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Between cosmically unrealistic beauty standards and the gender pay gap, women have a lot on their plate. As with any shared experience, be it a job, gender or fandom, there are going to be some memes made about it. After all, at the very least, one can commiserate and have a laugh, if nothing else.

The “Girl Posts” Instagram page is dedicated to funny and relatable memes about navigating the world as a woman. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your thoughts in the comments below.

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Kylie
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Always the way. Road to hell is paved with good intentions.

MC C
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This entire list pisses me off and makes me realize better the struggles that women have to go through, this entire list treats women usuriously and like they are all spoiled bratty children. Thank god I live in an area where if men treated women like these comments do in public they would get walked out the door by another man

Bec
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fair enoug, I realize that is what this listicle is about, but This particular meme need not be gendered though.

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Deborah B
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fruit is a good compromise. A bunch of grapes or some apple slices can be snackish.

Natalia
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the most relatable thing I have ever read!

JoMeBee
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is definitely my spirit animal!

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    Deborah B
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why you get a cat. It's like alone, but with purring.

    LizzieBoredom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a SCEC = Self-Contained Entertainment Center.

    Nikole
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m a SCECC (self-contained entertainment center with cats… no one tell JD!)

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    SkippityBoppityBoo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being alone isn't... "being alone". I like my own life alone now! I can go to the bathroom and spend as much time as I want in there!!! Given my spinal bruising and disability! I can poop in peace!!! I have friends who are usually on the end of FB messenger if something bad has happened. I don't often go out unless I really have to, but I do know that there's always going to be someone that I can reach out to if I'm in need of just talking 💜💜💜

    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pooping freely should be top. Thats the first thing I miss when I have company 😂

    Jeremy Klaxon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh? My wife does all that, and I don't think she's alone

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    Pandamonium Pandas Pandie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    keep him, he's a good dude. his drunness made him express his true love for u while others make them express their true hate.

    Mingey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless he was texting the wrong person 🥸

    Anywherebuthere
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that too but when I read it it makes me feel happy, so I've decided to give this happy drunk man the benefit of the doubt.

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    Doofnuts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is old, but it's perfect.

    While it gets thrown around often, the idea of the gender pay gap isn’t just some boogeyman, it’s a real and documented issue. On average, in, for example, the EU, the gap stands at 12.7%. While this might not necessarily seem like that much, imagine, for a second, if you will, taking a 12% pay cut just because your employer felt like it.

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    If you are a woman, chances are you didn’t even have to imagine it. Many workplaces discourage employees from discussing this question for this very reason. It’s also worth noting that the EU has a lot of female participation in the workplace and even rules and regulations against this sort of thing, so the situation is likely worse elsewhere.

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    Kylie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing like a little retail therapy to drain the bank account.

    Jac Carr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did a huge purchase last week then I was told my hours at work would be reduced soon, lol

    SkippityBoppityBoo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me - "Oh gosh today was bad!!! Okay, make it a bit happier by ordering a huge amount of toilet paper!!! Tissues for your issues!!!" 😄

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    Tanya Morton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ain’t that the truth 😟 Same situation in Australia

    pfeils wife
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really?! Over here in America, MAGA says that the high rent costs are all Biden (and now Kamala's) fault! I didn't realize these two were so diabolical that they could control the rent costs over in Australia as well! /s

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    Nicky Shrimps
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me when anyone asks me to go camping. I pay too much rent to live outside!

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    Surly Scot
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lovers, friends, family, workplaces....everything falls into this.

    Duxall Inarow
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quit my last job by handing my boss a sticky note on which I had written “30 - AMF.” He asked what the hell that meant. “That’s my 30-day written notice — Adios emmer effer!”

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    In the US, the commonly thrown around number is that a woman makes 84 cents to each dollar paid to a man. Again, this might seem like a smallish gap, but once you consider decades of savings for a pension and social security, the difference becomes a lot harder to justify. Remember, this is, generally, for the exact same amount of work.

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    Jens Nobel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So who cares. A fluffy stuffed teddy something or the cat wrapped around the belly or the dog snuggling up against your neck and chest. Who gives a s**t as long as it makes you comfortable and safe?

    BossyCloud
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I forgot there was a mouse in Bear in the Big Blue House!

    KDav
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Approaching 50 and married, sleeps with 3 stuffed animals and a pillow for my leg.

    somnomania (she/her, queer)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they're useful for wedging against my back or propping my arm up!

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    Kylie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote for cutest kitty

    April Pickett
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those can be some of the best naps.

    Jens Nobel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The classic one. And the even more classic one is where I turned off the telly, and she immediately woke up and scolded me for turning it off because she was actually watching it. >.<

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    Similarly, if you are a woman, depending on where you live, there are no doubt lawmakers who have decided that not only do they know better about feminine anatomy, but that it’s their duty to put in some regulations. This is particularly visible in the United States this year (2024) as twenty-one states have put in place restrictions (or full bans) on abortions.

