. She’s probably just used to swallowing anything that finds its way into her mouth.

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    #48

    To Score A Goal

    To Score A Goal

    scot816 Report

    Grey the gendaflooid guy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵I came in like a wrecking ballllll🎶

    KENOBI
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This comment on a golden. Absolutely golden

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    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's going to leave a mark!

    Zack Podany
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Real tempted to make this my new profile pic.

    Cheesenacho
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez that looks like it hurt something fierce.

    LEGOPernille
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heyyyy. Thats our goalkeeper in Handball on our national team. And it DID hurt!

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    #49

    To Help Wheelchair Users

    To Help Wheelchair Users

    -D3lta- Report

    River Webb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just get up and walk, duh

    Mrs. Jan Glass
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You joke, but I hear this s**t too much. Usually from rideshare drivers. "It's just down the block." "You can't just walk around the corner to meet me?" "Just cross the street, okay!?" See, that "mobility issues" note means no, I can't. Pick me up where I indicated.

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    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is much more common that one would think. My grandmas appartment building spent a fortune renovating their hall to add a ramp to the elevator to comply with the norms of accessibility. Except that they left two high steps outside of the out door. So nobody with a wheelchair or a scooter can enter...

    BluEyedSeoulite
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen ramps that lead to a single step into a building

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    Marika
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The amount of stupidity is truly astounding!

    Deborah Harris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes I'll just park my accordion here

    Zack Podany
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is bad, but the one with the sign saying the wheelchair elevator is off and come upstairs to ask us to turn it on.... that one's masterclass.

    Hill Branda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess that means they can park on the stairs?

    Penny Hernandez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that an "after" picture of a wheelchair user who had to use this (not)ramp?

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    #50

    To Be Very Very Human

    To Be Very Very Human

    ShitStainedBallSack Report

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A failed attempt to be human. Metastasis or Fecesbook, Mark Zuckerberg is a sociopathic cancer.

    Raena Celis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've since deleted my Facebook account, and it feels good paying attention to myself and not what other people are eating at the moment

    Stinky Malinky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Humans eat McDonald’s off plates. Yes. That will fool them. Meats.

    G M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely he can afford a better haircut.

    Queen Boudicca
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps he is meeting with a certain former world leader who has a penchant for grease and fat...

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has to be staged. McDonals’ milkshake machines are always out of order. On the rare occasion they aren’t, they would be 100% melted before you got them home. You drink them ASAP. Humans know this.

    Lori w
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This so confusing and seemingly wasteful. Is no one going to drink the coffees on the right?

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    #51

    To Illustrate Someone Walking Down Stairs

    To Illustrate Someone Walking Down Stairs

    Aware_Region1288 Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sign at the Ministry of Silly Walks.

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more like, The Ministry of Funny Falls. 🤔

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    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ministry of silly walks

    Aisling Raye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I came to the comments to say the same thing! :)

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    KitKat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As modeled by John Cleese 🦵

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Ministry of Silly Walks, perchance? (to those unfamiliar with Monty Python, it's a Monty Python skit)

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A sign for armless people to be careful

    Debrina Blackmoon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fatboy Slim ft. Bootsy Collins - Weapon Of Choice [Official 4k ... https://www.youtube.com › watch

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    Rod
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They forgot John Cleese's hat!!

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    #52

    To Fix A Pothole In A Tropical Island

    To Fix A Pothole In A Tropical Island

    LVL100Stoner Report

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant, definitely saved a couple of alignment problems I'm sure

    Hana Hajská
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Problem solved. Too bad coconuts don't grow here in Czechia :D

    Nimues Child
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or here in New England USA, we could use this in the spring when it is mud / pothole season. That's a rather brilliant fix!

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    Raena Celis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Islander here....if it works, ya know?

    nicole
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Modern problems require modern solutions

    Ellie McGrath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey if it works it’s works. Asphalt isn’t just sitting around on an island probably

    Mosheh Wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts!

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one of our local supermarkets started selling bags of asphalt. DIY.

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    #53

    To Contain A Goose

    To Contain A Goose

    Zaritozic Report

    River Webb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you need a full SWAT team to get rid of one of those, no wonder they put up a sign

    SkekVi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nah you just need Simon from Wildlife Aid! He's got goose bags!

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    beldar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus, level 5 means it has a flame thrower

    Nimues Child
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My uncle had a small flock of geese who patrolled and protected his property better than anything. We couldn't get out of the car in his driveway without a cousin coming out to vouch for us with the geese!

    Penny Hernandez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are the geese on other levels friendly?

    CG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surprised we don't have any of these in Canada. Canadian Geese are no joke!

    Jordi Sharpe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a wonderful day at the train station, and you are a horrible goose.

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    #54

    To Draw A Girl On A Car

    To Draw A Girl On A Car

    thexbeatboxer Report

    DebSue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He must REALLY like his inflatable

    Rob Chapman
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deinver? Demver? Is it supposed to say Denver, like the city? Is that the alien creature's name?????

