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“Please Stroke, I’m Having A Help”: 108 Times People Broke Their Brain Trying To Understand What They’d Read
Think about it: we’re a species that invented both Shakespeare and the phrase “yeet.” We put a man on the moon, but still can’t figure out how to make women’s pockets bigger than two centimeters. As a society, we don’t make much sense, so it’s only fitting that the internet we ended up with was never going to be a calm, rational place.
Which brings us to the Facebook group “Please Stroke, I’m Having A Help.” It’s a beautiful collection of random posts that defy all logic, yet still manage to be hilarious, mostly because they make you wonder if you're losing your grip on reality or if your reading skills just completely gave up.
Don’t question it. Just let your brain melt a little. Scroll down for the best of the worst, and upvote the ones that left you the most confused.
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Mavis 1 hour ago
Not fart water, it's "fart free water", so it's all good. Probably got it from someone's bath tub who never farts in the bath.
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Littlemiss 1 hour ago
I don't understand why you couldn't just lid it alone, you had to say something 😆
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Andy Frederick 55 minutes ago
There's no excuse for bad translations like this any more. Use ChatGPT or other AI and get perfect translations.
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TheOGpandaHavana 1 hour ago
That is 1000% the truth. 100% statistical fact! I'm not sure what driving has to do with it but it is important to drive carefully.
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TheOGpandaHavana 1 hour ago (edited)
Wow, the first time I read it, my eyes read what it is supposed to say. However, the second time I read it, my eyes saw what is actually written and now, my brain is confused.
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Littlemiss 1 hour ago
My husband explained to his young nephew once, that as you age farts just build up and fester. Eventually they become dust.. and that's why they smell so bad and linger.
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TheOGpandaHavana 1 hour ago
😂😂😂😂😂 You know they're American when they don't even know their own geography and are too lazy to double check they're own meme. But as a native Oregonian, I'm feeling both seen and disrespected.
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TheOGpandaHavana 1 hour ago
I'm no brain because i legit kept trying to ignore the goat to find the animals that are not in fact there.
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Lily bloom 1 hour ago
"The nicest world is standing beside you"? O the best word yelling nice distance*
Kali Chaos 1 hour ago
I tried really hard to do this, for like ten minutes. I only tried English, but I have no idea.
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Zig Zag Wanderer 50 minutes ago (edited)
That's very acute. Or possibly obtuse. It's certainly not right!
Lily bloom 52 minutes ago
Looks like a Muppet but actually exists. Makes a terrifying otherworldly clicking sound with its beak
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Lily bloom 39 minutes ago
At least put socks on Porkus when cooking her in the big green egg next to the couch! There are rules
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TheOGpandaHavana 1 hour ago
Unfortunately, my brain calculates math like this - it's exhausting.
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TheOGpandaHavana 1 hour ago (edited)
Oh no. What? Is this real?! I finally figured out what it says but please don't tell me someone actually got this as a tattoo?! It's something from when you're 17 and you think it sounds wise and strong.
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Ye Olde Dirty Grumpy 1 hour ago
Iron Maden, the Prisoner. Bring your Daughter to the Slaughter,
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Ange Marsden 1 hour ago
This would have been hilarious if the creator could tell their pastries apart
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Fenouille Fenouille 1 hour ago
Those Macedonians, as soon as they’re done crawling they ran out the door and start their new life!
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Hollerfloozy 1 hour ago
Listen, I can lead you to Payless. or i can lead you to the nearest therapist. I know which one i'd pick.
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Zig Zag Wanderer 15 minutes ago
A hundred and eight, pizzagate, a laptop I hate, nearly eight. Simples!
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Zig Zag Wanderer 13 minutes ago
So always eat gaspacho when I have cancer to be squidward's brother? Or something.....
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Zig Zag Wanderer 12 minutes ago
I'm was absolutely up for all of this for making a life, until the dog got involved!
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Zig Zag Wanderer 11 minutes ago (edited)
He's just trying to cross the road safely, ok? Don't ask me why....
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Zig Zag Wanderer 4 minutes ago
You, dawg! I heard you like iced tea, so I made you iced tea with iced tea!
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