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    Edith
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I shall do not accept your pleading inquiry for my participation in this act of helping. (Sorry couldn't resist 🤣)

    ColdSteelRonin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would if I could but I can't so I won't

    Kitty
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would if i could but i can’t so no

    SkippityBoppityBoo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You Can.... Because you have to... Life is sometimes tough, hard but you can either suck it up and push on through or give up... Please keep trying to push on through... Giving up? I've felt it but thought about everyone else... As in who would I leave behind? So... Gots This. Gotta push further and be open with whoever needs to know.

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    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you ever use this phrase then you are indeed "girly" and not a woman. And not someone that most of us would want to be around.

    Casey Garland
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    your vote does not belong to your husband! Vote your heart!

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    Fluffy Cat Sleeps
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are some things my significant other is allowed to veto. Obviously there is discussion first but still.

    Patty Latimer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too many women give away their autonomy. Now that I’m older I want to go back and kick my a*s for this.

    SkippityBoppityBoo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My boyfriend won't let me"... Urgh... I will be with you if needed. But noone in the world, your life etc should ever say to you "you can't" or take control of your life. Unless of course you are in danger of making choices that could literally endanger your life. Then intervention is needed but the whole "My boyfriend won't let me"? Nope. I'm a grown up adult and I'm not in any actual danger...

    cadena kuhn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing my husband won't let me do is wear heels/platforms after he spent half the night keeping me upright after I face planted at the vampire ball

    somnomania (she/her, queer)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if your boyfriend won't let you, it's time to dropkick the boyfriend into the nearest trashcan!

    Kay
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "hey wanna come to my place? 😏", "sorry my boyfriend won't let me"

    Doofnuts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disagree Multa. I use that phrase a lot, only it's the other way around, and when I stand firm on a subject (rarely) she respects it

    Janissary35680
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In no way does being gay preclude "My {_}friend wont let me" dynamics.

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    BeesEelsAndPups
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did she seriously grub-hub McDonalds? That's basically paying somebody else to go bring you back some disappointment

    Well then
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The McDonald's is for the little people. The Panda Express next to it is for her.

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    This is not only a breach of bodily autonomy, a concept so horrible in practice that it has an entire genre of horror dedicated to it, it’s also a surefire way to just make women suffer. In other words, banning abortions doesn’t stop them, it only drives them underground. Pro-life folks, who have cleverly co-opted an innocuous sounding concept, are creating a world where not only is the fetus now in danger, but so is the mother.

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    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still save some of them, because you are more beautiful today than you will be a year from now, and you will look back and realise you didnt look to bad after all. You will cherish those pictures when you are old

    SkippityBoppityBoo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have photos of my time in hospital... I was starting to put makeup on! Love those photos, which are NOT shared! They're private but it's.... I'm not ugly, I just now have facial scars which I can cover up with makeup so Let's Boogie! 💜💜💜 Noone is actually ugly facially, ugly comes from personality and how you act...

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    LB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: yay, anxiously scrolling BP because I can't believe I don't have a ton to do

    Nikole
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m having to take all of my unused PTO now because it doesn’t roll over, so I’ll have lots of days off for the rest of the year. Last weekend was four days long and I didn’t get up before noon. It was glorious.

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes getting the chores done, that you couldn't get done during the week IS relaxing. Because you're getting sh1t done!!

    BeesEelsAndPups
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a single parent I have a question. What is this "day off" that people keep talking about?

    Jorie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My day off...spent two hours at the dealership getting my car fixed, brought dog for haircut and waited all afternoon waiting for him to be ready to pick up.

    Kylie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either that or sleeping.

    SkippityBoppityBoo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing better than having done your laundry and put it away!!! Achievement for the day! Go me!!! 💜🙂💜

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    Then again, so many cases of harassment and abuse go overlooked already, so it might feel futile to wonder why the champions of “life” don’t seem to have many good ideas on how to preserve it. Then again, if you can’t grasp the most basic parts of another person’s experiences, it’s unlikely that you can actually help or sympathize.

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    Pandamonium Pandas Pandie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    true, especially when your wake up time is 5:00 and u share with bedd hog and u wake up on the floor every morning.

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    Feathered Dinosaur
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I envy your superpower. It takes me almost an hour to get ready

    Ashlie Benson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It helps if you don't care what you look like.

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    Cuppa tea?
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The small details was omitted - it's a two days apart.

    Rodney McKay
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And she still had time to bleach her hair!

    Jac Carr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why some people have that stinky bed smell

    Paulina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me guess: she's in her 20s? No one above 30 would have the energy. It takes at least 15 minutes to identify what's aching today!