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good lord, she's melting! SHE'S THE THING!

    Ansi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How are women supposed to live up to all these different beauty standards of modern culture? 😡😉😉

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boneless chicks at Deinver!

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did she dive into an empty pool or was the truck rear ended by a semi?

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    #55

    To Extension

    To Extension

    TheCompletely Report

    Paula MV
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me there is no baby in that carriage.

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You better work that multi color mullet track! Slay it baby!

    Aisling Raye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was so focused on them smoking while pushing a stroller that I didn't even notice the hair at first.

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    #56

    To Recreate A Wholesome Family Photo

    To Recreate A Wholesome Family Photo

    Puzzleheaded-Sand50 Report

    MonkeyInTheMiddle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here is some eye bleach for anyone that immediately needs it (there is more in the page's comments too): eyebleach-...710a4b.png eyebleach-62e7882710a4b.png

    Susan S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They could have picked a different picture to recreate, but Nooooo.

    Tiki Stanford
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be worse, at least his hands are lower down in the latter picture???

    Ram
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh lord, have mercy...

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does not look so wholesome anymore.

    Özge Sezgin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man it looks so weird with her being on her father like that!

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the hands aren't as higher up.... I need some brain bleach though.

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    #57

    To Make An Inclusive Social Distancing Marker

    To Make An Inclusive Social Distancing Marker

    mcbobster6001 Report

    Susan S
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go Segregation! Woohoo!

    Kaori Fbj
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    The racism is to see racism in this sign.

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    #58

    To Keep People From Running Into Each Other

    To Keep People From Running Into Each Other

    SakibSadi96 Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should roleplay this. And film it.

    Winter's Dream
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ministry of silly walks has competition now

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m going in the middle - you can’t stop me!

    #59

    To Protest Abortion

    To Protest Abortion

    GreenBottom18 Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree. Aborting Jesus would save so much trouble.

    setsuriseikou
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And planned parenthood is totally the answer!

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    Colin Matthews
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does this religion care so much about sex?

    Patrick McKemie
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm OK with Jesus, just not the people who claim to worship him.

    tamèreestchaude
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bible is sooooooo poolife. Psalm 137:9: Happy is the one who seizes the infants of the enemies of Israel and dashes them against the rocks. When the flood happened, there were pregnant ladies who were killed. God also gave instructions on how to abort a baby who was the result of wedlock/ adultery. BUT YEAH THE BIBLE IS POOLIFE (Spelling it wrong on purpose)

    Aunty Fairy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a Christian... I often wonder why some people think it's not.... *sighs in disappointment*

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    Kitty Kat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this guy know something we don't? Is Jesus going to start paying child support?

    martin734
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If altar boys could get pregnant I bet the church would not be so anti-abortion.

    WhoThat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    weird how this is read as "Abort Jesus" but a few posts up, the pic is naturally read as "Just do nothing"

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    #60

    To Shoot Some Sweet Archery Video

    To Shoot Some Sweet Archery Video

    TheTim Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That could have gone a different way. Lucky person.

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re lucky nobody was hurt

    Beverly Hasegawa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much for having your phone protect you.

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just thought that. Next movie that shows a bullet stopped by a cell in a pocket I am going to be like, nah.

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    Milo
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooooohooo if he had his phone close to his face that would not have ended well

    #61

    To Hide From The Seeker

    To Hide From The Seeker

    _you_dont_know_me_- Report

    Down With Agent Hedgehog!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always. Me. At school my shadow just completely gives me away when I am hiding from mortal enemy.

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    #62

    To Get Uber Eats To Stop Delivering Unordered Food

    To Get Uber Eats To Stop Delivering Unordered Food

    RC123TheyCallMe Report

    Fishy Squid
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean just take it it’s free

    MagicalUnicorn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i woun't say no to free food, unless it's fish or raisins

    Tiki Stanford
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's the address on the order, like what is the driver supposed to do? I'd still drop it there too. Maybe even closer.

    Cecilia Herrera
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The driver would probably touch an area by the "Wet Paint" sign, just to see for themselves.

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....I always have the urge to do that

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    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well now they will just out of spite.

    #63

    To Choose A Sexual Orientation...

    To Choose A Sexual Orientation...

    steardSetsd Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he identifies as a ruler?

    Kassiopeia
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That wouldn't be sexual orientation i think but instead, well, what you identify as. Example: Im gay, I identify as Trans (Your joke is still funny tho)

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    Aidan Pite
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, it does kind of seem weird that they're mixing term types there. If they're going to use heterosexual why not also use homosexual, and if you're going to use gay/lesbian why not use straight?

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The amount of idiocy today just astounds me!

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is this intake form for? It seems inappropriate to ask at all.

    Shallot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s not inappropriate if the doctor needs to know potential STDs and stuff you might have.

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    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

    SkekVi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least they seem to have understood they were being silly, from the caption at the bottom.

