Scotland, a country that has been part of the UK for more than 300 years, is known for many things, such as deep-friend mars bars, whiskey, and numerous genius inventions that make our lives so much easier. But there's probably one thing you didn't know about Scottish people, it's their one of a kind sense of humor that started making waves across the internet, especially on twitter. Not only are their jokes crude and funny, but they are also written in the way they speak. Scots have the unique ability to make other laugh and make their thrive at the same time. Ready for some unadulterated jokes? Then scroll below

#1

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awkwardandodd Report

Lucas
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The very least of the weird things on the Edinburgh to Glasgae train you'll hear...

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#3

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samueljenkinson Report

FurryManiac
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I support this with my whole being.

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#4

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Rauss_Mc Report

Liam Walsh
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Remember having that conversation with a mate at work when we were commuting - wasp gets on at our station and ends up in London not knowing what the feck happened!

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#5

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Bivsterr Report

Lucas
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He wants the deep fried mars bar but knows he's not supposed to eat chocolate!

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#10

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Melfyx Report

#12

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elliebeebee43 Report

#13

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abigailambrose Report

Betsy Knox
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Flip flops and thongs are interchangeable terms for the footwear in California.

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#15

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suzannne_x Report

N G
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol but that's not how they fill the shelves in asda

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#16

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Fortune_91 Report

#19

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ry_ndavies Report

Lucas
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ryan you cannae say ass - it's nae Scottish. You mean arse man, arse.

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#22

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FlannyTweets Report

Stille20
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That being said, my boyfriend uses fruitier shampoo than I do... but he does smell terrific

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#24

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ruth_allenx Report

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every time I go to run the dishwasher my husband insists on jumping in the shower and turns off the dishwasher. Then later I go to unload it and it isn't clean. Well it happens at least once a week anyway.

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#25

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louiscook1996 Report

Lucas
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2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's polis and dug and yes, yes they do.

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#26

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sophieinnes_ Report

Halee Brady
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That dog looks like hes having a good time.

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#27

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Foley_Me Report

Claire Ellingford
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can't stop laughing ....!! Wish you Scots would visit Australia more; I'd pay good money to see some of you in a comedy show! That put a big smile on my face to start the day thanks!

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#31

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montyyyy17 Report

Meyer Weinstock
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Shoegaze acts thinking that they're rock gods...

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#32

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niamhcollins31 Report

ezPZ
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

@M O'Connell It certainly felt that way :D

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#33

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grEnt_ Report

#35

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_marcjohnston7 Report

Munhu Afro
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ma..... ARGE. Marge Simpson. Mom? Goodness you nearly gave me a heart attack mom.

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#36

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BigLez67 Report

Stille20
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, do what makes you happy... but I am silently judging.

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#39

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JosephObrien21 Report

Lucas
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Many people used to sign for things with a big X - you can sign how you like. As long as you recognise it - should it be necessary.

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#40

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stephenadamm Report

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