    Mr. Toast
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a male secret as we only have one soap product in the shower.

    EmJay
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fifteen minutes!? the amount of times i woke up late for school and have had ONE MAYBE 3 minutes to get ready and i was ready in to time is way to much

    kath morgan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t live with that kind of pressure

    Ace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And every guy in the world says yes, so what?

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    April Pickett
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want someone who agrees with me on the important things in life. See above.

    Daria
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there's always something to do, so these times are precious

    Kat Lineker
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are the best kind of friends.

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    BeesEelsAndPups
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't really get this one. When I am upset I will tell you I am upset and why. Otherwise, how can I expect things to get resolved?

    Nikole
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh I agree, but I guess sometimes one can’t rock the boat? I’m a firm boat-rocker though (not to be confused with yacht rock).

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    SkippityBoppityBoo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You have done something to make me feel mad... Own it." I'll be quiet and soft voiced, as I usually am, but you push me too far? You're gonna know about it... Once my *Danger Voice" comes out? Darling? You better run...i don't play anymore.

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    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the word "hell" less horrifying if it is in brackets of some sort?

    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a new way of underlining the words to increase their tonation/importance, i think. Usually I see it with "" tho.

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    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to my mom, its always your own fault, for walking, with shoes, in that fashion.

    Xandra
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea, ever since I broke the ligaments in my ankle at around 8 years old, skating on a (very) improvised "skate rink" in my back yard (we wet everything with the garden hose and waited for it to freeze...)

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    StumblingThroughLife
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I moved and my Blu-ray player stopped showing up my TV (although the audio worked, speakers-wise) when I set it back up. I bought a replacement. Same issue. 3 months later I decided to put my TV on a tall stand and my Son in Law helped out, and noticed I'd put the cable into "HDMI OUT" 😳. It was about then that I realised I def needed new glasses. 🤓

    SkippityBoppityBoo
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😄😄😄 I sooooo feel you on this one!!!

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    Gavin Johnson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taking control of the electro pixies inside the electrickery system.

    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feel electri-cute, might delete later

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    Steve Robert
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done enough socializing and interacting with clients my whole career. Now I just prefer to be alone. Ain't nothing left in the bucket, except kicking it!

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    Surly Scot
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still my favorite Trunchbull. Emma Thompson wasn't menacing enough.

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pam Ferris is the best Trunchbull!

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    Doofnuts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a great actress. I hated her character in this movie.

    Steve Robert
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would you like some chocolate cake to go with your outfit?

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, if it makes you feel good to wear it.... confidence is cute.

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    BookFanatic
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else smash their nose on the screen trying to read the stuff on the left?

    Theoretical Empiricist
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happens when my wife asks "What are you thinking about?" and I answer "nothing in particular".

    Ryleigh
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Articulating thoughts and emotions is hard

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    Pandamonium Pandas Pandie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    true for all us introverts, am I right ladies!

    EmJay
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes yes a million times yess!!!

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    Feathered Dinosaur
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least I'm properly fed and watered before going out on 3h of sleep. Does it help? Afraid not...

    Jens Nobel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's the worst you can do, you're a cutie. When you come back as bloodied and screaming zombie staggering towards your spouse in total killing mode while he is desperately trying to save his life by having the first cup of coffee ready for you when you reach the kitchen, THEN we're talking.

    Kylie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always except for me it's dark out.

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    Raquel Mencke
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my mind, taking out one bag of trash allows me to take a break and rest until the next bag is ready to go.

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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is probably an AI-generated image. I just prompted Bard with "Create an image of a head similar to that of the "Hello Kitty" cat on a plastic body-builder's body" and it came up with something similar but the body is a deep tan and it's wearing a blue speedo concealing a very large package.

    Ms.GB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How I feel bringing in 7 bags of groceries at once.

    SkippityBoppityBoo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvoted just for the Hello Kitty!!! 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

    JoMeBee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, that's the one chore I refuse to do...

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    Pandamonium Pandas Pandie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "sir, why is the touch screen so furry?" "would you like to return it and get a new one?'' "sure-*realizes what it is* no thanks, but do you have any hamster cages on sale?" "..." "NVM bye *goes to a pet supply store"

    TMNTLOVER4LIFE
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awww. those eyes. LOOK AT THOSE EYES!

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    featherytoad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done that before. It's like, WTF?

    Dee Rutherford
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ..or something equally silly that keep one awake for an hour thinking about. 😳

    Pandamonium Pandas Pandie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I forgot to say I to some random passing by at the mall when I was saying hi to every single random passing by me at the mall.

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    BookFanatic
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uck. "Do I always look like that to other people? What's that face? Why am I making that face? I tilt my head a lot. Should I raise my chin so I look less chubby? Wait...what was this meeting about?"