    Laura
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a moment too :D

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    #64

    To Advertise Their Ethical Business

    To Advertise Their Ethical Business

    karvup Report

    Argle Bargle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll have one human trafficking for now please, and poverty and exploitation to go

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make sure to enjoy those last two at the same time!

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    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they’re honest, unlike big businesses

    RMA
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d like to return my poverty, please, for something that’s a better fit.

    Tiki Stanford
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just as bad, is he checking out the woman who just walked by? Looking for customers, I assume?

    Hope Springs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok but that has a cadence to it ... And it rhymes 😂😂😂

    #65

    To Convert People To Christianity

    To Convert People To Christianity

    luisgdh Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heaven's address for those interested. Under The Arches, Villiers Street, London, WC2N 6NG.

    Alexandru Bucur
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good one. And for those who don't know what it is, "Heaven" is a legendary superclub and a hot-spot of the LGBT community as it's home to probably the longest-running gay nightclub in London, "G-A-Y", opened in 1976.

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    CaptainDinosaur
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Heaven for the weather, hell for the company." - Sam

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what about dogs? I heard all dogs go to heaven.

    Libstak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please by all means point me to the bible passage saying this, I'll wait.

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Matthew 18:3 “Truly I say to you, unless you are __converted__ and become like children, you will not enter the kingdom of heaven. " John 14:6 Jesus *said to him, “I am the way, and the truth, and the life; no one comes to the Father but through Me.

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    Tamra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More Christian b******t.

    Skipper Laine
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is literally the exact opposite of what I believe. Being a nice person is the most important; the rest of your lifestyle comes second.

    Dave Van Beurden
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most Christians aren't very good people so it is true

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    #66

    To Be Helpful

    To Be Helpful

    KvK_07 Report

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, a nice refreshing hydrogen peroxide. It can make you blonde *and* slay a hard-earned thirst!

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hydrogen Peroxide? Someone REALLY hates their neighbours…

    foofoofloofy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sure, why not?" *promptly dies*

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    #67

    To Market The Politician

    To Market The Politician

    priths3 Report

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rather unfortunate wording

    NAVYA PRASAD
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The time when politicians spoke the truth

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hit the nail, right on the head!

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, he certainly looks the type.

    #68

    To Pull Off My 90s Look At Age 40!

    To Pull Off My 90s Look At Age 40!

    MarkIrishdude Report

    Matthew Moss
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This dude gets credit for still fitting in those ...jeans(?) tho.

    kath morgan
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had this phase in early 00s, loved them. My friend once accidentally caught a pigeon under hers.

    Alysia Grey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TFW you realize just *how* silly you looked as a teenager.

    Ansi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. 😲 Some trends should just be forgotten... 😀😉

    CD King
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was not a good time for mens/boys fashion

    Amber Mendoza
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jnco 40s. I had some 40in pant leg cuffs and back pockets big enough to easily and safely store an entire 40oz bottle of " pick ur beer"💗

    Danny Eglen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad always called them my 'Thunder pants'. Thanks dad.

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    #69

    To Be Patriotic

    To Be Patriotic

    DMLorance Report

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, technically Toyota cars for the US market are made in US. It's just that the money goes to Japan.

    loty moty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet these stickers are made in China.

    Down With Agent Hedgehog!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is kind of racist. If no Made In China product can get to anywhere else you’d be wondering where everything went. Chinese here.

    IDK_Something
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It absolutely is racist!! The irony here is the stickers are on a Toyota Echo, and Toyota is a Japanese manufacturer.

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the owner of the car that stupid?

    Thomas E S Thomas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That car is manufactured in Tennessee.

    Saturday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe, maybe not. Given the keyed lock on the trunk, this car may predate the Toyota factory in TN.

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    Justme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is surely a joke. A comic friend of mine used to have a “Buy American” sticker on his Toyota just to be funny.

    Vinay Pai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your statement Echoes back.

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    #70

    To Coexist

    To Coexist

    Jrewby Report

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.” -Mahatma Gandhi

    Cowws
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Christian I wish I could disagree. We try but we keep stuffing up

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    Rob Chapman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That note is proof that we haven't quite achieved the message of the sticker just yet.

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine being so entitled that you think you own all crosses in the world…

    Kylie Mountain
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! What is wrong with people that they think they get to police other people's BUMPER STICKERS for the sole reason that it's not the exact same message THEY want to see? They can get their own bumper sticker that says "I call myself a Christian but can't even be reminded of the existence of other religions" if they want to.

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    Speedgoat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone didn't get the memo.

    Ansi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Proudly writing that getting along and accepting others are not in their Christian faith?? 🤦‍♀️ Like in Christ? 🤦‍♀️ Jesus? 🤦‍♀️ The guy hanging with anybody that wanted to? 🤦‍♀️ Yeah... granted it was a long time I read the Bible but to quote someone she might respect, Omarosa: Jesus ain't say that.

    donna peluda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If Christ has been born and lived in modern USA Christians would go around with little electric chairs hanging round there necks. Churches would have massive electric chair on their roofs with sparks flying of them.

