Hilarious Moments When An Attempt Was Made, But It Didn’t Go As Expected (50 New Pics)
InterviewIf at first you don’t succeed, try, try again… though in some cases it’s best to stop, take a deep breath, and have a good long think about what you’re actually trying to accomplish. It takes a lot of guts to admit that, hey, maybe you were the supervillain here or that maybe it’s best to cut your losses and move on.
Some of the most hilarious and groan-worthy fails end up being shared on the majorly popular ‘There Was An Attempt’ subreddit. A community that unites over 3.25 million redditors, r/therewasanattempt is a celebration of bad luck, incompetence, and plain old attempts at mustache-twirling villainy. We’ve collected their best and freshest viral posts to share with you, Pandas, so scroll down, enjoy, and upvote your fave pics.
When you’re done, drop by the comments and tell us about the biggest ‘There Was An Attempt’ style fails you’ve ever seen. If you love the subreddit and what it stands for (aka all the humor), then go give them a follow and check out Bored Panda’s previous articles about them here: Part 1 and Part 2. And remember, Pandas, don’t ever give up on your dreams… but only if what you’re doing is objectively good.
Redditor u/F4T4-M0RG4N4, one of the moderators helping run the entire r/therewasanattempt subreddit, was kind enough to answer our questions. Check out what they told Bored Panda below.
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To Help
My thoughts too: big canine dental bill pending
Load More Replies...OMG what a cutie! I hope he got plenty of belly scratches and extra treats for being such a good boy and "helping" out!
And going to the actual redit post just spoiled it for me but I'm still saying he's a cutie
Load More Replies...It’s an illusion. The tail of the statue looks like the dogs snout but the dog is giving it a sniff on the side. :)
We were curious to get the moderator's opinion as to why r/therewasanattempt has been as successful as it is. "Pertaining to the success of the community, I think it really came down to the shear flexibility of the topic," u/F4T4-M0RG4N4 told Bored Panda.
"Across the globe, there are constant instances of attempts which go horribly (and funnily) wrong. r/therewasanattempt is a subreddit that brings these moments in time to one place," they said.
Bored Panda really wanted to get to grips with what it's like to be a Reddit moderator. u/F4T4-M0RG4N4 gave us a glimpse at what goes on backstage.
"When working as a moderator, the time you spend volunteering hours depends on your position and what you’ve established. If you are a top mod, you can expect more time to be used modding," they explained that how time-intensive the job is will heavily depend on where in the hierarchy you fall.
To Be A Smart Cop
So everyone's cover was blown, and no valid arrests were made. I pity the people that had to document how this mess occurred.
In 2017, Detroit police officers from the 11th Precinct (not undercover) attempted to serve a search water and detain (what was unknown to them) undercover officers from 12th precinct who were posing as drug dealers from a house located in the 11th Precinct. There unfortunately was no communication or cooperation between the two Precincts. The arresting officers were not undercover or disguised as drug buyers. While the police from the 11th Precinct attempted to serve the warrant and detain the undercover officers from the 12th Precinct, additional police officers from the 12th Precinct arrived and a brawl ensued. https://amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/nov/17/detroit-police-officers-brawl-after-undercover-drugs-raid-goes-wrong
Load More Replies...What happened with the drug dealers who were actually there 🤔
"We don't want to tell them about our operation incase they have a mole," was heard in stereo.
Communication is such a difficult thing even with all the technology we have at our fingertips..
To Give The Dog A Pool
Friendly reminder: downvotes are NOT dislike buttons. Downvoting a comment just because you don't agree = not cool. If a comment gets downvoted, its author will get banned from the site. So please downvote only in case of obvious spam ("how to make cash") or if someone is literally harrassing a fellow panda
👍 A good reminder. I was downvoted for joking a duckling was less cute then a puppy and kitten. Now I've been downvoted for saying something about a cabbage pizza. Next time I get downvoted I'll be banned from the site! So please everyone, skip voting if you disagree, downvote spambots and rude/mean pandas.
Load More Replies..."As far as how difficult it is to mod, I think it is difficult starting out, but you quickly get the hang of things! The more you participate, the more you can make decisions that are generally well received," the mod told us.
"When I initially joined r/therewasanattempt, I think the other two mods added me due to me being generally active in other communities. But subreddits are constantly opening mod applications which is the best way to show interest in the position," u/F4T4-M0RG4N4 said that the best way to become a moderator yourself is to just go for it and apply.
According to u/F4T4-M0RG4N4, moving on from incredibly embarrassing moments in life comes down to realizing that these things happen to everyone. "It's best to acknowledge that and laugh about it with friends in the future."
The ‘There Was An Attempt’ subreddit has carved out a sizeable niche for itself since its founding in the late summer of 2015. It’ll be celebrating its 7th birthday in just a few weeks’ time. It just goes to show that quality humor and a good meme format go a long way when it comes to laying the groundwork for a flourishing online community.
If you’re planning on being an active member of the community, then any posts you make have to show unsuccessful attempts. There’s no room for victory on r/therewasanattempt, nope.
To Look Dangerous
Imagine yourself feeling fierce and wild, threatening someone, and everyone else is just like "Aaaaawwww how cute"....🥲
"Clyde!" "Roger! It's been too long since we last met. How are you?" *bear hugs*
They look like my kittens when they first came home at 12 weeks old, trying to intimidate our golden retriever. (they all became great friends)
They are fascinating. And endangered. Neither bear or raccoon: The name panda is believed to come from the Nepali word "ponya," meaning "bamboo eater” or “bamboo footed." Despite sharing a common name, giant pandas and red pandas are not closely related. Red pandas are the only living members of their taxonomic family, Ailuridae, while giant pandas are in the bear family, Ursidae.Sep 18, 2020
To Scare Away A Prankster
They really should just embrace it and put a giant Sonic sticker on the door
Load More Replies...I know a teacher who has the same problem, but her name needs no other letters... A. Pond
Please tell me her first name is "Amelia" or "Amy!"
