74 Of The Best Tattoo Memes Ever

I actually like it

Lucky for him the artist was accurate, he could be "Tampons 50% off"

I will def use this, from now on!

I don't have a tattoo but if someone can give me a Stitch that great for $200.00 shut up and take my money.

Why are you so sure that's a guy?

Tattoos are so mainstream they're not even cool anymore. Literally nobody cares if you have them.

wrinkly skin or wrinkly illustrated skin? i know which I'll have...

Also: When you ask your artist how he's getting along.

YESSSS! Exactly what I've been trying to tell everybody! It looked nice and I wanted it, that's all.

Worse when it is your boyfriend.

Must be a great feeling to know you're literally number 5 on the list, isn't Laura?

That feeling when tattoo looks better than original

No ragrets

Bottom line: Never be cheap paying for permanent ink!

I actually have only one without intent to get more.

Those are good clients

"dude, if i could put my legs like that, dya think i'd ever leave the house?"

And that's how really good ink gets done.

And the answer to that would be "then why don't you have them do it?".

So true

From my understanding most tattoo artist has done at least one on themselves when training so they would probably know way before they get any clients.

I dont get it

no no no.. that's heavenly!

Don’t stop, just keep going

Tell me like it is dude

Just put lotion.. lotion.. lotion.. :)

That's the yuppiest looking tattoo artist I've ever seen LOL

this is also applicable to Graphic Designers: "I love that new print advert by [famous brand], can I have the same thing? "No. It's their design." Ugh...

I dont know who is worst.

Psh, definitely my sister. She decided a $300 tattoo was a better idea than making sure she could pay her phone bill. "No, I won't lend you money to pay your bill after you just bought a new tattoo..."

Same type of guy that can't decide between what Madorian letters he has no idea what it means or some tribal barbwire crap.

Wait, wait, where are you from that you tip a tattoo artist? Or is this universal that whole time I’ve been acting like a huge jerk

lol I love this! I handle pricing for my husband's shop and omg...no matter how many times I tell them to be more specific and that pricing depends on so many factors, they still just don't get it. "oh, I just want a 22 word quote on my forearm with 3 flowers. How much would that be?" "Ok, but how much for just one flower?" lol

He needs a biore nose strip.

Fucking best show

I did this recently with a bottle full of airbrush paint... Blue splatters EVERYWHERE.

This meme is perfect for nearly anything diabolical! Creepy little thing...

A true perfectionist with pride in his/her work. Unless you are paying per hour. Then get nervous.

While I don't like lower back tattoos, I don't see the problem with the implied active sex life.

XD

Had my mind made up before I went in. Showed the guy rough draft, he found a nice template as finished idea, and all went great!

I love that tattoo show where they fix bad tattoos. They've seen some sh*t.

Good luck with that.

catch 22

We all have our crap duties. At least the Pinterest BS is easy to replicate.

*man arrested for stripping at airport security gate*

*you're

That is very oldshool :-)

Yikes. What's this from?

Eww. Didn't need that image in my head. 🤣

All work has crap days. But doing something you have a passion for makes up for it.

that's badly infected..

Gustave Doré was a wonderful artist. :)

This photo has now been used for 3 memes. Come on folks, be original.

Hahaha! Willing to spend hundreds til they ask for money up front!

*Draws a dot* "1$ please"

Oh that looks painful.

But he does not look like a boring older man.

I don't get it? Is this supposed to be a meme for artists who get asked to draw for free?

But I like tribal

I get that you became a tattoo artist to be artistic but if you act this judgy with someone who wants a simple (albeit obnoxious looking) tattoo what makes you think they will EVER come back to you when they are ready to drop 4K on a back piece

No. Not ok.

You can‘t say how much it will cost. A sleeve takes time, some people get their sleeves in the course of a few years.

When you can't even spell *tattoo...

Bread and butter vs. satisfying work. One fills your fridge, the other fills your soul.

Oh god what an ugly mole! I'd have that thing hacked off in a minute! That poor kid.

It's just and outline not colored in. It's only half a tat.

If I paid you a deposit then you better be prepared. That's bad business and if you dull your needle I'm going to be pissed because that's way more painful.

If you tattoo as well as you spell I can't really blame them...

I have a "homemade" tattoo on my palm. It is the exact replica of a sharp piece of graphite from a pencil, looking as if I accidentally stabbed a freshly sharpened pencil into my palm when I was 16. Honestly, it's a tattoo, it signifies my deep love of sharp pencils, I totally am not such a klutz that I stabbed myself in the palm with a pencil.

Ok. But I’ve got an ‘upside down’ tattoo on my wrist. It’s for me to see. Not others. Hence why it is like it.

I read this 5 times and still don't get it.

I'm downvoting this because that piece of crap shouldn't be an f'ing meme.

Faggy lameness? Really?