    Minath
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe someone stuck that note on someone else's car.

    Penny Lost
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes sense. After all, the cross is a murder weapon.

    Kitty Kat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "How dare you imply that I should tolerate other religions!"

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    #71

    To Teach Kids Some Math

    To Teach Kids Some Math

    sco-go Report

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the same type of person that says they want their large pizza cut into 8 slices because if they cut it into 12 slices it would be too much pizza....

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it exists. https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/1327277/a-man-asked-his-fiancee-a-simple-question-about-pizza-and-her-answer-is-unbelievable/

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    beldar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This child just found out they are smarter than the teacher.

    Laura Ketteridge
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The child is correct. The teacher is wrong. whilst 5/6 is a larger fraction than 4/6, I am utterly convinced that the teacher would choose 4/6 of a million pounds/dollars than 5/6 of a pound/dollar.

    Sarah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the answer to the question is 'It's not possible'? What kind of ridiculous question is that?

    Ansi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree with you that making a question with an answer "He can't" and/or "It's not possible" is kind of ridiculous. --> It even says THEY ALREADY ATE IT. <-- So the fact that it was possible was in the question. 🤦‍♀️ The kid actually solved the question, that if you eat more pizza but less slices, your pizza must have been bigger from the start. That's really clever for that kid to come up with. It's matematical correct too and he probably learned it in school. (Insert appropriate emoji here: __ All I've got is 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️) 😉

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    Asriel Dreemurr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same kind of people that thought a quarter pounder was larger than a third pounder

    Mere Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid comes up with a brilliant and correct answer and the teacher is having none of it? Bad teacher! If I was the child or a parent, I would do some complaining.

    Ansi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teacher during class: Children, listen carefully... 3/5 of this circle is smaller/less then 3/5 of this bigger circle. But they are both 3/5, even if they have different sizes. 😀 Teacher later during test: All circles are the same size!! It says they ate it but it's impossible to eat more pizza but less slices!!!! 🤬😡 Us commenting: 😯🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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    Vinay Pai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kid answered it right. Marty had a family size pizza. Luis' was 6'.

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    #72

    To Promote Anti-Gun Violence

    To Promote Anti-Gun Violence

    Electro-Lite Report

    Max
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You gotta appreciate the artistry. That is a good sniper rifle for one made of hair.

    JJ(they/them)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is impressive. just- how long does their hair look when it's down? wow.

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    #73

    To Do Math (60+22+8+20=110)

    To Do Math (60+22+8+20=110)

    mrduncansir42 Report

    Jeremy Jacobson
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    No because abortion should not be birth control. There are methods both sexes have to not get pregnant. Abortion should be for extreme situations.

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    always give everything 110%

    Ansi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excactly what I was thinking. They always says that in sports: "we'll give 110%".

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    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She wasn't a math major, just an activist

    G M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always give a 110%!

    Ansi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excactly what I was thinking. They always says that in sports: "we'll give 110%".

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    Frank Ropen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe it's just the wrong chart because multiple answers could be given

    Milo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, sometimes it's because the mother would get severely injured during the birth, probably resulting in the death of her and her child

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    #74

    To Put A Face Mask On An Infant

    To Put A Face Mask On An Infant

    reddit.com Report

    Ansi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel it's like Michael Myers 2020. Comes soon to a theater near you: Halloween on a plane with Samuel Jackson. 😯😲😉😉

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's working, isn't it?

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed so hard that I spat my tea all over my iPad. That poor baby…. 😂😂😂

    keighterz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok. But I have small children and it is nigh impossible to find masks that fit them.

    L.A. Trefry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clever. Better than a sick baby.

    #75

    To Screen Poops

    To Screen Poops

    CYBERSson Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if your poop is oversized? Are you supposed to cut it up? Into bite sized chunks as it were?

    My O My
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hence the poop knife from the other post

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    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you know the size/length it’s going to be BEFORE you go???

    River Webb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ill try my best, and ill keep any excess poo in my pocket untill i find a bin nearby!

    Winter's Dream
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Put that thing back where it came from or so help me!"

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Push, clinch, poop, push, clinch, poop, repeat as necessary

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Please cut your nugget if you're doing a big jobbie!'

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How am I supposed to know how big my poop is before I poop it?

    TheDivineMsM
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoops--- that poop is over the size limit. Let me scoop it out and put it back in my butt. Sorry 'bout that.

    Penny Lost
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So where is the ruler? How am I supposed to know??

    Fred Jacobson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess Ima have to sh it in the sink again.

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    #76

    To Say Thanks In Spanish

    To Say Thanks In Spanish

    praaany Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your mum came home with a grassy a*s the other day.