Load More Replies...To Make Sure Everyone Knew They Were Religious
LOL!- they can't even see it when it's right in front of them 🤣🤣🤣
Load More Replies...Could be worse. They could be the Campaign for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society.
Meanwhile, every single post has to follow the same format that everyone else uses. The title that you use ought to be a continuation of the phrase, ‘There was an attempt…’, and then you just fill in the rest with what someone tried and failed to do.
The team running the subreddit explains it all in detail right over here. If you don’t follow this rule, your post will end up being removed, so don’t let others miss out on your awesome content just because you forgot how to word the title properly.
To Eat A Muffin
So cute but I hope he didn't get it as chocolate isn't good for doggos.
POV: You’re that one kid who bangs on the glass at aquariums to catch the shark’s attention
To Find A Good Excuse
This pretty much sums up marijuana as a whole. Non pot smokers think stoners are like.... shooting up schools & ruining the world.... but really... this is what stoners are up to. Just an infinite loop of smoking weed & forgetting they can't smoke weed... but then Forgetting about forgetting & just stoned 24/7... & no memory that you're not supposed to smoke. Stoners are hilarious
To Win
Previously, my colleagues spoke about the subreddit with one of its many moderators, redditor u/F4T4-M0RG4N4. According to them, what sets r/therewasanattempt apart from other subreddits "is how the posts within the subreddit are usually direct posts, whereas r/fail, [for example,] has mostly links to YouTube, and most Redditors prefer to stay on Reddit than to be redirected to another site altogether.”
"Besides, I also think that because of the size of r/therewasanattempt, it's a lot easier to get a post to be seen (plus, the algorithm helps).”
To Stop Allie From Sitting On The Cake
Maybe the cat is not Allie, maybe Allie is a weird cake sitting co-worker
Let’s not shame cake-sitting, we don’t want to be that kind of society
Load More Replies...Are we just going to ignore the great naming pun??? Allie Cat! F'in Purr-fect!
To Use A Pickup Truck
He forgot that the bed was locked... so he told his buddy to just hold it. No big deal.
Load More Replies...I've never understood the fascination a lot of people have with treating their automobile like humans. Or being upset when it gets used and dented. It's only purpose is to get you from one place to another faster, hence auto mobile. Who cares what it looks like as long as it gets you where you need to go? I guess that's the problem with some humans, holding things in higher regard or valuing material items over actual humans. Some folks really do love and cherish items more than each other and that's just really sad. I think we've all lost sight of the purpose of things and the purpose of humanity for real. Cars of course should be maintained but the idea that it's normal to be that hyper sensitive emotionally about an object really shows you how lost we are as a species.
Load More Replies...Massachusetts General Laws, Part I, Title XIV, Chapter 85, Section 36 talks about unsecured loads. Too bad there's no penalty for being a dumbass.
By the look of it, it's one of those trucks that have a lid on the bed so one can't actually carry large items with it as they should
The lid raises. Also, he could lower the tailgate..
Load More Replies...To Draw A Front Facing Horse
Me in my house mirrors vrs me in stores mirrors. Seriously why we look so bad in there? It makes me want to buy less no more...
I think it's all about the lights there, but omg, you're so right
Load More Replies...Even Simpsons animators can't do front facing characters (google it, it's scary). So, I'm fine with this, it's even better...makes the horse looks scared, begging and surrendering.
Saving you the trouble of googling it: Screenshot...9b51f5.png
The team running everything behind the scenes trips to be as impartial as they can be. They prefer to let the members of the community shape the subreddit how they see fit.
"The most common problems are [the same that are] seen throughout all subreddits that I mod/have modded in the past, but it's mostly spam and hate speech (which we always remove), though hate speech is mostly in the comments,” mod u/F4T4-M0RG4N4 said.
To Be Prepared For Parenting
To Hide His Face
Not sure why this comment had a down vote.... Upvoted to fix it
Load More Replies...why does that low key look like anthony ramos (john laurens in hamilton)
To Make Things Complicated
"As for the community of the subreddit, I don't think I could really summarize it. This is another thing I see throughout most subreddits, but the communities are made up of many different people, with different stances on ideas and different personalities. That's also what I love about Reddit, everyone is on here using the platform, be it for better or worse, you get a little bit of everything,” they shared with Bored Panda.
According to the redditor, people really enjoy the slapstick comedy element of the sub. “At the end of the day, everyone is laughing,” u/F4T4-M0RG4N4 said.
To Cook Smiley Buns
Even if that were a word, I doubt that's how you would spell it.
Load More Replies..."Tortured souls, begging for death and throwing up at the same time. These poor little buns are having a really bad day.. Ha, ha, ha....
Just wait, it gets worse for them once the butter and jelly come out.
Load More Replies...Those would be great for Halloween. "Here, try a vomiting bun. They're great!"
To Stop Thieves
This was successful! They put out a lovely invitation and someone rose to the occasion.
There is definitely someone who could get away with that defense in court.
To Remain Anonymous
“When I first joined the team, it was mostly a screenshot sub,” they told Bored Panda that after some drama about how there were only three moderators keeping things in check, they invited more people to join the team. They also removed the screenshot posts.
To Ban This Image
Are the Russian bots already trying to down vote this?! I think with this new style he looks FABULOUS!
