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That one hits me hard. Watched it happen to my Great Grandmother. I suspect it runs in the family so she won't be the last.

Amen!

This is my new mantra!

Now that's fair. Best clear headed thinking solution.

Soooo much truth

Yes.

It's always fun to get each other up to date about all the chaos that has happened in our lives in between chats

Every evening I fall asleep on the couch for about 30 minutes before I go upstairs to bed to fall asleep

Unfortunately my dog had her license revoked.

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Obviously. During the day off you have work tomorrow.

It's not the money going out to inconsequentials, it's the fact that every generation since the boomers has been consistently underpaid.

Where do you ladies find these boyfriends? I need one of these!

Damnnn I can see that being me 😂

GENIUS!!!

#FACTS

A-friggin-men.

I can't even pick mean dialog options in video games, this isn't even remotely true.

I do this sometimes!

and 2024, and 2025, and ... forever.

u wouldnt survive in the eastern culture..

My wife went into labor on Labor Day. She took it quite literally.

Was in Lidl the other day and a woman was wondering where the lettuce was. I pointed and said "Iceburg deåd ahead" I couldn't resist myself. We both laughed so all was good 👍

My mother also. Used to pick her up every Saturday for breakfast and shopping. Pulled in the driveway one beautiful summer day and she opened the door, holding her phone, saying "Oh...nevermind. She's here now." When she got in the car I asked who she was talking to and she said "The police." I asked WHY??? and she said because I was late and I was never late so she thought something happened. I replied that I had TOLD her I'd be late because I had a dentist appointment. She said "Ohhhh....that's right! Where do you want to go to eat?".

The circle of life

HAHAHA!

Prince of Tides anyone?

Nope, I'm a 63 year old Dad and I still do that.

Omg I feel this. My parents performed only the required parenting duties which did not include extra curriculars, displays of love, compassion, encouragement etc. and I love them but my adult life has been very difficult to navigate.

"Females" 😒

Well what's your plan for November then? Should use it well because it sounds like your only days off the whole year

"Ya went and broke my only rule" - line I love from song that was rhymed with "I refuse to be your fool"

Glad to know I'm not the only one

Brilliant plan! No questions here.

Guess what it cost? your ear

I tell my daughter this but she’s too busy hoping her bf is something he’s not so it goes in one ear and out the other. I hope she realizes before she puts ten years in waiting for change.

Yes.

My brother did that until he died 3 years ago. I aspire to his example.

Brutal but how is it boss problem ? 🤔

"It's good to know you are eating well."

His life flashed before his eyes the moment he said that

That's so sad. I want to send you a care package every rent day.

The problem is the „not“. Instead of saying „do not spend“ say „safe money“. Sometimes your brain just cannot process a „not“

My flatulence is going to *sparkle* tonight!

I'm at the wealth level where I have a panic attack and suck it up and get back to work in ten minutes. Yeah that happened today. Panic attacks suck.

Yes but you will have enough to make more than one sandwich

I don't know. I asked my sister in law, "Don't you hate it when he just gives you a really hard noogie from out of nowhere?" and she was like, "Huh?" Apparently, he's a lot nicer to her.

Jan 3 you put the wrong year on a check.

18 years in hospital, emergency department. S****y painful exhausting job. But i miss the hundreds of colleagues i had, i miss the laughs, the pranks, the jokes...

Unfortunately for the rest of us, 15 year olds exist and now I feel very old.

Lol, same.

I have always been like that and always ok with it

Would you remember to show up though?

Hah. Me for the past 3 years. And not only did nobody notice, my best friends of 25+ years can't even be bothered to speak to me.

Lies I do understand this because I didn't want to skip the theme songs and so I ran to the bathroom because why skip to the end of the show when you could be back when the new episode starts playing. And with call of duty I ran in between matches to go to the bathroom.

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My husband and I were states away, me in the middle of the country and he was on the East Coast. He drove the 23 hours to visit. I would fly back and forth to see him. The only heartache about it was when we had to split without knowing when we'd see each other again. We will be married for 10 years this August.

As they say ... "Ignorance is bliss". As the Great Buddha once said, you have to "Let that S**t go." Rinse, repeat.

True, true

Nope. Train them right. They might be a spy. Develop trust. THEN show the way it's done.

You better call her back and say you're going to bingo night!

Damage. Control.

Somebody 5,000 miles away couldn't be this reasonable. Which is why we broke up!

I work 2 jobs and run a business. The older I get the more free time I wish I had.

THIS

And by "someone," I mean my dog.

20+ years and counting