    Lord Hamad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rude and also disrespecting a whole language

    #77

    To Get Away With Paying Unlivable Wages

    To Get Away With Paying Unlivable Wages

    saft_bill Report

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you tell the world you're American without saying so? I thought the point of the Civil War was to abolish slavery.

    Kay Kelly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wasn't. It was economics. No war is ever for the greater good.

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    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ….or you could just pay them a living wage and not expect your customers to

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cough cough pay your damn staff cough cough.

    Jill Rhodry
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I truly don't understand the thinking "if we pay a living wage the cost of food will go up" - the cost of food is already 20% more expensive than the list price so increase your prices by 20% and PAY A LIVING WAGE!

    Penny Hernandez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, Kitava Team - How about paying a living wage?

    Malou Hedlund
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or you could just pay a reasonable wage

    LoudMansLover
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I absolutely know I'll be downvoted for this, but most servers do not *want* better wages. They like the tip system because they can often make more money on "good" nights. They don't want a trifling wage increase, they want you to tip more. I've been on websites where if anyone mentions the "living wage" concept they instantly get torn apart. I believe folks everywhere should be paid a living wage, btw. But since it hasn't happened yet we tip well.

    TheEndIsNigh🇨🇦&🇬🇧 in🇺🇲
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Completely understandable, but I would still tip a server even if they made a living wage. Your staff shouldn't have to DEPEND on the customers for reasonable wages, your staff should ALREADY be getting a reasonable wage (instead of posting these signs). Then, if the customer wants to tip on top of that, it's actually tip and not a contribution to their paycheck. There is a local sandwich shop that pays really well. The staff is amazing because they can relax and know that they don't have to cater to some a*****e to make a $2 tip so they can make enough for rent. We still tip them, and with the excellent service it's hard not to, they enjoy their job, feel valued, and it shows.

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    #78

    To Save The Hostage

    To Save The Hostage

    Plektrum72 Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they are both white?

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it's okay, look at their hands! They're clearly using some kind of white face mask but the cops weren't fooled! /s

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    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like Keanu Reeves said, "Shoot the hostage."

    Cindy Brick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had this exercise once at a shooting range -- got the assailant, all right, but 'kinda' wounded the hostage, too. Darn.

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    #79

    To Have A Fancy Dinner At The White House

    To Have A Fancy Dinner At The White House

    Turbulent-Gas-1034 Report

    Matthew Moss
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such an embarrassing scumbag.

    $cagsy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take the positives. At least he united the world in hilarious, uncontrollable laughter. We (UK) gave the world Boris to chuckle at as well so you're not alone.

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    MiriPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apart from the junk food choice - surely everything must be stone cold by the time anyone can eat it? Or was it just for show somehow?

    Nimues Child
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tragically, it was not for show. If I recall correctly, it was the "celebratory meal" served the Clemson Tigers when they won the College (American) Football national Championship. What should have been a great honor (visiting the White House and meeting POTUS)...was not. https://time.com/5502838/trump-clemson-football/

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    Nimues Child
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvoting you because that IS what Trump called them in the interview. https://time.com/5502838/trump-clemson-football/

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    Alexandra Davis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely it would be cold and all congealed?!

    KitKat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This explains soooo much!

    frederick clause
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was and still is a great example of the power of propaganda.

    Torbjorn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is unrelated but I've never had a Wendy's (don't live in us) are they good?

    JJFyre
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how many plates Trump threw at the wall

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    #80

    To Create Camaraderie

    To Create Camaraderie

    Jalsonio Report

    Kusotare
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they were all in the burn ward TOGETHER. That's being a team!

    Ansi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Naw, with Switzerlands healthcare they probably had seperate rooms and didn't see one another for hours. 😭😭 (that's a JOKE, because I bet their healthcare is super good)

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    keighterz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was their manager Michael Scott?

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't build much of anything if you can't stand.

    Jill Bussey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it with team building? Doing activities (like this) is embarrassing and ridiculous.

    Supertransistor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: if you walk fast enough, walking on hot coal will not burn you.

    Dynein
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But not *too* fast - if you run, your feet will dig deeper into the coals and you still get burned. You want to aim for a swift walk - fast enough that your feet won't stand too long on the coals, light enough that your feet won't sink in. Was tested in Mythbusters.

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    #81

    ...to Install A Faucet

    ...to Install A Faucet

    DeificClusterfuck Report

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bless his heart of trying…

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right, easy fix just switch to a different faucet

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    JJFyre
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He should be awarded a participation medal

    KitKat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So tell ne you're having problems in the bedroom with out saying 😉

    Samia Guled
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fixable, just need a little ramp there

    CG
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A for effort... F for execution.

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    #82

    To Be Inclusive

    To Be Inclusive

    MilesPrower314 Report

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't deny that that bin does look fabulous. Really brightens up the refuse area.

    SkekVi
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ikr? literally every fellow queer person I know would laugh and adore this (and probably make that same comment) XD

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    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be proud to put my gay trash in that dumpster!