Yeah, I can see that. Bleh to both. Bianca_del...59ce5d.jpg
Okay, with all the stylizing, I thought this was a whitewashed version of the guy that is in YouTube videos that does the most simple solutions to stupid things while his face does this: -_-
Or wait, is it on TikTok? One of the social medias that does videos
Load More Replies...Who ever created those false lashes for him did wonders 😂
To Not Pay The Painter
And I will def pay him well, and offer some coffee and cake to get a chance to hear what stories he has to tell 😍
Load More Replies...Terry needs to learn that nothing comes free.. Especially, employing someone to paint your house then refusing to pay them.
Hopefully terry goes to pay the bill but asks the painter to paint over the writing, and then the painter says that's extra. That's what I hope.
To Make A Holy And Pure Stained Glass
"I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing jesus" - eric cartman
How does someone not see what this looks like after designing it, making it, buying it, putting it up or after putting it up?
Very recently, Bored Panda spoke about embracing failure and how to react to embarrassment with Suzanne Degges White, Ph.D, a Licensed Counselor and a Professor at Northern Illinois University.
"A sense of humor and flexibility are key traits to successful adulthood and being able to laugh at our missteps allows us to go easy on ourselves when we do something potentially embarrassing,” she told us.
To Inspire Graduate Students
I guess either way that goes, they won't have to pay them anymore
Load More Replies...To Hack A Smartphone
What happened to the Nigerian prince, he was such a friendly guy.
Looks like he finally got his fortune out of the country 🤣🤣
Load More Replies...I bet they're operating out of a part of the world where the keyboard doesn't have a dollar sign on it.
Load More Replies...To Make A Sign
Its understandable. If not your dog will get used to delicious roasted children; and its just too expensive too feed them that.
sad that inflation is even affecting law abiding cannibals and witches :(
Load More Replies...So people are eating children and I should clean after THEM?! What am I, their servant?! They shall do it themselves, thank you very much...
“No one likes to 'lose face,' and that is engrained to varying degrees across cultures. Unfortunately, our brains may be especially prone to catastrophizing events and so we might make something more out of something no one else really noticed and no one else will recall later on," the professor explained to Bored Panda.
To Make A Cute Panorama Picture
A cat's perception of the self when scheduled feeding times happens 0.01 seconds late
That's exactly what I thought of! 😸 There is some meme about this with a similar pic.
Load More Replies...From the show Disenchantment. That’s what I thought of too.
Load More Replies...To Spell The Word ' Trust '
Makes you wonder if the ‘misspelling’ was actually intentional.
Load More Replies...You made me snort out my coffee! Superb ;p
Load More Replies...To Send A Text
Siriously wait til I'm done talking before you tell me you know what I'm saying Siri
Someone did that on my phone, and it was about the same set of reasoning.
"For decades, magazines have been publishing those 'Boy! Was my Face Red!' type of columns where people shared their embarrassing moments. When we are able to 'get it off our chest,' we actually feel better about the event. That's a healthy response to an embarrassing moment. When our personalities are wired to feel that we must be 'perfect' in all that we do, we internalize negative feelings about the mistake we made and mistakenly assume that everyone else is judging us due to that one moment," she said.
To Talk To Teenagers
omg this is sooo sus/cringe. TBH this soo needs to be banned or IDK, like actually no teen speaks like this, everrr. bye bye fam, Slay queens!!!!!
My 14 year old daughter actually laughed at this!!! FINALLY!!!!! It finally happened everyone!! Something i thought was really funny... Showed to daughter..... And SHE thought it was funny!!!! ITS FINALLY HAPPENED😭😭😭😝😝😝🤓LOL
currently wearing a camp tshirt that says "camp stop wont stop" lol!!
Load More Replies...I know two (2) 23-yos that speak like this. TWO. ACTUAL. WHOLE. 23 year olds. And they aren't dumb either. Well.
not one and a half. TWO ENTIRE PEOPLE. (I'm not making fun of you i talk like this, i mean saying "entire" for emphasis, and i think it's funny to see others doing it as well)
Load More Replies...i do still say lit but that died in like 2018 at the latest for most people
Load More Replies...I mean, I'm 31 and a Librarian, and I actually kinda like the right one. As goofy as it is, they'll remember it more than the left one.
Hmm not sure it could pick up on this particular dialect. The accent is all wrong.
Load More Replies...To Hatch Some Eggs
Well... just maybe she's one of those rare kitty cats that lays eggs. Did you ever think of that? Huh??
To Sound A Little Fancy
hmm well the spanish person is obviously not accustomed to the british phrase "i'm afraid", so... no harm no foul.
The kind of conversations we have at work (team is half french half ukrainian and some french have very poor english skills... How awkward... Feel bad for them all the time 😂 I'm french btw 🙃)
When you tell the scrum master "don't be afraid" 😂 Could almost be an IT meme 😂
Load More Replies..."Fortunately, our brains are designed to protect us from pain and many of us may suffer horrible humiliation at some point in our lives, but we can benefit from a brain that allows us to 'selectively forget' the incident or else we're able to rationalize it by reminding ourselves that 'everyone makes mistakes,' 'it was just one time and no one will remember it,' or similar healthy responses."
To Support The “Canada First” Rally
How many drinks for the discussion to go in a favorable direction?
Load More Replies...People who dress up like that, with glasses and face covered aren't there to protest or anything. They are there to cause problems.
To reduce the risk of an infection, you really want to do that second... or third, depending on your interests.
At Wholesome Positivity
I am currently living in my turnip, playing truant, and eating ecstasy tablets.
