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“Please Stroke, I’m Having A Help”: 108 Times People Broke Their Brain Trying To Understand What They’d Read
Think about it: we’re a species that invented both Shakespeare and the phrase “yeet.” We put a man on the moon, but still can’t figure out how to make women’s pockets bigger than two centimeters. As a society, we don’t make much sense, so it’s only fitting that the internet we ended up with was never going to be a calm, rational place.
Which brings us to the Facebook group “Please Stroke, I’m Having A Help.” It’s a beautiful collection of random posts that defy all logic, yet still manage to be hilarious, mostly because they make you wonder if you're losing your grip on reality or if your reading skills just completely gave up.
Don’t question it. Just let your brain melt a little. Scroll down for the best of the worst, and upvote the ones that left you the most confused.
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TheOGpandaHavana 9 hours ago
That is 1000% the truth. 100% statistical fact! I'm not sure what driving has to do with it but it is important to drive carefully.
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TheOGpandaHavana 9 hours ago
😂😂😂😂😂 You know they're American when they don't even know their own geography and are too lazy to double check they're own meme. But as a native Oregonian, I'm feeling both seen and disrespected.
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Zig Zag Wanderer 9 hours ago (edited)
That's very acute. Or possibly obtuse. It's certainly not right!
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Lily bloom 8 hours ago
At least put socks on Porkus when cooking her in the big green egg next to the couch! There are rules
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Ye Olde Dirty Grumpy 9 hours ago
Iron Maden, the Prisoner. Bring your Daughter to the Slaughter,
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TheOGpandaHavana 9 hours ago (edited)
Oh no. What? Is this real?! I finally figured out what it says but please don't tell me someone actually got this as a tattoo?! It's something from when you're 17 and you think it sounds wise and strong.
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Hollerfloozy 1 hour ago (edited)
The Weiner. The meat. The Bun. The Sausage. The Yellow sign. The "The". Lots to choose from there.
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Fenouille Fenouille 9 hours ago
Those Macedonians, as soon as they’re done crawling they ran out the door and start their new life!
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Lily bloom 9 hours ago
"The nicest world is standing beside you"? O the best word yelling nice distance*
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Hollerfloozy 9 hours ago
Listen, I can lead you to Payless. or i can lead you to the nearest therapist. I know which one i'd pick.
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Zig Zag Wanderer 8 hours ago (edited)
He's just trying to cross the road safely, ok? Don't ask me why....
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Douglas Gold 15 minutes ago
AI's guide on 'how to transform into the Hulk through bad posture'
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Zig Zag Wanderer 8 hours ago
I'm was absolutely up for all of this for making a life, until the dog got involved!
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Rali Meyer 43 minutes ago
If you were born before 1990, you are over 35 years old. Hold, even over 25 years old!
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Zig Zag Wanderer 8 hours ago
A hundred and eight, pizzagate, a laptop I hate, nearly eight. Simples!
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Stardust she/her 2 hours ago
Reminds me of this stupid story I saw online: Boy: *wakes up from peenis surgery* Boy: doctor where my gf Doctor: who do u think gave u the peenis?
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Tea Drinker 4 hours ago
OK, I'll give the possibly "foreign" signs a pass this time, but the ones that seem to be from native English speakers are absolutely pathetic and shameful.
Tea Drinker 4 hours ago
OK, I'll give the possibly "foreign" signs a pass this time, but the ones that seem to be from native English speakers are absolutely pathetic and shameful.
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