Some time ago a wise person decided to doodle hands on a cute pic of a snake he found. The result was so satisfying, he shared it on the internet. And then the doodle war began.
Some time ago we asked our readers to take part in this war, and we are so glad we did. Snakes don't always have the best reputation and are certainly not the cutest, but it turns out that all they needed were some expressive arms and hands!
This list, collected by Bored Panda, is a celebration of the serpent, slightly modified for our viewing pleasure. It gives you a whole new perspective on our slithery friends! Turns out there is less to fear than maybe you thought, because snakes are 'armless, after all...
Scroll down to check them out for yourself, and let us know what you think in the comments!
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According to National Geographic, there are more than 3,000 species of snakes on the planet and they’re found everywhere except in Antarctica, Iceland, Ireland, Greenland, and New Zealand. About 600 species are venomous, and only about 200—seven percent—are able to kill or significantly wound a human.
"Nonvenomous snakes, which range from harmless garter snakes to the not-so-harmless python, dispatch their victims by swallowing them alive or constricting them to death. Whether they kill by striking with venom or squeezing, nearly all snakes eat their food whole, in sometimes astoundingly large portions."
Hey, Gurl
I'm Pink, I'm comin' up so you better you better get this party started!
Jazz Snake
"Almost all snakes are covered in scales and as reptiles, they’re cold blooded and must regulate their body temperature externally. Scales serve several purposes: They trap moisture in arid climates and reduce friction as the snake moves. There have been several species of snakes discovered that are mostly scaleless, but even those have scales on their bellies.
Snakes also have forked tongues, which they flick in different directions to smell their surroundings. That lets them know when danger—or food—is nearby."
Who Ate My Sandwich Again
This one should be higher up! Angry snake neighbour shouting “Get off my lawn!“ at the kids. Lol
"Snakes have several other ways to detect a snack. Openings called pit holes in front of their eyes sense the heat given off by warm-blooded prey. And bones in their lower jaws pick up vibrations from rodents and other scurrying animals. When they do capture prey, snakes can eat animals up to three times bigger than their head is wide because their lower jaws unhinge from their upper jaws. Once in a snake’s mouth, the prey is held in place by teeth that face inward, trapping it there."
I Need My Morning Coffee
I swear I will eat you if you say anything like "Had a long night?" Karen...
if you didn't know i love snakes, take a look at my profile pic.
"About once a month snakes shed their skin, a process called ecdysis that makes room for growth and gets rid of parasites. They rub against a tree branch or other object, then slither out of their skin head first, leaving it discarded inside-out."
Oh Stop It You...
alas, i dont actually have a snake at home. i want one so badly...
The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Music!
leave an upvote for the "Tempus" font we all used at some point in highschool (or papyrus. or comic sans when you were still a little childish).
The SSSSSound of Musssic (That I don't hear becouse my auditory system is degenerated),
Shy Snake
This snake almost doesn't look real. The colour or should I say lake of colour is awesome.
Most snakes lay eggs, but some species—like sea snakes—give live birth to young. Very few snakes pay any attention to their eggs, with the exception of pythons, which incubate their eggs.
Not Sure
“Did God really say, ‘You must not eat from any tree in the garden’?”
snek: are you lying to me me: n-n-no i-im n-n-n-n-not i-i-im s-s-srry
"So You Didn't Wash Your Dishes After All"
My Oldest Grandslither, Santiago, With Snarms
Please dont go to work today...i need you to stay home and keep me company
There are roughly a hundred snake species listed by the IUCN Red List as endangered, typically due to habitat loss from development."
There are even such terrifying things as flying snakes, which sounds like the stuff of nightmares!
Valerie!! Whyyy??
actual snek translation: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As a valerie, I'M SORRY LIL SNEK. DO U WANT A BOOP ON THE NOSR
Excited Snake
No, no, no. this snek is naruto running because it's almost raid day!!!
NINTENDO 64!!!! - I don't think kids this of this age will get that reference but there you go....
Come At Me Bro
Oh Snoot, She’s Got A Knife! Run!