Kudos on this Nathaniel! We'll all be by your turnip this evening!
Load More Replies...In Korea, Koreans think having English words on their clothing is cool, kinda like how some white people think having Chinese or Japanese random words tattooed on them them is cool
this t-shirt was designed to look like this, it was intented, and it is old, very old joke.... even in my country (not usa)
To Be Healthy
You got your banana in my Reese's. You got your Reese's in my banana. A new flavor is invented.
Everyone should put their s**t back where it goes. Don't be a lazy a*****e. Someone else has to go behind you and clean it up. Ever worked retail? It sucks. Put ur s**t back.
Woah ok. *would have done that too* My spelling clearly needs work lol
Load More Replies...I love Reese's, but I'd rather have the bananas, as long as they are green...
To Produce Tears During The Act Of "Crying"
She wants to produce tears very badly. She is trying so hard as she squinches her face so tightly. Kinda reminds me when someone is constipated, pushing so hard, but nothing is coming out....
When we stop talking about and posting about her
Load More Replies...Should have watched one of those "deaf people hear for the first time" compilations before going on the stand. Those always get the waterworks flowing.
Shoot! Now I have to go back and green arrow all the comments by people who recognize what a liar she is.
Load More Replies...Bored Panda def has a point of view on this app. They don't go after Ted Cruz like they do her
To Create A Children's Game
wait... this is a German children's game that I actually played again with my siblings two months ago
This game also exists in Germany. In our language and without that concerning illustration, it is perfectly innocent. 😅
Yeah, but it's "poor black cat", that's what makes it innocent :D
Load More Replies...It's a game from the 1920's, when the word "pussy" was quite innocent, and just meant cat. The image is from a time when we didn't all have dirty minds. The purpose of the game is for the player who is the "kitty" to try to get the other players to laugh. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poor_pussy
Load More Replies...We played a version of this in Sunday School, but there were no pussies involved. The person in the middle was 'it' and they had to go around asking the other people, "____, if you love me, won't you please smile?" while making silly faces or whatever to get them to smile. The other person had to keep a straight face while replying, "_____, I love you but I just can't smile." Same game, much less disturbing.
To Be Inspirational
To Find A Roommate With Benefits
This creep is looking for a lover - maid - cook, that is young enough to be his daughter. Yuck.
That was my first thought too....Age gaps in adult relationships aren't a big deal, but it's kind of creepy when you specifically look for someone young enough to be your daughter.
Load More Replies...I'd like to think this is a joke that Owen's roommates have played on him. Yes. That has to be it. Because I can't live in a world in which this poster is real.
I have to fix it for him.... "Looking for a young and impressionable woman to pay me to be my live in maid/Mom/sex slave. I can offer miserable living conditions, an unreliable and increasingly flaccid penis, a lack of social and life skills, and a controlling nature. Apply at Red Flags appts"
If he could afford it I bet the poster of that advert would mail order a woman in a crate from the Philippines.
Although this is sexist and completely JUST INSANE on matters, I am more angry at this Owen guy wanting the woman to clean the entire place for him. Dude the poor girl is not your maid or your clean-up-after-your-lazy-butt person following you around.
And cooking, and the age stuff. Dude is insane.
Load More Replies...To Fly To New York
Well... That isn't technically fair. Not all Russians are contributing or even supporting what is happening between Russia and Ukraine. It is mostly government officials making all the calls and soldiers doing their job because they have no other choice. I agree, what Russia is doing to Ukraine is f****d up, but it isn't fair to take it out on all Russians. 🥺
Load More Replies...I seem to be the only one worried about the plane track not making it all the way to the land..
This may have been taken when Russia invaded Ukraine. Many airspaces refused Russian planes.
Load More Replies...This took me a few minutes to understand. TL:DR; Flight from Moscow to JFK turns around OVER halfway to JFK.
To Translate A Business Sign
Nerd as I am, I had to get it through Google translate, it said:. Fashion Ironing and Dyeing Clubhouse 217 Trend Frontline
To Prevent Employees From Discussing Wages
it is actually illegal to prevent employees from discussing wages lmao, so whoever is trying to enforce that could be arrested
To Register The Pet
The only error is that the form has the two headings switched. In view of that, this is the best way to fill it out. The section with "contact number" should say "owner," and the section with "breed" and "microchip" should say "pet."
To Appreciate Your Employees
Soooo...the reward is basically a card saying Get The F**K Out. But come back for your shift.
To Look Tall
Gwendoline Christie is 6ft 3 and Emilia Clarke is 5ft 2
Load More Replies...I would never, ever, ever where heels like that. Better off to wear straight up stilts if you must be taller, it would be kinder to your feet.
This has just confirmed how ridiculous me and my husband look together 🤦♀️ he's 6'5 and I'm 5'.....
My uncle is 6'7" and my (late) aunt was just under 5'. They had 2 sons who made the stairsteps in their family picture lined up tallest to shortest (her). <3
Load More Replies...Gwendolyn Christie’s six foot is a bit of an ask for Emilia. She’s only little
To Get Dressed
I dunno, that left foot looks like it has an arch on the outside. Looks more like a right shoe.
Load More Replies...Is that a right shoe on his left foot? How did he put his pants on backwards? So many questions.
Exactly what I came to comment but checked if anyone else said it first! Great minds. Lol
Load More Replies...And the shoes… are difference from each other. Maybe he stole that card with those pants
Apart from the obvious, it looks like the shoe on his left foot as actually one for his right foot!
To Support Embryos
kinda wish i could ovulate and egg mcmuffin, and i don’t even like eggs!
Load More Replies...Purty sure eggs don't dream, because they're... eggs.