    Pheeb Carter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone's garbage, the gays are just spicy garbage

    Boris’ Mom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beautiful! Gotta ask: Is there an "extra cost" for this dumpster to be used - (packaging)...? Gay tax / fee that seems to be used on "improved packaging"

    Boris’ Mom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, would you pay the "extra cost" for this dumpster to be used - packaging....

    #83

    To Be Clever

    To Be Clever

    nememess Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Product recall, unfortunately the water was not fart free as advertised.

    Laura
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When travelling, they often ask, while ordering water in restaurants, "with or without gas?" 🤷

    River Webb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn i do that too! except my water is usually a bit brown, and tastes gross

    #84

    To Send A Peace Message

    To Send A Peace Message

    PreafericitulDaniel Report

    James016
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer my pots roasted, but that's just me

    Dave Hinckley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the other side of the shirts are the same?

    #85

    To Make Waffles While High

    To Make Waffles While High

    Thefarmerbob Report

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...I can see myself making this mistake before my morning coffee.

    G M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once removed an onion from a bag, threw the onion away and brought the bag to the cutting board before my morning coffee.

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    Cody
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just pour a little more batter in the pan put that waffle back on top and close it. Hmmm... Double waffle...

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of those "brain.exe has stopped working" moments

    LoudMansLover
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd still eat it, lol. I find myself eating the batter while I make those anyway.

    G M
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn! The one they cooked was perfect.

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    #86

    To Pour Some Concrete

    To Pour Some Concrete

    BlankStarBE Report

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t just stand there and take a photo…get the kid out!

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or why is the kid outside obviously unattended in a dangerous work in progress area

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omfg are those people idiots? that child could get serious burns

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The truly sad thing is just how long that toddler was in that mess in the first place! It's not like it could jet across that mess in a couple of seconds

    L Venn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, why are they letting their toddler run around in that tetanus minefield...

    Cody
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The woman who I'm assuming is the mom is also running around barefoot in that tetanus minefield. I don't think they're all that bright.

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    Tina Girard
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they waiting for it to set?

    Alaskatgal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are they barefoot in a construction area??

    Nicola Roberts
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed, there's quite a bit to unpack here. Starting with why is everyone half dressed and finishing with I'm impressed a baby can take such wide clear footsteps without falling over.

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    Mama Penguin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have a concrete evidence the baby ruined the fresh pavement.

    LiuLiu
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    mom may need a tetanus shot

    Wilson.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That womans face says it all

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    #87

    To Win Against The Burglar

    To Win Against The Burglar

    Tutipups Report

    MagicalUnicorn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tell me you are in 'murica without telling me you are in 'murica

    Fernando
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happens not only in USA. I remember the same issue when I studied Law in Spain. The shotgun was pointing to the window that used the burglar.

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    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just disgusting and completely insane

    Max
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually read about this case (Katko vs Briney, 1971, Iowa). The farmhouse was uninhabited at the time of the robbery. The robber, Katko, had been convicted and served time for the robbery, but due to the injury to his foot (which almost required amputation) he was in terrible pain and struggled to walk. The ruling was that a property owner may defend their uninhabited property, but they may not use potentially lethal force. The shotgun was deemed so - especially if an exploring kid had broken into the property rather than an adult. (The Brineys admitted that it was potentially lethal, and that they had adjusted the angle of the shotgun to aim at what would be a less-lethal area on an adult.)

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    censorshipsucks
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    3 years ago

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    I bet if the burglar was black he'd have lost the case.

    #88

    To Use A Capo

    To Use A Capo

    shredslanding Report

    KitKat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So Boris is busking now. If he takes requests I have a few choice ones... 🖕

    Helen Waight
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sound of him departing our shores would be nice…

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    Penny Hernandez
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww - he's showing how he governed using music.

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    #90

    To Provide Device Security

    To Provide Device Security

    t0ms88 Report

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that makes me feel safe and secure!

    Penny Hernandez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm - I'll just grab a pencil and paper and draw it.

    #91

    To Write A College Essay…

    To Write A College Essay…

    Fluxcapacitron Report

    MonkeyInTheMiddle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "crushing turts", "stomp a turty", and "one percenter" were the best things written here

    TheEndIsNigh🇨🇦&🇬🇧 in🇺🇲
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, hands down the professor's responses have me rollin'!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    Bonnie Buttons
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an English teacher on her summer holiday, I really want to read the rest of this essay. In fact, I would pay for a copy.

    CT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These sorts of essays are the reason why I had to retire early from being an English professor. Reading this brought back some horrible essay-grading nightmares!

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m not sure that philosophy is this students strong suit

    B 🇺🇦🇨🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “You can’t just say perchance” has me cackling

    Rob Chapman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That F isn't quite a low enough grade.

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    #92

    To Spell “Pennies”

    To Spell “Pennies”

    bootslikethese Report

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what am I supposed to do with my pennis then? Geez, can't catch a break around here.

