Sometimes it's hard to find the right greeting card for somebody, especially if you're looking for one that's both funny and meaningful. The funny ones often suck and the heartfelt ones are often too mushy, but luckily for us there's an awesome alternative thanks to these humorously offensive yet equally sweet greetings cards, available on Etsy.

They're made by FINCHandHARE, an Etsy shop based in Oregon, US, and they cover everything from Valentine's Day and birthdays to graduations and bridesmaid invitations. Every card bears a seemingly offensive message on the front, but each one unfolds to reveal a surprisingly sweet sentence inside. Check out some of our favorites below.

More info: Etsy

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Natasha L 2 years ago

But what if they got so upset that they didn't bother opening it? Still clever though!

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Quinn Enestvedt 2 years ago

NEED THIS

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Superluminal1 2 years ago

So why did I get the coal in my stocking?

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Superluminal1 2 years ago

Is that how it feels to start working at McDonalds?

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JEFF THE KILLER 2 years ago

my mom would slap me then hug me after she read this XD :/

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Samuel Jay Brown 2 years ago

I could be wrong but I hear Awful used to be a good thing

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Quinn Enestvedt 2 years ago

That almost went too far

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Superluminal1 2 years ago

A 'refined and upper class' stripper. Well, you've given me a Herculean task!

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Superluminal1 2 years ago

Sometimes it's good to cover your ass.

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Silent Skeleton 2 years ago

I dont need to try and look fat though, i do that effortlessly

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Superluminal1 2 years ago

Obviously hasn't started working yet.

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Quinn Enestvedt 2 years ago

I want the offensive one for my mom. It's long past for her, but she needs to face the music. STOP TRYING TO PULL OFF YOGA PANTS

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Master Markus 2 years ago

What occasion is this card for?

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Superluminal1 2 years ago

I wonder who started that rumor?

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Superluminal1 2 years ago

Again?!

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Long Joan Silver 2 years ago

So adorable

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Lucy Sharp 2 years ago

I love this one!

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Long Joan Silver 2 years ago

I want this for my 30th birthday, next year!

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FAKENAME FAKENAME 2 years ago

This one was already done

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