Load More Replies...okay but real talk, i saw a billboard near me that was like "i have eyes by 14 days old!" with a picture of a fetus. like, okay? even if that's true, 1) there's nothing to see so who cares, and 2) just because the (microscopic) eyes are there doesn't mean they work, and doesn't mean the thing they're attached to has a soul, can survive on its own, or should be considered a person. i hate billboards like this.
Except one’s fertilized and will eventually be born as a human child; the other has not been fertilized and will never hatch a chicken no matter how long you leave it alone. False equivalency… though the coincidence is still kinda funny 😆
To Reduce The Amount Of Homeless People
Joke poster though... Not that this being a tory policy would surprise me or anything, just that this was deliberate so doesn't fit the 'attempt' theme.
To Beat A Breath Test
Sorry, this isn't relevant to the post, but STEVE HARRINGTON
Load More Replies...when i was in the psych ward for depression one time we had those hand sanitizer dispenser thingies and some guy was left unattended in the day room and i was in the therapy room(because if we were the only one in the room a psych tech didn't need to be in there with us and he was on room lockout since we both had/have bulimia, so he was alone in there while the others were doing room time) so anyways he was drinking the hand sanitizer out of the dispenser because he thought he'd get drunk off of it but i was like "yo wtf" since there were windows between the two rooms and i looked over and grabbed a psych tech's attention. he had to go to the ER
Load More Replies...I'm so sorry for all the blonds that actually do have a brain that functions well ;)
This is not as stupid as people imagine, by drinking hand sanitizer that contains alcohol, not only will the test come up positive, in court it could be argued it was caused by the HS, so not whilst driving.
To Score A Goal
Heyyyy. Thats our goalkeeper in Handball on our national team. And it DID hurt!
To Help Wheelchair Users
You joke, but I hear this s**t too much. Usually from rideshare drivers. "It's just down the block." "You can't just walk around the corner to meet me?" "Just cross the street, okay!?" See, that "mobility issues" note means no, I can't. Pick me up where I indicated.
Load More Replies...This is much more common that one would think. My grandmas appartment building spent a fortune renovating their hall to add a ramp to the elevator to comply with the norms of accessibility. Except that they left two high steps outside of the out door. So nobody with a wheelchair or a scooter can enter...
I've seen ramps that lead to a single step into a building
Load More Replies...This is bad, but the one with the sign saying the wheelchair elevator is off and come upstairs to ask us to turn it on.... that one's masterclass.
Is that an "after" picture of a wheelchair user who had to use this (not)ramp?
To Be Very Very Human
A failed attempt to be human. Metastasis or Fecesbook, Mark Zuckerberg is a sociopathic cancer.
I've since deleted my Facebook account, and it feels good paying attention to myself and not what other people are eating at the moment
Perhaps he is meeting with a certain former world leader who has a penchant for grease and fat...
To Illustrate Someone Walking Down Stairs
Looks more like, The Ministry of Funny Falls. 🤔
Load More Replies...I came to the comments to say the same thing! :)
Load More Replies...The Ministry of Silly Walks, perchance? (to those unfamiliar with Monty Python, it's a Monty Python skit)
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Load More Replies...To Fix A Pothole In A Tropical Island
Or here in New England USA, we could use this in the spring when it is mud / pothole season. That's a rather brilliant fix!
Load More Replies...Hey if it works it’s works. Asphalt isn’t just sitting around on an island probably
one of our local supermarkets started selling bags of asphalt. DIY.
To Contain A Goose
you need a full SWAT team to get rid of one of those, no wonder they put up a sign
nah you just need Simon from Wildlife Aid! He's got goose bags!
Load More Replies...My uncle had a small flock of geese who patrolled and protected his property better than anything. We couldn't get out of the car in his driveway without a cousin coming out to vouch for us with the geese!
It is a wonderful day at the train station, and you are a horrible goose.
To Draw A Girl On A Car
Deinver? Demver? Is it supposed to say Denver, like the city? Is that the alien creature's name?????
To Extension
I was so focused on them smoking while pushing a stroller that I didn't even notice the hair at first.
To Recreate A Wholesome Family Photo
Here is some eye bleach for anyone that immediately needs it (there is more in the page's comments too): eyebleach-...710a4b.png
Could be worse, at least his hands are lower down in the latter picture???
At least the hands aren't as higher up.... I need some brain bleach though.
To Make An Inclusive Social Distancing Marker
To Keep People From Running Into Each Other
To Protest Abortion
I'm OK with Jesus, just not the people who claim to worship him.
The bible is sooooooo poolife. Psalm 137:9: Happy is the one who seizes the infants of the enemies of Israel and dashes them against the rocks. When the flood happened, there were pregnant ladies who were killed. God also gave instructions on how to abort a baby who was the result of wedlock/ adultery. BUT YEAH THE BIBLE IS POOLIFE (Spelling it wrong on purpose)
I'm a Christian... I often wonder why some people think it's not.... *sighs in disappointment*
Load More Replies...To Shoot Some Sweet Archery Video
I just thought that. Next movie that shows a bullet stopped by a cell in a pocket I am going to be like, nah.
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To Get Uber Eats To Stop Delivering Unordered Food
If that's the address on the order, like what is the driver supposed to do? I'd still drop it there too. Maybe even closer.
The driver would probably touch an area by the "Wet Paint" sign, just to see for themselves.
To Choose A Sexual Orientation...
That wouldn't be sexual orientation i think but instead, well, what you identify as. Example: Im gay, I identify as Trans (Your joke is still funny tho)
Load More Replies...I mean, it does kind of seem weird that they're mixing term types there. If they're going to use heterosexual why not also use homosexual, and if you're going to use gay/lesbian why not use straight?