    Wilson.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the pen15 club...

    #93

    To Get Free Gas

    To Get Free Gas

    Bigboyrickx Report

    Losferatu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Writes the person driving a 6,000 lb gas sucking behemoth. Boo hoo...

    Sherrie Dawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Even those of us with vehicles that get GOOD gas mileage are still getting screwed over. Our car is around 22 MPG and it still cost us 40 bucks to get not quite 3/4 a tank. At the peak it would of been at least 60+ to do so. Before dementia Joe got into office? From a near EMPTY tank to fully tanked up our all time low, even precovid, we could do it for under 30

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    Kusotare
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I most certainly am NOT buying a$$holes.

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be a bad investment consider we find them for free in the wild

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    MonkeyInTheMiddle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They ARE from Florida...(by the way I'm not saying all Floridians are Trump supporters)

    Patrick McKemie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who needs to buy assholes when you already get one for free?

    Asriel Dreemurr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case anyone else has trouble reading like I did for a bit, the back of the car says “If you voted 4 Biden follow ME to the pump. You’re buying!! A$$holes”. There’s also a symbol of what appears to be a middle finger and the initials “FJB” (neither of which I understand the meaning of)

    Tara Moov
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An American rude hand gesture and shorthand for "f*ck Joe Biden" (because the driver had already exhausted writing all the words he could spell)

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    Aisling Raye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the going rate for assholes lately?

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    #94

    To Take A Proper Selfie With Donald Trump

    To Take A Proper Selfie With Donald Trump

    _Xyreo_ Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump looking more human than ever in this photo.

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many people told me. Many many smart, bountiful people. Lots of people who are smart and beautiful they just come up to me and they, those many many people that happens to be smart and beautiful, they told me, trump looks the most human when he isn't in the picture.

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    KitKat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's how he blends his makeup... 😂

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know he's saying "hippy"

    #95

    To Stop Vandalism

    To Stop Vandalism

    _Latte- Report

    #96

    To Stop Me From Downloading "A New Browser"

    To Stop Me From Downloading "A New Browser"

    4BDUL4Z1Z Report

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got this too when I changed laptops. Microsoft continuously being clingy like "c'mon bro you've got me already, who's chrome? I can do everything chrome can do, are you sure? this is on you if you do it".

    Aisling Raye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Microsoft sobbing softly on your front porch waiting for you to come back and apologize before losing its sh!t, crashing windows, and making your life miserable.

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    SkekVi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i am begging y'all to stop using the spyware that is chrome and use firefox.

    censorshipsucks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe "edge" is just a wrapped chrome anyway so. "Edge replaced Microsoft Internet Explorer as the default browser, and in 2022, IE will be retired completely. Edge was originally an HTML-based browser, but in 2020 Microsoft released a new version of Edge based on Chromium, the same Google open-source software that Chrome uses.19 Jul 2022

    FabulousMari
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing MS Edge is good for is downloading other browsers. Then it gets deleted. Thank you for your service Edge!

    Sherrie Dawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Microsoft edge came with my laptop and that's what I've been using. I actually would of downloaded Internet explorer because I prefer it but it's not compatible with UBO and I doubt it's compatible with sponsorblock

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just the Netscape debacle all over again. This country could really use some anti-trust action right about now.

    #97

    To Donate Without Any Personal Benefits

    To Donate Without Any Personal Benefits

    Thiccums- Report

    Ember
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well this is sickening

    beldar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the people who brought you Perris Hilton

    Teresa Scott
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just donate the effing money, you disgusting aholes!

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    #98

    To Make Pesto

    To Make Pesto

    lonehydrangea Report

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too much pounding, not enough twisting.

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Attempt was mad to make a mortar more like

    #99

    To Be Uplifting

    To Be Uplifting

    TriangleDoodler Report

    MonkeyInTheMiddle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Do" is pronounced the same way as "du", which is "you" in German, so technically, this still works...

    Anna Snorrepot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    technically correct is the best of correct :)

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    Ozacoter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who is Do? Lucky bastard

    #100

    To Catch A Bug Stuck In Ice Cream

    To Catch A Bug Stuck In Ice Cream

    NukaDadd Report

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if they tried thawing it out? A lot of frogs and toads can survive being frozen.

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toads can survive freezing temperatures, but they normally slow their metabolism over time as ambient temperatures drop, this was a pretty instant situation and being flattened by whatever machine put the lid on the tub probably didn't help.

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    MonkeyInTheMiddle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOO POOR FROG/TOAD, unless he somehow didn't die, but WHY

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New version of Toad in the Hole.

    Down With Agent Hedgehog!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    RESCUE ITTTTTTTTT! Dig it out and put it in water it won’t die, I once found a frozen froggo in my yard and it was ok.

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for ruining ice cream forever.

    Milo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was actually confirmed to be fake. The frog was actually frozen and then put in there.

