Something we all have in common is that we've all been single at one or many points in our lives. And yes, views are evolving, but being single is still stigmatized. Just think about it, how many times have you heard "When are you going to settle down and get married?" or "When are you going to make me a grandmother?" However, if someone ends up single, it might not be the end of the world for them. Shocking, I know.
Singlehood has its ups and downs. For example, there's the sweet, sweet freedom, but you also have to suffer through the perils of online dating. It's not perfect. But then again, is anything? In an attempt to stop their relationship-flaunting friends from asking "How are you?" in a condescending tone, single people have been describing their everyday life in memes. Maybe if they make enough of these, their relatives will also get the message?
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Of course I solved it before scrolling on, what kind of psychopath do you think I am?
That's the first condition. Then you can go further with your love life.
My mom recently told me that if I started dating a man, she would be happy that I found someone to share my life with and I was like "That's cool, but I'm happy being single and please stop talking."
It's a good idea to have added the "Me/Me" caption, as the concept of mirror is something few people know or understand.
I want this shirt! And this cacatoes! And this mans fabulous vibe!
There's also being able to say "Hey, could you scoop out the litterbox?" on your way out the door even though it's your turn.
Just read that in Elizabeth Bennett's voice. I've never even heard her voice.
*starts praying to God in Latin, a language I don't even know*
"They were just being polite, they pity you, you annoy them, they don't really want you to come." That's what I always tell myself, and I'm almost sure I'm right.
In my opinion you shouldn't have to shave your legs for anyone, except yourself if you feel like it.
You talk to them and try to be their friend, but then you get insecure and wonder if they know you like them and think you're weird, so you cut them out of your life to avoid possible embarrassment. ONE DAY THIS WILL BE THE CORRECT DECISION, I SWEAR!
....then you clean it, repair it and then all your friends ask where you have found such a treasure.
I saw a trash can with a sign "No Loose Trash" and I wanted to steal it and put it on my bedroom door, but I didn't because my kid would see it and I'd have to explain that it's a joke about her mom.
Yesssss, single yes, spider building nets inside panties no..
It's funny because if you stop dating completely, you can just leave your trauma out in the middle of the livingroom and nobody will mention it. I'm using mine as a coffeetable.
My advice : when you are in such a situation, just assume they are not into you. It is always the right answer.
Me at blood donation when they ask me when my last same-sex intercourse was "Hmm... Monday... Tuesday... Plus five... Minus seven... Never."
Jesus doesn't complain if I don't shave for three days, so I'm sticking with Him.
If you don't pick up yourself, no one else will. That's also completely true when you are in a relationship, trust me on this.
*Peloton. If anyone doesn’t know, Peloton makes exercise bikes and had a rather creepy commercial where someone’s spouse received it as a gift.
I don't think I've laughed so hard at a bp post for a while😂
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