It’s not inappropriate if the doctor needs to know potential STDs and stuff you might have.
Load More Replies...To Advertise Their Ethical Business
I'll have one human trafficking for now please, and poverty and exploitation to go
Just as bad, is he checking out the woman who just walked by? Looking for customers, I assume?
To Convert People To Christianity
Heaven's address for those interested. Under The Arches, Villiers Street, London, WC2N 6NG.
Good one. And for those who don't know what it is, "Heaven" is a legendary superclub and a hot-spot of the LGBT community as it's home to probably the longest-running gay nightclub in London, "G-A-Y", opened in 1976.
Load More Replies...Matthew 18:3 “Truly I say to you, unless you are __converted__ and become like children, you will not enter the kingdom of heaven. " John 14:6 Jesus *said to him, “I am the way, and the truth, and the life; no one comes to the Father but through Me.
Load More Replies...This is literally the exact opposite of what I believe. Being a nice person is the most important; the rest of your lifestyle comes second.
To Be Helpful
Ah, a nice refreshing hydrogen peroxide. It can make you blonde *and* slay a hard-earned thirst!
To Market The Politician
To Pull Off My 90s Look At Age 40!
We had this phase in early 00s, loved them. My friend once accidentally caught a pigeon under hers.
Jnco 40s. I had some 40in pant leg cuffs and back pockets big enough to easily and safely store an entire 40oz bottle of " pick ur beer"💗
To Be Patriotic
Well, technically Toyota cars for the US market are made in US. It's just that the money goes to Japan.
That is kind of racist. If no Made In China product can get to anywhere else you’d be wondering where everything went. Chinese here.
It absolutely is racist!! The irony here is the stickers are on a Toyota Echo, and Toyota is a Japanese manufacturer.
Load More Replies...Maybe, maybe not. Given the keyed lock on the trunk, this car may predate the Toyota factory in TN.
Load More Replies...To Coexist
“I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.” -Mahatma Gandhi
As a Christian I wish I could disagree. We try but we keep stuffing up
Load More Replies...That note is proof that we haven't quite achieved the message of the sticker just yet.
Exactly! What is wrong with people that they think they get to police other people's BUMPER STICKERS for the sole reason that it's not the exact same message THEY want to see? They can get their own bumper sticker that says "I call myself a Christian but can't even be reminded of the existence of other religions" if they want to.
Load More Replies...Proudly writing that getting along and accepting others are not in their Christian faith?? 🤦♀️ Like in Christ? 🤦♀️ Jesus? 🤦♀️ The guy hanging with anybody that wanted to? 🤦♀️ Yeah... granted it was a long time I read the Bible but to quote someone she might respect, Omarosa: Jesus ain't say that.
If Christ has been born and lived in modern USA Christians would go around with little electric chairs hanging round there necks. Churches would have massive electric chair on their roofs with sparks flying of them.
To Teach Kids Some Math
This is the same type of person that says they want their large pizza cut into 8 slices because if they cut it into 12 slices it would be too much pizza....
it exists. https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/1327277/a-man-asked-his-fiancee-a-simple-question-about-pizza-and-her-answer-is-unbelievable/
Load More Replies...The child is correct. The teacher is wrong. whilst 5/6 is a larger fraction than 4/6, I am utterly convinced that the teacher would choose 4/6 of a million pounds/dollars than 5/6 of a pound/dollar.
So the answer to the question is 'It's not possible'? What kind of ridiculous question is that?
I agree with you that making a question with an answer "He can't" and/or "It's not possible" is kind of ridiculous. --> It even says THEY ALREADY ATE IT. <-- So the fact that it was possible was in the question. 🤦♀️ The kid actually solved the question, that if you eat more pizza but less slices, your pizza must have been bigger from the start. That's really clever for that kid to come up with. It's matematical correct too and he probably learned it in school. (Insert appropriate emoji here: __ All I've got is 🤦♀️🤦♀️) 😉
Load More Replies...Same kind of people that thought a quarter pounder was larger than a third pounder
Kid comes up with a brilliant and correct answer and the teacher is having none of it? Bad teacher! If I was the child or a parent, I would do some complaining.
Teacher during class: Children, listen carefully... 3/5 of this circle is smaller/less then 3/5 of this bigger circle. But they are both 3/5, even if they have different sizes. 😀 Teacher later during test: All circles are the same size!! It says they ate it but it's impossible to eat more pizza but less slices!!!! 🤬😡 Us commenting: 😯🤦♀️🤦♀️
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that is impressive. just- how long does their hair look when it's down? wow.
To Do Math (60+22+8+20=110)
Excactly what I was thinking. They always says that in sports: "we'll give 110%".
Load More Replies...Excactly what I was thinking. They always says that in sports: "we'll give 110%".
Load More Replies...Maybe it's just the wrong chart because multiple answers could be given
To Put A Face Mask On An Infant
I feel it's like Michael Myers 2020. Comes soon to a theater near you: Halloween on a plane with Samuel Jackson. 😯😲😉😉
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What if your poop is oversized? Are you supposed to cut it up? Into bite sized chunks as it were?
ill try my best, and ill keep any excess poo in my pocket untill i find a bin nearby!
Whoops--- that poop is over the size limit. Let me scoop it out and put it back in my butt. Sorry 'bout that.
To Say Thanks In Spanish
To Get Away With Paying Unlivable Wages
How do you tell the world you're American without saying so? I thought the point of the Civil War was to abolish slavery.
It wasn't. It was economics. No war is ever for the greater good.
