50 Posts Full Of Scottish Humor That Are Funnier Than A Seagull Stealing Your Chips (New Pics)
Language sometimes has a funny way of transcending cultures. What may be typical for native speakers in a particular country could come out comically bewildering to outsiders.
Scottish English is an excellent example, which you will see in full display in the following social media posts. We’ve gathered these screenshots from the Scottish People Twitter subreddit, where over 900,000 members showcase their unique brand of humor.
Enjoy the quick laughs, although some of these may confuse you. But that is, after all, part of the fun.
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Say It How You See It
Waheyyyy
Howlin’
Reading through these tweets may make you wonder, “What about Scottish humor makes it work?” Could it be the delivery combined with the unique accent?
Scottish comedy writer Jenny Colgan provided some insight in an article for The Guardian. She says it’s about the innate ability to make a joke about everything, “from train stations to funerals,” adding that it is particularly a British trait.
“The reflex of making a joke out of absolutely everything, all the time, and valuing your friends for how funny they are is peculiar to Britain,” Colgan wrote.
Ye Nugget
The Difference Between London And Glasgow
Buckle Up…
Colgan adds that Scottish humor is “fundamentally working class,” making it relatable to a broader audience. As she noted, people see no point in being embarrassed about their social class, for example, because they know they are “all in it together.”
Glasgow Responds
Ye Muppet
Colgan likewise described Scottish humor as “self-deprecating humor of the self-declared underdog.” Comedian and Glasgow native Larry Dean agrees, given what Scotland is known for.
“Being from the nation that’s credited with the invention of the deep-fried whatever, the man-skirt, and bad weather, I’d say we’re pretty good at taking a joke,” Dean wrote in an article for The Herald Scotland.
Nice Try Hittler
Scottish Tinder
Sorry Bout That
Old But Gold
You’ve likely seen the usual stereotypes (kilts, bagpipes, and haggis), primarily thanks to pop culture and movies. Dean says that while not everything is 100% accurate, Scottish people don’t mind being the butt of the joke.
“We’d probably laugh louder than anyone else,” he stated, adding they aren’t attached to any specific idea of themselves.
I'm Rooting For The Kiddo Here.
New IKEA Range
Pure Buzzin'
Both Colgan and Dean also agree that there are differences between Scottish and English humor. Colgan described English humor as “manifestly middle class,” mostly about “the difficulties of fitting in.”
For Dean, the directness of Scottish humor gives them a “comedic gruffness” that their counterparts in England don’t have. As he explained, they don’t overcomplicate their means of self-expression.
“Nor do we waste time trying to make things sound prettier than they are.”
Festive Duke Of Wellington Is 🔥
Throwback
The Scottish Version Of ‘Dude, Where’s My Car’
Alexa, I Am Tryin Tae Talk Tae Ye Hen
Taken By Surprise
Must Be Bad
Sad
Save Our Barry’s
Seeing Aye Dug
Not Sure They Thought That One Through
Tamata Soup
Classic Scottish Local Group
Selling The Car
Have A Great Time Guys X
Roses Are Red, Ted Bundy’s A K****r…
What I Wanna See
A Very Scottish Memorial
#notmyking
:(
We’ve All Been There Ma Man
Succinctly Destroyed
Am No Willy Stealer Lass
Too Right We Would
Bless You
Patter
With Lashings Of Heavily Buttered Toast
Scottish Twitter Dump
Congratulations To Celtic Fc. Back To Back League Champions
Uncanny…
Daylight Robbery
'tis A Silly Place
Jesus Man
No Words Needed
Wonder If He Likes Peepholes
This Is Democracy Manifest
Uncanny
Edinburgh Festival Wankers
Hope You Had A Good Halloween
Ya Fanny!
Midori For The Big Yin
Scotsgender
Gloria From Pokémon
Scotland 2-0 Spain
Steamed Hams
Marshmallow Smartie Nipples
Always Remember To Practice Safe Education By Wrapping Your Jotters
Traffic Updates
Am 21 Ffs A Know How To S**g A Burd
What's My Name?
He's Not Wrong
As an American, I am absolutely delighted that the Scottish vernacular gets "spoken" in text/posts online. I can absolutely hear it in my head and it's delightful. We have so little culture over here that we're sometimes desperate for a bit of it, even secondhand XD
I very much enjoy seeing things written as they sound for humorous effect. Unfortunately it seems only the Scots can get away with it.
Load More Replies...In Scotland, it would be spelled "humour". These have to be read in an accent to make sense. For those who don't know, bairn and wain mean child. Nae is no or not, tae is to.
As an American, I am absolutely delighted that the Scottish vernacular gets "spoken" in text/posts online. I can absolutely hear it in my head and it's delightful. We have so little culture over here that we're sometimes desperate for a bit of it, even secondhand XD
I very much enjoy seeing things written as they sound for humorous effect. Unfortunately it seems only the Scots can get away with it.
Load More Replies...In Scotland, it would be spelled "humour". These have to be read in an accent to make sense. For those who don't know, bairn and wain mean child. Nae is no or not, tae is to.
