Scotland, a country that has been part of the UK for more than 300 years, is known for many things, such as deep-friend mars bars, whiskey, and numerous genius inventions that make our lives so much easier. But there's probably one thing you didn't know about Scottish people, it's their one of a kind sense of humor that started making waves across the internet, especially on twitter. Not only are their jokes crude and funny, but they are also written in the way they speak. Scots have the unique ability to make other laugh and make their thrive at the same time. Ready for some unadulterated jokes? Then scroll below

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awkwardandodd Report

Lucas
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3 weeks ago

The very least of the weird things on the Edinburgh to Glasgae train you'll hear...

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#2

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block of ice on fire
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3 weeks ago

the man speaks truth

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#3

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FurryManiac
Community Member
3 weeks ago

I support this with my whole being.

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#4

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Liam Walsh
Community Member
3 weeks ago

Remember having that conversation with a mate at work when we were commuting - wasp gets on at our station and ends up in London not knowing what the feck happened!

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#5

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Lucas
Community Member
3 weeks ago

He wants the deep fried mars bar but knows he's not supposed to eat chocolate!

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#6

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Thomas Ewing
Community Member
3 weeks ago

Great laugh, though!

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#7

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Fred and George Weasley
Community Member
3 weeks ago

woah

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#8

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savannah burrows
Community Member
3 weeks ago

i wouldve have flipped out

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#9

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MJ
Community Member
3 weeks ago

I bet they're on google searching "girls working out" video's...

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#10

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Night Owl
Community Member
3 weeks ago

That's revenge! Very cruel :D

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#11

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
3 weeks ago

savage

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#12

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N G
Community Member
3 weeks ago

Just Lay it on the floor

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#13

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Bored Person on Bored Panda
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3 weeks ago

LOL!! I'm DYING RIGHT NOW!!! I hear "thongs" used as flip-flops on Bluey (yes, I watch cartoons) and they said thongs and me and my dad looked at each other like... wha?... skynews-dr...161a92.jpg skynews-drew-scanlon-blinking-white-guy_4786055-5ee7b5e161a92.jpg

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#14

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Fred and George Weasley
Community Member
3 weeks ago

haha this is so true and so funny

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#15

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N G
Community Member
3 weeks ago

Lol but that's not how they fill the shelves in asda

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#16

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Viviane
Community Member
3 weeks ago (edited)

"We'll have to bill you for this."

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#17

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david kohn
Community Member
3 weeks ago

my sister is a bit like that

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#18

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Podunkus
Community Member
3 weeks ago

Good karma anyway.

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#19

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Lucas
Community Member
3 weeks ago

Ryan you cannae say ass - it's nae Scottish. You mean arse man, arse.

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#20

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Fred and George Weasley
Community Member
3 weeks ago

lol this is gold

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#21

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Geth
Community Member
3 weeks ago

This one is good.

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#22

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Stille20
Community Member
3 weeks ago

That being said, my boyfriend uses fruitier shampoo than I do... but he does smell terrific

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#23

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Halee Brady
Community Member
3 weeks ago

oh my god no.

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#24

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Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
Community Member
3 weeks ago

Every time I go to run the dishwasher my husband insists on jumping in the shower and turns off the dishwasher. Then later I go to unload it and it isn't clean. Well it happens at least once a week anyway.

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#25

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Lucas
Community Member
3 weeks ago (edited)

It's polis and dug and yes, yes they do.

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#26

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Halee Brady
Community Member
3 weeks ago

That dog looks like hes having a good time.

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#27

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Claire Ellingford
Community Member
3 weeks ago

Can't stop laughing ....!! Wish you Scots would visit Australia more; I'd pay good money to see some of you in a comedy show! That put a big smile on my face to start the day thanks!

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#28

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Catlady6000
Community Member
3 weeks ago

That...actually sounds kinda nice

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#29

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FurryManiac
Community Member
3 weeks ago

me

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#30

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3nails4holes
Community Member
3 weeks ago

"1/20 of a door!" love it!!!

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#31

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Meyer Weinstock
Community Member
3 weeks ago

Shoegaze acts thinking that they're rock gods...

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#32

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ezPZ
Community Member
3 weeks ago

@M O'Connell It certainly felt that way :D

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#33

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Cathelijne van Weelden
Community Member
3 weeks ago

This is hilarious... Imma do this next time...

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#34

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Lauren Caswell
Community Member
3 weeks ago

I'm so glad I don't live on pizza avenue

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#35

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Munhu Afro
Community Member
3 weeks ago

Ma..... ARGE. Marge Simpson. Mom? Goodness you nearly gave me a heart attack mom.

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#36

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Stille20
Community Member
3 weeks ago

I mean, do what makes you happy... but I am silently judging.

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#37

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Thalia Lovering
Community Member
3 weeks ago

I like her way of thinking.

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#38

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Thomas Ewing
Community Member
3 weeks ago

Keep the doggy safe!

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#39

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Lucas
Community Member
3 weeks ago

Many people used to sign for things with a big X - you can sign how you like. As long as you recognise it - should it be necessary.

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#40

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Night Owl
Community Member
3 weeks ago

🤦 😂

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