Load More Replies...I truly don't understand the thinking "if we pay a living wage the cost of food will go up" - the cost of food is already 20% more expensive than the list price so increase your prices by 20% and PAY A LIVING WAGE!
I absolutely know I'll be downvoted for this, but most servers do not *want* better wages. They like the tip system because they can often make more money on "good" nights. They don't want a trifling wage increase, they want you to tip more. I've been on websites where if anyone mentions the "living wage" concept they instantly get torn apart. I believe folks everywhere should be paid a living wage, btw. But since it hasn't happened yet we tip well.
Completely understandable, but I would still tip a server even if they made a living wage. Your staff shouldn't have to DEPEND on the customers for reasonable wages, your staff should ALREADY be getting a reasonable wage (instead of posting these signs). Then, if the customer wants to tip on top of that, it's actually tip and not a contribution to their paycheck. There is a local sandwich shop that pays really well. The staff is amazing because they can relax and know that they don't have to cater to some a*****e to make a $2 tip so they can make enough for rent. We still tip them, and with the excellent service it's hard not to, they enjoy their job, feel valued, and it shows.
Load More Replies...To Save The Hostage
No it's okay, look at their hands! They're clearly using some kind of white face mask but the cops weren't fooled! /s
Load More Replies...I had this exercise once at a shooting range -- got the assailant, all right, but 'kinda' wounded the hostage, too. Darn.
To Have A Fancy Dinner At The White House
Take the positives. At least he united the world in hilarious, uncontrollable laughter. We (UK) gave the world Boris to chuckle at as well so you're not alone.
Load More Replies...Apart from the junk food choice - surely everything must be stone cold by the time anyone can eat it? Or was it just for show somehow?
Tragically, it was not for show. If I recall correctly, it was the "celebratory meal" served the Clemson Tigers when they won the College (American) Football national Championship. What should have been a great honor (visiting the White House and meeting POTUS)...was not. https://time.com/5502838/trump-clemson-football/
Load More Replies...Upvoting you because that IS what Trump called them in the interview. https://time.com/5502838/trump-clemson-football/
Load More Replies...Even if s**t cost a million, it's still s**t.
Load More Replies...To Create Camaraderie
Naw, with Switzerlands healthcare they probably had seperate rooms and didn't see one another for hours. 😭😭 (that's a JOKE, because I bet their healthcare is super good)
Load More Replies...What is it with team building? Doing activities (like this) is embarrassing and ridiculous.
Fun fact: if you walk fast enough, walking on hot coal will not burn you.
But not *too* fast - if you run, your feet will dig deeper into the coals and you still get burned. You want to aim for a swift walk - fast enough that your feet won't stand too long on the coals, light enough that your feet won't sink in. Was tested in Mythbusters.
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To Be Inclusive
You can't deny that that bin does look fabulous. Really brightens up the refuse area.
ikr? literally every fellow queer person I know would laugh and adore this (and probably make that same comment) XD
Load More Replies...Beautiful! Gotta ask: Is there an "extra cost" for this dumpster to be used - (packaging)...? Gay tax / fee that seems to be used on "improved packaging"
But, would you pay the "extra cost" for this dumpster to be used - packaging....
To Be Clever
damn i do that too! except my water is usually a bit brown, and tastes gross
To Send A Peace Message
To Make Waffles While High
I once removed an onion from a bag, threw the onion away and brought the bag to the cutting board before my morning coffee.
Load More Replies...I'd still eat it, lol. I find myself eating the batter while I make those anyway.
To Pour Some Concrete
Or why is the kid outside obviously unattended in a dangerous work in progress area
Load More Replies...Also, why are they letting their toddler run around in that tetanus minefield...
The woman who I'm assuming is the mom is also running around barefoot in that tetanus minefield. I don't think they're all that bright.
Load More Replies...Agreed, there's quite a bit to unpack here. Starting with why is everyone half dressed and finishing with I'm impressed a baby can take such wide clear footsteps without falling over.
Load More Replies...To Win Against The Burglar
This happens not only in USA. I remember the same issue when I studied Law in Spain. The shotgun was pointing to the window that used the burglar.
Load More Replies...I actually read about this case (Katko vs Briney, 1971, Iowa). The farmhouse was uninhabited at the time of the robbery. The robber, Katko, had been convicted and served time for the robbery, but due to the injury to his foot (which almost required amputation) he was in terrible pain and struggled to walk. The ruling was that a property owner may defend their uninhabited property, but they may not use potentially lethal force. The shotgun was deemed so - especially if an exploring kid had broken into the property rather than an adult. (The Brineys admitted that it was potentially lethal, and that they had adjusted the angle of the shotgun to aim at what would be a less-lethal area on an adult.)
Load More Replies...To Use A Capo
So Boris is busking now. If he takes requests I have a few choice ones... 🖕
Sound of him departing our shores would be nice…
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To Provide Device Security
To Write A College Essay…
"crushing turts", "stomp a turty", and "one percenter" were the best things written here
Nope, hands down the professor's responses have me rollin'!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Load More Replies...As an English teacher on her summer holiday, I really want to read the rest of this essay. In fact, I would pay for a copy.
These sorts of essays are the reason why I had to retire early from being an English professor. Reading this brought back some horrible essay-grading nightmares!
To Spell “Pennies”
So what am I supposed to do with my pennis then? Geez, can't catch a break around here.