Don't surprise you snake and it won't surprise you back 🐍😘
Load More Replies...Because when they get that noodle, it is just a thicker shoelace and by the time it gets this big, hearts of his/her owners are already stolen and they think of their pet as a member of a family. Snakes live 20+years, so dynamics of relationship is different than with a dog who gets 10-15+ years. Also, as much as simple snakes are(one would say even dope, but hey! not overthinking got them to evolutionary perfection and they are here for 200 mil.yrs mostly unchanged, so they must be doing something right 😅).. Where was i.. Ah, i know, so, as basic as they are, they can learn to peacefuly coexist with people. There are rules and safety precautions, but it is worth it, if you are into it 😘
Load More Replies...Snake The Drummer
Why Are You Looking At Me Like That
Right when I saw the pic I clicked to make sure a Karen comment was here
Load More Replies...Fist Bump
Daydreaming
I'm always in this position when I happily scroll through Bored Panda
Hmmm
"should i eat the mouse, or kill my master and take over the world....." *Hmm contemplating snek noises*
What Ya Lookin At?
you. im lookin at you. they say befor the end up in the hospitle for a snek bite
Feed Me!
Lil Snek Dab
Harry Snekker
If you look closely, you can see that the glasses and the broom are photoshopped... those details might miss to an untrained eye, but not me... i saw that right away... so yeah, it's not real...
Load More Replies...This is actually a Feathered Tree Viper (Atheris hispida). They are bad a*s looking snakes and their venom can be a death sentence if treatment isn't gotten immediately after a bite.
I honestly dont know why i opened this post as snakes really freak me out..but adding arms to anything just makes it less scary. But this snake, this guy is magical looking
Let Me Take A Quick Shower
You gotta be out of your mind to have a snake that big loose in your house.
well, to have him loose in the mall, would be far worse. in the house the snake can be restricted by doors from where he could hurt himself. ..... i know where you're pointing at. lagre snakes are not more dangerous than small ones. idea is, that large snake doesn't grow over night, so it knows you, and you know him, and you two are mutualy adjusted to eachother. so snake feels safe and acts tame, because he learned you mean no harm to him. besides that, he DOES realize that people are not food (besides everything else, our colar bones are unpassable for 'em), therefore it is not worth using energy to constrict them (and trust me, it IS a lot of energy.)
Load More Replies...Hmm, Quite
Yup, It's Grass
Are you sure? It could be a bunch of really spiky green dirt. We should call a specialist.
Im Not Talking To You
wow it *'d my not-good word... all i did was say C-R-A-P... its not that bad...
I'm not a snek expert. It seems like it could be, but it is difficult to tell if it has eyelashes. I would definitely say in my unexpertedly opinion it seems to be a bush viper for sure though.
Load More Replies...You Want To Fight?
Shouting Snook Boy
Getting Ready In The Morning
Feeding Time
Good Job
it's like in movies when there's a battle so the one guy hides but cheers on the other guy.
Beep...boop...i'm A Robot Snake (Robot Dance)
What A Lovely Day For Gardening!
Snug (Snake Hug)
Angry Arms Noodle
This is a hognose - angry and hungry are their specialties. Good snek choice.
Youtube. Exotics Lairs. Pissy the "Cobra" Hognose Snake. Recommend watching his videos.
Load More Replies...What's Up?
Lmao wtf. How much do u need to get laid
Load More Replies...Ah, Life, Such Mystery
Dancing In The Rain
Snakes With Arms Are Awesome
The Creation Of Adam
Free Me!
Shy Snake
Nokia Snek
Byeeeee
Wazaap
Pls Don't Leave
Snake The Dancer
Also Legs
Welcome To My Office
In A Club With The Girls
Snake Has A Question
Hide And Seek
Hi
It’s Popeye The Snailor Man!
I See What You're Saying
Hmm...
Did You Do The Laundry?
I Don't Know
Captain Snarms Is Here To Snave The Day!
Cat-Snake
Snake Found Something
Ive Found My People
Wanna See My Collection?
Snake Is Happy To See You!
Dammit Human
Oh, This Is So Embarrassing
Hide Me, Human!
Music's Too Loud
Halloo Mah Friends I Am Bowtie Snek
Just Chillin
Dad Snake
Angry Snake
Oh Hey!
All Clear
Well Ill Be Damned
Poorly Drawn Anime Snakes Anyone?
Rule Change, Liz With Legs Ok Now
I love the almost iridescent colours on this snake, they're beautiful!
IT’S A GLASS LIZARD! I LOVE THEM! They really do look like sneks right
Load More Replies...Body Builder Snake
Angry
Hmmmmyes
Slurp
Hey Buddy!
So... Close...
Fedora Snake
Oh God Why?
snakes with eyebrows is a thing I didn't know I needed in my life.
snakes with eyebrows is a thing I didn't know I needed in my life.