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    #101

    To Grill Some Ribs

    To Grill Some Ribs

    cleandeeds Report

    Cecilia Herrera
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did those poor ribs ever do to you?

    Oerff On Tour
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they're a little bit undercooked. Maybe a day or two longer on the grill will do the trick

    Awkward lady
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given the state of the grill, maybe it's just as well! I'm going vegetarian....

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call this a win. With the state of the grill, I don't want to eat anything from here.

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    #102

    To Predict The Rapture

    To Predict The Rapture

    VoodooStudios Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did I miss it it? Damn! Was it in the papers? On the news?

    David Leick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, time is going backwards. At least in the USA.

    SkekVi
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    what's so special about 1988??

    #103

    To Beat A Man V Food Challenge

    To Beat A Man V Food Challenge

    Ikhlas37 Report

    kathryn stretton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give him credit, he also ate a few fries and one onion ring ;)

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    MiriPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I surely hope the rest did not go to waste...

    Marcel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all know it's stone cold now, and will be chucked away. Sad.

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    digitalin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a ridiculous amount of food for one person. I don't get these food challenges.

    Sherrie Dawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me neither. Like I love food and I get occasional pig outs like going to the buffet but I can't imagine eating that much food in one session. Judging by the tray size, mom and I could each make at least 3 meals out of that plus still have leftovers

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    Gionanna
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A win for his arteries LOL

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FFS Callum! You didn't even try the fries!

    #104

    To Prevent Shoplifting

    To Prevent Shoplifting

    fehu_berkano Report

    #105

    To Have A Loving Wife

    To Have A Loving Wife

    reddit.com Report

    Rob Chapman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see a divorce in the near future

    Aisling Raye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It always helps to remember that the cost of a divorce attorney is much less than the cost of a defense attorney for a murder trial.

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    Anyone-for-tea?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oof, if a man tried to do this to my gaming schedule, I think I’d sooner get rid of the man than my PS4. Imagine, “every 30 mins on Bored Panda equates to a dinner out” 😱

    Sherrie Dawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. Though as an AroAce I won't have that problem, lol.

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    Paula MV
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, mom...I mean, wifey

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much PS5 time do I get if I buy wifey a "toy" and a supply of Duracell batteries?

    Lee Macro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot less than if you hooked said toy up to the mains

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    Ladedah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally just took a screenshot of this and sent it to my husband with the following caption: "The next time I ask you to take care of your beer bottles, just be glad you didn't actually marry a psycho control freak." When you've been together 18 years, little reminders about the "other side" can help to re-ground perspective. 🤣. We're both very strong-minded, independent people... a note like this (from either side) would have (and still would) result in all out war!!!

    Hydra (she/her)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was also half-expecting a sexual favor on this list

    Notyomama
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I felt like I had to do this, I would get a divorce.

    kath morgan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girl don’t mother him, demand better.

    LoudMansLover
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just divorce him. Let a woman gamer have him, we appreciate fellow gamers, not demean them. Although I have my husband (and our consoles and arcade machines) so I'm fine lol.

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    Little Phoenix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought "playing time" meant something else at first 😋

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    #106

    To Encourage Buying 2

    To Encourage Buying 2

    MacDougalTheLazy Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll have one hot dog twice please. Also if you accidentally slice all the way through the hotdog bun, does the hot dog become a sandwich?

    #107

    To Simply Display The Mall Hours

    To Simply Display The Mall Hours

    MrXenonuke Report

    Panda in the Fake South
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is reasonable. Hours at places have been changing frequently and replacing the lettering everytime would be expensive and time consuming.

    Cody
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A good idea in theory, but the best option would be to post it in such a way that the glare doesn't render the QR code un-scannable

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    Thomas E S Thomas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's in Hawaii. The link includes a map.

    #108

    To Make A Joe Rogan Cake

    To Make A Joe Rogan Cake

    irishrugby2015 Report

    Aisling Raye
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought there was supposed to be a cake. This is just a photo of Joe Rogan. You can tell by the oozing puss from what should be his brain.

    Rosanna Jackson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks perfect. Like The Picture of Dorian Grey. This represents his soul

    pink_panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, mushy brains and all.

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    #109

    To Be (Or Not Be) A Grandmaster Without A King!!

    To Be (Or Not Be) A Grandmaster Without A King!!

    The-Generate-Soul Report

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smart thinking. The opponent cannot get checkmate.

    T'Mar of Vulcan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The board is also set up wrong. White square must be at bottom right on both sides.

    Valter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Square white on the right corner....

    M Kawai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They weren't really playing, just a photo shoot

    CaptainDinosaur
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the future the anarchists want.

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    #110

    To Add An Egyptian Hiroglyphic Mural (Photo Taken At New Public Park In Egypt)

    To Add An Egyptian Hiroglyphic Mural (Photo Taken At New Public Park In Egypt)

    I_Am_Become_Dream Report

    Jackie Dray
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was an advertisement for assassin's creed origins

    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me thinks this maybe a fake......