To Get Free Gas
That would be a bad investment consider we find them for free in the wild
Load More Replies...They ARE from Florida...(by the way I'm not saying all Floridians are Trump supporters)
In case anyone else has trouble reading like I did for a bit, the back of the car says “If you voted 4 Biden follow ME to the pump. You’re buying!! A$$holes”. There’s also a symbol of what appears to be a middle finger and the initials “FJB” (neither of which I understand the meaning of)
An American rude hand gesture and shorthand for "f*ck Joe Biden" (because the driver had already exhausted writing all the words he could spell)
Load More Replies...To Take A Proper Selfie With Donald Trump
Many people told me. Many many smart, bountiful people. Lots of people who are smart and beautiful they just come up to me and they, those many many people that happens to be smart and beautiful, they told me, trump looks the most human when he isn't in the picture.
Load More Replies...To Stop Vandalism
To Stop Me From Downloading "A New Browser"
I got this too when I changed laptops. Microsoft continuously being clingy like "c'mon bro you've got me already, who's chrome? I can do everything chrome can do, are you sure? this is on you if you do it".
Microsoft sobbing softly on your front porch waiting for you to come back and apologize before losing its sh!t, crashing windows, and making your life miserable.
Load More Replies...I believe "edge" is just a wrapped chrome anyway so. "Edge replaced Microsoft Internet Explorer as the default browser, and in 2022, IE will be retired completely. Edge was originally an HTML-based browser, but in 2020 Microsoft released a new version of Edge based on Chromium, the same Google open-source software that Chrome uses.19 Jul 2022
The only thing MS Edge is good for is downloading other browsers. Then it gets deleted. Thank you for your service Edge!
Microsoft edge came with my laptop and that's what I've been using. I actually would of downloaded Internet explorer because I prefer it but it's not compatible with UBO and I doubt it's compatible with sponsorblock
Load More Replies...This is just the Netscape debacle all over again. This country could really use some anti-trust action right about now.
To Donate Without Any Personal Benefits
To Make Pesto
To Be Uplifting
"Do" is pronounced the same way as "du", which is "you" in German, so technically, this still works...
To Catch A Bug Stuck In Ice Cream
I wonder if they tried thawing it out? A lot of frogs and toads can survive being frozen.
Toads can survive freezing temperatures, but they normally slow their metabolism over time as ambient temperatures drop, this was a pretty instant situation and being flattened by whatever machine put the lid on the tub probably didn't help.
Load More Replies...NOOOOOOOOOOOOO POOR FROG/TOAD, unless he somehow didn't die, but WHY
RESCUE ITTTTTTTTT! Dig it out and put it in water it won’t die, I once found a frozen froggo in my yard and it was ok.
To Grill Some Ribs
Dave the crematorium employee temporarily forgets he isn't at work.
I think they're a little bit undercooked. Maybe a day or two longer on the grill will do the trick
Given the state of the grill, maybe it's just as well! I'm going vegetarian....
I call this a win. With the state of the grill, I don't want to eat anything from here.
To Predict The Rapture
To Beat A Man V Food Challenge
Give him credit, he also ate a few fries and one onion ring ;)
Load More Replies...We all know it's stone cold now, and will be chucked away. Sad.
Load More Replies...That's a ridiculous amount of food for one person. I don't get these food challenges.
Me neither. Like I love food and I get occasional pig outs like going to the buffet but I can't imagine eating that much food in one session. Judging by the tray size, mom and I could each make at least 3 meals out of that plus still have leftovers
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To Have A Loving Wife
It always helps to remember that the cost of a divorce attorney is much less than the cost of a defense attorney for a murder trial.
Load More Replies...Oof, if a man tried to do this to my gaming schedule, I think I’d sooner get rid of the man than my PS4. Imagine, “every 30 mins on Bored Panda equates to a dinner out” 😱
Same. Though as an AroAce I won't have that problem, lol.
Load More Replies...How much PS5 time do I get if I buy wifey a "toy" and a supply of Duracell batteries?
A lot less than if you hooked said toy up to the mains
Load More Replies...Totally just took a screenshot of this and sent it to my husband with the following caption: "The next time I ask you to take care of your beer bottles, just be glad you didn't actually marry a psycho control freak." When you've been together 18 years, little reminders about the "other side" can help to re-ground perspective. 🤣. We're both very strong-minded, independent people... a note like this (from either side) would have (and still would) result in all out war!!!
Just divorce him. Let a woman gamer have him, we appreciate fellow gamers, not demean them. Although I have my husband (and our consoles and arcade machines) so I'm fine lol.
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To Simply Display The Mall Hours
This one is reasonable. Hours at places have been changing frequently and replacing the lettering everytime would be expensive and time consuming.
A good idea in theory, but the best option would be to post it in such a way that the glare doesn't render the QR code un-scannable
Load More Replies...To Make A Joe Rogan Cake
I thought there was supposed to be a cake. This is just a photo of Joe Rogan. You can tell by the oozing puss from what should be his brain.
Looks perfect. Like The Picture of Dorian Grey. This represents his soul
To Be (Or Not Be) A Grandmaster Without A King!!
The board is also set up wrong. White square must be at bottom right on both sides.
To Add An Egyptian Hiroglyphic Mural (Photo Taken At New Public Park In Egypt)
What I have found annoying is the 'new' threads and suddenly you notice the comments are over a year old (or more!) and then... you find your own old comment!!
Load More Replies...Yes, for a site that pretends to be 'wholesome' they really like to bully and relentlessly s**t on her. It's a shame people are proud of their bullying here.
Load More Replies...What I have found annoying is the 'new' threads and suddenly you notice the comments are over a year old (or more!) and then... you find your own old comment!!
Load More Replies...Yes, for a site that pretends to be 'wholesome' they really like to bully and relentlessly s**t on her. It's a shame people are proud of their bullying here.
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