    JoMeBee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate having my camera! See #8 (or 438th selfie one)

    Raquel Mencke
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awwwww. Look at me looking all cute and such.

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    BookFanatic
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I witnessed a coworker get stopped by a man in our parking lot who told her to smile. She said "I don't get paid to smile at you until we open." Icon.

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    zak
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work from home in sweats/pajamas, and I rarely go out, so I barely need any other clothes 😅

    Child of the Stars
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work overnights and get to more or less wear what I want. My entire work wardrobe is leggings and oversized button-down flannels. The same thing I've been wearing since my first pregnancy 12 years ago 🤷‍♀️

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    Niels AirMax
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jägermeister, Kleiner Feigling, Gin... The list goes on.😆

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    featherytoad
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me with color pink. I've always been drawn to it, and it looks good on me.

    Lowrider 56
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's my wife's favorite color. Shoes, purse, car, cookware, towels!! Everything is that color.

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    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldnt get along too great with "god" anyway. And ""they" wouldnt want to hear what I have to say eighter, so down I will go.

    Arthur Waite
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I worked as a Systems Analyst for years, and always thought that If I ever met God, I'd have a Lot of questions for him. And not politely, either.

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    Mystic Wolf (She/They)
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'd choose hell over a homophobic heaven," -Desmond Tutu. This may get downvoted, and I'm not trying to be controversial. But this made me think of this quote

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    Jac Carr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to go to my local pub more than I would have just to see an acquaintance I liked; I slap myself now when I think about it. He was such a to$$er too, I don't know what I was thinking

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    Susie Elle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me. I'm the one who buys me things without asking.

    BookFanatic
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought lil' Boo had a cigarette at first...

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    Mary
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat is totally judging you

    Pandamonium Pandas Pandie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and...why r u talking to me soft can opener? now go fetch your emperess/emperor a pail of water, be4 jac and Jill...

    JoMeBee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why you should have a dog. They're just happy you're paying attention to them...

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    Child of the Stars
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better yet, own up to your actions and do better. Not for them, but for your own self-respect.

    A Very Glittery Moth Indeed
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum has an almost identical thingy (idk what it’s called)

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    Daisy1355
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favorite thing is that I do this..... and I live alone with my cat. I took my thing.

    JoMeBee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know this, but I can't place it. What is this from???

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    BookFanatic
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait. I want a bow on my alarm. Is that a thing?

    Amy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think they added an emoji later, don’t think it’s on the clock from a quick Google - which is a shame because I want one too!

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    Jennifer Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worst part of losing my eyelashes during chemo was they would always fall in my eyes

    Jac Carr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister's biggest thing was not wanting to lose her lashes; she was ok with other hair but really wanted to hang onto her lashes. She did during the first treatment but lost them during the second. I hope you're well now

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    Ace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I seem to be in a different world this morning - which of these is which, and what exactly is the problem?

    Katchen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You look great when you look in the mirror, but when you reviews photos of yourself you look terrible. At least that’s how I read it.

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    Kikikaboom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    About the only thing I wouldn't wish on an enemy is losing someone (including pets) they love. That's it. Everything else is fair game IMO

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    Surly Scot
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such an immature reaction. Depending on the time of year or the event, i'd probably need to work out warm clothes to wear if it's winter, if i'm gonna be out a while I need to make sure the cats have plenty of water and food, need to know how late if there's work tomorrow. You can't just text someone out of the blue and expect them to drop their life for you with no explanation just because you want to be spontaneous, then get rude and snippy just because they're not bending to you snapping your fingers. Have respect for the other persons schedule and life.

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    Skogsrået
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is that birthday video then that kid got what she deserved. Nasty little brat.

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    Jac Carr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think I've ever used that emoji but the rolling eye one is my spirit emoji

    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not "girly" or "cute." This sounds like someone needs a consultation with a clinician of some sort. This is not healthy.

    Pandamonium Pandas Pandie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its not that, it just means that emoji is multi purpose like is could be cry bc I'm sad, cry out of laughter, cry bc u don't know what ur doing. but ur right not girly

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    Ms.GB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wake up with about 4 empty water bottles on my nightstand every morning.

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    Pandamonium Pandas Pandie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what kinda off brand Cinderella is this!? and where can I watch?

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    Surly Scot
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When we say that, it's usually because we've already voiced our issue with the other person, they've ignored it and changed nothing, so when it happens again we know the person won't change, this is the c**p you'll always have to deal with from them, so there's no point in having another conversation about it. The quickest way to nullify the conversation is to say "i'm fine/it's fine" with that withering look on our face of utter exasperation. An entire gender isn't doing this just for the fun of it.

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