40 Times Scottish People Proved They Have The Best Sense Of Humor

The very least of the weird things on the Edinburgh to Glasgae train you'll hear...

the man speaks truth

I support this with my whole being.

Remember having that conversation with a mate at work when we were commuting - wasp gets on at our station and ends up in London not knowing what the f**k happened!

He wants the deep fried mars bar but knows he's not supposed to eat chocolate!

Great laugh, though!

woah

i wouldve have flipped out

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That's revenge! Very cruel :D

savage

Just Lay it on the floor

Flip flops and thongs are interchangeable terms for the footwear in California.

haha this is so true and so funny

Lol but that's not how they fill the shelves in asda

"We'll have to bill you for this."

my sister is a bit like that

Good karma anyway.

Ryan you cannae say a*s - it's nae Scottish. You mean a**e man, a**e.

lol this is gold

This one is good.

That being said, my boyfriend uses fruitier shampoo than I do... but he does smell terrific

oh my god no.

Every time I go to run the dishwasher my husband insists on jumping in the shower and turns off the dishwasher. Then later I go to unload it and it isn't clean. Well it happens at least once a week anyway.

It's polis and dug and yes, yes they do.

That dog looks like hes having a good time.

Can't stop laughing ....!! Wish you Scots would visit Australia more; I'd pay good money to see some of you in a comedy show! That put a big smile on my face to start the day thanks!

That...actually sounds kinda nice

me

Priorities.

Shoegaze acts thinking that they're rock gods...

@M O'Connell It certainly felt that way :D

This is hilarious... Imma do this next time...

I'm so glad I don't live on pizza avenue

Ma..... ARGE. Marge Simpson. Mom? Goodness you nearly gave me a heart attack mom.

I mean, do what makes you happy... but I am silently judging.

I like her way of thinking.

Keep the doggy safe!

Many people used to sign for things with a big X - you can sign how you like. As long as you recognise it - should it be necessary.

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This is priceless

Just do the nod

LMAO

My mom used the poop emoji thinking it was a "chocolate cake". And put the salivating one next to it...

I need to try that! Our remote doesn't work...

No harm in that, eh?

Facts are facts

Common problem. Not helped by them doing it wrong on the telly all the time. Watch House. He uses the wrong hand practically all the time (I think one episode it's pointed out by a physio...).

LITERALLY ME

Please do that... I will happily live in Scotland.

Great humour!

cos sean is an irish name and is spelled séan the accent on the e makes it fada(or long)

Wishing that was true

I feel ya there, sis!! Luckily, I found a man that swaggered out of my kitchen in a full pirate costume, grabbed me by the waist, dipped me down and said in his best pirate voice, "Arrr, I'm ready to give up the sea, me love! Will ya marry me?" Find you one of those!! 🥰

My dentures lie over the ocean, my dentures lie over the sea xD

When you can accelerate and brake at the same time it's probably not going to go well...

"They think 2 of the daughters are actually me with and without make up" - that doesn't mean what you think it does.

Is that a lunch hamster, or a dinner hamster? Does it come with a beverage?

I'd rather have Chinese food than a kid any day

Ain't cheap to die either 😤

LOL! I have to read these slowly to totally get them, but that one was worth it. Like a Scottish flavored dad joke

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lmao

I think they meant to say 28 days! lol

I expect he got sent there... to be fair it is a very weird aisle.